20200301 Sunday Taobao friends

Make rice cakes and eat them in the morning. While he was reading, the little prince called.

I put the phone on the stand and recommended the phone manufacturer to add something to the charger to stand up.

The little prince asked, what had you eaten in the morning.

I said, rice cakes. I told you that the balcony didn't know what was going on, there was a leak on the ground

He said he didn't do a good job of waterproofing.

I said, I want to find out where that leak is? I can not find

He said, don't look for it, I've been looking for a long time and I haven't found it

I said, you've looked for it too, haha, the two of us are really curious babies. Strange! You can hear the water, ticking inside the wall. Little prince, then I'll test you, whether your drop stone is real or fake,

He said, "It's true."

I said, it's fake. Because it doesn't take long for the water to fill the pit, and then it won't drip to the stones

He said, then let me tell you, from a physical point of view, the gravitational potential energy is converted into kinetic energy, and the impact on the stone does work on the surface of the stone. Over time, quantitative change has been transformed into qualitative change, oops, I'll tell you, you're silent again...

I looked up at him,

He went on to say that the chemical solution explained that the surface of the stone corroded, layer by layer, and the water droplets pierced the stone

I said, it's impossible to wear such a big stone.

He said, "Look at you, tell you, but you don't listen." Okay, I won't tell you, I'll go out right away, I won't explain it to you, you can study hard by yourself

I said, I'm still thinking about how to prove yin when I'm sleeping, and I've come up with a new way in the morning? I'm going to use greater than or equal to

He said, "If you don't do anything today, just spend a day studying this thing."

I said, "No."

Hung up the phone, I didn't have a ruler and a rope, so I used excel to prove that he couldn't concave the figure, but I didn't expect that he was right to lift a stone and shoot himself in the foot.

I took a screenshot and posted it in the group, about my mistake in verifying the actual circumference with a virtual rectangle. This is not right.

I watched the Sunday service video in the morning, and the sister in the group said that she would let the queen mother watch the gospel video in the evening.

At 11:20, the little prince returned. I'm eating black bean longan rice.

I said, the morning live stream was particularly well done.

He said, "Calculate it, that question."

I said, it's annoying.

He said, "A million, a million."

I said, how much am I worth? Exactly 1 million.

He said, "You're going to spend the rest of your life answering."

I said, let's do another set of questions, if you solve it, pay me back 1 million, and make a set of Jiangsu's high school examination papers, and if you can't pass the test, you will be pulled down.

He said, "No."

I said, you don't have the courage

He said, Liang Jingru didn't give it to me

I said, I don't have the guts either. Have you eaten?

He said, eating instant noodles

I said, why do you eat instant noodles again? It's not good for wounds

He said, it's raining outside, I don't want to go,

I said, you person, if I eat instant noodles, you will definitely scold me, it's unhealthy or something

He said, I have dried turnips, eggs, and sausages, and you can be the same as me

I said, okay. By the way, I know where that water is leaking, I'll just suck it up with a towel. When it rains heavily, change your towel at night,

He began to make his bed and was about to go to bed.

I said, it's too early, isn't it? Let me tell you the little prince, you can press the button to cook porridge, it's all the same, and the time is still short.

He said that twice the water must be mainly used to cook porridge

I said, no, there is little water, it is very thin rice

He said, fools

I said, the most annoying? Always call me stupid. If you had told me that every day, I would have ignored you

He said, I didn't find you so stupid at the beginning, why aren't you so stupid now?

I pouted in anger

He said, hahaha, good, good, congyin and congyin, you are not stupid or stupid, but you are congyin

I laughed and said, black bean rice is super delicious

He said, it's messy, but it's delicious

I said, you're going to say mess again, I'm angry again, two mantras, one is messy and one stupid. You see this black bean is green inside, my mom said this is dyed, I think it's possible

He said, "Are you sure it's moldy?" Sprouted?

I said, no, because black beans are more expensive, soak them, and the water turns black. This is my eight-treasure rice, with longan and black beans,

He said that P4 was shipped from Hunan, and asked me to show him if there was a reply from the teacher in the mailbox. Not really

I said, eating black beans will make you grow black hair

He said, you are all fake, how long is it. Long green hair after all

I said, you can help me check one more thing, mung beans dye black beans

He checked and said that the shape of black beans and mung beans is not quite the same.

I said, what color is inside

He said, "There are green and yellow."

I said, you don't understand, I'll ask the queen mother

He said, "Okay, I'll go to bed."

The queen mother also played a video, I peeled several pieces, and there were green and yellow ones in them, and the queen mother didn't know if it was black beans. I continued to read, and woke up at three o'clock to continue reading.

At 5 o'clock, he was hungry and said something to eat

I quarreled with the rice cake to show him.

He said, how can it be like this

I said, I cut it with a fruit paring knife and add tomato sauce, like potato chips, it's delicious.

At 4:50, the little prince came back and we talked for 35 minutes.

He showed me his hands, which were already scabbed

I asked him curiously, how did he know if it was better to have a round head or a flat head

Ask me what I eat at night, and I say, eat yo-yo at night, I make it with starch.

He didn't know what was going on

I said, you'll know when you make it, this is a simple version of my mother's starch cool skin.

He asked me to open Taobao and add me as a friend.

I said, you are my first friend on Taobao

He said, I bought something for you, and it was almost cloudy

I said, are you Russia

He laughed and said, you can get some potatoes or something, and you can make potato cakes when you have nothing to do

I said, yes, so that the ketchup can be used

He said, you can also make omelets and buy some meat to eat

I said, "This way the sesame seeds can be used up." In the evening, I will make yo-yo food first. Or do it now

He said that he found that you were getting more and more able to eat, and at first you were hungry and ate candy

I say because I eat less and eat more. Forget it, I'll wait

He said, "If you're hungry, go eat it."

I waited a little longer. Asked him to watch the video at 7:30 p.m., and he said he was going to have a meeting. I said, that's eight o'clock.

He said, no matter what, get it cooked

I said, I don't know very well, it's ripe or not.

He taught me how to divide it, and I felt like I couldn't teach it

I went to cook and eat, and he went to eat

After eating, he looked at something, and I also read my book.

I waited for him to watch the video together, and he asked me to play a game. I think 15 minutes is enough to play two sets.

It took a set to play well, and he hit the black eight by mistake and it was over

I said, let's watch the video together

He said, I don't look at it in the unit

I said, who knows what you're looking at

He said, "Don't look."

I said, "You don't believe what you say." I used to be with me in the county

He said, at home with you

I didn't speak

And he said, "Well, go to the party."

I hung up

He behaved again.

At half past eight, he came back from a meeting, and at 8:40 he sent me a video, and I was too lazy to lie in bed.

He tinkered with his hand and said, "There are still ten minutes left at nine o'clock, I'll deal with my hand first, my hand hurts and bleeds." I took care of the wound on my hand first. He wiped the anti-inflammatory pill directly on his hands.

I asked, sentence by sentence, and looked at the browser as well.

He said, is the party mom coming?

I said, "No, every man looks at his own." Didn't say to tie it up and watch it together

He said, "On a cloudy day, I went to the service agency to buy another Band-Aid."

I said, okay.

He went to wash up and came back, and made a condom for himself

I said, let the nurse do it

He said, "I studied nursing." Eyes, shoulders, abdomen, fractures, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, this is true that we have all learned uniformly, first aid

I said, you learn to swim first,

He said, wait, wait, if you talk about swimming, what's wrong with not being able to swim?

I said, if someone throws you into the lake, you can't swim up

He said, you can learn it with two plops, you have to believe in human potential, and when life is in danger, you can pounce twice and you will be gone.

I said, how can some people drown and not reach their potential

He said that as long as you don't open your mouth loudly, you won't be able to sink, otherwise you will keep drinking water and keep gaining weight, and you will sink

He watched the news and read me the Diamond Princess

I'm sullen.

He said, how to puff out a mouth,

I said, "No."

He said, what's wrong today? It feels like you're absent-minded

I said, no, really.

He said, I have a feeling you're a little absent-minded

He wasn't happy either

Emotions, I say, are contagious

He said, I feel that you are a little depressed when I sin, so you can say something about it. Don't hold it back, how do I know what's going on with you? I'm going to hand over my phone, don't you say it?

I said, nothing.

He said, "It's all right,

I said, I'm going to get a hukou on a cloudy day, the last day of a cloudy day.

He said, I'm really afraid that you will mess around and lose your hukou

I said, no

He said, okay, be careful on the road.

When the time came, he said, don't think about it, talk well.

I sneered

He said, sleep well.

The text was sent to me again.

Well, I have to leave it to Him.