Chapter 244: Rejoicing
20200229 Saturday was rejoicing
I woke up in the morning and made enoki mushroom fungus rice cake noodles. After breakfast, I started reading.
At 7:25, the little prince called the video.
I'm sitting at the bar.
He asked, "Are you coming over today?"
I said, "Come on."
He said, don't run around, you use the key first, the situation has been quite serious recently
I said, okay. Keep looking down at the book
He said, "Why, don't be unhappy."
I said, no, I'm reading, have you eaten?
He said, no, I just finished washing, my hands are covered with the hair of my clothes, I took a band-aid yesterday and put it up, it suppurated, and I died of nausea
I said, "It's painful."
He said, "Yesterday the nurse took me a cotton thread to wipe and asked me if it hurts?" I said it didn't hurt, and she started to rub it repeatedly, which was really sour. I'm starting to eat instant noodles
I said, wounds should be well fed. It's amazing, I'm full of yin and yin, and it's very empty inside!
He said, because you didn't have enough to eat. You read a book at home today,
I said, yes
He said, haha, China sent 100,000 ducks to eat locusts
I said that this ecological method is particularly good, the ducks are fattened and can be eaten. Poop and ducks wanting to swim are a problem. It is also a question of who the duck eggs belong to
And he laughed
I also talked whimsically about raising ducks in the countryside and chasing ducks when I was a child.
He found a math problem to calculate the circumference of an irregular figure
I said, "How can you ask for this?" That little length is not told, it can't be calculated
He said, yes. You count first, and I'll come when I go
I thought, I don't count if I don't understand.
To save power, I moved my computer to the balcony. The little prince sent me the essay format.
I revised it for an hour before it was done. I sent it to his teacher.
I continued to read the book and said, I found that it is still very useful to type out word by word, and I will remember that I really love to learn
He said, "I don't love."
I said, I've been like this since I was a child, squatting there one afternoon reading a book until it gets dark
He said, I can't stand it
I said that my eyes were broken when I was very young, and I squatted there to read my sister's textbooks, essays, classmates, etc.
The phone ran out of battery, I modified the holder of the mobile phone, and the little prince said that I was really leather. Take a kitchen knife and cut there, and cut it with scissors.
He said, "Do you know what day is right for today?" Today is the best confession day, wedding day
I say, because it's once every four years. Hehe, that's funny. Can you help me look up the four societies proposed by UNESCO
He looked it up and told me.
It was 11 o'clock and I started to cook and eat. Ate fried rice cakes.
After lunch, the little prince rested, I rested when I was tired from reading, and when it was almost 3 o'clock, I talked about what to eat at night
The little prince gave me a braised pork
After reading until 4 o'clock, the little prince came on time to teach me how to make braised pork. Cut the meat, boil the meat, soak the fungus, cut the enoki mushrooms, take the starch, boil the noodles, and cool. After 40 minutes of busyness, he mixed the noodles and started eating, and the little prince also went to eat.
After eating, I did ten minutes of stretching in the living room and found that my ligaments were really good.
The little prince didn't want to move, he just wanted to make a salted fish
When I talked about my roommate's rehabilitation for me, he said that it was the most poisonous woman's heart. There was a ride and a match.
I said, Maruko, which is the most beautiful dance in a TV series you've ever seen? I think it's the mythical Princess Yushu
He doesn't look. I can't help it. He was wiping his hands, and it hurt
I said, so you won't be sleepy. You can use it when you study. When I was in high school, I used a rubber band at the same table, and the other tablemate held a pen every day
He said that he used it a lot and was resistant
I said, I'm just stealing something to eat, or standing up and standing at the back of the room. I wasn't punished by the teacher. I only did it once. The teacher said that I would stand up if I didn't do it, and I wrote hard, and she called me by name, and I was okay, standing outside with a lot of people. I still remember that the school had to cut their hair short, and the girls in Class 18 had long hair, and the teacher grabbed a dozen students and lined up to blow the wind in the playground, which was really funny
He said, how can you, a top student, have a time when you don't do your homework?
I said that our homework would be written on the little blackboard and one day we would forget it, and that was not a shame. Anyway, everyone knows, let me tell you, I am in charge of the class, not a role model, but a counterexample. When others saw me being punished by the teacher, they were afraid. For example, when I sit by the window, it's hard to go out, and I want two people outside to get up, and I jump out of the window every time.
He said, you're the kind of guy who makes people angry. Crazy play, good grades
I said, "No."
He said that he played with others during the day and read books by himself at night
I said that I had to go to bed at 11 o'clock at night, and my roommate read until 12 o'clock. I jumped out of the window to save time, and if you were a minute late, you would have to wait in line for an extra ten minutes in the cafeteria. I eat with Liping, I eat, she takes the bowl, the money is put here for me, and I take a small account book every day to keep accounts. She said it's all for you to eat.,I'm going to record it there.,It's cute.。。 Forehead.. What are you doing? They didn't listen to me carefully
He smiled
I said, you can't become a top student like this, you have to listen well
He said, I am not a top student, nor am I a scumbag
I said, that should be the teacher's attention, either excellent, or bottom, skinny, or bad. For example, we have a little gang leader there.
Did he listen to it, fooled me and said, King Kong gourd baby.
I said, you have the same virtue as our mother-in-law. When I was playing cards with my child, and the child cried in the cradle, I took my foot and continued to play cards
He said, I'm not so perfunctory
I said, I have nightmares every day, and I did half of it last time, I woke up, and I did it again the next time
He said, "You're still in a series."
I said, if I have the perseverance, I can get up and write it down as soon as I wake up from a dream, and I can remember it. That dream yesterday, that man was going to do the end of the world, he opened that door, blew a lot of snow in, and we ran away, as if we were holding a doll or something? The zombie-like man sniffed the doll in our hand, and we passed it on to another person
I was lost in thought
He said, "You don't speak and you are silent, you are silent every day."
I said, have you watched it, it's strange, how can you watch a video while watching a video? You can't even take pictures
He said, "Yes."
I said, you bite your finger again. I was sleepy, my eyes narrowed.
He said that if you come to play, you can't play
I said okay.
So I played 6 sets. Go to the group video.
My sister is talking about an old birthday star, and I guess who is the birthday. It turned out to be Huang Amma, but none of our family had one, so I never said happy birthday or anything like that. Also, I haven't given my parents a birthday, and I miss my grandparents the most on their birthdays.
The little prince said that his sister had grown meat, and his sister turned off the camera when she was unhappy. Later, after a few words, I quit watching TV.
We talked, I cooked, cooked, etc. The little prince said that the thumb and ring finger of his left hand, and the thumb and index finger of his right hand are only these four good, and we compared. The little prince said that he wanted to buy me biscuits or something, and I didn't want to stock up, so I didn't need it.
The queen mother let the two of us talk, and I talked about the math problem.
He counted out 40. I say it's a paradox, and it's counterintuitive to be entangled in how to prove his answer. But there's no good way.
He just said, I figured it out anyway
I say, your x is canceled out, and the reverse is equal to 0, which is impossible. How can an existing line segment be equal to 0.
He's still the same old saying.
I'm struggling.
He said, "If you count again, there will be no time."
I didn't care, I kept counting for 40 minutes, and I didn't wash it seriously. Still can't prove that he is a paradox.
He laughed so hard that I threw a sentence at the end, take a rope 40 centimeters long, if you can concave your figure, then say Yin you are right, I will give you a million, otherwise you cannot exist in real life
He doesn't get it.
I said, I'm angry, I'm angry
He was very happy. Seeing that I was angry, I said, is it so difficult for you to be soft?
I said, no, it's the truth. That's a million thing
He, I don't want you 1 million, but is it so difficult to be soft?
We went to the group to debate, and they didn't participate.
That's it, in the entanglement, I was angry and funny, and I went to sleep.