Chapter 1: Rubbing Oil into the Ghost System
After a lot of effort, Hua Xiaoman finally squeezed into the subway, his chest and back stuck in the crowd, and his feet slowly left the ground, like a cloud.
Fortunately, there is a handsome little brother in front of the left for her to admire.
Long thick eyebrows, high eyebrow bones, deep eye sockets, high mountain roots, small hump, slightly hooked nose, with a pair of thin lips, he is really a fairy little brother with explosive appearance.
Hey, a strange feeling came from behind him.
Something was poking her.
Hua Xiaoman couldn't help but be angry, the class flower in the dormitory yesterday met a lewd man on the subway, and she directly broke his life by a scud.
She turned her head neatly and stared viciously at the middle-aged ugly woman who was very close behind her, "What are you doing?" โ
The subway suddenly braked suddenly, there was no handle, and he twisted his body again, Hua Xiaoman suddenly lost his balance and fell backwards.
In a flash of light, she came up with a bold idea, she stretched out her hand, crossed the slightly chubby middle-aged aunt, and a black hand quickly stretched out to the fairy little brother.
The little brother was defenseless, he was grabbed by the collar suddenly, and he couldn't help but be stunned, a pair of cold eyes looked at his hand with disgust, and then looked along his arm at Hua Xiaoman, who had a triumphant smile.
"Hey, hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Hua Xiaoman had stabilized her figure, but she didn't let go of her hand, she apologized on her lips, but she couldn't suppress the smile on her face, so cheap.
The little brother was silent, only looked down at the black hand that crumpled his clothes, and his eyes were cold.
Hua Xiaoman let go of his hand with a smile and slapped it twice, "I'm sorry." โ
Muscles!
I couldn't help but touch two more handfuls, "I'll smooth it for you." โ
In his murderous gaze, Hua Xiaoman withdrew his hand awkwardly.
The little hand twisted it like money, put it to his ear, pretended to scratch his head, waited for the next subway stop, and then neatly ate a handful of the fairy little brother's tofu.
Grabbed his shoulders and arms, grabbed his arms and chests, and rubbed oil for the fourth time, and the little brother's face turned white.
I have to say that such a cold-faced little brother is even more handsome, and her saliva is about to flow out.
After rubbing the oil for the fifth time, a strange voice suddenly sounded in my ears:
The system is successfully unlocked, and you will get an initial treasure chest.
Hua Xiaoman didn't take it seriously, thinking that a game advertisement was being broadcast in the subway.
A strange voice rang in her ears again:
Hua Xiaoman, welcome to the ancient extreme survival system, start your adventure.
What the? Are you calling her?
Hua Xiaoman raised his head and looked around, trying to confirm what was going on, but he happened to crash into a pair of weird eyes - the little brother who had been oiled five times by her suddenly laughed!
Laughing so weirdly?
The system prompt sound sounded again: the door of the system is about to open, and the countdown is 3......
What the hell system!
Hua Xiaoman suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed the little brother's shoulder to ask for an explanation.
There was a strange feeling behind him, and something was poking.
Hua Xiaoman was completely angry, three times, it's over, right?
She grabbed her little brother's collar and kicked back violently, kicking the crotch of the lewd man behind her, only to listen to him, "Ah! There was a cry of pain, and suddenly it was dark all around, and there was no sound at all.
As if it was a ring-screen movie, a row of words appeared in front of Hua Xiaoman's eyes:
Name: Hua Xiaoman
Level: 1
Skill: Pick up treasure chests
Amount: 0
Treasures: 0
Unopened Chests: 1
Mission: Find the NPC who introduced you to the system and start a happy marriage with him.
Holy, what does that mean?
Hua Xiaoman looked around, black rumbling, what are you looking for? How to find it?
A light suddenly turned on behind him, and the handsome little brother on the subway walked out of the darkness, with a vague smile on the corner of his mouth. Behind him was the lewd man dressed as a middle-aged woman - he was beaten, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, his face was frightened, and his body was obscene.
Hua Xiaoman pounced on his little brother and habitually pinched his hands, "What's the situation?" โ
The little brother flashed sideways, with a look at the mentally retarded eyes, "Ancient Extreme Survival System." โ
"What do you mean?"
Hua Xiaoman's face was confused, and she wanted to ask something, but the little brother in black suddenly smiled weirdly at her.
"Find me."
After saying that, the man suddenly disappeared.
What๏ผ
Hide and seek?
didn't have time to react, Hua Xiaoman saw that the lewd man changed his obscene fear just now, and approached her step by step with a hideous smile. "Dead girl!"
As he spoke, he ripped off his hood with a cruel smile, and the three of them took off their coats and sweater skirts, turned into a bald man in autumn clothes and killed lewdness, and pounced on Hua Xiaoman.
Hua Xiaoman didn't dare to slack off, so he ran away.
It was dark and boundless, and she couldn't be afraid, so she rushed into the black cloud of ink.
"Ahh
Behind him, there was a sudden scream of a lewd man that resounded through the sky, Hua Xiaoman became more and more frightened, but he didn't dare to stop at all.
There seemed to be a white light behind him.
"Little brother?"
No response.
There was a sudden emptiness under his feet, and Hua Xiaoman suddenly fell weightless.
"Ahh
It was as if she had fallen into a never-ending precipice, surrounded by a dark void, and fear haunted her skin slowly covering every inch of her skin, and she closed her eyes and waited for the moment when she would finally landโit would be a skin that would open and hurt to the marrow.
"Ahh
She snapped open her eyes and landed on the ground!
What the hell is this place?
The dilapidated lattice windows were covered with thick straw paper, blocking most of the light outside, but it couldn't stop the cold air poured in, the moldy thatched roof barely blocked the rain, the stone table, the earthen kang, and the dirty quilt were as cold as ice, and she lay in the quilt, fighting with her cold upper and lower teeth.
A line of words suddenly appeared in my mind: The first level of "Fu Xiaoman's Counterattack"
And then what? Gone?
What kind of broken info tip is this!
Hua Xiaoman hammered the kang hard, startling a burst of flying dust.
"Damn! Dog system! โ
She scolded and lifted the quilt and sat up, and if she lay down like this, she would freeze to death.
Then she was petrified in an instant - I'll go! This fat thigh is hers?
She turned to look at her abdomen, this is the big white in the Michelin tire commercial, right? Lap after lap of swimming rings were all solid fat, the kind that could shake three times when poked, and the majestic arms, the ten fingers as fat as sweet potatoes, the feet like pig's trotters, and the patches on the body, the dirty shiny clothes......
Yes!
She looked up to the sky and shouted, "Dog system, what have I done!" โ
Scolding and scolding, she still struggled to move off the kang, trotting to keep warm while looking around, there was firewood, there was a stove, there were pots and bowls, there was water in the water tank, and there was water in the rice tank...... No rice.
Yes, boil some hot water first.
Na Scoop was about to scoop water, and when he lowered his head, he was suddenly frightened by the ugly face in the water tank and jumped away.
Damn, who's this ugly ghost?
The sage said that there is no saddest urge, only more sorrowful.
This ugly ghost is herself!
The facial features are squeezed together by the fat, not to mention, and the cheeks are covered with large and small pits-Nima, the dead system, gave her a pockmarked face!
That's it, with a two-hundred-pound pockmarked face, you still want to find your little brother and start a happy married life with him?
Depend on!
Chop your feet while lighting a fire to boil water while cursing the system.
A system prompt suddenly sounded in my mind: Today's treasure chest has not been opened, do you want to open it?