Chapter 2: Hormonal Compatibility

Treasure chests? It was the treasure chest she touched when she was rubbing oil for her little brother on the subway, and it was also the culprit of her entering this ghost system.

Open open open!

Ding, the treasure chest opens: Congratulations, you have obtained a set of wide-sleeved fairy dresses.

Hua Xiao was so angry that she almost fell headlong into the stove.

Bird with a treasure chest without a point.

I boiled the water and wanted to take a bath, but it was too cold for the concubine to do it, what should I do? Squatting next to the stove, he wiped it quickly while it was roasting, and found a piece of clothing that was not too dirty and put it in it, and there was no other jacket, so he had to put the dirty one back on.

"Goo......

Her fat belly made a thunderous sound, she had searched all over the house, and there was nothing to eat.

"Bang bang bang!" There was a knock on the door outside the door.

Hua Xiaoman looked out through the crack in the door, and under the rain curtain, there was a handsome little brother standing outside the thorny "door".

Eye candy!

It's a pity that the handsome guy has a bad mouth, and the male duck quacks: "Dead girl, blind, hurry up and open the door!" Kill me! ”

Open the door? There was no umbrella at home, she was cold and hungry, and she didn't want to get wet for this half of the beauty.

"What's the matter with my little brother?"

The little brother looked surprised at eating and looked at her in disbelief.

"What's the matter? Fu Xiaoman, what are you pretending? Hurry up and open the door and get me some meat, my father and mother are waiting at home! ”

Parents?

This stinky thing and her are brother and sister? Brother and sister?

Hua Xiaoman looked at him through the crack in the door with great disgust, and he was not so handsome.

"Meat? I can't even find a grain of rice, so how can there be meat? ”

"Hey, what's your attitude? Dead girl, don't toast and don't eat and drink, if I find meat by myself in a while, don't blame me for being rude to you! ”

Hua Xiaoman spread his hands, you come.

If you find it, I won't have to go hungry.

The little brother continued to shout and curse outside, and his mouth was fragrant, and it became more and more ugly.

Hua Xiaoman rolled his eyes and ignored him.

Finally, the outsider was tired of scolding, and reluctantly stretched out a tender white hand from the robe, bypassed the thorns, and accurately found the door to tie it, and the door opened.

Hua Xiaoman: Wouldn't it be over like this earlier, if you don't scold at the door for a long time, your clothes will be half wet.

The little brother rushed in angrily, ran to Hua Xiaoman's face in the blink of an eye, and slapped him.

Hua Xiaoman didn't expect the plot to develop like this at all, so she was stunned and then hid back - she thought she was as light as a swallow, but she was now a pig of two hundred pounds.

"Smack!"

The slap was firmly thrown into the face, the kid looked at the weak chicken, the strength was quite great, and the already fat face suddenly jumped with a red slap print.

"Hey, fuck you, dare to hit me?!"

"What's wrong with beating you? Hit you lightly! ”

The kid seemed to be used to fighting, and raised his hand and slapped him again.

Hua Xiaoman learned to be obedient this time, squatted honestly, dodged the slap, and the kid who flashed took his arm for half a circle, and before he could retract his arm, the little fat man pounced on him with an arrow step, and threw him to the ground, with a two-hundred-pound body

g" and pressed it up.

The boy let out a scream like a pig.

Hua Xiaoman adjusted his posture, sat on his back and turned it twice, and the sound of the pig cries increased by a few decibels.

"Hit me? Don't look at who the old lady is, hit me? See that I don't sit on you! ”

The little fat man went up and down, and the kid under him was already pressed with less air intake and more air out.

"Do you want to take it?"

Hua Xiaoman touched his still red and swollen cheeks, and scolded: "You are a fucking NPC, and you will sit to death in vain." ”

Hey, a silver treasure chest suddenly appeared on that kid's buttocks!

Hey hey, Hua Xiaoman touched the location of the treasure chest, huh? Didn't get it.

Think about the situation when she "picked up" the treasure chest of the subway brother, well, is it to touch it five times?

She hit the kid's ass hard, "Smack! ”

One time!

"Ahh Fu Xiaoman, you, you, you dare to spank your brother's ass? You, do you have any respect in your eyes? ”

Wasn't it just like a gossamer? Dare to be pretended?

Hua Xiaoman slapped it and beat it with enough strength to feed.

"Smack!"

"The horse is running slowly because the whip is not hard enough, and use some more force? Yes! ”

"Bang Bang!"

The wonderful system sound in my head, "Ding, receive a treasure chest." ”

The pig's cry soared into the sky, "Fu Xiaoman, look at it, you are like this, treat me like this, our mother will definitely kill you!" ”

"You are only allowed to beat me, not me? Yes? ”

"What are you doing?"

Hua Xiaoman raised his head, only to see a tall man wearing a reed hat and a sinister coat appear at the door, standing with his backlight, unable to see his eyebrows clearly, only to see his pants soaked and sticking to his legs, showing that the whole person has broad shoulders, narrow hips, long legs, bulging crotch, and hormones are leaking all over the place.

Friend or foe?

Hua Xiaoman couldn't figure it out, and said with a smile: "Aren't we playing a game of riding a big horse?" It's normal for older siblings to play games with each other. ”

"Cai San?! Cai Changru! Hurry up and pull your mother-in-law up, I, I'm about to be crushed to death by her! ”

Mother-in-law?

She's married?

Then what else are you looking for in the subway brother, in ancient times, a fat man who was already married, how to start a beautiful married life with the subway brother?

Broken!

Hua Xiaoman suddenly became excited, what does that subway guy look like?

Damn, it's over, she can't remember what the subway guy looks like at all!

This is a mission failure, right, how to break it? How do you get back to reality?

Despair.

Hua Xiaoman watched the man stride in, took off his coat and picked the reeds, and gradually revealed his face.

The fat woman instantly forgot her sorrows, and her two eyes were cautious: My mother, what a handsome man!

The long eyebrows are like swords, the eyes are as deep as stars, the bridge of the nose is high, there is a slight hump, the jawline is more resolute and tough like a knife, and there is a four-finger-long scar on the chin, which seems to have been cut by some sharp weapon, not only did not reduce his appearance, but increased his masculinity.

Is this her married man?

It's too handsome, okay?

Find a little brother in the subway, Let's just live like this, kiss and hug the quilt, hehehe.

Hua Xiaoman cocked her orchid fingers and got up from her brother pretentiously, looking at her man with a light smile.

"Xianggong, are you back?"

A sound of justice scared Cai Changru into a thrill, and the wrecks on the ground retched, it was so disgusting.

Cai Changru looked at her like a ghost, "Discordant?" ”

And away?

With such a man in front of him, what is it for?

Hua Xiaoman shook his head firmly, "If you don't get along, why do you want to get along?" ”

"Don't you think I'm poor? I have no land at home, I only live by hunting, I am full of hunger, these thatched huts are rotten, there is no wind, there is no vegetable garden, there are no chickens in the pen to raise some chickens, ducks and geese, not even an egg to eat, let alone any livestock, there is no smokeless charcoal in winter, there is no food to eat if you don't collect firewood, and you have to suffer from cold...... You think clearly. ”

This man is so miserable, and he is still so arrogant?

Hua Xiaoman looked at him without squeaking, and he continued: "I still have a large family to feed, and the prey is no longer enough for them to eat, you may not be full, and there is no more to give to your mother's family, you think clearly." ”

Maiden?

Hua Xiaoman glanced at the wretched brother or younger brother who was lying on the ground and was struggling to breathe, and said tentatively, "That, ask, why did you marry me in the first place?" ”