Chapter 15: A head of chicken blood and a body of

After boiling the pig's trotters, he boiled another pot of hot water, and waited for Cai Changru to come back.

After a while, he returned, taking with him a wild boar, two pheasants, and a rabbit.

Hua Xiaoman looked at him from afar, hehe, the golden light came, she touched it quietly, wanting to make a sneak attack and take down the treasure chest in one fell swoop.

Orion was untying the pheasant on his waist, and when he heard the movement behind him, he subconsciously stepped forward diagonally, and the bloody pheasant in his hand had been thrown over, and a "bang" was slamming on the fat woman's face.

The cold, sticky chicken blood suddenly turned a mess.

Hua Xiaoman stayed on the spot, she just wanted to shoot his little ass, it was worth being pasted with chicken blood?

"Yes, I'm sorry, this, it's an instinctive reaction."

Cai Changru was obviously frightened by the fat woman's chicken blood, and kept explaining, "I, I'm hunting in the mountains, I have to listen to all directions, in case one of them can't take care of it, and is bitten by a fierce beast, it will be very dangerous, this is completely instinctive reaction, yes, I'm sorry." ”

His sincere and apologic appearance made Hua Xiaoman angry and couldn't get out.

She wanted to cry without tears, "I just saw a worm on your body and wanted to pat you on the ......"

Cai Changru hurriedly waved his hand, "No need, you don't have to bother with this kind of thing in the future, I'll just come by myself." ”

The fat woman secretly rolled her eyes, not that she was a fat woman with a pockmarked face!

"Okay, you'll do it yourself from now on. However, what do you count as chicken blood when you get to me? ”

"I'm going to boil a pot of water, can you wash it properly?"

"I've burned it myself, so I don't need you."

"That?"

The man looked at her puzzled.

"I can't bear this sin in vain, if you let me kick you a few times, it should be settled. I'll also make you super delicious stir-fried chicken to eat, otherwise, I won't do it, and you'll eat your boiled chicken. ”

Hua Xiaoman is both a threat and a temptation.

The man hesitated for a moment, then turned his head, "Kick." ”

Hua Xiaoman smiled with satisfaction, she crossed her feet and gently patted him five times with the soles of her feet.

Tick, congratulations on getting a treasure chest.

His eyes bent into crescents, "I've already boiled water, I originally wanted to wait for you to come back bald and take a bath, you have been up the mountain for a long time, you must be very dirty, so I'll wash it first, and I'll boil a pot for you after I'm done." ”

Hua Xiaoman washed two basins of water before she could barely wash the chicken blood on her head, and what was depressing was that the smell of blood couldn't be suppressed at all with soap, and she was about to run away.

While cursing, he dried his hair, boiled another pot of water by the way, scooped it into a wooden basin and took it out, planning to ask Cai Changru to clean up a chicken, she wanted to make fried chicken to eat, all day, she drank a bowl of broth in the morning, she was about to starve to death.

As soon as he went out, he found that the dead hunter was secretly smiling at the corners of his mouth slightly upturned.

It wasn't intentional just now, was it?

I can't wait to pour a basin of hot water on his head.

Seeing her come out, Cai Changru immediately restrained his expression and looked at her cautiously, "Washed?" ”

"What is good to wash? The smell of blood on this end can't be washed off at all, okay? ”

The fat woman didn't give him a good face, and slammed the wooden basin on the ground, "You clean up a chicken and chop it into small pieces." ”

"Oh good."

Orion obediently complied, picked up a pheasant and soaked it in hot water.

Hua Xiaoman turned around and went back to the house, walked out with two pig's trotters, squatting next to him to watch him pluck his feathers, and licking the pig's trotters with a big mouth.

I haven't eaten all day, and I can't see you hungry.

The man glanced at her cautiously, his eyes lingered on the pig's trotters, and he secretly swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, but he didn't squeak, silently plucking chicken feathers.

The tough guy made this look a little pitiful, and it made Hua Xiaoman feel a trace of sin, hey, he didn't mean to scare her, and he got the treasure chest.

Never mind.

The fat woman stood up and turned into the house, and added another pot of cold water to boil.

When the man finished his work outside and walked in with half a pot of chicken nuggets, the fat woman just scooped out the hot water in the pot and mixed it with two large basins of hot water.

"It's warm in this house, you wash it here, and I'll go and put the meat in the Westroom."

"I've already put the meat in the Westinghouse, you, you can help me clean up the utility room, the machete and bow and arrow are not clean."

Is this to leave some work to keep her apart?

Hua Xiaoman walked to the door, turned his head again, his eyes crooked, "Or, I'll just fry the chicken next to me, and it won't affect your bath." ”

Cai Changru......

Hua Xiaoman pursed his lips, "Okay, okay, you wash." ”

When she becomes a ninety-pound goblin, even if he begs her, she will never pay attention to him, hum!

Fortunately, he took a bath quickly, and sure enough, the NPCs are not particular, a handsome guy from a distance, a butcher from a close distance.

Hua Xiaoman stir-fried the chicken fat as usual, then fried the chicken pieces until browned, and finally poured water and simmered.

Turning her head, she saw Cai Changru, who was a little at a loss just now, about to go out, she called: "Come here!" ”

The man turned his head with a struggle in his eyes, "What are you doing?" ”

Of course it's teasing you.

The fat woman pointed to the stove, "Look at the fire for a while, I'll go and make it easier." ”

The man breathed a sigh of relief and walked back.

Hua Xiaoman embed his arm, pressed his shoulder with one hand, and pressed him against the small stool in front of the fire.

"Your hair is so wet, don't you have to get a cold when you go out to surf? Honestly dried my hair before going out. ”

As he spoke, he untied his hair with ease, loosened his hair gently, and moderately massaged his scalp, the warm fleshy hands were soft and warm, and he was very different from his coldness.

The man nervously touched his knees with both hands and asked dryly, "Do you still know medical skills?" ”

"Of course, but it's normal that you don't know, you don't know a lot."

Hua Xiaoman was a little curious in her heart, why is this Orion so powerful this time, she has already started it, he didn't stiffen into a stone, could it be that the massage progress is too fast?

Do not believe in evil.

Fat and thin slid down the spine, undulating back, strong waistline.

Orion finally couldn't stand it anymore and stood up, "I, I'll go and send a chicken to my father and brother." ”

Hmph, little one, I can't cure you anymore.

Hua Xiaomanjiao called, "Hey, Xianggong, the slave family is waiting for you to come back for dinner." ”

Hey, disgusting.

Suddenly remembering that Fu Xiaohuai was coming for a while, the fat woman suddenly squinted and smiled, speaking of which, this fat body is still thanks to it.

Her eyes bent, and she thought about it.

The thorn-woven gate was pushed open from the outside, and the gate pulled the wicker bolted together, and the wicker pulled it, and the stone leaning against it suddenly lost its balance, rolled off the stool, and smashed on the seesaw next to it, and the broken bowl at the other end of the seesaw suddenly jumped up, and smashed on the body of the comer.

It's a pity, it's a pity, it will be smashed into the face if it goes up another thirty centimeters, and in the end the strength of the stone is not enough, and she barely sprinkled a belly of pig and.

"Ahh

The piercing cry came from the mouth of Fu Xiaohuai, who was dressed in a rose-red dress, irritating.

Cui Shi, the woman with a Chinese character face behind her, dodged quickly, and she was blocking it, but she didn't scatter much.

"Fu Xiaoman, what are you doing?"

Hua Xiaoman walked out with a smile, "Hey, why on you?" Recently, there have always been people who are worried about my family's things, and this little mechanism is to deal with thieves, but I didn't expect it to be used on you. ”

"You, you, you!"

Fu Xiaohuai said three times in a row, but he couldn't take it at all.

"What am I, when did you stutter when you spoke?"

Hua Xiaoman took a step forward, pinched his nose with one hand, carried the thorn door with the other, and pushed forward, the thorns and the and pig on it suddenly beckoned to Fu Xiaohuai's face, Fu Xiaohuai screamed and took half a step back, and he could dodge it.

"Fu Xiaoman!"

"Yes."

Hua Xiaoman tiptoed, half of his head peeking out from above the thorn gate, a fat pockmarked face twisted into a ball with a smile, but the words he said were gloomy.

"You gave me a body of fat and a pockmarked face, and I just returned you with a body of, and I still lose it, so you can wait."