Chapter 14: Take down the beautiful boy
Now that he knew that there was such a thing as a fast-acting slimming pill, Hua Xiaoman also lost the perseverance to lose weight from starvation, and ate a full meal fiercely, picking his teeth and teasing the innocent hunter.
"Do you stay cold in Westinghouse at night?"
Orion held the bowl and raised his eyes to look at the fat woman when he heard the words, "It's okay." ”
"How can that be okay? Look at this day, it's raining today, and maybe it's going to snow the day after tomorrow. ”
The fat woman's eyes bent, "Why don't you sleep here at night?" Burning the stove at night, the hot kang is comfortable. ”
The pork bone in Orion's mouth fell into the bowl with a "ping-bang".
"No need, I'm not afraid of the cold."
I don't know if it's an illusion, Hua Xiaoman felt that he didn't seem to react much from last time, he wasn't much shy, but he looked a little angry, his face was dark and stinky.
This is also normal. was teased by a two-hundred-pound pock-faced fat woman, and it was strange to be happy.
If this is replaced by a curvy beauty, you try, he promises that the corners of his mouth are grinning to the root of his ears.
Man, huh!
"Don't think about it, I don't have much interest in you, but I'm alone in this house, and I'm a little scared at night."
Hua Xiaoman still wanted to find a scene, and he despised as much as he said, and his eyes lingered a few times with the scar on his chin.
Orion looked up at her with a calm face, and looked at her a little hairy.
"Since you are rare and beautiful, why do you want to marry me?"
It's Zhu Xiucai again, who is it?
Hua Xiaoman tried hard to recall, but he didn't remember what Zhu Xiucai's character was at all. In her Xiaobaiwen, he is Fu Xiaohuai's delusional first love, and he has no role.
Seeing that he was silent, Orion put down the dishes and chopsticks, stood up and went out.
The fat woman suddenly had a constipated expression, is he angry? Are you really angry or are you running away from washing the dishes? He and her don't have any emotional foundation, it's too fantastical to say that he is jealous for Zhu Xiucai.
The fat woman kicked the table in annoyance, he was a rice root, and the bowl hadn't been brushed yet, why did he run away?!
I knew that I would tease him again after he brushed the dishes.
As a last resort, I brushed the dishes by myself, cleaned up the house, lay down comfortably on the hot kang, and opened two treasure chests, which were still immortal skirts and thousand-year-old ginseng.
"Tomorrow I will meet that beautiful young man in brocade again, the treasure chest on his body is so shiny, what must be in it? You've got to do it. ”
With this thought, Hua Xiaoman woke up early, and there was nothing to eat at home, so he had to heat up the broth left over from yesterday and drink it, and then drove up the mountain with ease.
As usual, I went to see the two people stacked together in the forest, this time they came early, and the two of them had not finished taking off their clothes, but they were just dry firewood and fire, and their movements were numb, obviously they were skilled workers.
"Tsk, you have to have corns when you look at it like this."
Hua Xiaoman sighed twice, because he was in a hurry to ambush the beautiful boy in brocade, and reluctantly left the scene of the love action movie.
The beautiful boy really came as promised, and I don't know if he saw the grand scene in the forest, his cheeks were a little red, his eyes were a little confused, and he didn't look like a mortal.
It's just that there doesn't seem to be such a fairy character in that little white text, right? Or did the coder who wrote the system love this character to death and beautify it?
Hua Xiaoman didn't have a clue, and he didn't bother about it, anyway, who he was would know sooner or later.
Taking advantage of the fact that he was bending down to wipe the soil on his shoes, the fat woman rushed out with an arrow step, pounced, put her hands together, and slapped his ass.
Papapapa, after four shots, the boy had already jumped up as if he had been bitten by a cat, and jumped forward for more than half a meter.
"Fu, Fu Xiaoman?!"
The beautiful young man blushed and stared at the fat woman lying on the ground, his angry lips trembled slightly, "You, what do you want to do?" ”
Hua Xiao's face was buried in her arms and she was annoyed, and she almost got the treasure chest, but it's a pity!
Seeing that she didn't move, a trace of hesitation appeared on the beautiful young man's face, and he took two steps forward, "Fu, Fu Xiaoman?" ”
Hua Xiaoman raised his head and looked at him pitifully, "I'm sorry, I, I, I saw it at the bottom of the mountain...... I'm scared to death, and I ran up in one go, not on purpose to bump into you. ”
Hearing "under the mountain", the young man's face suddenly became a little strange.
Ha, he saw it too.
Calculating the time, what he saw should be very exciting, and it scared the child.
The fat woman forced the corners of her mouth and looked at him with pretended concern, "I knocked you out, are you okay?" ”
The anger on the young man's face suddenly disappeared by three points, he twisted his body awkwardly, and said angrily, "It's okay." ”
"That, me, I seem to have twisted my foot, can you help me help?"
Hua Xiaoman looked at him with tears in her eyes, trying to make a pitiful expression, but her fat face squeezed her facial features together, making her even more ugly and earth-shattering, and the beautiful young man's brows were furrowed and wrinkled, but she didn't step forward.
"Forget it, I'm big, you, you can't pull me in."
Self-deprecation provokes sympathy, and secretly despises him for his frailty, while challenging his man's compassion and self-esteem to see if he can still stand by and watch?
The boy really took a step forward, and Hua Xiaoman looked at the treasure chest and took a step closer to him.
He suddenly grinned, "I really can't pull you in, fat woman, don't follow me!" ”
Heh, last time, she behaved like a harmless little white lotus, but this time, why did it suddenly turn black?
Hua Xiaoman saw that he turned around to leave, and his heart was anxious, this time, this treasure chest didn't know the Year of the Monkey and the month of the horse, he crawled forward, hugged his ankle, and pulled back desperately.
The boy was completely defenseless, and was suddenly pulled to the ground by a dog to chew.
Hua Xiaoman continued to crawl forward and pressed his legs, and his fleshy hands "snapped" on his ass.
Tick, congratulations on getting a treasure chest!
"Fu Xiaoman!"
The boy was really angry, and he gritted his teeth with his hands and screamed.
Hua Xiaoman smiled contentedly, got up suddenly, and looked at him condescendingly, "Ouch, I know you are a weak chicken and can't pull me in, but I didn't expect you to be so weak that you tripped over my arm, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to." ”
talk is the most annoying.
The beautiful young man looked at her coldly, she smiled, "Although you don't have any politeness and upbringing, and you don't have any grace, but I can ignore the past suspicions and won't step on you." ”
After speaking, he turned his head and walked down the mountain, walked a few steps and turned around, and looked at the beautiful young man on the ground mockingly, "By the way, weak chicken, I forgot to tell you, I have no interest in following you, I am a person with a husband, my husband is not like you who is weak and has little energy, he is not only heroic and good-looking, but also polite, and never mocks a woman's figure. ”
Blackening? Who doesn't go black?
Black to death you!
Open open open, open treasure chest.
Di, congratulations on getting a resurrection pill.
Damn, there's such a thing as a resurrection pill? System Cow X.
Hua Xiaoman wanted to jump up excitedly, so he jumped down the mountain, and met the villagers who were pointing at the bottom of the mountain and the old and young of the Fu family who were waiting to call.
"Your son is a big man, and I am a little woman, why is he embarrassed to say that he was beaten by me?"
The fat woman grabbed the thick arm of the old woman in flowery clothes and pushed her towards Fu Youcai, "Don't believe it, you ask him, can't he beat me?" ”
Fu Youcai was suddenly asked, guarding so many people, and everyone knew that he was beaten by his sister, how embarrassing.
Cui Shi, the face of the national character, stepped forward to speak, and the fat woman waved her hand, "Shut up, you explain why you went in the morning first." ”
Everyone's eyes suddenly changed, and Cui Shi screamed, "What can I do, I'm grinding sweet potatoes." ”
"Then why did you see me in the woods again? Don't say that you will believe what others say, and you still say it in front of so many people, destroying the reputation of the Fu family, do you think Fu Xiaohuai can't get married? Where did she offend you? ”
Hua Xiaoman saw that Cui's still wanted to say, stepped forward and pushed her to Fu Youcai, "Take a good look at your daughter-in-law, be careful that she and people drill into the woods." ”