Chapter 29: Are Blood Steamed Buns Delicious?
Hua Xiaoman hugged her chest and watched her perform with a smile, and waited until she was out of breath to cry before waving her hand.
"Rest, where are you, who are you?"
Zhou was stunned for a moment, then put on a shocked expression, stepped forward and wanted to take her hand, but was blocked by Orion.
"Girl, I'm your mother, you, you don't know me anymore?"
Hua Xiao smiled manfully, "Oh, it turns out that you are Fu Xiaoman's mother-in-law, she is dead, you are wearing linen and filial piety, aren't you giving her a funeral?" β
Zhou cried out with a "wow", "Girl, what crazy words are you talking about, you, aren't you back well?" I'm your mother, you ask the folks, isn't it? β
"Girl, this is really your mother."
"Why don't you know your own mother yet?"
"This is rich, I don't want to recognize my father, right?" Someone is still stirring up trouble.
Hua Xiaoman grinned, "Fu Xiaoman has sunk into the pond, don't you all know it? She wasn't sold by her own father and mother, and she got a hundred taels of silver from my brother. β
As he spoke, he took out a piece of paper, which was the statement of severance of relations, "My brother was afraid that you would pester me for the silver, so he specially gave me this, you see, isn't it written clearly in black and white?" β
Brother?
Cai Changru also looked at her sideways.
"Who is your brother?"
"My brother is Jin Yunlai, the shopkeeper of the town's golden clothes, my name is Jin Xiaoman, because I was born on the same day, the same month, and the same year as Fu Xiaoman, so my brother asked the archmage to sacrifice to the river god with her, and I came back in exchange."
Hua Xiaoman turned around and sighed, "I was born beautiful, but my brother couldn't find a better skin for me, so I had to reluctantly use this." β
Soul Change?!
Zhou Shi took two steps back in shock, and saw Hua Xiaoman suddenly smile weirdly, "However, it doesn't matter, since you can change your soul and come back, you can naturally make this skin more beautiful for me." β
"Impossible, impossible, how can there be a soul exchange? How can it be? β
Fu Youcai's daughter-in-law Cui Shi recognized a few words, and she didn't believe in the strange power of chaos.
"Don't you believe it, why did you sign and sell your sister in the first place? Don't you believe that she can pray for blessings, just send her to die? β
Hua Xiaoman squinted at her and said gloomily, "Is it delicious to eat the blood steamed buns that my sister and daughter got in exchange?" β
"No, no, no, it's not ......"
Zhou Shilian waved her hand, but she couldn't say anything.
I can't tell if I have any suffering!
They sold it, but they didn't get any money, Fu Youcai was scared sick by the mountain bandits, and he is still lying in bed.
Hua Xiaoman smiled, "By the way, aunt, go back, although I am a new soul from the underworld, suppressed Fu Xiaoman's soul and occupied her body, but in the end, you are the ones who single-handedly sent her to the guillotine, and you will provoke the big basket when you come to me." β
Zhou took a few steps back again, "Suppression, suppression? How grams, what baskets? β
Hua Xiaoman took a small step forward and said gloomily: "Fu Xiaoman was tragically killed after all, her soul is unwilling, and she will follow me unconsciously, I have a magic weapon to protect my body, she can't do anything to me, but you don't, in case she notices you and seeks revenge on you, how can you stop it?" β
Zhou's mother-in-law's face turned white instantly.
"Mother, Xiang, Xianggong is still sick, I, let's go back first, another day, and then come to see my sister."
Cui Shi clenched Cui Shi's arm, trying to urge her to leave quickly.
Hua Xiaoman suddenly turned around and said into the air, "You, you chased after you so quickly?" β
Cai Changru asked cooperatively, "Who?" β
"Your ex-wife, oh, you haven't touched her, so it's not an ex-wife."
Cui and Zhou couldn't care about it anymore, so they ran away.
The crowd of onlookers in the alley let out an exclamation of "oh", and they also scattered.
Hua Xiaoman grinned and shouted behind his back, "Hey, Fu Xiaoman, where are you going?" β
When everyone dispersed, Cai Changru walked outside, "Don't go, take care of the house." β
Hua Xiaoman was worried that things would be stolen from his house, and said with a wicked smile: "There is Fu Xiaoman watching at home, no one dares to come, don't worry." β
The man glanced back at her, "It doesn't hurt anymore?" β
Well? Is this thing caring about her?
The fat woman grinned, "It hurts, then go too." β
"Go get some extra coats."
"No, the clothes I ordered haven't come yet, the previous clothes are dirty and ugly, I don't wear them."
The man had a black line, and his expression seemed to say, why didn't he dislike it before?
The fat woman grinned, "I'm Jin Xiaoman, Miss Everyone, I'm very particular." β
The bold one outside stayed eavesdropping, and he was scared, and the fart and urine flowed away.
The mountain in early winter is not beautiful, but Hua Xiaoman is in a good mood, humming a little tune and following behind Orion, Orion seems to be infected by her, and his mood is better, his eyes are less melancholy, and he is a little more hearty and wanton.
He moved quickly, and after a while, he cut two bundles of thorns, carried them with his burden, and turned around to beckon the fat woman home, but saw her holding an old ginseng with a proud face, and smiling like a flower.
"Look, what treasure did I find?"
It's another old ginseng that dried itself in the sun.
He was not surprised, and went down the mountain.
Hua Xiaoman held the ginseng, followed slowly, walked to the foot of the mountain, saw the figure shaking, and said loudly: "Let me tell you, this ginseng is a thousand years old, and it can be sold for at least 1,000 taels of silver in the capital, and in this small place, it can be sold for 6 or 700 taels." β
The man didn't squeak and continued to walk forward.
"When I sell it, will you go to town with me?"
"I don't want to."
"Why? Do you like it here? β
The fat woman pretended to be distressed, "Forget it, if you like it, I'll live here with you, let's buy a larger piece of land, build a new house, and buy a group of maids and servants to serve, okay?" β
The man ignored her and hastened his steps home.
"Hey, slow down, I can't keep up."
"Hey, heyβ"
The fat woman fell down one of her feet, and the man hurriedly turned around to look at her, and saw her smiling brightly, but she made a crying sound, and said, "It's all your fault, I, I'm not very skilled in controlling this fat body, so you can't wait for me?" β
The man had a black line, "Is it interesting?" β
The fat woman nodded, "Interesting, there is more interesting at night." β
The man said speechlessly, "Why are you here?" What's the deal with them? β
Hua Xiaoman said aggrievedly: "I don't want to either, but if I occupy this body, I have to vent my evil anger for her, otherwise, how will her soul be dispersed?" β
is still acting, the man turns his head and leaves.
Hua Xiaoman pursed his lips and looked at his back, and snorted hatefully, Dead Orion, I don't know how to cooperate.
I thought he was leaving like last time, but who knew that after a while, he fell back with a black face, and said angrily, "Can't you go?" β
Hua Xiao smiled with her eyebrows full of eyebrows, and said pretentiously, "I can't get up." β
The man didn't say anything, he didn't move, he just looked at her.
The two were at a stalemate for a while, and the man finally lost the battle, stepped forward, pulled her by the arm, and dragged her up.
Hua Xiaoman caught a glimpse of his buttocks suddenly starting to shine golden again, jumped up happily with his strength, threw himself into his arms, and wrapped his hands around him, hugging him firmly.
The man was stunned for a moment.
The fat woman's sinful fat hand slapped his ass without hesitation.
Bang bang, bang, treasure chest in hand.
The man tore her away, took a step back, and looked at her coldly.
Hua Xiaoman chuckled indifferently, jumped and walked forward, and the man followed helplessly.
The two of them arrived at the mouth of the alley one after the other, and saw a thin young man pounce over, grabbed Cai Changru's hand, and said, "Brother, my mother is no good!" β
Seeing Hua Xiaoman coming, he took a few steps back in horror.