Chapter 28: The hobby of touching people's butts

At the gate of the yamen, a group of people were waiting there, Hua Xiaoman saw two people standing out from the crowd at a glance, with a noble brocade dress and jade with Wang Ershao and Jin Yunlai, who was full of flattering bells and whistles, and then looked, he saw the cold and resolute face of her man, and the man also saw her, with complicated eyes and an indescribable melancholy aura.

The figure is Peng Yuyan, and the eyes are Tony Leung.

Who can stand this?

The fat woman ran over and looked up at him, "Are you okay?" ”

Hey, he's a person with status, and it's taboo to deal with the yamen.

The man shook his head, "It's okay." ”

Hua Xiaoman said embarrassedly, "I really didn't expect this to happen this time, it will affect you." ”

The man looked at her in surprise, and before he could say anything, he saw that she suddenly raised her hand and grabbed his hand, and her fat body made a big whirlwind flexibly, and her golden ass was a hard kick according to Jin Yunlai.

Jin Yunlai was talking to Wang Ershao about something, and suddenly he was kicked, he jumped up in pain, and glared at the fat woman, "What are you doing?!" ”

Wang Er was less than a dignified, secretly glad that he was molested when he was kicked, and looked at the golden shopkeeper sympathetically.

"What am I doing? What do you say I'm doing? ”

Jin Yunlai smacked his neck, "I don't know what crazy you're about, can you kick it again?" ”

The fat woman suddenly looked at Wang Ershao, "Do you want your little wife to protect the fetus?" ”

looked at Lin Bai again, "Do you still want to know what that medicine is?" ”

The two of them were stunned for a moment, and suddenly understood, but they didn't move.

"Don't catch him for me, don't come and beg me when the time comes!"

Before she finished speaking, the two of them took off like rabbits and went up, one left and one right to hold Jin Yunlai.

Jin Yunlai was shocked and looked at the two brocade boys beside him in confusion.

He thoroughly investigated the details of this fat woman, she was really from a poor family, not to mention how the fairy skirt came from, the two masters in front of her are both tasks with heads and faces in Wangfu Town, how did she "recover"?

"I'm sorry, shopkeeper gold, who told me to ask for something."

Wang Ershao explained embarrassedly, "The fetus in my family is unstable, and only she can regulate it." ”

Lin Bai blushed and didn't speak.

The fat woman stepped forward and looked at Jin Yunlai's buttocks, "pop papa" is four feet, and her feet are hard.

Tick, congratulations, getting a new treasure chest.

Jin Yunlai was held by two men, and he couldn't take two steps forward to unload his strength, so he was forced to fall down, screaming in pain.

The shout attracted the officials in the distance to look at it, and the small-eyed Master Li was also among them.

Wang Ershao looked at Jin Yunlai with pity and patted him on the shoulder, "I'm sorry, shopkeeper Jin, hurry up and down to ask your little guy to go to the house, and I have to change into two new winter clothes up and down the house." ”

Lin Bai also said: "Next time, when you see a doctor, I won't accept the medical fee." ”

Jin Yunlai grinned and thanked him, and glared at Hua Xiaoman angrily, "Are you crazy enough?" ”

Hua Xiaoman sneered, "What do you say?" ”

After speaking, he stopped looking at him, and turned his head to look at Lin Bai, "Where is my silver?" ”

It's a hundred taels anyway.

Wang Ershao looked at the fat woman like a fool.

Lin Bai hurriedly explained, "This is the case, this silver can't be taken back, if you have this silver, your robbery charge will be confirmed, and the dirty silver will be returned to the owner, and you will go to prison." ”

If they don't admit it, they all rejoice.

Damn, sure enough, the official is rich, and what he makes is a windfall.

"Damn, don't give them that ruthless daddy."

Hua Xiaoman glanced at the yamen from a distance, turned back to Cai Changru and said, "Let's go, go home." ”

It's time to go back and scare those ruthless people.

Jin Yunlai hesitated again and again, and squeaked when he arrived.

The fat woman took two steps, and suddenly turned around, and Jin Yunlai's hair suddenly stood up.

"Lin Bai, do you accept ginseng?"

The fat woman emphasized, "It's a thousand-year-old wild ginseng." ”

Lin Bai nodded, "Accept it, naturally it will be collected." ”

Hua Xiaoman looked up at Cai Changru, "Let's go to Yonghe Hall first." ”

Xu is looking at Lin Bai's face, but the old shopkeeper of Yonghetang gave a reasonable price, six hundred taels.

Even so, they can sell it for a thousand taels of silver, but there are not many in Wangfu Town, so they have to send it to the capital to sell.

This time, the fat woman learned to be obedient, and asked for twenty taels of silver odds, and the rest were put into the system storage box, this time even if someone put the knife on her neck, she didn't spit out a tael of silver - that is impossible, the silver can be turned again, and it is important to save her life.

Lin Bai still wanted to pester her to say something, but she refused, she secretly swore, "When I lose weight, you watch!" ”

Buy a carriage, buy food, buy vegetables and meat, buy oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and wine, and finally, entered the Yuyi Pavilion and asked the man for two sets of autumn clothes and two sets of winter clothes.

Along the way, the man was surprisingly cooperative, but his gloomy eyes still revealed his strong dissatisfaction.

The fat woman noticed but said nothing.

This probably hurts the pride of straight men and women, but there is no way, he can't be strong now, she can only be strong, holding the system space, and having the script in her heart, she is sorry for the audience if she is not strong.

Besides, no matter how handsome he is, he is just an NPC, and her target is Lin Bai.

I hope to touch a few more magic medicine treasure chests to kill Lin Bai, but unfortunately I haven't touched anything recently, a flowing fairy skirt, a flash mob skill - she can't figure out what a good thing it is.

When she returned to her hometown, she didn't sit in the carriage, but next to the man on the wheel, holding a string of sugar gourds in her hand and gnawing heartlessly.

"Ouch, you're driving too fast, I'm scared!"

The fat woman grabbed the man's arm and pretended to be the same as the real thing.

The man's body stiffened, and he wanted to break free, but he held back again.

"You, you go in the carriage."

"That's not good, how do the people in the village see me when you sit inside?"

The fat woman's eyes are crooked, her hand slides down, snap, five times, tick, congratulations on getting a new treasure chest.

Open! A wild ginseng.

"You!"

The man tilted his head to look at him speechlessly, and the fat woman said "oops" a few times, and smiled triumphantly, "You drive well, don't go to the ditch!" ”

"You, how do you have a penchant for touching people's butts?"

It's all men's.

The fat woman naturally didn't admit it, "Is there one?" You've got a bug, I'll shoot it for you. ”

What else did the man say, the carriage had already entered the village, and Hua Xiaoman greeted the people in the village with a smile like a flower.

"Hi, I'm back."

"Long time no see."

The people in the village ran away, and after a while, they came back quietly and secretly followed behind.

Although the carriage purchased this time is only a simple green cloth carriage, the size is not small, tried a few times, the thorn door bucket can not enter, so it stopped at the gate, Hua Xiaoman sat on the wheel with his legs crossed, gnawed on the sugar gourd, and watched the man go to the house to move things.

The onlookers secretly watched at the mouth of the alley, and they all sighed in their hearts, the fat woman of the Fu family was not dead, but she came back in a high-headed carriage full of food and drink!

One to ten, ten to hundred.

Hua Xiaoman waited with a smile.

After the things were moved, the man directly dismantled the thorn gate and widened the gate by a foot, and then drove the carriage in, unloaded the carriage, and the horse rushed to the shed and fed some grain and grass.

The man looked at the fat woman sitting at the door basking in the sun, his eyes were complicated, "I'll go cut some thorns and rebuild the gate." ”

"Don't, wait for me to go with you."

The two were about to go out, and an earth-shattering cry came from the mouth of the alley.

"Oh, my son! Woo-woo-"

The singing is tactful, which is better than the singing on the stage.

Hua Xiaoman's fox eyes are crooked, and his heart is coming.

Cai Changru stopped with a machete on his back.

Not long after, Zhou came in crying under Cui's support, both of them were dressed in white and holding white flowers.

"Son, you, you're not dead, it's great, my mother has been crying for a day and a night, and her eyes are almost blind from crying."