20190806 Tuesday's amnesty

Every morning I drank white rice porridge, and before nine o'clock, I went to the group and said, "I'm so hungry."

My sister said, I'm so busy

I said, I'm busy and hungry, (full of grass)

My sister gave me apples and told me to eat them, and I gave them a head full of grass

Later, when it was time to eat, we were given the dishes we ordered.

In the afternoon, he said, "I'm so sleepy." Then comment to yourself, how people are sleepy except for eating. (Grass on the head)

My sister said, "Otherwise, there is nothing."

I said, sleeping, eating, these two things take a lot of time every day, so most of the time people spend is eating and sleepy

My sister said, No, you still have a little prince

I said, yes, yes, and the little prince. He's not here today. So, pull my sister to chat

Then I thought about it and said, no, when I'm sleepy, I can care about people who are more sleepy. For example, those who are trapped in life ...

My sister said, "Who?"

I said, my best friend :)

My sister said, "You have a lot of honey."

I said, show you: there are 13 of them

My sister said that she usually replies to her girlfriend's chat, is this the case?

I said, hahaha, sometimes she's busy, you're empty, you can't talk

My sister said that I found out that I had forgotten to change my input method

I said, what's this, I can understand anyway maybe we can talk in english... do you know why im sleepy nojavascript:w？ cuz i went to bed so late last night， nearly half past 11.

My sister said, Why so late, what did you do

I said, i spend 1.5hours to update my diary.

My sister said, I see

Say, or my story.. with you all》 my prince especially.

My sister posted an emoji hiding in the corner

I said, ahahha, now you lose your words.

My sister said, "I'm going to have a rest."

I said, go ahead

When I got off work in the evening, I thought that the little prince would be lost until the cloudy night, so I sent him a WeChat message and said, "Little prince, the article has been blocked twice. . . If you can't see the article then, you will. Let's take a look at this word file. I'm so sleepy, I'm going to bed early now, and you're working overtime at night anyway. Maybe I'll wake up in the middle of the night, maybe my phone won't be turned off at night, and you can bubble up if you come back."

Hurry up to Yidoudou to eat, the little prince bubbled in the group, saying that he hadn't seen him for a day, and it was so lively.

Then he said to me, kiss my daughter-in-law, I'm back,

I was so pleasantly surprised and said, wow. I thought you wouldn't be back in the evening, so I'm going to have a meal now and go back to bed later.

He sent me a video, I ordered meat buns, and gave him a performance. He said I was doubly tempted. I told me that he went to work overtime yesterday and was asked to come back again, and he was tricked twice. Later, when something happened, I walked and went home with a meat bun. Took a bath.

He called.

I said, I just took a shower and was washing rice.

He said, I should have come early and missed the time

I said, you guy. I drink white rice porridge every morning, and I don't get tired of it. As long as I say it's delicious, it's delicious. For example, once I ate something and I didn't feel spicy. The person next to him said it's so spicy, aren't you spicy? I'm starting to feel spicy.

He said, that can only say that you are stupid

I said, "Yin, I can control my body with my consciousness."

He said, "You mean I can't control it." Then he discussed with me that this was a normal physiological reaction, otherwise he was not normal. He asked me how I felt

I said I forgot, next time I feel it, and when I think about it, I feel like my fingertips are running through my heart.

He said, yes, that's a normal reaction

I turned off the lights and started planning to sleep. I guess there must be no one around him right now.

He said, "Definitely, I can't say it in front of anyone."

I said, sure enough, it's a serious person, I missed the station that day, and you must have no one else if you ask me why

He said, yes, I will be serious to you, and the person who is serious to his wife is either someone outside or a wasted person

Someone came from his side, and he started eating watermelon, and I heard him eat watermelon.

I said, a cloudy day is the queen mother's birthday

He said, "Do you remember?"

I said, yes, you said that the birthday of the Qixi Festival is coming

He said that after a while and the queen video

I said, did you buy any gifts?

He said, "No." He said he had bought a silk scarf for his sister as a birthday present

I said, purple

And he said, Yes,

I said, you have it in your circle of friends, and you can buy it back

He said, I looked good on the Internet, and when I bought it back, I was ugly. And my aunt also bought a silk scarf

I said, and then my sister said that my aunt is good-looking?

He said that my aunt's directly crushed my silk scarf.

Then he went and took care of some things, and I just closed my eyes.

After about half an hour, the little prince came back to the video, and I said I took a nap. He asked me to turn on the light, the light of this phone, he couldn't see me clearly.

I turned on the light, thinking he was asking me to tie my hair, so I started to tie my hair in front of him.

He said, to sleep, to tie your hair at night?

I said, "Didn't you tell me to pierce it?" Forget it, just put it on

That's good, he said

I said, "It's better to prick a fool's head, so I pierced two small circles next to my ear."

I put on a short-sleeved shirt, and we went to the group video.

Amma, the queen mother, is eating. I connected the video, and I said why is the queen mother so beautiful today, I didn't dare to recognize it just now, but I dared to recognize it after listening to the voice

The little prince said, "Your mouth is sweet."

I said, really, I look good with my hair scattered, and I want to learn it too. So he dismantled the two small circles that had been tied.

The little prince smiled and turned his head away.

I said, is it pretty? That's still tied up. I tied a ponytail again.

The little prince asked Amma to cook for the queen mother on a cloudy day, and the man who cooked was the most handsome.

The Queen Mother said that this is a tradition in our family.

I said, "Yes, the little prince's potatoes are delicious."

The little prince said, looking at the pictures on the Internet, his eyes said, it's very beautiful, I want to learn. The head said, it's very simple, I learned. And the hand said, "Nonsense you guys."

We all laughed.

The queen mother said that it was cloudy, and you two didn't need to give me the video. Cloudy Tanabata Festival, the two of you have a time.

I said, "I haven't seen you again." Besides, festivals happen every day.

The Queen Mother said, "Cloudy days are your first festival."

I said, August 1st Army Day is the first, and the little prince took me to see a lot of performances. After that, it's Valentine's Day

The queen mother said, that cloudy day is a festival for young couples, you don't have to spend time on video with me

I said, "The Queen Mother doesn't want us to disturb you."

The little prince helped, don't let us disturb the two of you, just say it

And the queen said, "Oh, you two little scoundrels."

I said, it was all taught by the little prince.

The queen mother said, you make me so happy every day, I have become fat

I said, to be happy is to be beautiful. If you look skinny, you'll be thin, and if you're fat and good-looking, you'll be fat. What has changed the little prince?

The queen mother said that the little prince naturally became handsome.

I said, wow, the queen mother is so witty, this is the correct solution.

Then the little prince had to do magic and turn himself into a flower to celebrate his mother's birthday. So I borrowed flowers from the fairy and put them around my head to celebrate the queen mother. The queen mother smiled like a flower, and the little prince also smiled with a pampered face.

The queen mother has been so amused that tears are about to come out, and ask me, little sun, why are you so cute

I said, I ate cute, much grew up. Cute and multi-ice cream

The queen mother laughed, and the little prince said, you advertise cuteness for free like this

I said, I haven't eaten it a few times, actually. Eat less ice cream, I have to have a baby

The little prince said, I'll tell you a joke about Brother Qifeng. It's an interesting fact about the English translation.

I said that the end of the story was that my sister was very happy and said that today Elm's head was enlightened.

The queen said, "Don't make fun of them."

We said in unison, "No."

I said, the two of us are little suns. It's hilarious, and the two of them are estimated to be the moon. So I matched the little prince with a face. With that, I went to change into my navy couple's suit.

The queen mother said, "It's good-looking."

I said, but my sister didn't let us show in the group, saying that I sprinkled dog food.

The queen mother said that although she sprinkled, the queen mother liked to sprinkle dog food with the little sun.

I said, yes, I think too. The queen mother wants to go to the group to say it and give me a holy decree, and my sister will not dare to talk about me in the future

My sister was about to come in, and the network was slow, so I quickly shut up and pretended to be obedient. The Queen Mother and the Little Prince laughed at me.

My sister couldn't get in, so she left again

The queen mother said, it's okay, I'll go to the group later.

I said, it's not dog food, right? There are all right pairs in the group, and there are single dogs there

The queen mother said, yes, this is called showing affection.

I suddenly felt so hot, they said that the air conditioner was not turned on, I said that I was just chatting and chatting about the heat now, and I didn't need the air conditioner or fan at night, and I covered it with a blanket. Now it's a bit like drinking and getting up to the top because it's so much fun

The queen mother said, will the little prince also chat like drinking, red?

The little prince said, "I don't know what to call it."

I said, the queen mother has a cloudy birthday, and you want me to send something to the queen mother

The queen mother said, "Just give me your heart."

I said, okay. Show the love with my name written on the wall to the queen mother, and say give it to the queen mother

The queen mother said that this heart was given to the little prince, and the queen mother was very happy

I said, "Okay, I'll give it to him a long time ago, and I won't be able to collect it."

The little prince was embarrassed to step aside, and he was secretly happy

I said, look at him, I'm sorry. I love the little prince

The little prince said that he was not shy

I said, what's so shy about this, I love the queen mother, and I love the little prince.

The little prince couldn't hold back his doting smile the whole time, so he had to turn his face away.

My sister wanted to come in but couldn't get in, and the queen mother said, if she didn't come in again, I would kick her out of the group

I said, oh, okay, I'm the best at coaxing

The little prince said, "I don't know."

My sister withdrew again, and the queen mother said that she was probably busy

The little prince said, yes, he didn't answer the phone

The queen mother said that everything about marriage must be handled

I said, don't Qifeng's family help?

The queen mother began to worry, and the little prince said, "Oh, as long as the two of them are doing well, I won't mention it now."

The queen mother said, "I'm sorry."

I said, it's better to be a queen mother. I liked it at first sight, and said that this mother is so good, and she will become my mother in the future

The queen mother smiled happily again, and then mentioned that the little prince would add him to the east group and give my parents a video

The little prince said, I forgot about it, I'm really embarrassed, I'll do it immediately

I said, no, it's okay, I'm thinking about the National Day... I stopped and asked if the little prince could speak?

The little prince and the queen mother both said, yes

I said, the little prince of National Day can see me in person, so it's better

Then we discussed the itinerary of the National Day. The queen mother said that when they were free in November, the two of them would go to Fuzhou to see my parents.

I said, "It's far away."

The queen mother said, no matter how far you go, you have to go

I said, "Then why didn't my mom and dad come to see you?"

They both laughed, and that's fine. I thought to myself, in fact, both children are important, in fact, both parents are the best to come to Ningbo.

The queen mother told us to buy tickets, suitcases, itineraries and other matters, and we listened carefully. She hadn't finished her meal for almost 1 hour, so she was chatting. The little prince is going to take a bath, and I want to catch up on sleep, so we will say goodbye

Before ten o'clock, the little prince said, washed up, now go and squint for a while

I sent a goodnight and said that it was so noisy next door.

He said, "You just said something out of your mouth."

I said, what did I say,

He said, "Give birth to a baby."

I said, "Ah... I'm sorry, but I can't keep my mouth shut

He said, it's all right

I posted that I'm still cute today

He said, that little cutie gave my grandfather a kiss, and let my uncle have a good time

I sent roses,

He thought it was a rose kiss before going to bed, and said that he would sleep later

I said, "That's my dear." You are a person who is really tight-mouthed, and you can't see the slightest

He said, how to say

I said, serious people, I will also say leaky mouth, too simple I (full of grass) you teach bad, and finally become 2 little villains

He said, so, in the future, I have to do something not simple, and then the queen mother is very happy. I'm strong

I said, strong? yes, and then?

He said, and then the queen mother will hold her grandson at the end of the lunar year

I said, okay.

He couldn't laugh or cry

I said, as long as I give birth to the little prince's baby, I am not afraid, I used to feel that giving birth to a baby was terrible

And he said, "Then it will not be born."

I said, it's not scary now, it's cute, Wang Xichen

And he said, "No more."

I said, I'm going to have a baby. You are the person

He said, "Bad, bad, isn't it."

I said, yes, I like it

He sent kisses.

I said, if you don't agree, you will confess

He couldn't laugh or cry

I said, why, why, why

He said, what and why

I said, I like the little prince so much...

He said, kissing and hugging and holding high

I said, you can say any word, and I can turn it into a confession

He said, (crying and laughing) Look at you, how to confess

I said, thinking about it for a long time

And then he said

I said, I've finally done my life's work, and that person is the little prince

He gave a thumbs up

And I said, Come again, and the filthy will be made pure to you

He said, "Bed, there is a condition, the words I speak must be the main structure of the language

I said, subject-verb-object?

He said, yes, look at you (witty)

I said, "The moonlight in front of the bed,

True love doesn't need to panic

Wait until the little prince

Happiness can't be finished (covering his mouth and laughing) limericks

He said, it seems that I can't call you Little Sun Lin Fang

I said, what's it called?

He said, I want to call you Xiu'er, it's too good

I said, love makes people smart and yin into Xiu'er (yes)

He said, wife, send a voice call to your husband

I said, again

Then the husband was going to bed, he said

I said, "I'm happy with it." All right. I sent a voice "Good night husband"

He said, good wife, good night (kiss)

I said, do you hear me?

He said, "I hear you."

I withdrew and then sent (moon moon moon moon)

He said, "Good night, wife."

I said, OK, let's go to sleep

Turn off the phone and go to bed, hahaha, I haven't seen the amnesty decree of the queen mother, so I will go to bed first