Chapter 35 Naming
20190805 Monday name
Hello in the morning, I was in the office and sent him my background picture, it was the little prince.
He said that the hats were crooked.
I say. This hat will cover the eyes if it is done well
Say, okay~ That's good
I said, purple is my blanket
He said, well, that's a good fit
I said, "You're going to perform today."
He said that the last rehearsal in the morning was performed at 3:30 p.m
I said, you don't have to wear makeup, do you?
He said, no~ we won't
I said, it's weird to put on makeup. Soldiers... It's not a little white face
He said, and it's hot on stage, and it takes sweat to put on makeup
I said, yes. I think you need a handkerchief. environmental protection
He said, no~ I need a girlfriend who can help me wipe my sweat
I say... I can't take it with me.,Girlfriend.γγγ A handkerchief is OK, in your pocket
He said that it was inconvenient to carry it in his pocket, and it was not as fast as wiping it directly with his sleeve
Later, he came to power, and after a while, he sent me a WeChat message, stupid daughter-in-law
I told him that the office had just discussed the duty schedule, and I said that we are always good people, and we should be considerate of Mr. Wang coming early and let everyone share the burden. Mr. Xu is more than 40 years old, and their family lives right under my nose. I'm on the 18th floor, and below is his villa complex.
He said, that~ you have to work hard. He went to practice again and I went back to work.
After a while, he said that he had forgotten to shave this morning, and his face was full of stubble
I said, it's okay, I can't see anything with a dozen stage lights
He said, go back and scrape at noon
I said, if you go to work normally, you won't be able to use your phone during the day
And he said, yes, it's the last day today
I sent a picture of lunch to the little prince,
He said, "I haven't eaten yet." Just got back from over there
I noticed in the group that my sister said yesterday that her eyesight had deteriorated, so she had to re-wear glasses.
And I said, "And such good things." When will I be able to descend?
He sent me a WeChat message and said, fool ~ sister, that's the degree has risen, okay
I said, sister said, it went down
He said, "There is no degree that has fallen."
I said, look, my sister said, "It turns out that I can't see clearly with my glasses because my myopia has decreased."
He said, fool~ For example, 5.0 to 4.5 is the lens power has risen, the better the eyesight, the bigger the number, I am now 5.2 in my eyes
I say.. You think about my logic again. You don't have logic.
I said, there are two drops, right?
I say, 300 degrees down to 200 degrees is worse, 5.0 down to 4.5 is change. Sorry, I was wrong
He said that when 300 degrees goes down to 200 degrees, his vision improves
I said, 300 degrees to 200 degrees is better, 5.0 to 4.5 is worse
But he said the opposite
I said, so, my sister said, she went down, is it good or bad? My sister said, "It turns out that I can't see clearly with my glasses because my myopia has decreased, hahaha."
He turned pale and had a shy expression
I said, look, you're shaping
He said, can't keep up, can't keep up
I said, forgive you, forgive you
He said, "Heart-to-heart."
I said, talk to big ears a lot, and your intellectual eyesight will improve
Then I said, I suddenly felt ahγγγγγ Big ears are also your own,,,, this title is not my business. Look at the big ears of that little navy. I'll call it Little Fox
And he said, "Aren't you the big ears?"
I said, you called me big ears?? No!! I call you the little prince every day, and the whole world knows it, so they don't know what your name is
And he said, yes, the little prince and the big ears, the big ears of the fox
And I said, Then you must always call me big ears. In this way, it is worthy. Oh, you call me Little Sun. Also matched
And he said, "Okay."
I said, with a face. I'm writing an article, fixed noon time.
Actually, he said, I prefer to call my daughter-in-law
I said, it makes sense
He said, or a wife
I said, but, in front of people, you can't scream
He said, or maybe it's a child
I said, this title is really ,,,, too unsentimental. It is full of the feeling of life of firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea
He said that life is tea, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, and tea
I said, I won't call you Xichen Dad or anything like that in the future. But in the future, if we call the little prince, others will definitely laugh at us
He smiled.
I mentioned last night's meme, and I said, after all, I'm almost 30 years oldγγγγγγ
He said, then you can call your husband
I said, my husband is too ordinary
He said, "Let's call first."
I said, husband. Does it sound good?
He said, "No, I want a voice."
I said, "If they're there, I'll stop reading it." Ha ha. I will call you a prince from now on. Remove the small.
And he said, "Where am I small?"
I said, not small. It's almost 30.
I thought his noon time was quite precious, so I said, by the way, do you want to rest?? I'm going to perform in the afternoon, go and rest, don't accompany my daughter-in-law to talk nonsense
He said that the withdrawal was withdrawn. I went to bed, and I had to get up at half-past one to go to the auditorium
I said, okay, there you go
At one o'clock in the afternoon, the little prince was still rehearsing, and in the group, I asked my sister, what good things have you eaten recently?? Eyesight has actually improved? Don't say it's love,,, if love can make my myopia better, I guess I've recovered to 5.2.
My sister said, you come to the group every day to sprinkle dog food, and you are not afraid that the queen mother will kick you out
I said, will it?? One more person to love the little prince.
My sister said, then there is one more person to rob my brother's love.
I said, what then. Meaning, refuse to sprinkle dog food? Chop your hands, sprinkle me and eat again...
They made expressions to each other. Thirty-eight minutes passed.
I said, I thought about it for 38 minutes, and I don't think so. For example, my brother is with his childhood sweetheart, and I never feel that my brother loves me less, or loves my mother less. Instead, I feel that I have someone to love my mother with my brother. Because she's also my friend :) is my best friend's sister and I've known her since I was a child. However, the feeling of the 2 sisters is different. I feel like my sister has been snatched away... I'm going to grieve my two sisters... Therefore, when a daughter gets married, her parents are sad, and even her younger siblings are sad.
I didn't see a daughter-in-law, and my parents were sad. Makes sense, doesn't it?
I add, I'm a straight girl... Seriously, but also seriously
My sister sent it, full stop
I've got a lot of grass,
She said, "You really mean it."
I'm full of grass
She also had a head full of grass
I'm covered in grass again. When I saw the grass all over the screen, I sneered, and Mr. Xu was opposite me.
I said, I laughed ... Mr. Xu was across from meγγγγγ You are the person,. οΌγγγ
My sister said, I silently watched the blue sky and white clouds for a while
I said, it's really funny this meme. Oh, my God... I'm going to lose my job. Because of your brother and sister. You sometimes make me laugh, and Mr. Xu is across from me. I can't explain why I suddenly burst into laughter when I work hard.
The elder sister said that the younger brother did not have a mobile phone during the day.
I said, for example, on Saturday when I go to work, he rests. It's dangerous. Like now you're making me laugh. I'm going to delete this grassy expression, or I'll laugh next time.
My sister said, Jianping sent it.
I said, I should stay away from her at work, and it is important to sign up.
The little prince jumped out, Aite and we are Emma, and said you two drama spirits. My phone was vibrating while waiting in the background
I said, what should I do if three women play one play, three drama spirits...
My sister beat me on the spot, saying who is playing??
I spoke for the little prince, it was supposed to be. Admit it, I'm a role model
My sister said, you are a wallworm. My brother didn't know anyone anymore.
I said, you finally know I'm the wallgrass. Mr. Xu said n years ago, I am the grass on the wall. Looks like I'm going to have to add back to the grassy expression. Because, it's me
The little prince said that there was still half an hour to go. You go on, I'm ready to go on stage
I said, go ahead. The one who pulls the weeds. I'm going to disappear
My sister said, I'm gone.
At 3:42, the little prince finished his performance.
I replied 2 minutes late, but I still didn't forget to mention it because I was writing our novel
After work, I accompanied Apo to the supermarket to buy groceries. The little prince saw my bubbling and sent me a video. I said I'm accompanying Apo and going home in ten minutes.
I helped Apo carry her bag and said it was cute. She said she would use it for me later. That's what holds the baby. So Apo and I made a doll marriage, and if I had a daughter and marry his son.
When I got home, there was a bubble again, and the little prince and I made a video showing me the bread and counterfeit natabi biscuits he had rubbed.
I said oops, you're down
And he said, what?
I said, you're in my phone, and it's upside down.
He slapped his forehead in silence
I said, you hit mosquitoes so hard
He asked me what I had eaten, and I said a peach.
He said, Are you a monkey? Just eat a peach.
I said I'll tell you a discovery of mine
He said, what to find.
I said, I found that I held Apo's hand differently than yours.
He said, "Can that be the same?"
He's going to ride and get a key or something. I said goodbye, and he said no. So I told him that I had a baby kiss with Apo. I couldn't hear what he was saying, and it was very windy to ride. I only heard the words nonsense and fine tradition
I said that Apo was fine, and I couldn't hear what the little prince said, so I asked him to nod and shake his head to see if what I said was right. "Are you saying that the tragedies are all caused by the dolls?
He said, no. Then his car stopped, and his voice was clear, "I said, China has many fine traditions, but they have not been preserved"
I said, so we have to reinvent the good tradition of this doll pro.
There are other good traditions, he said. For example, a girl must marry at the age of sixteen or seventeen, otherwise she will have to pay taxes.
I laughed and gave him a roll of my eyes.
He went on to say that it is also a fine tradition to have three wives and four concubines.
I said, you are the same as Wu Qifeng, he likes Qing court dramas, and he must also want three wives and four concubines.
He said, I don't like to watch Qing palace dramas.
I said, I think I still have a fine tradition, take you to build the Great Wall or something, places of interest, and then Meng Jiangnu went to cry on the Great Wall and cry for her husband. A swan song for the ages.
He said, speaking of your husband, you haven't called it yet. In the afternoon, it was said that there were many people, and now it can be called.
I said, how to pronounce those two words, I don't know. You demonstrate.
He said, you are a high-achieving student and you don't know how to read?
I said, I don't know the front and back nasal sounds, you read it.
He said, "Wife, you little fool."
I said, "Wife, you little fool."
He said, "Do you learn from me?" Then I'll show you a fool to speak.
I said, "Come on, who's afraid of whom."
And he said, Who is afraid of whom,
I said, haha, you're so funny
He said, haha, you're so funny.
I said, "You're still learning."
He said, "I've said it all, learn to be a fool."
I found out that I was hit. and give him a white eye.
And he had to be scared. Ask me, how are you learning?
I said, this question is too difficult to answer.
He said the question was too difficult to answer.
I see that the sky inside him is good, the same as the one in my window. He said there was also a crescent moon in the southwest.
And I said, Thou art not to the southwest of me, but thou art to the northeast of me.
He said, I said the moon. Don't get off the hook. Call your husband quickly.
I said, what's the benefit.
He said, "Give it then."
I said, show me first
He said, "Then I'll take a shower and go to sleep."
I said, "Go ahead."
He said, I'm serious, working overtime at night.
I knew he was telling the truth, so I told him to go to bed. When he got to the dormitory, he went out to buy cows and cows for everyone to refresh themselves. I said I know why you've been hormone too much lately because of Red Bull.
He said, "No." When he got to the store and bought it, he returned to the dormitory, and then talked about calling her husband again. I still don't scream. When he saw that I didn't agree, he gave up and said, forget it, I'll take a shower.
So I said, "Don't be angry, husband."
He laughed again and went to the shower.
When I came back from the shower, the others had already turned off the lights and went to sleep. He also sent a text, I'm fine.
I had a lot of grass.
He said, wall grass
I send flowers.
He said the heat died.
I have a wall grass
He said hit you
I send out beaten potatoes
He went to the group and asked if everyone had come back.
I went to the group and had a lot of grass.
Then Sister Meilian also had grass on her head.
He began to post a series of emojis of "I'm coming back" and "I like you so much", and Sister Meilian and I came to make fun.
The little prince asked Wu Qifeng to save a few emojis, and Sister Meilian said that Wu Qifeng was doing it for her to eat. The little prince said that the man who cooks is the most handsome, Sister Meilian Aite I.
I said, Aite, what am I doing? I don't cook.
Sister Meilian said that she wanted to know when her brother could become the most handsome man in his mouth [witty]
The little prince said, "My sister praises me."
I said, he's always been. On the first day, he made me potato cakes
The little prince Aite said to his sister and said that he saw it
My sister said, I withdrew this dog food.
I said he made hash browns for me on the first day. I made it the next day. I love the little prince.
Sister Meilian said, is it okay to make it for me on the first day?
I said, what then. Let me answer you in 38 minutes.
Sister Meilian sent 2 straws in a row.
The little prince sent me a private hair, in fact, there are many benefits to taking me home.
What good do I say, having a son?
Then I posted 2 playful memes.
I laughed, and suddenly I knew how to answer Sister Meilian. I said, it won't take 38 minutes. I'll answer now. There was nothing wrong with what I said, I didn't say that the first day's bread was made for me, but it was given to me.
Sister Meilian posted a few admiration words and emoticons that are as witty as you.
Then I went back to the little prince's WeChat. I said, every day I think about having a son.
He said, "My daughter can do it too." There are couples in Africa who agree that the husband will give the name of their son and the wife the name of their daughter. The wife kept thinking of a daughter's name, and finally gave birth to a son and gave birth to a football team.
I said, I thought about it 2 years ago, the child is called the prince and princess.
He's sending it over, you name the girl. When you saw my sentence, you said, you knew your husband's surname Wang 2 years ago?
I said, I'm QQ space as proof. I just think it's funny to have this name surnamed Wang. Others call me the mother of the prince and princess.
And he said, It is called the glory of kings.
We all laughed.
He said kingdom, I said that the homonym is not good.
He said that the household registration center will never give you a household registration. It's called Prince Cake.
I hit the prince, and the prince appeared in the group, Wang Jun, and showed him a screenshot.
I said, what about Lin?
He took a screenshot to show me, the first is Lin Fang.
He said, satisfied, right?
I said,This input method is very smart,Very satisfied with this input methodγ
He said, the voice shouted a good husband to listen.
I said, why did you add adjectives
He said, "Thick-skinned."
I said, if you send the voice first, I'll keep it, and I'll send it again, otherwise I'll leave you the evidence
They all slept, he said. Can't speak.
I sent a voice message, "That voice shouts a good husband, listen to it."
He said, "Ignore you."
I said, don't be angry
He said, then you are a coquette.
I said, I won't, you send me a silent little video to teach me.
He said, you just voice: Good husband, don't be angry~ People listen to you for everything
I said, you let me take a look, and I will learn from you
We video, he can't speak, just send text. I started to think about sign language to express it.
He texted and said, No. Read it to me.
I said, then I'll make a move, you nod yes and shake your head
He said, you can't see it when I nod my head, it's dark.
I said, okay, I'll start practicing this sentence a few times.
And he kissed him
I said I hadn't officially said it yet, it was just contact. It's time to add emotion. I didn't expect to be unable to say it for a long time, so I just laughed.
The neighbor asked me to pick up the clothes, and I went to get the clothes.
He was curious about what clothes I was carrying, and I silently showed him one by one, and then woke up and said I could speak, right?
He sent a text, yes, stupid
I started to speak boldly, and he sent texts.
I said this is like a Korean drama, I hear your voice, the male protagonist reads minds, the female protagonist doesn't have to speak, the male protagonist knows what she's talking about, and they can communicate.
So we talked, it doesn't matter if it's love, and the secret garden. There are also Japanese TV dramas and some of their industries. I've also listed a handful of American movies that I've dared to watch.
He heard the voice of the uncle next door, so I introduced him to me that this room is a partition, but it is actually the same room as the uncle.
He said, let's move to my sister early. I'm not at ease. I didn't even sleep in the same room as you.
The mosquito bit me, and I screamed.
He told me jokes about who was the best at the mosquito and the praying mantis competition.
I gave him a general idea of my situation, and I said that if I couldn't have a baby, then I wouldn't get married.
He said, "What have we become if we don't get married?"
I say, the breakup of couples. I'm going to have to check it out. If you have a physical condition, you can also fall in love, and love is for marriage.
He said, I like your person, and you don't give birth to a baby.
I told him that my eldest sister and eldest brother-in-law had a very hard baby, and finally got a daughter, and my mother was affected by this, and asked the second sister and second brother-in-law to get a certificate to conceive the baby before getting married, and then blamed the second sister for not having a wedding.
He said, then we can also have a baby before marriage?
I said, I saw the big sister and the second sister like this, I definitely don't want to be like that.
He said that marriage is not the same as being in love. Sister is chai, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar tea.
I said, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea can also be romantic and warm. Before the idea of fear of marriage, since watching Xiaobo get pregnant, give birth to a baby, and talk about family life, I feel that ordinary is very happy and romantic. And if you are in the unit in the future, I may not have time to make firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea with you. But I love whatever you do.
He said that the matter of work will be discussed next time.
I said okay. You can go or stay as you go, even if you go to beg for food. You said it yourself in the group.
So he said, 1.4 billion people will give you a piece
I said, 1.4 billion, billionaires
Suppose each person spends 1 second for you, he said
I started to press the calculator and said, 44 years.
He said, "See."
I said that begging is not easy. That's a million. 11 days like.
He said a million to buy a house.
I said, yes, millionaires are nothing. Our boss is 10 million.
He said, unite with your colleagues
What did I say? Move his house
He said, ***'s will, fight local tyrants, and divide the land.
I lay on the bed, holding the little navy
He asked me if I didn't put my hair out and slept with it.
I said I could be puzzled.
He said, "Will it be a chicken coop in the morning?"
I said, sometimes
He said, I want to see what your long hair looks like
I said I could stay. It's not a big difference, though, because I've always tied my braids like this.
He said it was fine. That's it.
I said, do you know what hairstyles I like for guys?
He said that the board is inching.
I'm right, because if the board is good-looking, it's really good-looking. Ugly people make bells and whistles
He said that people are ugly and blameless.
I told him about the heads of our high school boys and girls. He said that his unit cut his hair very cheaply, only 10 yuan.
I said that the boss gave me a card, 500 yuan. Cut it once only 5 fast. You can cut five-five-twenty-five, 2500 times.
He said, wait a minute.
I thought he was going to do something, so he closed his eyes and rested.
He said, you can cut it a few times if you do the math again.
I suddenly realized it was 100 times and laughed.
He said, "Your math teacher taught you math."
I said that my Chinese was taught by my art teacher. So he told him about Li Xuewen's little teacher teaching.
He said, "I know my daughter's name." Lin Xuewen. Learn from time to time, and learn from the past.
I said, don't use this teacher's name. I never thought of giving my child the surname Lin, because I couldn't have married someone with the surname Lin.
He said, then, the forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds.
I laughed too, even the glory of kings.
I said that since there were five Lin Fang in the village, I thought about changing my name to Lin Chen. It's a bit the same as your dawn.
So he told me about the man surnamed Ma who suddenly saw a cloud, so he named Ma Sudden. There is also Dongfang wants his son to be like his father and always undefeated, so he asks Dongfang Lao to win.
I said, what kind of name does the surname come up with that shocked the world?
He said, nuclear bombs
I said, "What about the honorable name that comes to mind with the surname Huang?"
He said, the Yellow Emperor
He said that the teacher who gave the child a name surnamed Xia did not dare to pronounce it. I guessed a bunch of them, and I died, and I went to the restaurant. He said, summer class.
It was almost 10 o'clock, and he told me to go to rest and say, good night, baby. Wife, kiss
I said, good night, husband, rose
He also said goodnight in the group.
I worked hard at night, and I chatted for 94 minutes on the second video alone. Don't get tired when you get out of the car.