"Drooping chickens, anti-heel dogs? Xu Xuzheng still knows the art of Yi Demon? ”

Hearing that the sergeant mentioned that Xu Xuzheng had found a chicken, a dog and a pair of men and women to attract the thunder of the sky, Yang Congxun couldn't help but exclaim.

It's just because Ji Sanniang, the senior master who has a relationship with him in the town of 'Two Rooms', gave him a copy of "Jianghu Experience" before parting, which recorded in detail all kinds of incredible strange things that Ji Sanniang had seen over the years when he walked the rivers and lakes, including a kind of Jianghu warlock who was proficient in the method of 'Yi Demon'. (See Black Urn Gu for details)

'Yi Demon', the full name of "Zhou Yi Demon Zhan", is a divination book written by the Han Dynasty warlock Jingfang.

Legend has it that this person in Jingfang is very good at observing the art of celestial phases, and once wrote to Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty, and predicted the fire disasters in the next year with the astrological aspects and strange things in the world, all of which were hit; Therefore, he was recruited by Emperor Yuan into the court and served as the Taishou of Wei County, who was 800 stone and Lu.

Legend has it that the most proud work of Jingfang's life was that in the winter of the third year of Emperor Yongguang of the Han Yuan Dynasty (54 BC), he successfully predicted a lightning fire event that struck the main hall of the imperial palace and caught fire.

With the full efforts of dozens of prepared chamberlains, the thunder fire was quickly extinguished as soon as it was ignited, thus preventing the main hall, which had been built less than three years earlier, from being destroyed by the thunder fire again.

Although Kyobo has a reputation for successfully predicting lightning strikes, there are also faint rumors in the court and the opposition that the thunder that hit the main hall of the palace this time did not originate from the heavens, but was attracted by Kyobo's witchcraft......

Jingfang, who was attacked by rumors, soon lost his position and went to power, and was later beheaded by the powerful Wulu Chongzong on the charge of 'confusing the public with evil words and slandering the Son of Heaven'.

However, the easy-to-learn school of 'occupying the phase and solving the easy' created by Jingfang was finally handed down and became the stunt of many Jianghu Xiangshi pressing the bottom of the box.

"Ji Sanniang's book "Jianghu Experience" mentioned that a kind of drooping chicken was recorded in "Yi Demon", which is said to be a different species that grows under the eyelids."

As we all know, the eyelids of chickens and birds are usually open and closed upwards; And this kind of drooping chicken does not take the usual path, its eyelids are like humans, they open and close downward, and it is a rare alien species.

Who knew that Yang Congxun was halfway through his explanation, and Hu San, who was carrying it on his shoulder, swallowed his saliva with his eyebrows fluttering: "Obediently, my Hu San has grown up since I was a child, and this chicken and poultry must have eight hundred if I have eaten one thousand, but I have never seen a different species growing with the eyelids downward...... But I don't know what it should taste like to eat the flesh and blood of this drooping chicken? ”

（…… Okay, let's let you eat it later, depending on the situation. ）

Hu San was sucking saliva between his lips and tongue, and he couldn't help but be ruthlessly chiseled by Yang Congxun on his head: "Eat, eat, eat, you Hu San know how to eat, don't you know that this drooping chicken is a rare xenomorph in the world, which can restrain the vast majority of poisonous insects?" If we can get one in the future, we won't have to worry about those black Gu wizards in the southern Miao Frontier. ”

Although Yang taught Hu Sanyitong a strict lesson, he did not stick to the seriousness of his face for longer: "The hind feet of this anti-heel dog are particularly fat and thick, so it can give people the illusion that the dog's legs can bend forward like a human." When I was at home before, I had heard Yang Si and a guy from the south drinking and bragging. I heard that there is a kind of Peixian dog meat in the south, which is stewed in a casserole with the best dog legs and newly killed soft-shelled turtles, which is really called a thick and mellow soup...... This dog meat is also called fragrant meat, if it is rolled in the soup pot, I am afraid that the monks in the temple will smell it, and they will turn it out of the wall to ask for a bite. ”

"What? Even the monks in the temple jumped out of the wall greedily? It sounds very good, but if I have the opportunity in the future, I can really try it. ”

"Hey, Hu San, aren't you a fox fairy? Do you also eat dog meat? Don't you think this dog looks a little like you? ”

"What's that? Listen to my dad? You humans are still popular to eat monkey brains when making big banquets? I haven't seen anyone take a bite less for this. ”

"That's right."

Anyway, Hu Sanzheng and Yang Congxun said that they could go into the alley, and suddenly heard a 'snap' sound from behind? But it was a backhand slap from Lingque? It's just going to be slapped in the middle of the pretty face.

It can be seen from the faintly bulging green tendons on the back of the girl's hand that she can't bear Yang Congxun and Hu San, who are gushing in front of her...... These two are talking loudly about eating and drinking? While sucking saliva like crazy? I actually fell in love with him by mistake, I really want to poke myself in the eyes!

If it weren't for the sergeant who finally raised his voice and drank Yang Congxun and Hu San? The little fox may have a little less hair on it...... Qingli behind her body has already sharpened her little white teeth for the fifth time.

"I said? Do you two want to hear how I became an immortal later, or do you continue to talk about chickens, ducks, cats and dogs over there? If you don't want to hear it, I'll save some spit. ”

If you want to say that the word 'become an immortal' is more tempting, so Yang Congxun and Hu San hurriedly wiped their mouths? Once again, sit cross-legged and listen to the lecture.

When the priest is told to lie down in the fountain? Xu Xuzheng followed the order of livestock and poultry left, men and women, and right, and firmly tied all the male and female chickens and dogs he got from the bottom of the mountain to two 'owl kiss' iron pillars that mainly attracted heavenly thunder.

After all this, Xu Xuzheng piled the leftover chestnut leaves eaten by the priest on the side of his head, and instructed the latter to tilt his head and lick the food as soon as he felt hungry in his abdomen...... If you don't have enough to eat? He Xu Xuzheng will look for new leaves in the treetops nearby.

After speaking, Xu Xuzheng's figure shook slightly? The whole person turned into a puff of ethereal green smoke, and disappeared in front of the sergeant's eyes.

At the moment when Xu Xuzheng disappeared? The bodies of the middle-aged men and women tied to the iron pillar on the right palm of the sergeant shook suddenly, and they came to their senses in a daze.

So what? The sergeant is considered to have lost a lot of luck...... Because of this pair of men and women who were knocked unconscious by Xu Xuzheng? It's actually a family of two!

Sober at first glance? The male and female didn't notice the difference in the surrounding environment, so they scolded each other word by word.

Listening to the content, it seems that women dislike men and there is an old lady who is sick in bed and can't do anything, not only has a mouth for eating, but he also has to pour and urine every day, and he can't even go out to play cards with people all day long.

And men denounce women for being lazy and unable to keep their families and businesses, so that they can't go out to play money from time to time.

Listening to these bullshit and trivial household trivialities, the priest was dizzy, and he wanted to cover the sound of earplugs with his palms.

Unable to bear it, the old bear exerted all his strength, raised his right palm and shook the iron chain tied to the iron rod violently: "Fuck me and keep my mouth shut, whoever dares to chatter again, I will reward him with two big-eared posts!" ”

As soon as the sergeant's words fell, a bucket-thick electric light fell in the air, slashing straight at the iron rod of the 'Owl Kiss' that bound the men and women with the mouths!

I only heard a crackling sound like stir-fried broad beans, and the pair of men and women who had been bickering endlessly instantly turned into two balls of green smoke human-shaped charcoal under the scorching lightning.

However, after killing the man and woman who were fighting, the electric ray was still castrating, and it actually followed the iron chain on the iron rod, and really rushed to the frightened mincess!!