Holding the smooth and delicate jade skin powder woman's calf, Xu Xuzheng, who was twenty-six years old at the time, suddenly had a strange feeling in his heart.

High-energy warning ahead!

I saw Xu Xuzheng slam the woman in his hand to the side, and then subconsciously pressed his right hand to his left crotch: "Dare to offend a woman, dare to play with the official naked in broad daylight, is this fast knife on the official's waist really vegetarian?!" ”

It's a pity that Xu Xuzheng didn't find the steel forging knife that should usually be here on his left crotch this time, otherwise his righteous and stern shouting just now would be more convincing, and it wouldn't be empty-handed like now, just funny.

I have to say that these brains of Jinyiwei are a little extraordinary, as soon as they came into contact with the smooth and delicate woman's skin, such a picture rose in Xu Xuzheng's mind.

It turned out that this He Shu had colluded with the Donglin Party who were still in the court, and deliberately instructed his maid to take the initiative to take off her clothes in front of her, wanting to frame herself with color.

Even the two little flag officers behind him, who used to be his confidants, have been bought by the villain who covets his position of trying out hundreds of households, and when he shows his confusion in front of the woman, he will attack behind his back and subdue himself in one fell swoop.

At that moment, Xu Xuzheng even took a seat against the mastermind behind the bribery of his henchmen.

"The surname is Lu, if you are not benevolent, you will not blame Xu Laozi for being unjust...... I want to see if you kill all the witnesses here, and there is no proof of your death, and then you can bear with me! ”

It's a pity that Lao Xu touched the air above his waist and crotch, otherwise there would be blood splattered five steps in the small courtyard of the He family.

"Hey, where's Lao Tzu's knife?"

That's a good question, in fact, everyone not only wants to know where your cross-knife went, but also wants to know where the clothes and robes on your Xu Xuzheng are gone.

However, God doesn't seem to want to give Xu Xuzheng time to continue thinking.

Just as Xu Xuzheng let go of the woman's calf, there was a sudden sound of chaotic footsteps from outside the wall of the He Mansion, and it seemed that a group of people were hurrying to the He family along the alley.

"Dog day, he is the king of heaven, Lao Tzu, then He Shu really has an ambush a long time ago. If these people hadn't come to make an enemy with us, would they all rush to see me? ”

Thinking of this, Xu Xuzheng hurriedly pushed the pile of rubble in front of him with his hand, buried the woman's calf that had been pulled out of the ruins again, and stepped on it a few times uneasily.

I saw Xu Xuzheng jump to the two wooden doors of the He family hanging crookedly on the door frame, put one eye into the narrow gap exposed between the doors, and looked out with bated breath.

Who knew that this look almost shocked Xu Xuzheng's jaw.

It turned out that the group of more than ten people who hurriedly ran in front of He's house were not the practitioners with guns and sticks in their previous imagination, but a group of people who Xu Xuzheng couldn't tell who it was.

Not only were there men and women, but almost all of them were naked...... There was a middle-aged woman in her thirties and forties who had wrapped around her waist a dirty and torn sock that she had picked up from nowhere, while the younger young man behind her grabbed a large fragment of the water tank with both hands and stood in the way of his own vital point.

The strange thing is that this group of people did not speak, and no one looked up, but just lowered their heads, followed closely after the person in front of them, and ran silently.

The picture of Xu is group of people all running naked was too shocking, and Xu Xuzheng, who was hiding at the door, looked straight at his eyes for a while, until the group of people all disappeared at the end of the alley? Only then did he realize that he was shocked: "So that's the case? Alas! Why don't I have the blessing of becoming an immortal and ascending to heaven? ”

Look? A group of people ran in front of them naked, and they didn't suspect at first that these people were secretly engaged in some improper assembly in private? Instead, he said with envy that he was not blessed.

What kind of brain hole does it have to be to think of this? If you don't talk about Jinyiwei's path, Ziye!

Witnessing a group of people running past in front of you naked? Xu Xuzheng's heart chuckled: "You guys don't go to the nearest thing to cover up your shame and ugliness with your bare buttocks first, what are you in a hurry to grab?" ”

Wait to think deeper? Xu Xuzheng's eyes suddenly became extremely hot: "Even if there are evil ghosts who want to dig out people's hearts, there is no reason to get more than a dozen people off the ground at once?" It seems that our clothes have not been faded by ghosts. The discarded master is not an underground ghost...... Then it must be a heavenly immortal! ”

Well? Since it is not a ghost, it must be a god...... The ancients who believed in dualism were so lovely.

And what Xu Xuzheng thought of at the time was a legend, 'Chicken Dog Ascension to Heaven'!

According to legend, Liu An, the king of Huainan in the Han Dynasty, plotted a rebellion, but was known to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty because of his lack of secrets.

However, just when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty sent a counterinsurgency army to surround the Huainan Palace? Liu An walked out of the room with his family chatting and laughing.

When it was found that Liu An and his party were all without blades? Wu Wu, the general who commanded the counterinsurgency army outside the gate, suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems that the king of Huainan is preparing to surrender...... So the best! After all, he is a noble family (Liu An is the uncle of Emperor Liu Che of the Han Dynasty), and if this person is really injured under my knife, it will be a big trouble, so it is better to send it to His Majesty with all his beards and tails. ”

However, just when Wu was drunk and ordered Liu An and his party to surrender immediately, the group of people on the opposite side suddenly began to reach out and untie the robe and skirt on their bodies. While you pushed me to the ground and ran quickly.

Maybe this kind of scene of men, women, and children taking off their clothes together is so unbelievable that Wu was stunned by his soldiers for a while? Not even a single one stood up to stop it.

At this moment, a gale suddenly blew out from the open gate of the Huainan Wangfu Cave? And Liu An, who was taking off his shirt and robe, jumped into the air one after another when this strange wind blew out? actually held each other's hands and flew into the air in the wind.

It must be known that in the early Western Han Dynasty, the public generally believed in the cultivation of Huang Lao, who ascended to heaven by taking pills? Therefore, when those soldiers who came to round up and suppress the rebellion, when they saw Liu An'an's family, they suddenly soared to the sky? Immediately, they threw away their weapons and knelt on the ground, kowtowing to Liu An in the sky and praying in fear.

Everyone claimed that they had eyes but did not know the true immortals, and begged them to be merciful and forgive the crime of ignorance and offense, but no one dared to shoot bows and arrows at Liu An's family in the sky.

At this moment, a white chicken with snow feathers and a black dog with black hair suddenly ran out of the Huainan Palace.

These two actually followed the example of Liu An and his party, jumped into the air side by side, and actually flew up in the air like this, and climbed into the sky together behind Liu An and his party...