As one of the 67 test hundred households of Daming Jinyiwei, Xu Xuzheng really worked hard to boil his own muscles and fists, although he did not dare to boast of his martial arts, but more than ten ordinary men also wanted to touch him Xu Xuzheng's clothes.

This is also a matter of no choice, after all, Jinyiwei is the royal eagle dog on the pilgrimage...... At present, the nine-thousand-year-old is in the limelight, and even Emperor Xizong has entrusted him with authority, although Jinyiwei is not filled by the eunuchs in the palace like the East and West Factory, but he is also only the head of the nine-thousand-year-old horse everywhere.

Thinking of this, Xu Xuzheng spat at the ground with resentment: "It's annoying that these Donglin rebels are obviously powerless, and people can poke them to the ground with a finger, but they prefer to make that literati characteristic."

Seeing that we were ordered to take people without saying anything, we must first point to your nose and scold you a few times as 'dog gelding', and then pick up the books and inkstones at hand and throw them at you.

If we can let the ink of the new research in the inkstone stain our shirts, we must clap our hands and laugh a few times 'black-mouthed dog', which is really unreasonable! ”

In this way, Xu Xuzheng was 'trained' by countless Donglin Party members, and finally practiced a superior light skill of 'even if someone splashes a basin of sewage in his face, he can dodge it all'.

However, this light skill could not help Xu Xuzheng escape from the pile of broken bricks and rubbles that were smashed in front of him...... So Lao Xu only had time to let out a miserable scream, and he was buried by the rubble that fell from his head.

Even the agile Xu Xuzheng didn't run, but it is conceivable that the two brocade guards behind Lao Xu and him, together with the He Shu and his wife and the maid and wife who were standing facing each other, were all buried under the rubble that suddenly collapsed.

Although the fame of the first generation has been put into the water here in the main hall of the He family, Lao Xu has practiced it after all...... Raised his arms to protect his face before the broken bricks were slapped, and his not handsome appearance was preserved.

After experiencing the initial panic of being buried, Xu Xuzheng quickly calmed down, first held his mouth and nose to breathe, then maintained the posture of his wrists and arms, desperately moving the ten fingers of his two hands back and forth, and actually took out two fist-sized holes in the pile of collapsed bricks and tiles, a pair of hollows filled with air!

As soon as this pair of hollows was taken out, Xu Xuzheng finally had some confidence in his heart: "God is pitiful, these two mouthfuls of life-sustaining air are the dependence of whether Xu can see the light of day again today, and then I have to find a way to get rid of these broken bricks and tiles on my body." ”

Thinking of this, Xu Xuzheng tentatively moved his limbs and siblings.

Although Xu Xuzheng's body was full of sore bruises from being smashed by masonry, his hands, feet and limbs were not much harmed, and he could move freely as he wished.

Xu Xuzheng carefully twitched his legs and pulled his feet out little by little...... While pulling out, use the soles of your feet to close the holes left by your legs and feet to ensure that there will be no secondary collapse.

In this way, Xu Xuzheng took a stick of incense to completely pull out his legs from the rubble and curl up on both sides of his torso.

As soon as his limbs were freed, Xu Xuzheng immediately had a little more courage, and began to grope with both hands little by little to test the rubble around him, and finally found a place where 'with force, it seems to be slightly loosened'.

Xu Xuzheng held his breath and condensed, secretly condensed the strength of his body between his palms, and gently pressed on the empty position, and shouted 'open', instantly pouring out the power gathered in his palms.

I saw that the rubble and rubble beads where Xu Xuzheng's palms were pressed flew outward like a horizontal curtain, causing Xu Xuzheng's front to suddenly empty, and his head and feet jumped out of the collapsed pile of rubble.

This long-lost sunshine made Xu Xuzheng, who narrowed his eyes slightly, suddenly have a big heart, and when he landed, he shrugged his nose greedily and took a deep breath of the incomparably fresh air outside.

"Finally, I came to the darkness under this stone, and I got rid of it and reincarnated as a human being...... It's so cold! ”

Without waiting for the ecstatic Xu Xuzheng to finish explaining this emotion of being reincarnated, he has always been sharp-minded, and he has realized that there seems to be something wrong with him.

"He's the king of heaven, where are our clothes?!"

I saw Xu Xuzheng, who was standing on the rubble pile, raised his arms flat and spread his legs, revealing his beautiful body, which was white and blue and purple everywhere, in the gentle breeze of the middle of the afternoon.

Anyway, when did you last see this look, when did you go to the art museum to see a replica of the statue of David when I was in middle school?

But obviously, Xu Xuzheng doesn't have time to worry about who 'David' is now: "Who is the master who can unconsciously strip off Xu's upper and lower clothes?" Could it be ...... It's a ghost?! ”

As soon as he thought of the word ghost, Xu Xuzheng's upper and lower teeth suddenly 'boomed' and started fighting: "Could it be that the ghost dislikes the clothes on Xu's body and stuffs his teeth, so he is like cooking a chicken and plucking our clothes...... Isn't it going to cut our hearts out next? ”

When the traitor was in power, the brocade guard also lost the spirit at the beginning of its establishment, and over the years, in order to pat the eunuchs' ass, they rushed to hug Wei Zhongxian's thick legs, and really did a lot of evil things for the tiger.

After walking a lot at night, there is no fear of meeting ghosts, thinking that he is likely to be disemboweled by the cannibal ghost in the end, Xu Xuzheng, who has always been jealous of yin and yang, also turned his legs and stomachs, and blurted out a "help".

It doesn't matter if you don't shout, as soon as Xu Xuzheng's "help" landed, a woman's painful moaning voice came intermittently from under his feet: "Help, help!" Who's going to save me! ”

If Xu Xuzheng hadn't been able to find the slightest object that could cover his naked lower body, it was very likely that he would have jumped outside the courtyard wall with the cry for help just now.

It's not going to work!

In broad daylight, Lang Lang Lang, a brocade guard tried a hundred households and actually jumped out of the house of the secretary of the military department with his bare buttocks? !

If this matter spreads, not to mention those fans of the East and West Factory who have always been hostile to the able-bodied military attaches like Jinyiwei because they have no sparrows, even his own boss, Tian Ergeng, who wants to hug Wei Zhongxian's thick legs, can't spare him!

No one wants to admit it, but it's true.

Although Jin Yiwei specializes in those hidden and voyeuristic secret deeds, he can control himself in the defense of men and women, and has never had a problem with the families of those criminal officials who were detained by Jin Yiwei for committing crimes.

The reason for this is that Jinyiwei is a group of military attaches directly under the jurisdiction of the emperor of the current dynasty and are also in good health...... Regardless of whether it was the middle of the night or not, the Jinyi Guards had the right to enter and leave the imperial city freely and meet the emperor directly.

If this makes the emperor suspicious of the color of the hat on his head, then this guy who eats on the neck of the brocade guard will not be stable!

Gossiping, when Xu Xuzheng found that there was really no cloth around him that could cover his body, he had no choice but to squat down, free his hands to cover his lower body, and dig gravel in the direction where the cry for help came.

I had to give it a go!

Listening to the voice, this cry for help looks like a woman...... As long as she is not a demon who eats people's stomachs, she is the family of the He family's back house.

I can only think of being careful with others, first borrow two old clothes from the suitcase of the back house to cover the ugly things on my body, and then talk about others!

However, God seemed to want to play a joke with Xu Xuzheng that day: as soon as he picked up a few handfuls of gravel outside, he took out a white, tender and crisp woman's calf with a small embroidered shoe on the end from the rubble under him.

Gan, why is it that this woman buried under the rubble is also naked, and there is not even a silk thread!