Chapter 879 - Someone Wants to Touch Ye Zizi's Ass
So!
After touching people, they can only pounce and offer their knees to let them know how deep their sincerity is.
"What is the urgency of you, don't you know that this is the palace! trespassing is a capital crime!" Yi Hong said in a deep voice, this is the first man to dare to break into the palace.
I really don't know if it's courage or stupidity, this morning, millions of people died at the gates of the city, and they dared to touch it.
Is there really an emergency?
Yang Haotian scolded secretly in his heart, he gave his knees, what do you want, let me go.
"Big brother, little brother is really in trouble, otherwise how could he break into the palace. โ
"What's the urgency, tell us about it. Lu Lu asked curiously.
Yang Haotian pursed his lips, thinking about whether to tell the truth.
Seeing that Yang Haotian was thinking, Lu Lu said coldly: "Are you thinking of any lies? Then let me tell you, your head will be hung on the city tower and exposed to the sun for three days and three nights." โ
"It's frozen. Yang Haotian whispered.
"Big brother, it's frozen, not sunburning. โ
"Don't care about these details, big brother, I'm just describing it. โ
After Lu Lu finished speaking, he shouted coldly at Yang Haotian: "Say it quickly, or I will kill you!"
"Big brother, I said!" Yang Haotian didn't care so much, because coming in was a dead end, it was better to fight, maybe the bicycle would become a motorcycle.
Yang Haotian said weakly: "Actually... I dropped something inside the palace. โ
Lu Lu and Yi Hong showed a "cruel smile": "It seems that you want to be exploded." โ
"It's true, I didn't lie to you. โ
"Then tell me, what fell off?" Lu Lu asked curiously.
Yang Haotian took a deep breath: "Yes... A red envelope. โ
Red envelope???
Lu Lu and Yi Hong were stunned, and for the first time they met someone who came to die for a red envelope.
You're weird, aren't you?
"And where is your red envelope?" asked Yi Hong curiously.
"In... On a little girl with a double ponytail. โ
Hearing this, Lu Lu and Yi Hong instantly knew who it was, it turned out that Ye Zizi had robbed someone else's red envelope, and now everyone else came to the door.
It's hard to say, it's a Huairou policy, if it's really Ye Zizi who robbed someone else's red envelope, it will be returned.
"Why was your red envelope robbed?" Lu Lu still had to ask clearly.
"Big brother, my red envelope is flying around, and it just happened to be pasted on the butt of that little girl's paper. โ
"What! on the ass!" exclaimed Lu Lu and Yi Hong.
Ye Zizi's ass, that's simply the devil's ass, it is estimated that only the Venerable Lord dares to hit Ye Zizi's ass, and no one else can even think about it.
Then this is interesting, this man actually wants to steal the red envelope on the butt of the leaf, will it succeed in the end.
Looks like there's something fun.
Do you want to inform Uncle Wei first?
It seems that there is still a need for that.,Everyone's been bored lately.,This happens to be a big bold.ใ
I want to touch the butt of the leaf.
Oh my God, he had such a horrible thought.
"Uncle Wei, there is a situation!" Lu Lu hurriedly called.
Wei Chang was sleeping with Tang Wei in his arms, poor Tang Wei had not been touched by Wei Chang until now, and Tang Wei felt that Uncle Wei was actually not a man.
"What's the situation?"
"There are intruders!"
"Kill me directly, what do you want me to do?" Wei Chang was puzzled.
"But he had a terrible thought. โ
Wei Chang opened his eyes, sat up and asked, "Does he want to assassinate His Excellency!"
"It's even more terrifying than this!" Lu Lu said in a deep voice.
"What's that. โ
"He wanted to touch the butt of the leaf. โ
Wei Chang: "ยทยทยทยทยทยท"
Good boy, too daring.
If Yang Haotian knew about their conversation, he would definitely shout wronged, when did he say that he was going to touch someone else's buttocks, it was obviously just stealing a red envelope, and it was not what you thought at all.
Wei Chang got up directly, and couldn't believe that someone had sneaked into the palace just to touch Ye Zizi's buttocks.
It's so interesting, isn't it the suitor of the leaves, this courage is commendable.
We've got to take care of it.
Wei Chang contacted everyone directly, and Lu Lu and Yi Hong also got the order and smiled evilly.
Yang Haotian suddenly felt bad.
"I can spare you, and even you can continue to look for red envelopes, but... We're going to have a fight with one of us. Lu Lu said seriously.
Yang Haotian's heart sank to the bottom, and he couldn't beat it.
"Then does it count?" Yang Haotian said, pointing at Yunlang.
"Uh... Count it in front of you. Lu Lu sighed, are you going to choose a dog as an opponent, don't choose it.
Look at Yunlang, at this time put on a look that I am very cute and stupid, come and choose me.
However, Yang Haotian pointed directly at Yunlang: "I choose it!"
Lu Lu and Yi Hong immediately covered their faces, Yunlang's strength is above them, you fool actually chose the most powerful one.
Yun Lang suddenly licked his tongue, and then looked up to the sky and roared.
Woo woo woo~
Yang Haotian is also a Douzun, although he has just reached the first grade, but he is also a leader.
I saw Lu Lu and Yi Hong retreat to the side, while Yang Haotian stood up and took out his weapon!
This harpoon!
Slash the sea dragon glass!
The harpoon is golden, with three prongs, exuding a surging aura, and it seems to be just a desolate artifact.
"It's a good weapon, like a Maserati logo. Yi Hong on the side whispered.
"Not to mention, it's a bit like that. Lu Lu also agreed.
Yang Haotian raised the sea slashing dragon glass in his hand and poked it on the ground, and the bluestone on the ground suddenly cracked and spread to the surroundings.
Lu Lu suddenly shouted: "Destroy the palace, you are finished!"
Yang Haotian originally built up a good momentum, but with this sentence, the momentum disappeared, and he even folded his hands: "Big brother, I didn't mean it just now, I'm used to the action." โ
"Remember to lose money. Ehon admonished.
Yang Haotian was helpless in his heart, these people are too picky, do they have to lose money.
One-on-one heads-up, nothing to pay attention to.
Yang Haotian waved the sea slashing dragon glass in his hand again, and a gust of wind struck, which made people chill.
Look at Lu Lu and Yi Hong, shivering by the cold wind.
Yun Lang squatted on the ground, plucking his ears from time to time, he really didn't take Yang Haotian in his eyes.
Yang Haotian didn't spare his hand anymore, he must kill this Erha today, and he fought for the red envelope, but he was crowned with a tragic title by the Animal Association.
"Go die, Erha~" Yang Haotian showed no mercy, and the sea cutting dragon glass in his hand attacked Yunlang.
What is Yunlang, that is Erha, what is Erha for, that is the demolition of the house.
Learn about the fine decoration of 300,000 yuan, look at the eyes of Ben Erha, do you have to be careful when you go out.