Chapter 878: Don't mess with me, I'm very sincere

A strange sound sounded, and Yang Haotian smelled a commotion, not an ordinary pungent smell, and it was splashed on his feet...

MD, feelings are a dog!

Yun Lang was indeed peeing, and he trembled after peeing, and the expression on his face was really comfortable.

After that, Yunlang gradually walked away.

Yang Haotian breathed a sigh of relief, this deodorant is really a little effective, but it's just his own feet...

What kind of dog is this, why does it smell so strong, it's so sassy.

Just as Yang Haotian was about to transfer, he suddenly heard a conversation.

Immediately pulled up again, enduring the pungent smell.

"Little brother, the eldest brother didn't treat you badly tonight, drink to your heart's content, isn't your mood much better. ”

The people who came were Lu Lu and Yi Hong, and Yi Hong had been in a bit of a low mood recently.

Why is it low, that is, so far, I haven't conceived Zishan, and every time I see Zishan's resentful eyes, Yihong feels that she is sick and needs to go to the Men's Disease Center to see.

"Hiccup~ Big brother, do you think there's something wrong with me? Yi Hong asked drunkenly as she climbed Lu Lu.

Lu Lu comforted: "Little brother, just look at it, which man is not sick, I feel that I have a prostate." ”

Yang Haotian heard it, they actually knew about the prostate, me!

"Big brother, I don't dare to go back now, I feel very sorry for the purple shirt, she just wants a child, I can't give it to her. Yi Hong sighed helplessly, as a man, even such a small request could not meet a woman, and she felt ashamed.

Lu Lu patted the little brother on the shoulder, and said carefully: "Don't have such thoughts, maybe you put too much pressure on yourself, causing the little tadpoles to be not vigorous, look at the two girls in my family, they are all going with the flow, besides, it's not you alone, look at Dou Fushi, it's not the same for so many years, and Uncle Wei, and Split Bone, no one is pregnant." ”

"How can a man be pregnant, big brother, you are mistaken. ”

"Oh, I mean their wives, Hiccup... I want to release the water. ”

"Big brother, I also want to release the water, how do you feel so sassy, it must be Yunlang defecating everywhere. Ehon muttered.

"Come on, come on, let's pee together to cover the smell of Yunlang. ”

Yang Haotian: "······"

Do you want to be so perverted, and a dog Bissau...

MD, I also have a red envelope system anyway, but I fell into such a situation, and after being urinated by a dog, I was urinated again!

Can't you pick the other side, why do you have to fight with dogs all the time, how can there be such a person!

Listening to the approaching footsteps, Yang Haotian's face darkened, and he could even imagine that these two guys were pulling out their guns.

Shoot a golden liquid at yourself, me!

Anyway, I, Yang Haotian, am also the emperor of red envelopes, and I was drenched in urine twice today!

It's humiliating, humiliated twice!

Oh my God, do they still have to draw circles, are you painting?

"Big brother, my eyes are spent, this wall seems to be a little faded. Ehin rubbed her eyes, feeling that the red paint on the wall was a little blurry.

"I'll see, haha··· Looks like we've drunk too much. Lu Lu laughed drunkenly.

Yi Hong also grinned, the two of them urinated for a minute, and Yang Haotian endured the longest minute in his life, if he could.

Never do anything like this again.

After releasing the water, the two brothers climbed their shoulders and walked away.

After the two left, Yang Haotian immediately threw away the drawing paper in his hand, it was really disgusting, in addition to human urine and dog urine, such a smell mixed together, it made people want to vomit.

However, just when Yang Haotian was complaining, a voice suddenly sounded in his ears.

"Little brother, I'll give you money, you lose. Lu Lu smirked.

Yi Hong was helpless, took out a few gold coins and said, "I'll just order it, all of them are controlled by the purple shirt." ”

"Forget it, who called us brothers, and the rest of the big brother will keep it for you. "Lu Lu took away all the gold coins, and he really didn't keep a single one.

Yang Haotian just looked at the two of them, they actually found themselves, how could this be possible.

At this time, Yun Lang also walked back, and his arrogant eyes seemed to say, Xiaoxiao, such a carving insect skill still wants to deceive me, see my sharp eyes No, that is a hungry wolf legend, do you know what a hungry wolf is, a very hungry wolf, this fierce eye is probably not seen by you.

Looking at the two of them and one dog, Yang Haotian felt that he had been tricked, and a monstrous anger gathered in his mind.

Be the emperor yourself!

As the owner of a red envelope system, when has he ever been humiliated like this, it is simply humiliating!

He seemed angry. Yi Hong whispered.

Lu Lu nodded and said in a low voice, "If you were urinated twice, you would be so angry." ”

"It seems to make a lot of sense. ”

Yang Haotian did not retreat but advanced, walked towards the green and red brothers, and found that they were dressed so strangely, how did they look a little like the non-mainstream, but at a glance, they were not so similar, just like the green hair, how did they look like a clown, it was the clown in Batman, the very handsome one, and the hairstyle was exactly the same.

The red hair... No more comments.

But now, I, Yang Haotian, want to get justice for myself, this is a man's dignity, so I must get back face!

Let them see how powerful I am as the emperor of red envelopes!

Let you know what is called high-end operation.

Plop.

Yang Haotian knelt down directly and shouted, "Big brother, spare your life!"

Lu Lu: "······"

Ehong: "······"

Even Erha looked confused.

The momentum was so strong just now, it was like he was about to start a fight without saying a word, but when he came over, he knelt down directly.

I've never seen such an operation, and it simply thundered the green and red brothers, from head to foot.

"Big brother, what's going on?" Yi Hong was about to fight just now, but unexpectedly, this guy knelt down directly.

Lu Lu was a little overwhelmed, this kneeling was simply earth-shattering, the previous atmosphere was so solemn, as if the jade was going to be burned, but under this kneeling, the atmosphere created disappeared in an instant.

What is this called, can you be careful, don't operate like this, it's full of routines.

"Big brother, the younger brother didn't sneak in on purpose, it's really urgent, you have to believe me, I can't help it. Yang Haotian began to plead in pain, and after observation, he found that no one in this could be provoked, and fighting with them was completely looking for death.

In the new year, I wish everyone to be rich, thin, and have many female tickets.

(End of chapter)