There is a saying that "man dies for money".

But anyone with a normal mind will muttered in his heart when he heard Xu Xuzheng's words.

"How can a nephew be carried by an uncle? What's more, I have to spare a nephew and daughter-in-law, and the nephew and his wife ride their uncle as a donkey, is this like human words? ”

However, the Qin couple seemed to be urged by a ghost, and when they heard that Xu Xuzheng was willing to carry him on his back, they smiled so much that they couldn't see their eyes: "Then bother Uncle Lao, you will take us a ride." To tell you the truth, these two legs are like lead now, and they really can't move. ”

"Well, you two come closer."

Without waiting for the Qin couple to respond, Xu Xuzheng suddenly handed over the chicken dog in his left hand to his right hand, and clasped Qin Wang's waist and eyes with his hand, and then lifted the woman into the air like a husband carrying the face, and hung the back of his head and hips on his right shoulder.

Without waiting for Qin Wang's call, Xu Xuzheng once again made his hand like electricity, grabbed the middle-aged man's waist and eyes, and hung the man with sore hands and feet upside down on his left shoulder.

I saw Xu Xuzheng carrying the wind under the feet of the two of them on his shoulders, stepping into the woods on the side of the pass, urging the light skills on his body with all his might, and rushing straight towards the Manglong Ridge where the priest was located.

At this moment, the fool knew that he was in the way of Xu Xuzheng.

How could Xu Xuzheng be a serious military attaché, and this kung fu of grasping acupoints has long been practiced.

The Qin couple was grabbed by Xu Xuzheng and grabbed the numb tendons on the waist to ask for the acupoint, and before they could resist, they were poked by the old Xu Yun on the acupoint, and suddenly the two of them were half sore, numb and unable to move.

Seeing the trees around them flying away like a picturesque scroll, the Qin couple hanging on Xu Xuzheng's shoulders knew that Xu Xuzheng under them was not a mortal, maybe it was a spirit who had cultivated in some wilderness and forest.

Thinking that they were being carried by a humanoid spirit on their shoulders and running out of nowhere, the couple's upper and lower teeth suddenly caught each other.

Hearing the sound of almost constant "banging" teeth behind him, Xu Xuzheng's eyes rolled, and then he spoke narrowly.

"Niece and daughter-in-law, do you think my uncle and I can still do it? I'll see your aunt when I get home later, but don't be so frightened by her dignity that you pull your crotch. Your aunt is so picky, once this person pulls the crotch of his pants, he will not eat the meat, hahahaha. ”

At this time, the two members of the Qin family turned even more pale, and they believed in Xu Xu's nonsense of 'delicious human flesh'.

Contacting each other's strange power that is not like ordinary people, the couple immediately thought that Xu Xuzheng must be the legendary tiger spirit who loved to transform into a human form and go to the town to trick the living into returning to the nest to devour.

And the 'aunt' in Xu Xuzheng's mouth must be the famous tiger aunt.

Somehow, the Qin couple invariably remembered that Xu Xuzheng mentioned that 'when people pull the crotch of their pants, the meat is sour and they can't eat'.

The couple hanging upside down on Xu Xuzheng's back didn't know what to do, and after exchanging glances with each other, they scrambled to hold their breath, desperately trying to grab a crotch in front of each other.

Who knew that the couple would have their faces flushed, but they didn't even squeeze out a trace of that...... Don't talk about that, I don't even get a fart.

It turned out that when Xu Xuzheng restrained the couple at the beginning, he had already used his skill to point the numb points on the lower bodies of the two.

At the moment, the lower half of the two of them were as if they were paralyzed, and they were unconscious, and they could do a lot just by holding their breath in their mouths.

Just because Xu Xuzheng was annoyed with Qin Wang's wanton manipulation of right and wrong, he relied on a long tongue to make himself check fourteen or fifteen chicken coop kennels in vain.

"In the end, we stuck a body of and dog feces for nothing, not to mention, and we also provoked sticky guards for this, which is really unreasonable! Fortunately, this woman fell into my hands, and this time it will definitely scare you out of your soul! ”

said that the Qin couple held their breath until their eyes were full of stars, and they couldn't pull a crotch as they wished.

In the end, both of them looked out of breath.

Knowing that most of them were unfortunate this time, Qin Wang's family glared at a pair of cross-eyed eyes, and cried and scolded breathlessly: "You Qin Lang who killed a thousand knives, since the old lady followed you, she didn't have a good life, and in the end she had to accompany you to die in the tiger's mouth, why am I so miserable!" ”

Qin Lang, who was scolded, was naturally not to be outdone: "If it weren't for you, a bad woman, who insulted my mother early in the morning, how could she be tricked out of the city by this tiger demon." ”

After scolding each other a few times, the couple suddenly rolled their eyes and fainted one after the other.

(Why else, after holding my breath, I didn't wait for a better breath to make a loud noise, shouting that there was a lack of oxygen.) ）

Seeing that the Qin couple fainted as expected, Xu Xuzheng's gloomy face suddenly moved slightly.

Although Xu Xuzheng was commensurate with the master and apprentice of the priest on the surface, and at the same time seemed to be painstakingly helping Lao Xiong set up a thunder array to cross the catastrophe, but in private, he was worried that after the expedition, this cultivation would be better than himself.

Just because the priest is born with a strange power that can destroy trees and stones, if he has the opportunity to survive the thunderstorm and make his whole body further cultivated, he will definitely become a leader in the unruly side.

"This bear is for me, and it should be murdered; If it is used by others, then kill me, and you must not guard against it! ”

On the way to Shengjing, Xu Xuzheng had calculated several plans that would make the sergeant a little distracted in the process of crossing the thunder tribulation, and finally fell short.

However, these plans all need to be launched by Xu Xuzheng on the side, in case the flaws in the formation are seen, they will definitely hold a grudge and refuse to cooperate with Xu Xuzheng's plan to further improve the thunder channeling array.

It wasn't until he heard Qin Wang's unintentional sentence "If you violate this oath, the sky will thunder", Xu Xuzheng's eyes suddenly lit up: "This is a good plan!" At that time, the pair of thieves and men were struck by the thunder and screamed, which would definitely affect the priests at the crossing pass, thus making their achievements fall short. Afterwards, even if the old bear wanted to break his head, he would never suspect us. ”

Therefore, as soon as he left Shengjing City, Xu Xuzheng made a plan in his heart to 'use the unconscious Qin couple to disturb the minds of the priests'.

So, Xu Xuzheng deliberately tried to scare the two of them, so that they fainted from exhaustion after shouting.

In Xu Xu's plan, the heavenly thunder must first hit the anti-heel dog drooping chicken that he laid to guide the mine.

Then the raging and violent lightning will be transmitted to the sergeant through the connecting iron chain.

When the lightning light passed through the body of the priest again, he would finally jump along the chain on the other side and jump on the Qin couple.

At that time, the electric rays that had been consumed by the body of the Detective would definitely lose most of its power, but it could still be fought against by an extraordinary human body.

As a result, the couple who had fainted before would wake up from the severe pain of the electrophagocytosis.

The hysterical wails of the couple before their deaths were sure to seduce the minds of the officers in the array.

Even if this old bear is lucky enough to pass the Heavenly Thunder Trial in the end, it will be difficult to have a special encounter where his cultivation will progress by leaps and bounds.

However, it seems that God does not like to do what people want.

Not only did the couple wake up before the lightning strikes, but they were also the first to be split into two clumps of char by the lightning that fell from the sky, and the sergeant was also so startled by the horrific scene in front of him that he roared wildly, and it was difficult to think of it from the lightning that was entrenched in the iron rod.

Despite the careful planning in advance, in the end, things fell short.

This heavy frustration almost made Xu Xuzheng almost out of breath, and when he landed, he took out the dagger in his arms and slashed it at the sergeant: "You stupid bear who has not done enough!" Tell me how you feel! ”