For the Qin Wang family, who lives in Shengjing Xifang Sesame Oil Picker Hutong, the third day of the seventh month of the Bingwu year must be a dark day.

Before dawn, the paralyzed in-laws sleeping on the kang in the back room whispered "oops, oops, oops", and kept saying that they were hungry and wanted to drink gruel to satisfy their hunger.

What to drink? Don't you know that the last of the family's money was also taken by your son to gamble? What do you buy rice for?

Although the Qin Wang clan deliberately ignored the in-laws in the back room, the mother-in-law couldn't stop moaning in the back room, and the voice became louder and louder.

Qin Wang, who was upset by his in-laws, had to sit up from the kang and put on a few clothes to the ground.

"I didn't eat last night, but I still have so much strength to call out, why can't I starve you to death, old thing?"

The woman cursed and walked to the back room, and thought to herself: "If the wall pulls hay from the haystack in the neighbor's backyard to heat up the earthen kang in the back house, maybe the old immortal can cry a little quietly?" ”

At this moment, the door of the front house suddenly "creaked", and a middle-aged man yawning walked in when the door was pushed in.

The person who came was the husband of the Qin Wang's family, and he gave Qin Si, nicknamed 'Four-legged Snake'.

Seeing that after her husband entered the door, she lowered her head and shrank her neck and hid in the inner room, and Qin Wang's family suddenly became angry.

"The plague of the dog day must have lost money again! In vain, you are still called a four-legged snake, why can't you learn how to win money at the poker table? If you win back the money, you can also buy some old rice to cook a bowl of gruel that will feed me and your hungry old lady! Now I want my wife and your mother to drink together! ”

It is said that after Qin Si lost a lot of money, he wanted to borrow money from the dealer to turn it over.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Qin Si spoke, he let the other party spit on his face, and then was crossed up by two big-shouldered thugs with round waists, and kicked out of the gambling house with a grin.

Seeing that the other party raised it in front of him, there was a fist the size of a sand bowl, and Qin Si, who was originally seven or eight unconvinced, had no choice but to swallow a mouthful of cold saliva and turn around and limp home

Qin Si, who had been humiliated repeatedly, was in his heart at this time, how could he still eat his wife's sarcasm?

The man immediately had a seizure: "Vulnashre, why can't you make some knitting and sewing for others at home, and exchange some money to supplement the family?" If you keep insulting your husband as a dog's day, then what day are you! ”

At this time, the Qin Wang clan didn't hesitate: "What's the matter? You bastard still dare to dislike the old lady? I've been married to you for seven or eight years, and I haven't seen a sound in my belly, and I'm still an unborn body. If you really want to change someone's home, the old lady is no worse than the yellow flower girl! ”

Thanks to Xu Xuzheng, he kicked open the door and broke in at this moment, otherwise the shameless male and female might not have said anything.

What happened after that has already been mentioned above, so I won't mention it here.

As soon as he heard that Xu Xuzheng actually promised himself five taels of silver to support his family, Qin Si, who was already spine-stricken, suddenly smiled, and called the former uncle one by one.

The intimacy in these words is as if the other party is really his long-lost maternal uncle.

In this way, the Qin Wang clan really panicked.

Women like this who don't go out don't have much knowledge.

She looked at Xu Xuzheng's appearance of carrying a chicken dog chain and walking in a tiger's style, and she really looked a little like the kind of old hunter who had set up traps in the deep mountains and old forests for many years in the neighborhood, and completely forgot that this person was the merchant who came to her not long ago with a picker to ask about homely things.

In fact, the ancients were basically like this, and they were blind when they changed their clothes.

Otherwise, how could the wanted notices posted at the gate of the city, which are not much stronger than abstract paintings, catch people?

It doesn't matter if you have a face, you just need to recognize the person's clothes.

For example, after Lu Tizhi killed Zhen Guanxi with three punches, he fled to Linxing Province overnight for refuge, but he was still recognized by the arrested public at a glance.

However, after he went up the mountain and shaved his hair, he could go down the mountain and let go of his arms and drink freely.

Even if he spoke in an incomparably pure Kansai accent and said "how is the sprinkled family" at every turn, there was no tolerance to be suspicious of him, a monk who did not look like a monk at all.

It can be seen that what the tolerance recognizes in his eyes is the standard official robe that Lu Tisha wore before, which was specially distributed to junior officers......

Gossip and live.

Hearing that the uncle in front of him claimed that he would hand himself over to his aunt for discipline, the Qin Wang clan was suddenly shocked that the six gods had no master.

As for Qin Si, a broken man who is good at gambling and has no action, but he has money in his hand, he will immediately send it to the gambling table.

At that time, Qin Si, who had lost all the silver, would not have time to hide from his uncle, so would he have the heart to come to the village to pick him up and go home?

If this is confined to the deep mountain deserted village where rabbits don't, when will I be able to return to the lively Shengjing City?

Thinking of this, the Qin Wang clan immediately smiled and flattered Xu Xuzheng in front of him, and kissed his uncle one by one, eager to shout closer than Qin Sidu.

Hearing that Qin Wang's swear to heaven and earth must promise himself that "in the future, he will reform his ways, and he will honor his in-laws like he treats his own mother, otherwise he will let the sky thunder and split", Xu Xuzheng immediately sneered in his heart.

"Originally, we just wanted to distract the attention of the sticky pole by stealing the movement of the two of you, and then take advantage of the chaos to get out of the city. Who knows that the two of you are bent on seeking death, and you will talk about the thunder swear at every turn. But don't blame us for being ruthless! It just so happens that the Five Dragons Thunder Array is missing a pair of blessings that sacrifice to the sky and lead thunder, and it seems that it is your father and mother! ”

Making up his mind in his heart, Xu Xuzheng deliberately raised his head and sighed: "That's it, everything is on my paralyzed sister's face." ”

After speaking, Xu Xuzheng let go and threw away the Qin couple: "Since your nephew and daughter-in-law have vowed to honor your in-laws, then we are a family." Uncle Fang Cai was angry and attacked, this shot was heavier, daughter-in-law, you don't blame. ”

I saw Xu Xuzheng smiling meaningfully at the two of them: "Since you have all come here, you might as well go to the house with Uncle Wei to recognize the door, and carry two bags of rice home casually." In the future, if there is a case, you two can go directly to the door and ask for help. When I see my aunt later, my mouth will be sweeter, and the benefits of the two of you are indispensable. ”

Hearing that there was still a long way to go, the Qin couple suddenly laughed from ear to ear, and when they met someone on the road, they slapped each other's chests and showed off: "Oil cake San'er, go out of the stall early this morning?" See, the person in front of me is my uncle, and I will take my daughter-in-law to my uncle's house to visit relatives today! ”

When the sticky guards who stood at the gate of the city to check the passers-by saw the couple next to Xu Xuzheng who were looking for people like pheasants shaking their feathers, they didn't even bother to look at Xu Xuzheng, and let them go with a wave of their hands.

In this way, Xu Xuzheng, under the cover of the Qin couple, swaggered out of Shengjing City.

After leaving the city for three or four miles, Xu Xuzheng deliberately frowned at the two people behind him: "I said that you two are walking too slowly, like this hurry, when will we get home?" ”

After speaking, Xu Xuzheng deliberately left and right: "It's gratifying that no one is seeing it, you two can quickly lie on my back, and I will carry you two on my back." ”