Youdao is the safest place in the most dangerous place.

Although the old prince Shu Mulu hugged Da Gege, whose eyes were closed, wept while crying, and swore that once Xu Xuzheng was caught, he would break his body into pieces, but he never expected that the latter was lying under the boudoir embroidered couch under his buttocks at this moment.

Just a quarter of an hour ago, Xu Xuzheng suddenly smashed through the pane of Da Gege's boudoir, and then deliberately grinned at Da Gege, who was bathing in the bathtub, and smiled: "This girl's body is so fragrant." ”

Such a frivolous and flirtatious move, but how can Da Gege, who has not been suitable for forty years, resist? The whole person rolled his eyes and passed out in the bathtub with an 'ouch'.

As soon as they saw Gege fainting, the two maids who were standing next to the wooden barrel and rubbing themselves to take a bath suddenly dropped the things in their hands, and turned their heads and fled out of the boudoir: "It's terrible, someone has broken into Gege's embroidery room, come and catch the thief!" ”

So, Xu Xuzheng took advantage of this opportunity when there was no one around, and slashed at the back of Da Gege's neck with a wave of his hand to ensure that he really fainted, and then swaggered into Da Gege's embroidered couch and hid.

I have to say that Xu Xuzheng is really a master of art and bold.

He will be able to eat Da Gege, and after being rescued by his subordinates later, he will definitely not be able to wipe his face and seek death.

In fact, it is nothing to be seen by Xu Xuzheng as a spring, as long as the mouths of the two bathing maids are controlled, the key is that after these two maids escaped from the embroidery room, they called a large group of family guards to come and arrest the thieves...... After all, this is a person's loyalty to their duties, and the old prince can't blame them just because these people have also broken the spring light of Da Gege.

There is a saying that 'people's words are terrible', if Da Gege wakes up and performs looking for death and life, the name of this yellow flower girl will be completely stinky.

Don't worry, you can't die if you die, with so many maids and wives around you, how could you let Da Gege hang himself easily?

However, after being hanged by Da Gege and looking for death, the embroidery room was full of people when it was neutral.

The people present comforted Da Gege, saying that the thief should be cut with a thousand knives immediately after getting it, and at the same time they also angrily denounced the housekeeper and the group of sticky guards outside, saying that these fools were eating dry food.

From the beginning to the end, no one thought that the thief who had cut a thousand knives would hide in this room.

This is what Xu Xuzheng wants to achieve,

There is an old prince with red eyes and thunder in the embroidery room, and the guards in the palace slipped faster than rabbits, for fear that he would fall behind others without paying attention, so he became the old prince's punching bag for madness.

When these people will turn over every corner of the palace, but still can't find any trace of Xu Xuzheng, they will rush out of the palace in a hurry...... The old prince has already put down his words, either catch the thief back to atone for his crimes, or bring up his head to see him!

The more they couldn't find Xu Xuzheng, the more these people didn't dare to return to the palace, so that Xu Xuzheng would stay in the palace more stable.

At dawn the next day, Xu Xuzheng, who had slept well all night, quietly slipped out from under the show's bed, first touched the room and took some hot meals (the breakfast cooked by the room for the martial artists of the nursing home) to eat, and then went to the firewood room to retrieve the weeping chicken and anti-heel dog bundled here, and swaggered away from the back door of the palace.

After leaving the palace, Xu Xuzheng went to the blacksmith shop first.

After inspecting the lightning guide iron rod sent by the blacksmith, Xu Xu paid the silver to pick up the goods, and then roared and urged the light work to leave.

After going around the city for a short half a circle, Xu Xuzheng finally found the door of the long-tongued woman who misled him with false news a few days ago: "What an open-mouthed woman, how dare you play tricks on your Grandpa Xu?" I'll let you know today! ”

It is said that Xu Xuzheng was just about to kick the door with his feet, and suddenly a fierce quarrel between a man and a woman came from the crack in the door, and after listening carefully, he realized that the long-tongued woman who disliked her man the day before yesterday and lost money back last night, and kept saying that the man immediately took out 500 yuan to buy rice for cooking, otherwise he would drive out the mother-in-law who was paralyzed in bed in the back room.

Although Xu Xuzheng is not a good man and a woman, this does not prevent him from adding another charge of disobedience to his in-laws to the long-tongued woman in his heart.

I saw Xu Xuzheng raise his leg violently and kick the wooden door on the latch in half: "Okay, you are a daughter-in-law who actually wants to kick your in-laws out of the door?" Is there still a royal law? Let's go to the yamen to fight a lawsuit! ”

After saying that, Xu Xuzheng's figure flickered, he rushed forward in one step, raised his hand to clasp the wrists of the pair of bickering men and women in the house, and turned around and dragged the two of them out of the door without saying anything.

As soon as he got out of the room, Xu Xuzheng shouted loudly before the pair of men and women opened their mouths to call for help: "Annoying, all the neighbors have come to give me a witness, these two brutes who have lost their conscience want to drive my paralyzed sister out of the door, is there still Wang Fa?" I'm going to go to the yamen today to sue these two brutes for disobedience! ”

As soon as they heard that this man who suddenly broke into the door was going to the yamen to denounce him, the man and woman immediately shouted for help to the neighbors who opened the door to inspect the neighbors: "Aunt Wang, help, save me, this person is he, he is not my uncle!" ”

"That's right, you brute don't deserve to call me uncle! I don't even know you two conscience things! actually drove your mother out, are you still a human being? ”

If this person is not motivated and willing to fall, then don't blame others for looking at you in strange eyes.

was detained by Xu Xuzheng for this pair of men and women, the long tongues of men and gambling women, all of them are the masters of the neighbors spitting behind their backs.

The people around them had long hated them, and finally today they were looking forward to someone coming forward to repair them, and everyone applauded, and no one came forward to stop them, and they closed the door that had been opened before.

In this way, Xu Xuzheng dragged the man and woman out of the house without hindrance.

After finding that there was no one to help him out, the man and woman who were dragged behind by Xu Xuzheng obediently closed their mouths, saying in their hearts that this white-bearded man kept saying that he was going to sue the official, and he must not be openly unfavorable to himself on the street.

"In this case, then go with him to the yamen, and wait to see the official master, but see what the old man has to say."

Who knew that after Xu Xuzheng dragged the two out of the alley, he did not turn in the direction of the yamen, but dragged the man and woman in the direction of the city gate.

At this moment, the man realized that something was wrong: "Hey, hey! You old man aren't going to the Ya...... Oops! ”

As soon as the man was halfway through his words, Xu Xuzheng hit his navel with an elbow, and he gasped in pain, and he couldn't make a sound anymore.

I only heard Xu Xuzheng scold viciously: "Did you kid lose his brain to others when he gambled last night?" If you really go to the yamen to sue the official, and turn around and let the official put you in prison, how can my sister still live?! ”

After that, Xu Xuzheng turned his head and glared at the man: "If it weren't for your kid not letting go and agreeing to this woman to drive my sister out of the door, my uncle would have screwed off your head as a night pot!" ”

I saw Xu Xuzheng's hatred of iron not becoming steel: "Although you don't recognize me as an uncle, I can't deny my sister who is paralyzed on the bed!" You go with my family and get five taels of silver and come back to buy rice to feed your mother. As for you, a disobedient and unfilial daughter-in-law, let your aunt give you a good life training for the time being. When will she know to be filial to my sister, when will she return it to you! ”

I often hear people say that there is no father and son in the casino, and there is no family affection when you lose in a hurry.

The man was worried that he had no money to pull the capital, and when he heard that Xu Xuzheng actually wanted to give him silver, he happily slapped his mouth: "Hey, uncle, my nephew is a lard, and I didn't recognize you as old." Uncle, don't worry, I will definitely honor my mother in the future!"

After speaking, the man glared at his daughter-in-law hatefully: "Uncle is right, everything is pampered by you, a poor woman, and I will see my aunt slap your mouth with the sole of your shoe later!" ”

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