XXXVIII. Perverse and Fallacious

Princess Celestia sings on the swing stand in the middle of the night.

As high as the swing rack, she swung as hard as she could, and the wind swayed in unison. She giggled happily, and when she was in a good mood, she began to babble and sing nursery rhymes.

"The river mussels come out, the pearls are picked, and the human eyes are picked at a time; Red caramel flowed all over the bed, and the beauty's stomach was disemboweled......"

These nursery rhymes that only belong to her, and when she is in high spirits, she hums them with relish, regardless of the timing, day and night.

If it weren't for the eldest palace in the princess's courtyard who sneaked out and cried and begged Zhou Guifei to transfer her elsewhere, I wouldn't have heard of such a thing.

It turned out that the eldest princess of the lady was so ......

The concubine pouted: "Why don't you go and ask the queen?" The person who took care of the eldest princess was personally chosen by her, and the palace intervened to replace it, wouldn't it make people speculate about the palace. ”

That Gong'e knocked her head on the ground, and her forehead immediately became red and swollen: "The concubine is sympathetic, the maid went to find the queen just now, and the guard at the door said that the saint stayed in the Zhaoqing Hall tonight, and the slave didn't dare to disturb, so he had to come to disturb the concubine." ”

The concubine looked at her embarrassed appearance, and said sideways: "You have been serving for a few years, shouldn't you also get used to it?" ”

The palace lady burst into tears: "Concubine Niangniang, the slave maid is really unbearable." The eldest princess thought of it for a while no matter what, and the day before yesterday, she had a whim, and took scissors to hinge half of Gong'e's lips, saying that it was too thick and not good-looking. ”

"Yesterday, I took a rice bowl one day, and put a grain of white rice on each bluestone slab, and I was busy for a long time and didn't call it to clean up, until the floor in the courtyard was full. It's time to stop the meeting, right? However, the princess became angry again, and called the slaves and maids to come to the game, and licked the rice grains with their tongues one by one, and ate them one by one, and the slowest one, the princess stuck two shallots into his nostrils, and the eyes of the little chamberlain were red. ”

Ha?? A lady concubine said that I have three points with the eldest princess, like what does it mean?? Could it be that she saw that I had such a psychotic potential??

Before I finished speaking, I tilted my head in surprise, and everyone present was stiff in my neck.

This Gong'e wiped a handful of muddy cheeks with her sleeve and continued: "The most important thing is that in the past two days, the princess has been eating the braised duck head sent by the lady concubine, arguing that it is delicious, and she even said that she was too lazy to live one day, so she braised her head and invited everyone to taste it...... This, the slave and the maid are too scared, the slave and the maid really can't stand it! ”

She made a few more noises, and the floor that smashed straight sounded: "Guifei Niangniang, you downgrade the slave and maid, even if you demote it to Yongxiang, or expel it from the palace, everything will be done, if you want the slave and maid to go back, the slave and maid have only a dead end." ”

The concubine was already soft-hearted, and when she looked at the person in front of her who was already on the verge of collapse, she thought that she was pitiful again, and she was speechless for a while, unable to balance the situation.

Grandma Liu took over: "Since my lord is the seventh-grade palace of the palace bureau, there are six grades of the princess's court in charge, and then there are two of the five-grade internal divisions of the palace bureau." Wang Neisi was convicted and died before, and now there is Su Neisi, so it is better for you to go to this top adult. ”

The style of kicking the ball that is used in this palace is really powerful, I pass you, you pass him, and kicking around Xu can make people forget about the goal.

Now that I'm kicking the ball to Aunt Su again, I feel that something is wrong.

I quickly analyzed the whole thing in my head, and if it was for her, the rest of the attendants in the princess's court would follow suit. If the decision is postponed and the person whose emotions are about to get out of control go back, it may hurt the princess.

I thought of an expedient method, so I bent down and whispered to Zhou Guifei.

The concubine nodded, approving the decision. So he resolutely slapped the case and said loudly: "Such unscrupulous people, on duty tonight, leave their posts without permission, and despise the palace rules." and slander against the Lord, and the sin is increased by one degree. With twenty boards, the internal supervision will be temporarily pressed, and it will be handed over to Gong Zhengji tomorrow. ”

The guards who came up dragged her down, and very quickly, the crisp sound of walking sticks sounded outside, and she screamed twice, as if she had been gagged, and only a low whimper could not be opened in her throat.

The posture that the concubine had finally put up had been lifted, she pouted, shook her head, and her eyebrows returned to a clear spring.

only smuggled out: "Grandma Liu, inform Gong Zhengji and arrange a place for her." ”

"Yes, but let's not mess with this eldest princess. Her mother didn't ask her to live in her own Chengxiang Palace, and threw her to the princess's courtyard. The saint did not allow her to attend any banquets, and from the old days, she was not even allowed to go out of the princess's house. My own Lao Tzu Niang is like this, what do we have to do! ”

I asked, "How old is this princess?" ”

Grandma Liu said with the gossip of a slang woman in the market: "Nine years old! She was born when the saint was sixteen years old, and she was really pampered and cared for in every way at the beginning. ”

I raised my eyebrows and winked, "Why is that the way it looks?" ”

Grandma Liu pouted: "I said it, it was brought in the womb!" ”

Then she hurriedly waved her hand to cover her mouth: "Moti!" The girl is not to mention it! This is a big taboo in the palace. ”

I disdain in my heart, "in the womb", "all say yes? ”

The more public opinion is tilted to one side, the less credible the answer is.

Originally, the closer I got to the fifteenth day of January, the more nervous I should be.

However, with the support of the emperor and the lantern festival in front, I was unconsciously a little excited, this feeling is like drinking only slightly drunk wine, but the effect is continuous and long.

When I fed fish food to the fish tank of the know-it-all Bai Xiaozhi, I was still thinking about the fun and stubbornness of Kyoto's long street on the fifteenth, and I could laugh at Li Chengyun again.

The little fish in the tank snatched the fish food with their mouths wide open, and for some reason, they suddenly startled and sank into the water, only the mercury with its tail splashing hit me.

At the same time, I surprised myself.

This is the first time I've thought of this person's name in the past few days?

But that's fine.

Growing up teaches you to be comfortable with everything.

The more you can get rid of a trace of attachment, the more you can increase a ray of strength.

Thanks to this principle, I feel that it is infinitely useful.

I patted my hands full of corn cake scraps and left the scraps for the fish.

I've seen what they look like, they are all common catfish and the like, and there are no fresh and rare fish species, and the "Dongying parallel goods" I am looking for are not among them.

When this guy saw that it was me, he consciously filled a tray full of assorted preserves and handed them to me.

His smile today was silly: "Hehe, our good sister in Xueyuan, come if you want to have snacks in the future." ”

It's closer, but I think the atmosphere is more distant than ever.

It was nice to have a conical bucket rolled out of cardboard in my hand, so that it didn't interfere with eating as I walked, and I took one after another, squeaking and chewing as I watched him.

He was embarrassed by me, scratched his cheeks and laughed, "What's wrong with the little adult?" ”

"I'll take a closer look at the little brother in front of me, how to take Xueyuan out of the palace and start a family!"

Bai Xiaozhi's face was blue and red for a while, and he didn't dare to look at me, he lowered his head and avoided his appearance and said: "People can't look good, adult, you look down on me!" ”

I looked at his atmosphere and couldn't help but smile: "Listen to Lu Di, you and he are fellow villagers." After coming to Beijing, how did you get this mission? In fact, it is not easy to say, and it is a kind of ability to mix in such a complex occasion. ”

He sighed and said: "Ahem, it's just because of my ability to observe words and feelings, I know a merchant who sells fresh goods, and I work tirelessly with the owner, and I think I won't offend people, so he sent me the trick of selling goods in the palace." ”

Oh~ I see, I nodded.

I looked around, there was no one around, so I said in a serious tone: "Then I don't know Xiaozhi, do you want to find an errand in the public gate?" ”

He smiled and sighed, "The little adult is making fun of me again, isn't it!" Without knowledge, there is no way out. Second, without martial arts, there is no hope of joining the army! ”

I turned to his eyes and asked, "My grandfather is a county official, although he is not a high-ranking official, but it must be no problem to arrange a station and a servant to arrest quickly." ”

There was a flash of light in his eyes, and then he didn't dare to leap for too long, and he was suppressed.

I took advantage of the victory and pursued: "Mo Ti others, just say that this arrest is a quick errand, but both the plaintiff and the defendant have to pave the way, and this money is really coming in every day." I don't know if Your Excellency has any intention of working for my grandfather? ”

"This ...... What do adults mean, but would you like to help the villain introduce? ”

As he spoke, the shallows tested the waters, and it seemed to be steady and steady, but he was already very thoughtful.

I'm right: "Naturally. But there must be an exchange condition, as long as you promise to leave Liang Xueyuan, from now on, you will not get along. I will repair two letters, one for you to carry with you, for you to see my grandfather. I will send another letter back to the house to introduce you to you. ”

He was silent, deep in thought.

I found a set of pen and paper from the corridor on the side, wrote a "Please see note" in front of him, and stamped it with the name seal that I carried with me because of the draft at that time.

I folded the note and placed it in front of him, the red marks glaring through the back of the paper.

Then I said solemnly, "I hope you can understand my intentions." Although you can only move around in the dining room, you can leave the palace and go home every day. You don't really understand what the snow park is really about. Well, that's it. It's up to you to decide where to go. If I don't see you in the palace from tomorrow, our contract will be valid! ”

He looked at me and immediately looked away. Then look at me and move away.

I smiled lightly and walked away.

Faintly, I heard the rustle of paper in my hand.

Like a small insect churning the soil, like a summer cicada shaking its wings, that person is also full of life.

When I passed the Jiayou Gate and returned to Qingluan Palace, I suddenly remembered that the Princess Courtyard was actually not far from my right-hand side.

Turn right into the Anren Gate, and in front of you is the Qianqiu Hall and the Princess Courtyard that are on a par with the Holy Cave Manna Hall.

There is no room in this palace that is not elegant and affectionate. Look at the green wall full of flowers and trees, and wait until the spring, it is a pink sky full of frost!

I took small steps, not daring to startle the "father-in-law of the land" guarding here, but I was afraid that his face would surprise him.

To say it like this becomes a beautiful hypocrisy, much more beautiful than the blunt truth.

And this "truth" has been incarnated into a little elf in his heart, and he chirps there: "What are you doing here, Fan Yusu!" Fan Yusu, you are looking for trouble again! ”

He was so loud that I stopped. I want to be quiet and ask for the true voice in my heart.

I could already see the legendary tall swing frame, a foot higher than the courtyard wall, and the sturdy hemp rope was hanging down, motionless, quietly waiting for the playmate. Mo said that it was a nine-year-old princess, even if it was me, I wanted to sit on it and have a good flight.

Just take a few steps closer, and take a closer look to hide your curiosity.

So I quietly came to the stone wall of the princess's courtyard.

The walls are full of rain marks, ink white, mottled crevices and moss green.

A forgotten place is a paradise for other lives. Everything was eerily quiet, and I watched the moss grow along the base of the wall, a trajectory I had never seen on such a scale.

Green and dripping, freshly pressed nephrite.

It can survive in this winter day with a sinuous posture.

Inadvertently, I found that there was a small hole under the courtyard wall, which seemed to be just enough for cats and dogs to pass through.

I crouched down and tried to look into the princess's courtyard to get a look inside.

However, when I looked into the cave, suddenly a human face appeared in front of me!

I exclaimed loudly in fright! For a while, my hands were soft, my feet were also soft, and I couldn't get up and move, so I could only kick and dance wildly.

Who knew that the face spoke: "This young lady, I'm not a ghost, look if I'm as cute as you." ”

Ha????

I lay on the ground and looked into the hole again, cough! It's a little girl's faceβ€”then I'll know who it is!

I recovered from my panic: "You're the eldest princess!" What a brave and ruthless kind of villain! ”

She replied to me with a crutche, "Hey! I think you're even more. ”

I raised an eyebrow and tilted my face, "Not really." ”

She cut off: "You can bluff others, but you can't bluff me." You're about the same as me, half Buddha, half demon. ”

She continued to poke the stone wall with the small shovel in her hand, and spoke like a little adult: "Well, I'm more obvious!" And you, you don't have a chance to perform! ”

She glanced at me triumphantly, but in fact, there was no mockery in her heart, she was just a subconscious temptation of human nature.

It seems that I can understand her, and maybe in a way, it is really the same way of thinking.

I continued to tease her: "Although I am not as noble as the princess, I can play everywhere!" Princess, haha, the consequences of willfulness have to dig a dog hole with a small shovel~"

Then she said, "You! Dare to put your hand in? ”

I probably used a wicked energy: "Hey, what's not to dare to do!" With that, he put his hand in......

Then she grabbed my finger and rubbed it, and suddenly she cut my index finger with a shovel blade, and the blood flowed.

I withdrew my left hand in pain, then pulled her arm out with a change of hand with lightning and thunder, took off a silver hairpin, and made a big cut on her finger.

Unexpectedly, she giggled: "They are all hypocritical, and because of my identity, they can endure humiliation in every possible way, and they dare not fight back, they are very annoying." But my sister is different, I like my sister! ”

Then she kissed me through the hole in the stone, and kissed me in the air!

Well, this little devil who has made a mistake and only knows the edge......

My sister is just doing it with a fight!