Thirty-nine Move like a rabbit
In order to avoid tetanus, Grandma Liu dragged my fingers and rinsed them with herbal juice repeatedly.
The hole that was about to be glued was now exploding again, stinging and hurting, and I not only screamed: "Okay, okay, okay!" ”
Grandma Liu applied ointment to me while complaining, then bandaged the wound with a thin cotton strip, tied a small knot on the back of her fingers, and told me, "But you don't dare to get wet." ”
I nodded my head and made an obedient appearance, and she continued to interrogate, who used a gold weapon to cut me so deeply.
I was also pondering the question of why should I trust this little madman?
And the answer that came out of thinking must be that the cause of trust comes from the sentence that the little madman said, "Boil my head for everyone to taste".
Marinating her own head, rather than someone else's, shows that she has a rare and even unattainable "good root" and "no difference" in her heart. Otherwise, why wouldn't she laugh angrily when I replied to her for the same wound?!
But I was still wrong in that I exaggerated her hidden "positives" and overignored the "negatives" of her nudity.
is like Jia Yucun's theory of "good and evil" for Baoyu in the second episode of Dream of Red Mansions - his smart, handsome and beautiful spirit is above tens of millions of people; Its perverse and absurd state is not close to human feelings, and it is under tens of millions of people.
The same is true for Princess Celestia.
Its unkind behavior is now on the watchful side of everyone in the palace.
Looking at the several large baskets of ladies on the table, the lady had just sent a small gift, eating sweet cheese, candied fruit shreds, and marinated duck tongue. There are felt dolls, oil-paper kites, and colorful glass balls......
Give these children what they like, and it's like a princess, and I have a copy.
Not to mention this kind of thought, it is very useful.
On the fifteenth day of the first month, this day has finally arrived.
After I took a nap in the afternoon of the queen's mother, I walked slowly and silently, and respectfully presented the tray in my hand to the Zhaoqing Palace.
The queen in the main hall was bathed in the sunlight that had just broken through the clouds at this time, and she was covered with a gorgeous rose-red brocade.
There is a bun on his head and a bright moon pearl in his ears.
The natural soft bun leans down to one side, just like the mother leaning lazily on the crescent stool at the moment.
The painter painted a large canvas with heavy colors, and devoted himself to the appearance of the queen mother on the paper, painting and painting her budding gentle temperament.
And the emperor sat quietly on the side, looking like he had invested a lot of money and was willing to spend a lot of time, like a loving couple.
And said warmly: "After we painted the portrait of the emperor and queen in court clothes before, we painted another regular dress for Zitong, and the widow has been thinking about it for many years. ”
If it was boring to wait, she should have dozed off, but because she had been surrounded by the emperor's affectionate gaze, the queen's cheeks were crimson from time to time.
From bloated to plump, from neglected to attention-grabbing, a happy woman's temperament changes quickly.
It's just that all these illusions will soon be gone away with the wind.
If it is fake for too long, the brain has been automatically hypnotized, making people mistakenly think that this is really a warm picture.
I hurriedly pulled out of the atmosphere before I spoke.
"Enlightened saint, mother. Today, the last dose of Xiaoshui Pill was delivered, and I hope that Niangniang will have a more prosperous face after taking it, and the sacred heart will be eternal and eternal. ”
Their eyes were cast.
The emperor spoke first: "Zitong, take the medicine first, and then draw slowly, don't worry." ”
The queen smiled and took the five pills, and the rings on her hand shone in the light beam, and they were taken with water one by one.
As I said, if you don't chew it, the powder inside will stain your teeth. She was eager to seek beauty, so she was completely obedient.
When she finished taking it, the emperor and I glanced at each other as a gesture.
I saw in his eyes a power that was soaring through the clouds, brighter than the sun.
When the salute retreated, the cloudy sun became brighter, as if it was overdrawing the energy of the cold spring season, so that it was very dazzling. It's like the person who has been loved by the Holy Heart for half a month recently, and he is also using the shortest time to overdraw a lifetime of favor.
Behind me, the plot about that woman has come to an end for me.
Just like the boundless falling wood, Xiao Xiao went straight down, fell into the mud, and it was difficult to return.
The carriages and horses of Yongchun Gate have been waiting for a long time.
After sitting firmly and setting off, I finally couldn't help but laugh out, oh my God, I finally got out of the palace to let off the wind, and the deer in my heart also tapped happily.
The speeding carriage took me and the imperial doctor, and in a moment we broke away from the heavy and dreary palace wall and plunged into the pile of colorful lights in the capital.
This feeling, like a child, jumped into the pool of joy, the satisfaction is incomparable.
It was already dark, and the people on the street were starting to thicken. All kinds of lanterns are lit up early, and they use all their charm to attract popularity for their business. The vendors who took advantage of the situation to sell groceries also came out, carrying burdens and pushing carts, and there were all kinds of novelties.
There are countless handkerchiefs embroidered in large numbers, beads made of strange materials, jewelry carved from Qi Yao and jade, and ingenious instruments...... I'm just dazzled!
When there are many people, the car can go very slowly. I poked my upper body out of the car window, and just like that, I saw what was straight, rubbing my hands together, and wrapping it in my arms, naturally Xie Senjun, who was escorting the carriage behind me, paid.
He was angry: "Hey, I said, buy it leisurely!" That's all there is to this when I join the army! ”
I laughed: "Don't be funny, you can go to the saint for reimbursement." ”
When I think of any "saints", I can't wait to pack up all the stalls and take them away. Seeing the way he looked at the queen, the queen hated a person, but because he made people feel pitiful.
I quickly shook my head, forget it, I don't want to! It's time to play!
If you talk about the scene of this Shangyuan Festival, the city is full of lanterns as if it were day, and the fish and dragons dance on the Milky Way overnight. Everyone, please refer to Xin Qiji's "Qingyu Case: Yuan Xi", which is more than at this moment.
And when I took a bite from someone's child's rock sugar gourd, I realized that I was probably crazy with joy.
The child didn't cry or make trouble, staring at this "moving rabbit" sister with big eyes, with an incomprehensible face. I chewed on the sweet and sour mouthful and waved to the kid excitedly: "Hey, see you later!" ”
The imperial doctor finally couldn't bear it anymore, and opened his mouth faintly: "I said that this female history, it is better to let the old minister take the pulse for you, and look at your early spring pulse steaming, impetuousness." ”
I pulled my head back and laughed. When I left the palace, I took out a few things that could be used by the older ones from the newly bought treasures and stuffed them into his arms: "Master Taiyi, since you can't reunite at home tonight, these things will be given to your wife." Don't refuse, it's not valuable, just be a plaything to wear interesting, Mrs. Tu has fun! ”
The imperial doctor stroked his hair and smiled: "You, you, you are so angry and loved." ”
I held my face: "Thank you, sir." Hurry up and look at the lights! ”
After that, I opened the curtains on the left and right sides of the carriage to the maximum, and now the whole world must be full of brilliance, and the fire trees and silver flowers will never sleep.
And when all the lanterns are red and green, and the color is natural, suddenly a completely different puppet lamp comes into view.
I was shocked, and hurriedly told the coachman to stop, and immediately jumped out of the carriage to take a closer look.
Seeing that my face was different, Xie Senjun immediately dismounted and followed.
This puppet lamp is really weird! The point is, it looks familiar.
I saw that it was green all over, rich and light green, green with layers of mountains, and painted layer by layer with a solid face. The most eye-catching thing is that the puppet has an iron hoop on its forehead, and the wrinkles and furrows on the head squeezed by the iron hoop are vertical and horizontal, and under the wrinkled brows, the two eyeballs protruding outward seem to be easily gouged off by a spoon, which makes people suspenseful.
There are also the two big nostrils facing the sky, which are big and round, and the craftsman is also skillful, and even the two holes in the nostrils can be so delicate. Under the dark green outline, it completely became two black holes. I tried it, and each nostril really could hold one of my fists.
But the mouth is very small, like a child's mouth when sucking, like the mouth of a duck doll, bulging, round and pouting.
I looked back and forth, up and down, back and forth. I found out that this is not the doll that almost scared me to pee my pants! Except for the one I saw before, it was made of clay, covered in earth color, and maybe it was the color of green paint, as for the shape, it was exactly the same!
I couldn't help asking, "Xie Senjun, do you know where this puppet lamp comes from?" ”
Xie Shenjun crossed his arms in front of his chest, looked up and down a few more times, shook his head and said, "I really don't know this, but this is the appearance of a person being tortured." ”
"Huh? What kind of punishment? ”
"It is a kind of torture that can gouge out the eyes and crush the head severely, called 'ape wearing a crown'. The hoop on that head can be tightened over and over again for torture. If the prisoner refuses to confess, his eyes are tightened with the iron hoop, and he can easily gouge out his eyes with an iron spoon or knife. ”
I listened with a chill: "Such an unlucky symbol, why is this store placed at the door?" Other people's homes are all with the five gods of happiness, longevity, happiness and wealth, this one is good, and they are not afraid of attracting bad luck. ”
At this time, an old man came out of the store, only to see him wearing a soft wrap on his head, wearing a lapel robe, and a few strings of keys hanging around his waist, looking like a shopkeeper.
He looked at us and sneered and said, "You girl is talking nonsense, this is our ancestor who makes lamp oil, candles, and a line." The new wax that has only emerged on the market in the past few decades is created by the ancestor himself, and it is up to you yellow-mouthed children to put their beaks here. Moreover, after the death of the grandfather, he has been transformed into a candle fairy, and those who celebrate the New Year have to pay tribute to pray for a smooth business! ”
Looking at the old man's boastful appearance, his fingers were still pointing. I'm not angry in my heart, I obviously look weird, and it's scary to celebrate the holidays...... Besides, he and the mud bodhisattva crossed the river himself, and he couldn't protect himself, where could he protect others.
I poked and said, "Then why did your ancestor suffer from the crime? In the end, wouldn't it be better to mold his ordinary appearance and forget this humiliation. ”
The old man's eyes widened and he was furious, but because Xie Senjun was wearing armor, he didn't argue anymore, only slammed half of the door, and disappeared.
As soon as I blurted out the words, I regretted it a little, in the end he was an old man, and it was indeed me who was reckless, so it was enough to make people scold a few words.
So I hurriedly chased in, chose a few good-looking scented waxes on the shelf, and beckoned the young man to wrap them for me. Although I have more questions about this idol in my heart and want to ask the shopkeeper, it is not convenient for Xie Senjun to wait outside, so I only quietly wrote down the address and name of this store.
The name of this shop is slightly witty - "Agou Lantern Candle Workshop." ”
It turned out that this northern king Li Xuan actually privately offered candle fairies in the strange tower.
If it weren't for what I saw and heard today, I am afraid that I would not know what the idol in the tower is sacred. I don't know if Zuo Xiang and the emperor have heard about this matter.
I was silently thinking about this in my heart, hoping that I would have time to talk to the old shopkeeper again as soon as possible.
When I got off the bus in front of the Zuo Prime Minister's Mansion, thousands of fireworks exploded in the direction of the Imperial Palace.
Early in the morning, I heard that the palace was clamoring for this shocking fireworks feast, saying that it was a strange thing that the Xiliang Festival made to pay tribute to Beijing, and it took four months to transport it carefully.
When I heard that, I sighed in my heart, the war was raging in the land of Xiliang, and if I could have made these gunpowders into fire bombs earlier, I would have seen the difference earlier.
The civilians who had never seen it stopped one after another and exclaimed, "Look, it's raining gold on the head of the Imperial City!" ”
"Oops, it's so good-looking, it's so good-looking! Not only gold, but also red! ”
"Is this God's blessing to our Great Zhou Dynasty?"
Hearing this, I couldn't help but hide my face and laugh, which made Xie Senjun wonder: "Why is the female history laughing again?" We were all blown away by this scene. ”
I said: "What are the joys and misfortunes, the world is accustomed to asking for the gods and Buddhas, but the gods and Buddhas are just examples for ordinary people like us, not the ladder to the clouds for the evil people." ”
"Haha, the girl's opinion is novel."
When I looked back, it turned out to be the eldest son of the Li family I had seen on the day of the whipping.
He specially greeted the guests, and after exchanging salutes with Xie Shenjun and the Imperial Doctor, he invited us into the mansion.
In this left prime minister's house, from the building to the furnishings, the rules are conformist and the rules are stopped. There is no place for crudeness and simplicity, and there is no place for extreme extravagance.
All kinds of details, but you can see the heart of the left minister.
The eldest prince said politely: "My father is attending a banquet in the palace at the moment. Today is the Shangyuan Festival, so I set up a table in the flower hall, and prepare a little wine, and I hope you will not give up. ”
The imperial doctor took over the words: "The eldest prince is so polite. It's a small matter of eating and drinking, so it's better to call your subordinates and see how the third son's injuries are? ”
The eldest prince sighed and smiled: "My third brother, who has been lying in bed for less than five days, has already gotten out of bed and walked around, and this time he is already waiting in the flower hall." ”
"Wow~", I secretly exclaimed in my heart, and then I couldn't help laughing, could it be that this whipping punishment also has the distinction of real beating and fake beating, hurting flesh or hurting skin.