"Auntie, why didn't you tell me the news you found now, or what you did?"

"I didn't tell you before. Who told you to make your own decisions, so I had to lock you up and go to the violent room and suffer a little. ”

I lowered my head: "Then why ......"

My aunt laughed at me: "Why did you get involved in the action?" The sage clearly said that he let you solve the queen, but in fact, he was teasing you and trying you. Unexpectedly, you really agreed. ”

My cheeks suddenly turned crimson.

I used to think I was the mainstay of the whole plan, but now it seems ......

Then the aunt said: "However, it is the credit of Su'er to quickly find out the crimes of Wang Neisi." Don't look at her as always annoying, but never make obvious mistakes. ”

I pouted: "Where is the credit, it's obviously hard work." ”

My aunt laughed even louder.

Ah Qiu had already gotten into the carriage, and when she saw that we had finally returned, she sighed and said, "Auntie, tell Qiu'er to wait." What's the big deal, if you ask my sister to listen to it, you don't ask me to listen to it. ”

I said with a bad mouth: "Of course it's an important matter, we are discussing selling Sister Ah Qiu to Nanyang." A character with such a look can have a good price! ”

"You!" Ah Qiu glared at me angrily, then turned her head to look at her aunt and said aggrievedly: "Auntie, my sister can say that, dare to do this, it's not a joke!" You'll have to take care of her. ”

I threw myself into my aunt's arms, pillowed my aunt's legs, and said to Ah Qiu: "Who is kidding you?" We've all received the deposit, and we'll send you to Renyazi tomorrow! ”

My aunt didn't speak, as if she was deliberately observing the two of us arguing.

Ah Qiu looked at her aunt and looked at me, and exhaled through her nose: "Okay, but you said it." Early the day after tomorrow, if I am still in the palace and not sold, I will punish you for the crime of lying. ”

I disdain: "Hmph~, what qualifications do you have to set rules for me, what you say doesn't count." ”

She became more and more angry: "I am your sister, naturally qualified!" ”

At this time, my aunt's arm happened to be around my neck, and I lay down, not to mention how warm it was, so I just said lazily: "Cut, it's just three years older than me, pretend to be bigger." ”

Qiu's shadow was reflected in the corner of the carriage, right in front of my eyes, her chest heaving, but she didn't speak again. I don't know if I have nothing to say, or if I don't bother to argue.

I closed my eyes, looked at my aunt's chin through the gap in my eyelashes, and was almost asleep.

There was silence in the carriage.

Only then did my aunt speak: "Finished arguing?" Still noisy? If I don't argue, I'm going to win or lose. ”

I opened my eyes again, and saw Ah Qiu's shadow turn around.

My aunt said: "In terms of this tongue alone, Qiu'er wins, Qiu'er loses." Today there are rewards and punishments, and the rules are different from ordinary ones, so you will know when you go back. ”

Well? What does this mean?

When I came back, it was already midday, and it was only two quarters of an hour away from the usual lights out.

According to what my aunt had just said, the two of us were naturally taken to the study.

I suddenly regretted that I shouldn't have had a falling out with Ah Qiu in front of my aunt.

Closing the door, the two of us stood silently, with nowhere to handle.

The last thing I wanted happened, and my aunt went to get the ring ruler.

The three-layer sandalwood ring ruler frame, I usually pass by, I have to turn sideways and go a little farther away.

I thought I was going to beat me, and I was about to roll the floor to deny it, but unexpectedly, my aunt went straight to Ah Qiu.

Huh?

Hey!

Ah Qiu looked surprised.

My aunt said solemnly: "If you win or lose, you will be rewarded for winning, and you will be punished for wrong." Then he said, "Kneel, stretch out!" ”

Ah Qiu immediately wanted to cry.

But I couldn't bear it, and tears instantly welled up and flowed to my trembling lips. Helplessly and sadly, he stretched out his left hand.

But I didn't seem to be particularly happy, although there was some pride, but there was also a feeling of hurt and so on. I grabbed my little hand and quietly ducked to the side.

My aunt said to Ah Qiu, "Twenty handboards." Dare to dodge once, add five numbers. ”

Then the ring ruler tapped on her outstretched palm, tried the position, and waved it down.

"Smack."

I ducked from the voice.

In this night, it is particularly crispy.

Then the ruler turned into a black shadow in my field of vision, a black butterfly fluttering its wings.

The constant collision between the ebony and the flesh made me stunned to look at the scene in front of me, with a nervous beating heart.

My aunt kept beating her with the same intensity, and didn't let the water go lightly because of her sad appearance.

I felt every blow hit the edge of her patience.

Ah Qiu didn't hide, nor did he beg for mercy, he just shed tears. Then there was an unformed cry in his throat, and his mouth was half-biting and crying out in pain.

The fingers instinctively shrunk and flattened again, ready for the next board.

Why didn't she beg for mercy? Is it her stubbornness, or does she think it's useless to beg for mercy, or is she just that real......

I didn't dare to intercede for her, I only felt that this reward and punishment was strange, and it was better not to make a sound.

Only on the last board, my aunt increased her strength, and she couldn't bear the pain and cried.

After the twenty hand plates, Ah Qiu's entire palm was already red, and the most central part was already a continuous blood spot.

She trembled, wrapped her right hand around her left, looked at her wound in every way, and tears dripped on her gradually swollen palm.

My aunt put the ring ruler back, and I felt relieved......

Then my aunt took one look at Ah Qiu and then looked at me. She took out the money bag from her arms, took out a few silver melon seeds, and handed them to me with a smile: "Today's Su'er has a reward, I know that you usually like to buy some snacks and playthings, so take them to make pocket money." ”

I flashed my big innocent eyes and didn't dare to pick them up.

My aunt took my hand, put the silver melon seeds into my palm, gently touched my little face and said, "Okay, you go back to your room and sleep first." Then he raised his eyebrows: "Don't let my aunt catch you eavesdropping." ”

I quickly nodded, bowed to my aunt, and immediately ran away.

Oh my God!

Auntie's expression is too layered, it's scary!

I rushed back to the room, hugged the winter break, and hummed.

"Is that the reward for my aunt?"

I didn't understand it during the winter break, so I told the story as it was.

After hearing this, Dong Xiu said solemnly: "Look at the slave maid, Xu is adult thinks that she can't even cope with her little girl sister, and she can be entrusted with important tasks in the future!" probably hated that iron could not be made of steel, so he beat her. ”

"And this reward should be a reward for the little adult who can speak skillfully!"

I was gnawing on my index finger nails, and when I heard her say, I suddenly felt enlightened, and slapped her on the shoulder: "What a fan of the authorities!" I didn't even think about this layer for a long time. Winter break, you are really the interpretation flower of this master, look. ”

I raised the silver melon seeds in my hand, "What do you want to eat, tell the master, Ming'er will take you to drink flower wine!" ”

Then the two of us giggled and fell asleep in the same bed.

The next day, I bought two pots of lychee snow glutinous wine, and went to Qingluan Palace with the winter break to find Zhou Guifei, a drunkard.

People who love wine drink fragrant together!

I saw the concubine sitting in the hall bored, holding her head with one hand, throwing feather arrows like venting, and none of them were thrown into the pot.

I stumbled in, "What's the matter?" What about Xiaochan? ”

She looked up and saw that it was me, smiled, and quickly stretched out her hand to greet me: "Come on, come on!" Ah, I brought wine, that's great! ”

We sat around the desk without any sitting, how comfortable and how to come. Grandma Liu went to the small kitchen to cook a few side dishes, brought them over with a spring breeze on her face, sat down, and drank happily together.

I blush when I belong to three cups, and the concubine sweats when I drink it. Such a thousand cups are not drunk.

At the beginning of the winter break, I was restrained, and after drinking for a while, I let go of it.

Yingya looked at us and said helplessly: "You drink, you drink, this Qingluan Palace must always leave two sober people." ”

Aha.

Zhou and I smiled unrestrainedly, unrestrained.

The sea talked for a while, and when it came to the old monk Yaga, I took a sip at the same time as the concubine!

The concubine laughed and scolded: "This fat pig with a chaotic arch, a while ago he told Xu Zhaoyi that he should believe in the Buddha and Bodhisattva, and stop worshipping those strange and chaotic gods." Only then did he ask for the statue, and found a strip and killed Yunlu. ”

I scoffed and said, "Just from this heresy, you can see that he is a demon monk who distorts the true meaning of Buddhism, and Buddhism pays attention to harmony!" The saint actually conspired with him. ”

The concubine said disdainfully: "The three days and two heads of the saint are here and there, not to say that the birthday of the Zhou Cainu is helpful to the saint." Only then did he take out the moldy Zhou Cainu, and he was lucky. ”

I raised my eyebrows: "And this?" It is arrogant to blaspheme the female relatives in the harem like this. A while ago, he also inquired about my birthday, and he didn't do anything, I'm afraid he was in a hurry! ”

Grandma Liu pouted and said, "Niangniang, Xiaosu, you still don't know everything!" When the old man usually saw the palace maids, he was squinting, staring at people's necks and chests. ”

"Huh......"

We hurriedly hugged our arms, nauseous.

I snorted, "If I had the chance, I'd love to clean him up!" ”

The concubine knocked on the edge of the bowl with chopsticks, pouted her teeth and said, "Mama, isn't that old man busy repairing Ximing Temple recently?" Can you be in the palace today? ”

Grandma Liu replied: "Yes! This is not the Dragon Boat Festival on the fifth day of the fifth month of May, and Foguang Temple is preparing for the sacrificial ceremony again. Curry always has to allocate money down, so how can the old man let go of this opportunity to make a handful. ”

The concubine snickered: "A few days ago, Xiaochan was here, and that girl even brought me a few fishtail sunflowers from my hometown, and we Baiyue people also called it itchy fruit." ”

"Just drill a small hole, squeeze out a little juice and apply it to the skin, and soon the itchy person scratches his heart with a hundred claws, crying dad and calling mother!"

I was overjoyed: "Really? So we ...... Just give it a try. ”

I couldn't stop laughing.

The concubine was also very interested: "Okay, okay, let's go, itch the pig demon to death!" ”

The drunken and dizzy Winter Break persuaded: "Will it cause trouble again!" ”

I dragged her to her feet: "Why not teach a stinky monk with no official rank?" Come on. ”

The three of us took advantage of the wine, half walked and half floated, and quietly slipped into the backyard of Foguang Temple.

This backyard is just a row of Zen rooms, which are not divided into the main room and the east and west compartments.

We looked at each other, and there was no one. Only the largest room in the center had its door hidden.

I pushed open a crack and looked inside.

It's deeper than expected, and a few screens separate the large room from several functional areas. I faintly heard the sound of water splashes, and people singing~

"The old thing seems to be taking a bath." I made out the voice and whispered.

The concubine said in disgust: "This old man is really sassy, taking a bath in the blue sky and daytime, and singing obscene songs." ”

I forced myself to hold back my laughter, and being with the concubine was really happy every minute.

Gently pushing the door open, the two of us sneaked in, and let the wind out at the door from the winter break.

The large bathtub was inside the first screen. At this time, he was facing away from us, scooping a handful of water, thinking that he was a beauty out of the bath, and sprinkled it on his pig's knuckle to admire himself. I can vaguely see that there are full of flower petals on the bathing water......

Excitingly, his monk's robes and shoes were within my reach! Ha ha.

I stretched out my hand.

The concubine took out an itchy fruit, poked a hole in it with a hairpin, slowly handed it to me, and said to me with her mouth, "Be careful." ”

I nodded, and took it carefully.

I found his stacked socks ready to be replaced with new ones, and they dripped evenly into his socks.

Then he brought another one and dripped it into his crotch......

I'm basically holding back my laughter, and I'm going to suffocate and laugh to death.

After finishing the matter, he put his clothes back as they were, nodded to the concubine, and tiptoed out together.

Then he went to the haystack and threw away the husks, so that his hands could be cleaned. Then turn back to the front hall of Foguang Temple, worship incense in front of the Buddha, bless the Buddha and Bodhisattva with good health, and wait for a good show for a while.