Ninety-nine changes
The demon monk washed it in vain, felt that he was fragrant, and walked out with the wind.
When I saw the concubine who was pretending to be and worshipping in front of the Buddha, she stepped forward to say hello. Put your hands together and bow down: "Amitabha." ”
The concubine also clasped her hands together: "Good mage." ”
Before the words fell, I saw that the demon monk's face suddenly distorted, like twisting a twist, slanting his eyes and crooked mouth, and jumping to his feet!
I squeezed my eyes with the concubine and teleported the little star that had succeeded.
The demon monk trotted a few steps, wanting to run back to the backyard as soon as possible. But it was so itchy that he immediately sat on the ground, and he couldn't care about everyone's eyes, so he took off his shoes and socks directly, and then scratched his feet and scratched them, almost gnawing them!
The concubine whispered in my ear: "If this itchy fruit gets a drop on the body, it can make the six relatives who itch not recognize it, let alone drop so much." ”
I covered my mouth and smiled, then took the winter break and ran up.
"Master Yaga, what's wrong with this all of a sudden?" I tone concerning.
He grinned uncomfortably: "Itchy! Why is it so itchy! ”
"Huh? So weird? I'll show you that. "I took advantage of the situation to observe his toenails.
However, his two little toenails turned out to be vacant......
I looked at it a few more times to make sure I was not mistaken.
And he only cared about scratching, and saw that the fat feet were already red scratches, oozing blood. But he still didn't get rid of the itch, and continued while snorting.
At this time, the concubine came over with two incense candles in her hand: "Master, you are itchy, it seems that you have been hit by Gu poisonous Gu worms, I heard that they are afraid of fire, why not use this incense candle to bake it?" ”
He may have itched his nerves, and rushed to the doctor in a hurry, but he took it one hand.
roasted around the feet, but it didn't work, but fortunately, the fire was poked directly on the soles of the feet.
"Ah!!!!h
He let out a cry of pain and pleasure, and then muttered, "Better, better." ”
All the onlookers were amused by this magical and funny scene.
The three of us were already leaning back and forth, laughing and crying.
The director of the Buddha hall and the two little monks came over at this time and asked anxiously, "What's the matter?" ”
The director of the Buddhist hall, who is also a six-grade person with me, is surnamed He, and she is also a capable woman, usually a little strong. At this moment, he looked nervous, his eyes became softer and softer, and he ordered the two little monks to quickly lift the master and send him back to the room, and called the palace maid to send the medical officer.
The concubine reprimanded: "Medical officer? According to the rules of the palace, those who have no grade have no medical qualifications. Mr. He, this is the first time that he has transgressed the rules? ”
Her eyes were all on the demon monk, and then she realized that there was Zhou Guifei in the crowd. Immediately knelt down and asked Andao: "The concubine is well." Why did you come out without a guard of honor, please forgive the sin of rudeness. ”
The concubine said, "What about you?" Who gave you the courage to call a medical officer for him? If you want to see the disease, let's go out of the palace and see. ”
Manager He explained: "Niangniang, the sage has always been very fond of Master Yaga, and he is presiding over the construction of Ximing Temple. Although there is no grade, there is already a national teacher. ”
The concubine sneered: "This palace doesn't know when my Qianzhou Dynasty had a national teacher, could it be that it was given by General Manager He." Come on, ask the palace maid to get a few pairs of medicine for the mage. As for you, if you first disrespect the palace, and then do something that oversteps your authority, the palace will punish you, and you will kneel for two hours under this day. ”
Then the concubine snorted and flicked her sleeves: "Let's go." ”
Winter Break and I followed and left with a smile.
When she went out, the concubine exclaimed: "It turns out that I used the palace rules to teach people, so proud!" ”
The three of us laughed again.
At dinner, when I saw Ah Qiu at the dinner table, I suddenly found that she seemed to have matured five years old in one day.
His demeanor and demeanor are much more stable and calm than before.
Uh-uh, even the aura that emanates is as if to say: "Sister, I've upgraded it, and now I'm going to fight monsters in the next dungeon, especially to deal with the little rabbit spirit, and use a skill to die a ......"
I fantasized about this scene and couldn't help but be stunned.
My aunt just changed her clothes and sat down, "Where is this sleepwalking?" ”
I quickly came back to my senses, smiled and leaned over to my aunt, and whispered, "The two little toes of Master Nayaga have no nails. Xu was deliberately confiscated by him to cover up his brother's identity. ”
My aunt had a "so it is" expression, smiled again, touched my head and said, "Good boy, today is your rest, and you also used this time to get the information." It turns out that there is any lively scene, and our family is all there. ”
I lowered my eyes, why did my aunt's words sound so strange? Moreover, although her face was smiling, her eyes were not smiling.
Although there are puzzles and doubts. But my aunt's gentleness and care for me were not diminished, and I didn't think much of it.
After breakfast the next day, Ah Qiu took Chinese medicine and took three palace maids to squeeze me in the corner.
He said calmly and calmly: "This Chinese medicine is a course of treatment for seven days, and it is taken twice a day, and from today onwards, I will supervise my sister to take the medicine." ”
My eyes widened, and I had to look up at her due to the height difference.
Her tone was much firmer than before: "I advise you to drink it obediently, otherwise you won't be able to get out of this door today." ”
But in my opinion, this medicine is simply a poison that destroyed my girlhood, and I said no to ten thousand in my heart.
Ah Qiu twisted his eyebrows: "Do you want to drink or not?" ”
I stood at each other and didn't speak.
Then she sighed and said, "Then don't blame your sister for being you." ”
My eyes widened at her, and my pupils wanted to swallow her.
I heard her say, "Come, let me pour this medicine on her!" ”
I started bumping into each other, shouting, "Winter break, winter break, come and save me!" ”
But she has been blocked by birch on the periphery and can't get in.
I screamed and was grabbed and pressed to the ground, some pinched noses, some people pulled heads and mouths, and some pressed hands and feet.
Although he struggled with all his might, he couldn't move, and he couldn't even scream.
Ah Qiu came over with a medicine bowl, scooped the decoction with a silver spoon, and pressed his tongue into my throat. Take a sip, give me a breath of relief, and then take the next sip.
I felt like a fish on a knife to be slaughtered.
After drinking half of the medicine, Ah Qiu saw that the medicine bowl was dissatisfied and would not be easily spilled, so he poured it directly into my mouth with the bowl.
At this moment, I can't stop the medicinal soup by cocking my tongue, and the water is pouring down, and I have no choice but to swallow it. The attempt to break free is nothing more than to let a few drops divert from the corners of the mouth and fall onto the clothes.
"Knock ......"
To others, time may seem short, but to me, it seems like swallowing a reservoir.
When they had finished pouring me, they let go of me and immediately wiped the drops on my face with a handkerchief.
I cried aggrievedly......
Those palace maids hurriedly teased me: "Where is it so serious?" ”
"Where is the medicine that is not bitter?"
I cursed in my heart, what do you know? You don't understand why I don't drink it!
Ah Qiu is energetic again: "Don't coax her!" It is reasonable to have a shortage of medicine. She's not a three-year-old child who is ignorant, she's just deliberately unreasonable. ”
The three palace maids listened to her lecture and dispersed. Only the winter break came to pick me up.
Ah Qiu squatted down and looked at me sobbing and said, "I decided that I still have to talk and count." The night before you said you were going to sell me yesterday, and since I'm still here today, that can only cure your lie. ”
I looked at her, clenching my teeth.
She examined my expression, and still said unhurriedly: "You have also seen who the palace maid in this courtyard is listening to between you and me." Remembering your first offense, give you a choice. Do you lie on my lap and get beaten, or do you seriously apologize to me. Well? ”
I knew that I would lose the wind today, so I pursed my lips, sniffled, lowered my head and had to apologize: "Sister I'm sorry, I shouldn't have deliberately provoked trouble and angered my sister." ”
Ah Qiu nodded: "Okay, I'll just realize that you're not." ”
With that, she got up and left.
He helped me up during the winter break and changed my clothes with me.
I exclaimed, "My aunt taught her how to do it!" Why did my aunt do this? ”
With that, I started crying again.
Winter break said: "How is it possible! The slave and maid see it in their eyes, the adults love you the most! ”
I snorted: "Then why did she suddenly change?" ”
Dong Xiu's bright eyes turned slightly: "The slave and maid estimate it, the adults teach her how to be a person and do things, how to control it, there must be something." Asking her to supervise you to take your medicine should be a test for her. If she can't do such a small thing well, then what should she learn from the mother in charge of the Chengxiang Palace? But then again, thanks to the fact that her grade is higher than that of the little adult, a few girls in the courtyard listened to her. ”
I snorted lightly: "Isn't it just a grade higher than me, what is the spirit." ”
Dong Xiu said: "She is a first-class palace maid, she doesn't have to be on duty at night, she doesn't have chores, she accompanies the lady concubine and does some small things on her behalf." ”
I ate my fingers: "That is to say, my aunt really cultivated her, and it is only a matter of time before she is promoted." ”
Winter break nodded: "Yes." Everyone else is working hard for promotion, but we don't take it seriously every day. ”
"Let's not have arms." I said silently.
In the afternoon, on duty in the study, Zhang Cainu came over with a big belly.
I looked at the emperor, thinking that he had recently been hollowed out by those three peaches, and the whole person was weak. As soon as I saw another one, it was weird, and my face couldn't help but feel bored. Holding the chair handle, he propped himself up, and hugged her lightly: "Why is Guo'er here?" The hotter the day, the more you have to recuperate. ”
Zhang Cainu is a little bit of his brother's sturdiness, the skeleton is not small, but her face is slightly beautiful, and her voice is quite good: "Today, the child in the womb keeps kicking me, the concubine can't help it, and wants to come over in person, and ask him to see how naughty this child is." ”
I suddenly remembered the dream ghost under the cherry tree, and I couldn't help but feel creepy.
If that dream is true, you child will die in the womb and will not survive.
At this time, the two of them were still touching their big bellies, talking and laughing. Who knows, this is actually Bai Xianzhao who was chopped into minced meat. I watched this scene like a horror movie, and gasped.
The emperor asked, "How long will it take to see our children?" ”
Zhang Cainu replied: "There are some in November of the old year, and there are still two months, and the preliminary estimate is at the end of June. ”
The emperor nodded, which pot was not opened, and said: "That is really inseparable from Wu Zhaorong's birth date." ”
Zhang Cainu snorted: "Sage~, you already have the eldest son, the two of us have a child born for you, whoever is the elder brother can do it." ”
The emperor smiled evilly: "Are you so sure that they are all boys? I want a well-behaved little princess. ”
Before Zhang Cainu could answer, a thunderclap suddenly sounded outside.
The hearts of those who were shocked were shocked. Looking out the window, the dark clouds had been overwhelming for a moment, and the speed in the temple had darkened.
"Whatever you say about it these days, it will change." The palace ladies muttered and began to light the lamps.
"Another heavy rain, and the cherry garden should be out of season."
"When these one hundred and eight cherries grow naturally and the fruit is ripe and set, it will be the time for me to be reincarnated."
These two words suddenly came to my mind, repeated like a mantra, over and over again.
Dark thunder rumbled in the sky, and in an instant, lightning flashed and heavy rain poured in. In my ears is the sound of thousands of raindrops shattering, booming and boundless.
Somehow, Zhang Cainu began to moan, and it became more and more intense, rolling from the couch to the ground.
"It hurts, it hurts. Belly, my belly! ”
The emperor was frightened, and his eyes were about to pop out: "Someone! Doctor! Tell the Imperial Doctor! ”
The eunuchs in the inner chamberlain were ordered, and they ran away, and those who went to the Imperial Doctor's Department and those who went to the Department of Medicine were divided into two ways.
The palace maids all poured into the study, carrying Zhang Cainu, who was constantly rolling, to the dormitory.
I looked at her painful state and her blood-red dress, and felt sorry for her.
Is this the purpose of desperately trying to get me to drink "growth pills"? Is bathing in blood considered a normal life?
……
I was in a daze for a long time in the dimly lit study with lightning and thunder.