"What is a psychiatric hospital for?". She raised her face, and her beautiful Danfeng still had tears in her eyes.

"It's just for little cryhouses." Han Baoqiang said. He was the one she would have cried again when she heard this.

However, she wiped away her tears and pouted: "Who loves to cry?" ”

In order to spend more time with her, Han Baoqiang asked his agent to cancel most of the concert arrangements, but the agent was unwilling, but he was forced to agree because he wanted to quit the showbiz.

In fact, all along, he didn't know her identity, let alone where she came from, however, he didn't care, he just wanted to make her happy, so one was trying to make her laugh, as long as she was carefree, it was enough.

Weekend. He took her to see the art exhibition, her slender hand caressed the flowers that were blooming beautifully, and her eyes flashed with watery tranquility, he only said that he was happy, but how did he know that she was about to float with the wind? She doesn't belong here, she still wants to go back, so when the Xiao wind blows, she goes, with a full stomach of reluctance, and leaves this pampered, cared for, and protected her 'Brother Bao' forever, and returns to the Yingbi Red Mansion that does not belong to her, continuing her loneliness.

There is also another brother Bao in the Red Mansion, although he also loves her, but when he heard that he and Baochai tied the knot in Xiaoxi, he couldn't cry anymore, this brother Bao, after all, could not make her get eternal care. Because, he is not mature enough, finally, he was deceived into marrying Baochai, the cave room spent candle night, she burned books and broke the manuscript, in order to break the infatuation, let go, stay, a poignant ending.........

"This self-cleaning comes and goes, and it is forced to stay in the mix." When she still had her last breath, she was so uncomfortable, and suddenly she thought about Han Baoqiang, the 'Brother Bao' who could make her happy all the time and take care of her.

Ye Yipeng shook his head and smiled, he originally asked Lu Yifan to come over, but now that it has been so long, the cases are one after another. It gave him a lot of headaches.

The next hypnosis is no longer the farce of time-traveling, and the girl's thinking pattern is very clear.

More precisely, bizarre.

Qixi Festival, commonly known as Chinese White Day, the old friends in the dormitory all went out to make handsome guys, and I was the only one left, in the corridor, looking up at the bright moon, looking down at the handsome guy! Why is Heaven so unfair?

The moonlight was as white as snow, and I closed my eyes and imagined that group of damn women kissing handsome guys under the romantic moonlight at the moment, and I couldn't get angry! I usually say that there are blessings and hardships, but now the Qixi Festival puts me alone and laments the moon.

I want to die!

On second thought, no! Can't be cheap guys! They have boyfriends who can kiss me and me, why don't I have Shangguan Yaxiao! I am eight buckets tall, beautiful as a fairy, how can a beautiful woman who combines wisdom and beauty not even hook a male creature? It must be that old man who is playing tricks, but how can I find him?

By the way, the two old men of Taishang Laojun and Yue Lao should be quite familiar, can't I go to Taishang Laojun? Haha, Miss Ben is quite smart.

I bought incense and candles and paper money from the commissary. (used to bribe Taishang Laojun), candlestick. A big bell, two coins. Then he made a few talismans on the paper with a watercolor pen, put on our family's special Taoist costumes, dragged out a table from the dormitory, put an incense burner, plugged in and lit four incense sticks, picked up the big bell and shook it in a good way, and recited the words in his mouth: "Heavenly Spirit, Heavenly Spirit, Taishang Laojun will appear soon!" Please give me a handsome guy. ”

Then, I closed my eyes and rattled the bell! After a long time, I dared to open my eyes, and there was really a young man with clear eyebrows and good facial features, soft short hair with natural curls, unfathomable starlight flashing in his eyes, and his lips were full of charm. Give me a handsome guy?

I was ecstatic, but I didn't want that handsome guy to touch my forehead with the back of his hand, and the corners of his mouth were suspicious: "Classmate, you don't have a fever, right?" ”

I almost fainted. After the two of us confronted each other for 9981 seconds, I told him in no uncertain terms that I dared to tell him very seriously in the name of my ancestors for eight generations, that I, no, had a fever!

The handsome guy laughed: "Classmate, just now I passed by your girls' dormitory, and I saw you shaking a bell with your teeth and claws on this floor, I thought that the neuropathy that ran out of the neurological hospital today during the holiday!" He snatched the bell from my hand and wondered, "What's the matter?" It's fun. ”

I was on fire: "Bold! You dare to be disrespectful to Lord Taishang Laojun! I, Shangguan Yaxiao, will never let you go! ”

He suddenly realized, oh oh, it turned out to be the legendary Shangguan Yaxiao of the 5th class of the first year of high school who is known as the first disciple under the throne of Taishang Laojun in our school, who pretends to be a ghost all day long! Haha, if it really lives up to its name, I've seen it!

I'm! How dare you say that I'm pretending to be a ghost! You know, when Miss Ben was 3 years old, on a starless night, there really was a white-haired grandfather who visited her and brought her a red peach. Later, after seeing it on TV, I learned that the old man was likely to be Taishang Laojun.

"You said that Taishang Laojun didn't go to see other children, why did he just go to see me? This shows that he has already acquiesced to me as his apprentice, Buddha Ze, how can Miss Ben grow more and more Peugeot over the years? ”

A certain man named Ace pretended to vomit for a while, just you? Also Peugeot? It seems that there is something wrong with Taishang Laojun's aesthetics.

I punched him in the face with my fist despite my ladylike image, no matter how cool he looked! Who called him insult Taishang Laojun, hum! Then, after packing up the candlesticks, I slammed the door of the dormitory slammed shut, shouting, "You hit me!" You come in and beat me! I have a mobile phone here, and I'm going to sue you for breaking into the girls' dormitory for insulting me. ”

As expected, he was so frightened that he ran away in fear of retreating, too, it was not a glorious thing to attract the onlookers of the police uncle for no reason, probably because he felt that a hero did not suffer immediate losses, although I don't think he was a good man, at best he was a more eye-catching handsome guy.

Taishang Laojun, Taishang Laojun, why can't you just look at me so sincerely believing in you and make a handsome guy for me to play?

I don't know how late the group of dead girls in the dormitory will be in the dormitory that night, because I have been climbed into C early by a certain man to sleep, and then when I arrived at school the next day, I found that the classroom was empty, is it a holiday today? SARS? Or did someone get swine flu? All liberated?

Just when I was full of suspicion, a paw patted me on the shoulder, who? I turned around and was so scared that I almost ran out of my guts!

Where did the national treasure come out?

Ace glared at a pair of black eyes angrily and said, Shangguan Yaxiao, you are embarrassed to say it! What did you say to me yesterday?

"Yesterday?" Oh, I thought to myself, "I was worshipping God last night, and then you came, and then you scolded my master, and then I beat you, and then I went to sleep." ”

A certain man was already eager to eat me, I smirked, who told you to be open-mouthed! If you say that there is a problem with the aesthetic views of the four-eyed snake old class in our class, I will not object.

I saw Ace smacking at me Nunu, what's wrong?

When I looked up, I saw that the old class was blowing his beard and glaring at me with a face that was bigger than a bun! I hurriedly changed my words, "Dear teacher, please don't get me wrong, I'm talking about the old class of the second class." ”

"That's pretty much it." The four-eyed snake looked me up and down, and then let out a heartfelt sigh, "Hold your body! No wonder no man wants it on the night of the Qixi Festival! ”

"What?" Not to mention it, but when it comes to my heart, the strong female vanity does not allow me to admit defeat, "Who said that?" As long as Miss Ben gives an order, I don't know how many handsome guys are willing to give them a hug. ”

"Huh, really?" This old class doesn't believe it, and I'm so angry!

"Hey, then why didn't you go out on a date last night? You know, all the girls in the school, except for you, are now being criticized in the political and educational office! Because they didn't come home last night, and you were the only one in the dormitory who slept until dawn. ”

I really want to say, old class, your eyes are really not ordinary thieves! I know this, but the vanity of women still prompts me to shout at all costs: "Who am I?" I'm the number one disciple of Taishang Laojun, I'm smart and smart, I love cars and cars, who doesn't like me? ”

The old class lifted his glasses: "Classmate, how many times have you watched "The Legend of Sou Shen"?" ”

Dislike! I don't believe it! All right! I'll show you something. I pulled up Ace, who was staying on the side like a dead tree, put my other hand on his shoulder by the way, and said angrily, "Teacher, didn't you say that I don't have a boyfriend?" You see, this one isn't, you know, the reason I didn't go out on a date last night was because we were both in the dorm room...... What about that......" After saying this, I deliberately made a shy appearance, lowered my face and was frugal, with a spring look.

As expected, the old class was enraged: "Shangguan Yaxiao, you, give me to the political and religious punishment station." ”

"It's an honor." I still smiled slightly, and then, taking his hand, "Let's go together, we said we would never be separated for the rest of our lives." I deliberately looked back at the four-eyed snake again, and her bun face was about to explode in an instant.

When I got to a place where no one was, Ace looked at my whole person carefully from beginning to end as if he were seeing me for the first time. I said what are you doing.

He replied, "I see you're not your average psychopath!"

These days when I'm pretending to be a couple with Ace, I suddenly feel like I've taken a big advantage, why? Not only is he handsome, but he also does a lot of housework! For example, cooking, such as washing the floor, every time I bring him to the house, my mother always smiles, as if she is happy to bloom a flower, now it's okay, she is liberated, there is a handsome man to help her relieve all the housework, why not? There are really handsome guys from afar, and they are so happy! She said to me in private, Yaxiao, if you want to marry according to the marriage law, a woman can only get married at the age of 23.

The god enshrined in my house is Taishang Laojun, and there is a special corner with a candlestick, and there are many tributes on the candlestick. Ace took advantage of the opportunity to scrub the candlestick several times to complain to my master Taishang Laojun, saying that Shangguan Ya's little lesbian was bullying, and he was so wronged and wronged. But every time I hear it, I threaten him, if you dare to croak in front of my master again, believe it or not, I will make you more eunuch than a eunuch in the next life?