So he stopped talking, to be exact, he didn't dare to talk nonsense, how to say that sentence, women are not easy to mess with. If you cry, you have to be coaxed by a lollipop; If you're in a hurry, you might pick up a kitchen knife and dance with dragons and phoenixes!

Ace absolutely not

He then asked, "What if I don't do it?" "Will not listen to me, secretly, I warned him that I will be transferring after the second semester of my sophomore year of high school, and I must find a boyfriend to show off in front of those friends, so, I'm sorry, I found you.

I said, you're not going to be my boyfriend, are you? That's fine! I'm going to go to school tomorrow with a loudspeaker and shout that I'm pregnant with your child, and then you're going to have to be responsible for me!" Ha ha!

He was so angry that he shook his fists and threatened to be in front of me, but I knew he was just a paper tiger.

On Sunday afternoon, my parents went out shopping, and I was alone at home playing the Internet Audition, and suddenly I thought that the toilet at home had not been brushed, but I couldn't leave it, so I shouted: "Ace, you go to clean the toilet for me." ”

Ace was washing dishes in the kitchen, and when he heard my strange scream, he was very unhappy: "I haven't cleaned the toilet since I'm so old!" ”

"Everything has a first time!" I smiled and said, "You are so delicate that you can't even brush the toilet!" What will happen in the future? How do you survive in society? If you can't survive, you'll have to be eliminated. "I speak in a set way, and I really have to thank the old class for teaching me well on weekdays.

As expected, he was clearly irritated by my words: "Brush it!" What's the big deal? ”

I'm so happy that I'm going to continue playing my Audition!

After a while, the doorbell rang, originally I wanted to ask Ace to open the door, but considering that Ace is cleaning the toilet, and now socialism advocates equality for everyone, I can't bully people too much, you say yes, right? Okay, I'll open the door!

The door opened, and several middle-aged men in neat bow ties and suits of seven wolves came in proudly, looking around the room as if looking for something.

They asked, "What about Master Ace?"

"Young Master?"

"I heard that Young Master Ace is here with you, he hasn't been home for a few days, and the president misses him very much, so he asked us to come out to find him."

I said, "Are you looking for Ace?" Is he the son of the president? Is there a mistake?

"Of course there is no mistake! He's the only son of the president of RTR, the largest jewelry company in R City? ”

"Ahh I collapsed to the ground, God! O Guanyin Bodhisattva! O God! How so?

At this time, Ace walked out of the bathroom, still carrying a toilet brush, and said in a weird manner: "Stinky woman!" I cleaned the toilet! Check it out! ”

The middle-aged men in suits and collars almost fainted, angry and anxious, and their eyes glared at me fiercely, eager to swallow me into their stomachs: "You dare to ask the only son of the president of RTR to wash the toilet?" ”

Mom, I'm really going to die!

Ace is gone, now, I have to tidy up the room by myself, and I have no place to stand in front of that group of dead friends! What else do I do at school? In two months, I will have a vacation, and when the time comes, I will transfer schools, and I will definitely find a boyfriend, and I suddenly feel like a bad wolf, longing for a handsome guy.

Junxiu, a dead friend, is a bit of a conscience, and introduced me to a senior senior who looks a lot like Korean G star Jung Yoon-ho, he speaks very well, is very tall, and has elegant manners. I don't know why he fell in love with me, he just said that I was special, and he said that he couldn't say what was so special.

Junxiu smiled, Shangguan Yaxiao, this time it's cheap for you! Such a handsome guy, maybe it was really sent to you by your master Taishang Laojun.

However, I still smiled bitterly, and I finally rejected "Jung Yoon-ho" just because, he was not suitable for me, even though he was very good.

I think, Shangguan Yaxiao should be as lonely as the sun, right?

On June 1, 2009, the annual Children's Day, many girls in the class pretended to be tender and said that they wanted to celebrate the holiday.

That day, I didn't go to the evening self-study, just stayed alone in the corridor of the dormitory, tonight's moon is particularly round, I think I am still lonely after all, what I once had, but it is a flower in the moon mirror in the water, I want but can't get it.

There was no one to accompany me, so I put on my robes, put on the candlestick, lit a few sticks of incense, shook the bell, closed my eyes and recited: "Heaven and earth are spiritual, Taishang Laojun will appear soon!" ”

The ringtone is lonely in this lonely night, and I don't know if Taishang Laojun really heard the sound. Perhaps, I will never hear it, but I am just deceiving myself.

The moment I opened my eyes, a miracle appeared that I couldn't even believe-

Ace didn't know where it came from, holding a stick of incense in his hand (note, it's not a rose~), with a mesmerizing smile on the corner of his mouth, he said, stupid woman, are you stupid again?

I couldn't help but smile with tears in my eyes: "Not yet!" You see, Taishang Laojun heard my call, last time I asked him to get me a handsome guy, and I ended up running into you, and now, I pray that you will come back to me soon, you are really back. ”

"Idiot!" He hugged me in his arms domineeringly, there was a special smell in his arms, it was warm, I had never felt it in seventeen years, I pretended to be angry and beat his chest, "You're really bad! You lied to me! ”

"Hehe, didn't I come back? I haven't finished your housework yet, so how can I escape? How will I gain a foothold in society in the future? He actually used this sentence to prevaricate, hehe.

He solemnly placed a ring that sparkled towards a white diamond on my ring finger and said, "Marry me!" I like me! Ace also likes Shangguan Yaxiao! ”

I savagely snatched the ring, don't be in vain.

"Six years from now! I will be 23 years old by then, otherwise I would have falsely accused you of bullying underage women. ”

Hahaha, the smell of happiness filled the dark night, lingering around the two of us, I can clearly feel that this feeling is so real!

Taishang Laojun! You have truly manifested!

Ye Yipeng was obviously impatient to wait, but he couldn't leave.

Fortunately, he is still a relatively patient person.

Women are not bad, men are not loved.

Song Xiaoyi has always firmly believed in this truth, since the Korean drama "My Sassy Girlfriend" was born on a certain day, a certain year, a certain month, and a certain day, the world of traditional women has been changed, taekwondo, and the eighteen palms of men have been reduced...... There are thousands of changes in one move, and the benefits and disadvantages are comparable to the extermination of Lao Ni back then, which caused some innocent men to cry bitterly, and they can't wait to swallow the director of this film alive!

"Tell me, how can you smell of nail polish in your workbook? Who is it for? Say it! Otherwise...... Hum! Song Xiaoyi crossed her hands on her hips, didn't care about her reserved image at all, and blatantly pointed to a homework book stained with nail polish and pointed at Dongfang Ming and shouted.

Dongfang Ming trembled half to death, hiding in the corner and shivering, for a long time, before he said intermittently: "We...... Let's break up, that nail polish...... That's my mom, she has a habit of wearing nail polish, not my girlfriend's. After enduring being her for 9981 days and 8 seconds, she clenched her fists and decided to end his career as her boyfriend. Although at the beginning, when I first came to her, it was in a large supermarket with a bustling crowd, at that time, Dongfang Ming was engrossed in looking at the food on the shelf, and he didn't notice that the small bag in his pocket had already been dug up and his wallet was stolen......

It was the thief that Song Xiaoyi helped catch, and after Dongfang Ming found out that he had lost his wallet, he hurriedly felt the scene of the crime at the speed of Chang'e 7 flying.

The situation at the scene of the crime stunned him, not an ordinary thunderous man......

Song Xiaoyi, who was wearing a miniskirt, pressed one foot on the belly of a young man in his twenties, and the young man obediently taught his wallet, while suffering and regretting: "I really don't have fucking long eyes, I didn't see that your little girl would be a Buddha without a shadow!" ”

At this time, a strange voice sounded, not particularly loud, but it stunned the young man lying on the ground and kneeling and begging for mercy - it turned out that she couldn't help but fart!

From the moment Song Xiaoyi handed over the wallet to Dongfang Ming, the name Song Xiaoyi lived in Dongfang Ming's heart, Dongfang Ming is a traditional Oriental male, mature and charming, a top student of a university, and Song Xiaoyi is the kind of 60 long live, 61 points waste hovering on the edge of the passing line and exam-oriented education, Dongfang Ming smiled slightly, like the rising sun in the afternoon, filled with bright sadness, he stretched out a hand and gave her a dream, he said: "I like you, let's have a relationship!" ”

Song Xiaoyi was so excited by the sudden happiness that she couldn't sleep for several days, the so-called good people have good rewards, probably that's what he said! She knows that Dongfang Ming likes her savagery, today's society is the world of barbarian women, and she Song Xiaoyi is naturally the best among savage girlfriends, since she entered the martial arts academy when she was seven years old, she has now studied for ten years.

The level of the master is not covered!

If life is only as first seen, what is the autumn wind and sad fan?

Nalan Gongzi's words are really sad everywhere! Hearing Dongfang Ming actually say to her that she was going to break up, she felt that the world was thundering!

"Song Xiaoyi, I'm really sorry, we may never be suitable!" After a pause, Dongfang Ming finally said the words that had been held in his heart for a long time, "I can't stand your mysterious and weird appearance, you are always so authoritarian, I decided to leave you and find a gentle girlfriend, my heart can no longer bear your Hedong lion roar, you make me shudder." ”

After saying that, he strode over, picked up a fair-skinned girl and left.

Do people who have fallen out of love have to be sad and unbearable, and drink bitterly?

Song Xiaoyi dragged her extremely tired body, pulled her roommate, and came to the Blue Starry Sky High-end Restaurant, wanting to get drunk!

"Xiaoyi, don't be like this, there is a good saying, there is no grass at the end of the world, why do you spoil yourself like this?" Liu Luyao saw that she raised her wine glass and was about to drink it all, so he hurriedly persuaded her.

"You don't care about me......" she opened her eyes vigorously, this is the fourth cup, "I'm not uncomfortable because he left me, what makes me uncomfortable is that I am so tasteless, Miss Ben is smart and clever, and he can still have a relationship with Miss Ben for ninety-nine eighty-one days, you say, this is not annoying." ”