Chapter 172: Possession of the Dan Eunuch (7)
"Suck it, Brother Yang, after the brother set fire to the firewood room of the 'Yingge Pavilion', he ran to the opposite room to rescue this half of the burnt...... That brother, I obviously saw him running out of the room in a coat, why didn't he see him for a while? Is this a halfway bump into bandits? ”
I saw that Yang Congxun had to finish gnawing on the chicken wings and chicken legs in three or two bites, and then rubbed his oily hands on the placket of the robe, and grinned: "The bandits definitely didn't meet them, but it's almost there...... It's really an eyesore, this kid has bumped into the fire prevention team! ”
Originally, the towns north of the capital were generally dry and short of water, and almost no rivers could flow through the towns, so the residents had to rely on buckets to carry water from the wells in their daily lives.
According to this water supply efficiency, it is impossible to save the fire, and it is Amitabha Buddha who can not burn down half of the city with a fire.
This fire prevention team is a common fire prevention team set up in northern towns to dismantle the easily burning wooden sheds around the fire point before the fire spreads completely, so as to clear a ring of fire control barrier fire mechanism.
In the article "Ventriloquism" written by Lin Tieya (Lin Sihuan, the word Tieya, a native of Jinjiang, Fujian, and a Jinshi in the Shunzhi period), there are both the voices of "force pulling and collapsing" and "dragging the house Xu Xu", which is to describe the fire prevention and rescue team that demolishes the shed and pushes the house.
However, as the saying goes, this 'robbery while the fire is burning' means that once the fire is ignited, people in the vicinity of the fire will often flee with the precious belongings they had in their homes before.
Whenever there is a fire in the city, there will always be some lawbreakers around the fire site who rob and rob in the name of firefighting.
It is precisely for this reason that in addition to the duty of cleaning up the fire isolation zone, the fire prevention and firefighting team can also be cut off on the spot, and all the lawbreakers who appear in the fire scene can be captured by thunderbolt means; After the fire subsides, it will be handed over to the official master for unified distribution.
This deserves the bad luck of the old ghost who possessed Xu Shaoyou: if it was an ordinary person, the firefighting team might wave his hand and drive away; But those who ran out of the 'Yingge Pavilion' in a panic, are there ordinary people? How is it that there is no oil and water to be fished out of such people?
So, the possessed old ghost was detained by the fire prevention and fire brigade who hurried to the 'Yingge Pavilion' as a thief who took advantage of the fire to rob.
"Look at you, you roe deer rat doesn't look like a good person! Now that the night is dark, why don't you sleep peacefully on your kang, but appear near this fire in disheveled clothes? Didn't you fall in love with the property of Li Siniang of the 'Yingge Pavilion'? …… Go aside! Your grandfather Chen is now busy leading the team to fight the fire, and he has no time to take care of you, a thief. Left and right, tied with me with a rope, and after the old man Zhang gets up and ascends to the hall tomorrow morning, he will be handed over to the master for interrogation! ”
In fact, Chen Bantou, who led the fire prevention team, knew early on that this possessed old ghost must have been wronged by himself, but if he didn't scare him like this, how could he squeeze oil and water out of him?
Sure enough, after talking about this scene, the old ghost knew that he was destined to commit the White Tiger today, and he didn't dredge this Chen Bantou with some blood, and he was afraid that he would be sad to pass this pass, so he had to sigh and reach into his arms, and took out a handful of copper coins and handed them to the Chen team: "Master, the villain really doesn't have money tonight, and now there are only a few pieces of money left from the 'Yingge Pavilion' Mother Li's mother. ”
As soon as Chen Bantou saw that the possessed old ghost only took out a handful of money used in the courtyard, his face sank: "This guy is clever and intent on prevaricating the official!" This money cannot be purchased and used in the bazaar, how can anyone carry a bag of money to go out? Why don't you go out and look for the 'Yingge Pavilion' account office to exchange the money for money? In our opinion, this guy is not a good person, and most of this money is stolen from the cabinet of the 'Yingge Pavilion' by taking advantage of the chaos. Looking at this swaying robe that doesn't fit at all (I ran in a hurry, I didn't have a padded jacket inside), eighty percent of this coat is also a thief who came with him...... Come on, peel off the coat on this guy and blast it away! ”
No wonder Chen Bantou would behave like this, you must know that the money in the hands of the bustard mother in this line is anonymous, and how much silver can be exchanged for a penny is all decided by the bustard mother.
Therefore, most people will change hands after a night of Gaole and then exchange the rest of the money in their pockets for the original price back to the silver...... If it is delayed, the bustard mother is afraid that she will be confused.
At present, there has just been a fire in this 'Yingge Pavilion', and the bustard's mother Li is the season when she hates the fire in her eyes, and when she is looking for fault everywhere to make up for the shortfall, how can she easily redeem the silver?
At this time, Chen Bantou came to the door with a handful of money, afraid that Mother Li would be coquettish when she saw her: "Oh, my ruthless master, I don't know how to take care of the slave family's water when the water is gone, but a few broken copper plates, how about giving them to the slave family?" Why don't you find a few flowery sisters to accompany you? ”
Seeing that the duck in his beak flew again, Chen Bantou suddenly felt itchy teeth: "Peel off the coat on this guy's body!" ”
I heard the soldiers of the fire prevention and firefighting team around me coax and agree, and then they hugged up, and they had to peel the old ghost like a white chicken.
Although the old ghost is not afraid of Yang Congxun and Hu San's soul exorcism skills, he has not learned the slightest bit of fur martial arts, how can he be the wolf-like and tiger-like opponent of the thirteenth and fourteenth under Chen Bantou? I could only hold my arms in my hands with hatred, and I trembled and left.
"It's even better! Originally, I wanted to find some excuse and arch the fire of this old ghost upwards...... If we push the door later, we'll be busy. ”
While speaking, the old ghost attached to Xu Shaoyou walked outside the door of the Xu family's small courtyard, raised his bare leg, and kicked down the two closed courtyard doors: "The old immortal coffin, don't you see that the master is naked?" Why don't you hurry up and take out your clothes, and then boil a pot of hot ginger soup to drive away the cold...... It's really frozen, be careful that no descendants will give you a pension! ”
At this time, I saw a flash of blue light at the top of the wooden door, and then this old ghost who was attached to the door held his right leg and screamed as if killing a pig!
"Yawn, which one shouted so loudly and disturbed the Dao Ye's Yaxing admiring the moon? Yo, isn't this Xu Ye? Are you so excited to come out to admire the moon? Which one is this slick singing today? ”
"Suck it, Brother Yang, according to my brother, Xu Ye must be singing "Lotus Falling" (the praise sung by beggars when they beg), you see that the thighs are black and green, eighty percent of them are stinged by some poisonous insects, and they want to get a disabled person to beg for money...... Master Xu, you are really willing to put down your capital, this hand is high! ”
I saw Yang Congxun grinning and stepping forward, pulling out his sword and poking the black centipede that was writhing on the ground, and holding it up in front of the possessed old ghost: "Oh, my Xu Ye, which grave hole are you looking for the 'corpse centipede'?" Look at the back cover (back armor) that nourishes the pus and blood of the corpse, all of them are blue! ”
At this time, I heard Xu Shaoyou, who was holding his thighs and screaming on the ground, opened his mouth and scolded loudly: "It's you two crazy people again!" Grandpa just wants to borrow his Xu Shaoyou's body to have fun for seventeen or eighteen years, and when he is comfortable enough, grandpa will leave by himself. But you two madmen, you'd rather poison his son with a 'corpse centipede' than ruin your grandfather's good deeds...... Okay, count you ruthless! Grandpa is gone! ”
After speaking, Xu Shaoyou suddenly kicked his legs, and his eyes were white and he passed out.