Seeing Xu Shaoyou rolling his eyes and foaming at the mouth and fainting, Yang Congxun hurriedly threw the 'corpse centipede' on the tip of the sword to the ground and stepped into a pulp, and then bent down to observe this person's heavenly court.

(The Heavenly Court is located in the middle of the eyebrows, and Xiangfa believes that this is the life fire of the human body, and those who are proficient in the Xiang Law can judge whether a person is violated by evil spirits by whether the life fire is strong or not.) ）

At this moment, a middle-aged man in a slanted shirt and a crooked beard suddenly rushed out from behind Yang Congxun: "Oh, my son, you, what's wrong with you?" …… Surnamed Yang, what did you do to my son?! ”

It turned out to be the Xu Shaoxian who was telling stories in the teahouse!

Let's go back two hours ago.

Just after Yang Congxun and the little fox slammed the door in frustration, Xu Shaoyou, who was possessed by the old ghost, turned around and began to scold Xu Shaoyun, who was still bleeding with his palms, and ordered him to go out quickly to buy meat and wine for himself.

Helpless, Xu Shaoxian could only tremble and pick up the broken silver that Yang Congxun threw on the ground before leaving, trotted all the way to a pharmacy in the alley next door, ransomed a bottle of white medicine for knife wounds and poured it on the wound indiscriminately, and took care with the doctor, asked for a clean bandage, and hastily bandaged the two deep wounds in the palms of both hands.

After all this, Xu Shaoxian hurriedly ran to a nearby workshop selling cooked meat sauce and marinade, first cut half of his elbow, and made a pot of soju, and then rushed home non-stop.

However, even so, the possessed old ghost still thought that he came back late, and he had to lose his temper by smashing dishes and bowls, and scolded Xu Shaoxian again and again for not taking him seriously, and deliberately trying to find fault and starve himself.

After that, the old ghost also threatened Xu Shaoxian with a vicious voice, saying that if he dared to be cautious in front of it in the future, he would go to the 'Yingge Pavilion' every day to be happy even if he didn't eat.

Anyway, it's not your own body if you're really hungry, and when this Xu Shaoyou can't give birth to a son in the future, so that the Xu family will be ruined, then you Xu Shaoyou will know how powerful.

After speaking, the possessed old ghost threw the dishes and chopsticks in his hand to the table, shook his hand and pushed the door with his nostrils facing the sky.

But Xu Shaoxian saw that the possessed ghost went with his son's body, first sat on the threshold, sobbed and wiped his tears for a while, and then stood up and sighed so much that he hastily cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, took off his clothes and lay down on the kang.

However, Xu Shaoxian because the wound on his palms was too sloppy, and as soon as he calmed down at the moment, he felt that the wound was painful and itchy, and he couldn't fall asleep.

At this moment, Xu Shaowei suddenly heard his son shouting angrily from outside the courtyard gate: "The coffin of the old immortal ......"

Seeing that his son had to go and return unusually, Xu Shaoyan was suddenly startled, and muttered in his heart: "Isn't it full tonight in the 'Yingge Pavilion', this old ghost went late and didn't have a girl to accompany him, so he scolded and came back?" What if this anger is taken out on me again? ”

It was precisely because of Xu Shao's suspicion that the action of getting up and dressing was a beat slower.

However, just when Xu Shaoxian was fighting between heaven and man, a scream from his son suddenly changed his tone outside the courtyard gate.

At this time, Xu Shaoyan couldn't think about anything else, so he put a pair of single pants and a cotton robe on his body indiscriminately, and got out of bed to find shoes and go out.

When Xu Shaoxian stumbled open the hidden courtyard door, he happened to see his son lying naked on the ground by the moonlight, and the Taoist priest surnamed Yang, who promised to come to his son to exorcise evil spirits and see a doctor in the teahouse during the day, was squatting beside his son, leaning over and putting his head on his son's face.

Speaking of which, Yang Congxun is really unlucky.

In a situation like tonight, if you leave it in an ordinary person's house, you must first think in your heart: "When my son is just gone, this garment is well dressed; But after a short time of getting dressed and opening the door, where did his clothes go? ”

But anyone who can turn such a thought in his heart in advance will not happen next, but he can't stand this storyteller...... He's wild!

It turned out that in order to purify the atmosphere of the entertainment industry at that time, the imperial court strictly forbade folk artists to stage three vulgar scripts such as "Golden Vase Plum" that involved the love affair between men and women.

However, 'playing Xianggong', the court doesn't care......

Therefore, at that time, there were many scripts dedicated to describing the special feelings between men and men, such as 'Xing Dong Xian mourns the ...... of the emperor', 'Mi Zi flawed...... Bite peach','An Lingjun...... Will Longyang', it's all such a mess.

What, you ask me why I didn't write all the names in the book?

Jokes, who is it to really write all the sealed chapters? Write only half like this, and you can still have more words in the water.

What is the most common thing a storyteller does when he is not on stage? Naturally, it is familiar with the words that have been fashionable recently...... Regardless of the content of this book, anyway, those tea guests in the audience love to listen, don't take advantage of the crowd to come to two jokes that can take people, how can you stay with guests and ask for money later?

Therefore, as soon as Xu Shaoxian saw his son lying naked on the ground, he immediately thought crookedly, and stepped forward to push Yang Congxun, who was carefully checking Xu Shaoyou's Heavenly Court's life, to the side.

This angered the little fox who was standing aside and waiting to watch the show: "Okay, you Xu Shaoxian!" Our brothers have worked hard for a day for your son's affairs, and a little money has not been seen, not to mention, Brother Yang also gave you two pieces of broken silver to create medicine! Now you still dare to push Engong to a stumbling block? Eat your Hu Ye's fart first, and then talk about the rest! ”

In this way, the little fox Hu San took an arrow step and ran to the head of Xu Shaoxian, who was holding his own child's head and shaking and crying, and then his tail pouted, and he released a cloud of yellow smoke with a 'squeak', enveloping the two heads of the Xu family father and son together.

I only heard Xu Shaoyan let out a frightened scream, and then there were vomiting sounds one after another from the yellow smoke.

"Hey, the third brother can't be rude! Mr. Xu, you're not hurt, are you? ”

Thanks to Yang Congxun, after all, he had practiced martial arts with Qingyangzi on Kunyu Mountain for three years, although he was pushed by Xu Shaoyun without defense, and just stumbled two steps, and this game was firmly grounded.

I saw Yang Cong follow him to cover his nose with one hand, and lean forward with the other hand, and dragged Xu Shaoxian, who was full of dirt, out of the yellow smoke made by Hu San.

However, the strange thing is that although this Xu Shaoxian was dragged out, the sound of vomiting kept coming from the yellow smoke.

Seeing this situation, Yang Congxun was stunned at first, and then his face showed joy: "It's okay now, now Ling Lang can be regarded as sober." ”