"...... you?"

The two in front of them,

One man and one woman,

One fat and one thin,

The man's fat head and big ears are rich,

Inch hair style, cheeks plump and cute,

The eyes are bigger than the broad beans...... But it is also limited,

The white short-sleeved bulging was propped up by his pork,

Black baggy pants,

With a gray coat in his hand,

Although the outer garment has been removed......

But his forehead was sweating with heat,

Confirmed the eyes...... This is a fat boy~

The women are thin and weak, slender and slender,

Emerald green flower pattern trousers

Bun up,

Silver earrings hanging from earlobes,

The woman looks dignified and quiet,

It's just that I have a little bucktooth when I laugh~

Again?

Fan Qiongdan looked tired,

"What do you two ask for?"

"Aunt Cane~" The fat man said writhingly, "You know, my wife has been dead for several years, uh...... So I want to ask for another wife......" He looked at the woman beside him, who bowed her head and said nothing, just smiled lightly.

The fat man continued, "But she pays attention to old etiquette, and she says that she has to ask my underground wife first." ”

"Ahh You're here to ask rice! Fan Qiongdan's expression was very depressed.

The so-called "ask rice",

Originated in the ancient country of the East,

It is a spell that combines the spirits of deceased relatives and friends with family members.

Through the medium of the goddess, the ghosts of the underworld are brought to the yang world,

Then the ghost possessed the goddess,

Then talk to the people of the yang world.

Because white rice is placed next to this ceremony, it is called 'asking rice'.

emm……

Put a rice and ask for it......

If you put the Olympics...... Oreo~

Isn't it called 'Ask the Cookie'?

By the way, in the anime "Psychic King", the "descendant" used by Anayama is "Ask Rice", which is a childhood memory...... It's a little unpleasant, it's a little weak to set Bruce Lee in it......

Ask Mi to be possessed by the ghosts of relatives,

Especially possessed by dead women,

If you suddenly ask for an impromptu wrestling match......

Then there is a service charge for this trip!

Fan Qiongdan thought of this and hurriedly refused, "I don't want to do such a thing as asking rice!" It's easy to have an accident, and when the time comes, you won't be able to control it...... If your wife gets on me and refuses to leave, who knows if you will take advantage of me! ”

"How so?" The fat man looked at his girl, the two looked at each other and smiled, and pleaded together, "Aunt Cane, you can help you." ”

Fan Qiongdan exhaled,

Reluctantly agreed,

"Okay, I'll accept you this time."

In the slightly dark environment of the inner room,

On a square wooden table there are three bowls of raw rice,

There needs to be an egg standing on every bowl of raw rice.

Next to the bowl put a fan with its tail cut off,

There is a black porcelain bowl standing on the fan,

There is water in the bowl and a willow branch,

These are the rules for asking rice......

In front of the bowl is a small stove,

The fat man and the woman sat quietly on one side,

Seriously looking at Fan Qiongdan's operation,

She respectfully inserted a lit incense stick into the furnace,

Fan Qiongdan quickly entered the state after sitting down,

She trembled as she banged on the table,

"Ahh~"

"The sky is firm~ the earth spirit spirit ~ Aunt Cane now respects ......"

"Huh?" Fan Qiongdan was puzzled, "Hey, your wife's name is Baa?" ”

"Ah~" The fat man smiled, "Guan Li Pi's ah! ”

Fan Qiongdan was furious, "It's my business!" You scold me? ”

"Oh, you're misleading."

"Misunderstanding?"

The fat man explained, "My surname is Guan, and my wife's name is Li Pi, so it's Guan Li Pi." ”

"Oh......" Fan Qiongdan suddenly realized, and whispered, "I understand, I understand, that's it...... It sounds twisted. ”

"Go on!"

"The sky is firm~ the earth spirit is the spirit of the earth~ Aunt Cane now respectfully invites Guan Li Pi to come up! Ask you, your husband wants to have another wife, okay~"

Fan Qiongdan banged on the table while trembling,

The frequency of facial shaking is increasing,

Until the last head hit the table......

This time the fluctuations finally stopped.

"Ah——!h

Take a long breath!

When Fan Qiongdan straightened his face again,

The corners of his mouth are crooked and more dragon kings than the god of war!

"Oh roar!"

The fat man surnamed Guan was happy, "By the way, this is my wife, I miss her crooked mouth the most!" ”

The woman nodded in surprise after hearing this, "Aunt Cane really has the ability!" ”

Fan Qiongdan crooked his mouth and spoke,

The voice has changed to another woman,

Not bad...... This is the voice of Lippi,

"Dead ghost, you haven't come to visit me for so long!"

At this time, Aunt Sue is not Fan Qiongdan, she is now Li Pi!

The fat man surnamed Guan held Li Pi's hand and revealed his true feelings,

"Wife, you also know that I am very busy every day."

Li Pi pulled away his hand and said angrily, "Aren't you busy today?" ”

The fat man surnamed Guan smiled and said, "I actually have something to discuss with you when I invite you to come up this time." ”

"Ahh Lippi was a little impatient.

The fat man said cowardly, "Wife, you know, you have been gone for several years...... I've been sleeping alone for the past few years, and I want to ...... I want to get another wife. ”

"So~" The fat man pushed down the woman next to him, "I'll bring her to meet you." ”

"Shhh Li Pi gasped, and then became very indifferent, "That's it?" ”

"Yes," said ...... fat man, looking at the woman, "you hurry up and call someone." ”

The woman nodded obediently, "Sister Pi is good." ”

"Hmm!" Li Pi nodded, "After so many years, it should be, okay, you are allowed to get married!" ”

"Good, good! Thank you, wife! Here we go. ”

"Hehe, thank you Sister Pi for your success!"

Drop a sum of money,

The fat man put his arms around the woman,

The two left with a smile.

Fan Qiongdan instantly cured his crooked mouth disease,

Staring at the water surface in the black porcelain bowl beside him, he frowned and said nothing,

A woman with a crooked mouth suddenly appeared in the water,

The woman has a simple appearance and a sad expression......

Because of crooked mouths...... That's why I can see her particularly pronounced buckteeth.

"Are you sure you don't want to look at him?" Fan Qiongdan said.

"It's okay, I'm a dead ghost of the ancients, let him go, thank you, Aunt Cane." Lippi paused and asked, "How is he doing?" ”

"Fat and fat, life should be good."

"That's good."

"Rest assured, he hasn't forgotten you...... The new daughter-in-law is also a ...... with buckteeth."

"yes, hehe."

Looking at each other and smiling, Li Pi's figure gradually dissipated into the water waves.

Fan Qiongdan sighed,

just smiled helplessly,

I have seen too much of the pain of yin and yang.

Meanwhile......

The small broken tricycle has been parked outside,

Shen Lang followed Qiusheng's steps to Aunt Sue's house,

Both of them are holding bamboo baskets in their hands.

Inside the bamboo basket is naturally the spirit babies~

Follow the actions of Autumn Birth,

Shen Lang came from the wooden steps,

Qiusheng said with a smile in front,

"Aunt Cane, business is good today, I just saw the guest walk out with a smile. Hey? Why do you seem to be a little unhappy? ”

Shen Lang stood in the distance with a bamboo basket in his hand,

Looking at Aunt Cane's appearance...... A little surprised,

Nani? When is it time to change actors!

I remember that Aunt Sue was not played by Wu Junru and Sister Wu?

How...... How did you become Fan Qiongdan!!