338 scumbag and dumb

The four-eyed man has a big horse face,

Wearing a gray boy's jumpsuit,

Glasses with round rims and black rimmed,

His eyes were dumbfounded......

It seems that his eyes are fascinated by something...... Maybe it's eye droppings...... Maybe it's a demon......

After listening to Huixiang's request,

Fan Qiongdan nodded solemnly,

"I didn't come home overnight, and when I came back in the morning, I changed my appearance."

looked at Xiao Siyan, "Heh, it looks quite serious, let me take a look." ”

Branch out of Meguma went to the side,

Fan Qiongdan dragged Xiao Siyan's arm and walked to the side,

Is a mortal ever fascinated by dirty things,

With the skills of Aunt Cane,

Nature can be seen through at a glance,

Fan Qiongdan deliberately pinched the man's arm and asked,

"Don't pretend to be garlic with me, you stinky boy! Tell me the truth! Where the hell did you fool around last night! ”

Seeing the little four-eyed branches,

Fan Qiongdan pinched harder this time,

Xiao Si's eyes grinned in pain and hurriedly told the truth,

"Don't pinch, it hurts...... Aunt Cane, last night...... I went to find Xiaocui in Ruyiju. ”

He paused and explained, "Think about it, if I don't come up with this idea and scare my wife so much, how can I get past it." ”

Fan Qiongdan rolled her eyes, "So what do you want?" ”

"Help~" Little Four-Eyed begged, "You don't want our husband and wife to be at odds~"

"Do you want me to play with you?"

"Yes, yes."

sneered in my heart,

Fan Qiongdan turned his face and looked at Huixiang with a smile,

"Oh, it's terrible, Huixiang, your husband is ...... It's really an evil ghost. "The voice is like a professional announcer~

Huixiang's face was full of anxiety, "What can I do then?" ”

"It's okay...... Fan Qiongdan smiled brightly, "Exorcism and curing ghosts is my aunt's old business, ha, look at my ...... Exorcism and ghost fist! ”

Speaking of which,

Fan Qiongdan turned around and slammed his lower fist into the stomach of the four eyes,

"Poof......" The stomach water in the little four's eyes squirted out!

"Aunt Cane has arrived! Cow ghost snake god get out of here! ”

Fan Qiongdan punched out,

A punch hit the chest,

"Hmph, hey, I'll beat you up for a merry ghost!"

"Ah——!h The man screamed.

Two hooks landed on the cheek,

"Hmph, hey, I'll beat you scumbag!"

"Ahhh......h A serial scream of a man.

Fan Qiongdan locked the man's arm with both hands,

Knock the other person to the ground,

Then there was a flurry of punches and kicks,

"I'm doing harm to the people!"

The man was in pain, "Ah...... You're ...... Ah, you are a communiqué vendetta...... Aunt Cane don't fight, Aunt Cane spares her life. ”

The little four-eyed body is tortured,

The face was also smeared with incense plaster,

How dirty it is.

Fan Qiongdan hugged his shoulders and smiled, "Hehe, you merry ghost, you just owe a lesson." ”

Hui Xiang was puzzled, "Aunt Cane, is it a pervert attached to my husband!" Her expression changed slightly, "But he didn't invite wrestling today." ”

"That's not what you meant, you misunderstood." Fan Qiongdan explained, "I mean, your husband is a pervert, and he was in Ruyiju Xiaocui's room last night." ”

"Ahh Megumi was stunned.

"Aunt Cane, you!"

"Wife, don't listen to this old virgin!"

"She's trying to stir up a relationship between us!"

The little four-eyed screamed,

got up and planned to compare with Aunt Cane twice,

As a result, Meguma flashed from the side,

The round fist is like a speeding train,

'Bang! 'The great force slammed on the face of the four eyes,

The bridge of the nose was smashed by this angry punch,

By the way, the glasses are also cracked and shredded......

After that, Xiao Siyan was not lightly educated by his daughter-in-law, walked in, and went out lying down......

"Aunt Cane! Thank you! "Megumi is satisfied.

"They're all sisters, as they should be." Fan Qiongdan smiled.

The two looked at the half-dead little four eyes lying on the ground and spat at the same time, "Phew, scumbag!" ”

Received a repair fee,

Aunt Sue smiled and sent away Huixiang and the two,

With the lessons of this time,

Presumably, the little four eyes will not dare to mess around in the future.

The front foot just sent away this 'loving' couple,

A man and a woman came from the doorway......

Fan Qiongdan's expression was gloomy, "Why is business so good today?" ”

The woman was wearing a dark blue one-piece cheongsam, air bangs, short hair, and a pair of pearl earrings that were particularly dazzling, looking at a woman who was already forty or fifty years old, but ...... The dress is very exquisite, so the charm is still there.

The woman was holding a young man beside her, looking like he was in his twenties, with three-seven hair, crooked mouth and slanted eyes, dressed in black and white clothes and black laces...... Thief eyebrows and rat eyes......

The woman hurriedly walked in, "Aunt Cane, oops, Aunt Cane!" As she spoke, she had to stop the man from rushing into the inner room, "Stop!" ”

"How?" Fan Qiongdan was slightly puzzled.

The woman smiled bitterly, "Aunt Cane, let's be honest, my sons are all in their twenties, and they can't even call 'Mommy' until now, I hope you can help me heal him." ”

Something like this...... Congenital language disorder? Or is there a problem with articulate?

"And this kind of thing?" Fan Qiongdan asked, "Then what will he do?" ”

Man...... Let's call it dumb...... Dumb smiled, picked up from below with his hand, which was smaller than a woman, and was about to pounce on Fan Qiongdan's buttocks......

Fortunately, there is vigilance,

Fan Qiongdan waved his hand to stop Dumb's attack,

"Why is he like this!" The tone is a little angry!

The woman explained sadly, "I'm sorry, please don't annoy him, that's all he'......"

"Eh~~hey~Bobo~Bobo~" Dumb looked at Fan Qiongdan's clothes obscenely, and the two claws kept pinching and grabbing the air, "Hey, Bobo~"

"Bon! Bo you are big! ”

Fan Qiongdan angrily slapped Dumb's hand away,

At this time, it has already reacted,

She said angrily,

"He's not sick at all, he's just idiot, why don't you take him to the doctor!"

"Oops~" The woman said helplessly, "We have seen all doctors, but we can't see it well, I want to put him next to the Queen Mother for a few days, do you think it will get better?" Please, Aunt Cane, can you help? ”

It's not easy...... Why should women be embarrassed by women......

Fan Qiongdan thought for a while and said, "Okay, then you can pick him up in three days." ”

"Okay...... Thank you......! ”

A thousand thanks to the woman,

gave a boarding fee,

Then he turned and walked away.

Hold Dumb's hand,

Fan Qiongdan sighed helplessly,

led the imbecile to the kitchen......

"Rou!"

"Bobo!"

"Vigorous Rou!"

"Bobobo!"

Men and women alike are sweaty!

I saw that Dumb's expression was ecstatic, extremely excited, and he pressed his hands on the soft ...... On the dough!

That's right......

He's desperately grabbing the dough and desperately soft dough,

It's as if these are his enemies!

It was strange and stuffy in the kitchen, Fan Qiongdan waved his hand and fanned himself, "Whew, it's done, you...... It's just that the desire is too heavy, and when you are soft and greasy, and you are done venting, you will speak normally. ”

"Alright, you can continue to be here......"

"Glass ——!"

Fan Qiongdan walked out while moving her body, "Woo, I'm so tired." ”

The footsteps suddenly stopped,

for there are guests in the house,

It's still a combination of a man and a woman......