"Holy! Can you two do it all the time! Can't the gods talk all day long, and they can't open the door to speak? I'm really fed up, everyone is like this, and everything happens like a heavenly machine that can't be revealed! ”

Maybe it was because my voice was louder, and because I looked really excited, both of them actually paid attention to me for a while.

Cui Yu and Zhong Kui both frowned, the corners of their mouths trembled slightly, and they looked at me quietly as if they were looking at fools.

Don't blame me for being heavy-tasted, it's just that the expressions of these two people are too synchronized.

If you record it with a camera, you will find that the expressions of these two people are not bad to the same frame, and the only difference may be that the two people look different.

Although my heart was full of resentment, these two people just looked at me quietly, without saying a word, the atmosphere suddenly became a little weird, how to say, it just made people feel very uncomfortable.

"Damn, don't speak again, what are the four major judges of the underworld, what is Cui Yu Zhong Kui! It's like a psychopath! I cursed in my heart when I was upset.

Actually, I don't blame them for scolding, if someone were in the same situation as me, I dare say he would be the same as me.

It's like watching one, from beginning to end, all kinds of pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, a foot and a monster, a punch and a man emperor and holy son, it's very cool to watch, but when you get to a wonderful place, you will always dig some huge pits, and then the author is a red-haired monster, writing a book to dig or bury, big and small are all pits, readers step on a quasi, fall into it and can't get up.

Do you think those readers can be happy like this?

Can this blame others for cursing him for his ominous old age?

And I feel this way now, life in the world, it is supposed to be happy with enmity, and living to understand that is called life. But in my experience in the past ten years, for as long as I can remember, I feel that the most frequent sentence is: "Don't say it, don't say it!" ”

"TNND, there's something you can't say!"

I get irritated when I think about it!

Me: (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻

Don't say what you want to do, go to the special underworld, go to the special Lord of Hades!

It's really not a good feeling to be shrouded in mystery.

When I was scolding the two judges in circles, it was the sloppy ghost Zhong Kui who responded to my words.

"Hahaha, you kid has a pretty dry temper!" Zhong Kui touched his greasy beard and laughed.

And I looked at the beard that could almost squeeze out oil, and I couldn't help but shiver, and my heart was disgusted.

"This beard is really well maintained, and if you have nothing to do, you can put oil on it."

"I'll tell you the truth, we didn't mean to play dumb riddles with you, some things are too involved, and a small judge like us is not capable of getting involved in this kind of thing." Cui Yu, who was standing above the lobby, spoke, but when he spoke, I felt even more grassy. Eggs.

Is there a difference between saying this and not saying it?

I'm crazy in the bottom of my heart.

Zhong Kui didn't know where to find a chicken leg, sat at the door and gnawed it like this, and shouted while gnawing on it: "Lao Cui's meaning is very clear, that is, to tell you, it is impossible for you to get any useful information from the two of us." First, we know very little. Second, although we are in the underworld, it does not mean that we will not die, you should know that the soul of the people in the yang world will come to the underworld after death, and after receiving punishment, they will enter reincarnation. But there is another situation of death, if the soul is annihilated in the underworld, it is 'dead' in the real sense, even if you think that a judge with divine power like us has something to do with you, it will end up in a state of disillusionment. So, in order to save your life, you just keep whining. ”

For Zhong Kui's words, I have a point in my heart, after all, after all kinds of brainwashing by the master, we also know that our identity is extraordinary, and those words just now are just to express the dissatisfaction in our hearts.

Men, there are always a few days in a month when their temper becomes more capricious.

Compared to this, I actually care more about where the chicken leg in Zhong Kui's hand came from.

I didn't pay attention just now, this guy casually took out a chicken leg, and this chicken leg is still a thief, and it looks like it weighs at least a dozen pounds.

What chicken has legs that big? My head is full of question marks.

It can't be an ostrich leg!

Well! I think it's very likely!

But where did this guy come from? He doesn't have a place to hide?

After some thought, I finally came down to mystical forces as the answer to this question. Zhong Kui is also a big judge, how can he not have two brushes?

"Alright, since that's the case, then I'll continue with the trial just now!" Cui Yu glanced at Zhong Kui, who was sitting on the door frame and gnawing on chicken legs, with disgust, then looked at me, and then said.

"Lao Cui, don't worry about me, I'm just a watcher, you continue! You continue! Zhong Kui didn't care about his image at all, he was gnawing and gnawing on his big chicken legs, his face was full of oil, and he was not tired of it.

The chief judge didn't pay attention to this sloppy ghost, but just looked at me calmly and said, "Actually, I don't have enough right to judge you, I should hand you over to King Qin Guang." However, some things have happened in the underworld recently, and the Ten Palaces Yama are busy dealing with these things, so now you are judged by me. ”

I pursed my mouth to express my disdain, thinking to myself, even if those Ten Hall Yamas come, what if they come, anyway, they can't die horizontally, people are hanging to the sky, and they are afraid of a ball.

"I know what you're thinking, but I can tell you very clearly, you can't die, in this underworld, I'm afraid no one dares to take your life, but you broke into the underworld as a person from the yang world, this crime can't just be brushed aside, so, waiting for you will be a period of imprisonment, if this short time, your physical body dies in the underworld, then congratulations, we will become neighbors in the future."

As soon as Cui Yu said this, my heart suddenly became nervous, even if my soul will not disappear, but this physical body has not yet reached the point where King Kong is not bad, not to mention anything else, there is no food in the yang world in this underworld, and hunger can starve us to death.

Although Zhou Chuanyin on the side couldn't move, he could still hear Cui Yu's words.

Hearing that he might be imprisoned in the underworld, this guy was about to explode in an instant, just look at his eyes that were about to burst out.

Naturally, I also noticed Zhou Chuanyin's strange appearance, if this guy could move, he would definitely pounce on me and hug my thigh, and then said with teary eyes: "Big brother, didn't you promise me to take me to the kiln, now that the kiln is not completed, I am going to be finished, hurry up and think of a way!" ”