Chapter 168: Playing a Dumb Riddle?
"Zhong Kui?"
Hearing Judge Cui's words, I turned around and saw a figure walking in.
No! This can only be barely considered a person.
The moment I saw this figure, this thought came to my mind.
As for why I have such thoughts, I will find out next.
The next moment, I finally saw the face of the person who came.
"Oh my God! Believe me, your mother will definitely cry! ”
Why do you cry? It's not that he's handsome, it's because he's so ugly!
At this moment, the image of Zhong Kui in my heart completely collapsed, and there was not even a bit of slag. The image I saw on the TV series before is really countless times better than the person in front of me, who doesn't brag or boast.
I don't even know what words to use to describe this man's appearance.
The length of the beard was almost as long as someone else's hair, and probably because the beard was so long, the dark and thick beard was curvy and radially spread out all around, and it looked messy, and I had no doubt that the smell of this mass of beard could smoke people to death.
The skin on the face is black and red, which also makes the face look extremely greasy, and what is even more terrifying is that the forehead protrudes above is a huddled wrinkle, and below is a thick eyebrows that are about to be connected.
The two eyes were like copper bells, the whites of the eyes were very large, and the fierce eyes made him look like a hungry ghost, not angry and arrogant, and a strong aura shot out of his eyes.
Further down is a big, black nose, the shiny tip of the nose tells people that this nose has a lot of oil on it, and the mouth is very large, like the mouth of a silver carp, and the lips are big and thick, red, and covered a lot by the upper and lower beards, but you can see the big mouth of this big Mac.
He was dressed in a red robe embroidered with an unknown animal and a thick yellow belt around his waist.
The black shoes on the feet are already reflective, I don't know how long it has been since they have been washed, and like the clothes on the body, they have been pulped.
The whole image is extremely sloppy.
To describe Zhong Kui's first impression on me in one sentence, in addition to being sloppy, there is only one sentence that can describe his appearance.
"Abstract!"
Right! It's just very abstract, this Zhong Kui looks really abstract.
This is probably the ugliest and scruffiest person I've ever seen in my life.
Zhou Chuanyin on the side was frozen by Judge Cui, and the whole person couldn't move, otherwise I believe that after this guy saw Zhong Kui, his expression would be very exciting.
"What are you doing here?" Judge Cui is not salty or indifferent.
"Looks like they don't have a good relationship?" I thought so, but it was a bit arbitrary to infer from this side of the story.
Zhong Kui smiled: "I heard that you have a person from the yang world here, I was curious, so I came over to take a look." ”
It won't be someone who looks so "abstract", this voice definitely deserves the word rough.
"Oh? With so many cases not being judged, do you still have the leisure to come to me? Facing the smiling Zhong Kui, Judge Cui didn't seem to be cold.
The four judges of the underworld are usually very busy, and the four of them do this in the entire underworld, but how many ghosts enter the underworld every day? It's all up to them to judge, so, under normal circumstances, they rarely interact with each other, not because they don't want to do so, but because they're too busy.
If you want to talk about the relationship, in fact, the relationship between the four judges is okay, but Judge Cui is very tired of Zhong Kui. As for why, look at the clean and white clothes on Judge Cui's body, and then look at the red robe on Zhong Kui's body that has not been washed for I don't know how many years and has been pulped.
At a glance, the judgment is made.
Judge Cui doesn't like this kind of sloppy person, so he naturally doesn't have a good impression of Zhong Kui.
Even if you are usually busy, take time to take a shower and change clothes. But this guy just doesn't change, and he looks very proud when he meets people, I really don't know where Zhong Kui's pride comes from.
This outfit, coupled with this indescribable taste, is afraid that fleas will not survive on him.
Zhong Kui had long been accustomed to Cui Yu's disgusted look, and he didn't care, shaking his head and smiling to move forward.
"Wait!" Judge Cui hurriedly stopped Zhong Kui's movements.
Zhong Kui's figure was stunned, and his brass bell-like eyes looked at Judge Cui, and there was some confusion in his big eyes, but on the whole, it looked like this guy was very angry.
There's no way, I'm born with a pair of fierce eyes, and whenever I look at it, I want to look very stern and angry.
"You, don't come here, the smell is too big, I can't stand it."
Hearing this, Zhong Kui didn't get angry, but smiled and said, "It's okay, you can't kill people." ”
His grinning appearance made me goosebumps fall to the ground, and people who looked like this suddenly laughed cutely, which was really unacceptable.
How to put it, I feel like I don't know what expression to use to face such a scene, Zhong Kui's appearance is beyond the scope of my cognitive processing.
Fortunately, Zhou Chuanyin was frozen, otherwise, this guy would definitely howl, and if he made this pulp man angry, then their situation would be even more dangerous.
Judge Cui and Zhong Kui actually quarreled over the issue of distance, and Judge Cui was aggressive, just not letting Zhong Kui get close, and didn't even want this guy to enter this hall. 、
And Zhong Kui used the excuse that he wanted to see someone from the yang world, he smiled, pretended to be stupid, and refused to go out.
In this regard, Judge Cui has no problem with him, he can't go and drive him away by himself, that's not good, just looking at this guy's starched clothes, he is disgusting enough. If you want to contact him and drive him away, it will be worse than killing him.
In desperation, Judge Cui had no choice but to tolerate Zhong Kui, a sloppy ghost, for the time being.
Between their arguments, I noticed that Zhong Kui's attention drifted to me from time to time, this is not an illusion, I can be sure that this guy has been observing me between quarrels with Cui Yu.
Cui Yu didn't let Zhong Kui get close, and Zhong Kui had no choice, so he had to sit on the wooden barrier at the entrance of the lobby.
At this moment, Zhong Kui's two eyes were like a scanner, sweeping around me, and I felt as if I had stripped naked in front of him, and I couldn't hide any secrets.
"Oh, I see, these two are kind of funny." Zhong Kui masturbated. Nodding his head with his bushy beard.
But in my opinion, no matter how you look at it, it's like a little devil seeing a flower girl.
"Lao Cui, if you sentence the two of them, I'm afraid it will be a little troublesome." Zhong Kui squinted his eyes and said, but no matter how he squinted, his terrifying eyes like copper bells were still wide open.
I didn't understand what it meant, but I turned my head to look at Judge Cui, and saw him with a solemn face.
"I know, I don't need you to remind you of this!" Judge Choi responded.
Now it's my turn to be blinded again, what is this! It's like playing a dumb riddle, and here comes again!