383 punch card sauerkraut fish alien pen

The dawn of the east is dawning, the sun is gradually brightening, a round red sun slowly rises from the eastern sky, the glow of the sun is sprinkled on the vast earth, and the lives have awakened from their slumber...... The day began again.

Six o'clock in the morning –

"It's time for morning class!"

A familiar and vocal voice rings in my ears,

Shen Lang decisively wrapped the quilt tighter,

"Tsk! Who is it...... Leave me alone...... Let me sleep a little longer......"

I said...... It's time for your morning class! ”

"I said don't bother me! Lao Tzu sleeps! ”

Shen Lang lifted the quilt and glared angrily,

In front of him, there was a 'Lin Zhengying' with a stiff expression,

Life-size ...... In addition to stiff movements...... Almost identical to humans!

"Division...... The master ...... his tongue knotted, Shen Lang sat back on the bed, he was a little skeptical about life, "How come?" Am I in the world of cinema again? ”

Pry about...... This is still my home...... Huh?

"It's time for morning class!"

'Lin Zhengying' made a raised posture with both hands.

Shen Lang only felt that his body was out of control,

"Ahh

The next second,

Shen Lang took off and crashed into the ceiling!

'Lin Zhengying's whipping education of love has made Shen Lang gain a lot......

Shen Lang came to the balcony with a blue nose and swollen face to do morning classes and incense...... Chanting...... Meditate...... One is no bad, even more than the courses required in the movie.

'Lin Zhengying' explained the mantra scriptures, heaven, earth and people, and pinched the tricks, Shen Lang followed the back to read, followed the back to listen, followed the back to learn, the plan of the day lies in the morning...... Purple Qi from the east is beneficial to the body and mind, and cultivation at this time can be said to be twice the result with half the effort.

It was already eight o'clock in the morning when everything was done, 'Lin Zhengying' nodded, the essence flashed, and he changed into the original model, and the model stood motionless on the ground...... The golden words 'punch in success' appeared on the base of the model, and a few minutes later...... The golden word disappeared without a trace......

"I'm thorough! Such a cultivation punch card! This is simply forced cultivation......" Shen Lang picked up the model and walked into the house, placing 'Lin Zhengying' respectfully next to Lao Lu, Shen Lang smacked his tongue, "Forget it, the early bird has worms, if not...... I'm afraid I don't have the heart to cultivate at all......"

Since then, Shen Lang has been cultivating seriously every day under the supervision of 'Lin Zhengying', and spending two hours a day can make his cultivation climb steadily...... Why not......

It's just that this Uncle Ying is a bit wooden, it can be said that he is not smiling, there will be no reply to what you say to him, and his only task is to urge me to cultivate, which fully embodies the role of the punch card.

Shen Lang clocked in for a month without being absent, and 'Lin Zhengying' gave an extra three days of cultivation, which gave Shen Lang the motivation to persevere, curious about what additional rewards will be given to full attendance next month?

At the end of the second month, 'Lin Zhengying' gave an extra day of cultivation!

Shen Lang: "......" seems to have a random reward at the end......

On the other hand......

Things are going well in the company, Shen Lang has not been promoted, but there is a small salary increase, colleagues have stopped and stopped, left some of them, and some of them have come in, well...... Life is as it is, nothing is set in stone.

Oh...... One thing is set in stone...... I'm still single.

Dinner party among colleagues,

Dingsheng Sauerkraut Fish Restaurantβ€”β€”

Shen Lang's hands trembled and he was holding the fish and meat, and the round table was full of men and women, all of whom sat in pairs, some of them were colleagues who fell in love with colleagues, and some were brought over by colleagues who met outside...... The most infuriating thing is ...... Even Liu Xiaoxiao and that chubby girl have found a partner before Christmas!

There is one thing to say...... This loving atmosphere is too toxic for a single dog......

Shen Lang ate the fish fillet painfully, "How can I say that I can go to the massage room to rest later?" ”

Probably rushed back to wrestling, and after the meal was over, there was no resumption, and the big guys dispersed......

Shen Wanwan was full of hiccups in the night, not because he was full of vegetables, but because he was forcibly fed dog food...... The company has to have the whole dance party at Christmas, and then it's a troublesome matter, so I was thinking about asking Xiaoxiao to have a meal and let her help me get together, but this chick took off the list first...... There is no morality!

"Brother system, it's been a long time, how is the ball change?"

[There will be a specialist to contact you in the near future]

"Someone? Aliens? ”

【Yes】

"Do you need me to travel to the Wave Star to communicate with them?"

[No, he will come to Earth to find you in person]

β€œemm…… It was the first time that an extraterrestrial creature had visited Earth...... You said it was so commonplace, I didn't feel it at all. ”

【……】

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Three days after eating the sauerkraut fish, that is, on the weekend of that week, a big event happened!

Major news media, and even the circle of friends have blown up the news, an unknown flying object landed on the hill of Wuhu Village, T City, suspected of alien contact!!

Shen Lang looked at the bells and whistles on Douyin, and swallowed his saliva weakly, "Could it be ...... No way...... Alien brother can't be so brainless, right...... Hiss...... It's not certain that the universe is so big, there will be some troubles...... No, no, I have to believe the science, the odds assigned to me are lower than the odds of winning the lottery ten times in a row. ”

[Host, the commissioner sends a distress signal, hoping that you can go to the rescue]

"Dio! What a pen for me! ”

Find out...... The commissioner's aircraft was indeed trapped in Wuhu Village...... Shen Lang's task now is to get that guy out......

After changing his clothes, he hurriedly went out and called a Didi to drive to Wuhu Village...... It cost a few hundred on this way, and the village was still on the mountain, so Shen Lang changed to a tourist bus to go up the mountain...... In just a few days, Wuhu Village has welcomed groups of tourists and has become a well-known local tourist attraction.

Construction has started on the hill, the gatehouse has been renovated, several well-known restaurant groups have moved in, and the tourism industry is developing in a good direction.

But these have nothing to do with Shen Lang, he just wants to get the pen commissioner out as soon as possible, in the video...... In the middle of the night...... There was a glittering green oblate ellipsoid...... In the days that followed, it appeared several times, and people were convinced that it was an alien.

Shen Lang refused all invitations to Tujia cuisine,

I found a place where no one was and asked into the air,

"Where's the commissioner?"

[According to detection, halfway up the mountain, under the cliff]

"Alas...... My life is too hard......"

In the morning, there are many people with mixed eyes, and it is difficult to move...... It's only late at night......

Shen Lang bought buckets of instant noodles to pass the time at McDonald's, and the waiters all watched me eat instant noodles in a 'friendly and friendly manner', I think they must be very happy......

When the night was late, Shen Lang relied on his physical ability to climb the rock, but fortunately, his physical strength had been strengthened this time, otherwise it would have been a little choking......

There was a little-known cave halfway up the mountain, and Shen Lang turned over and ran into it, where he found the flying machine.

A thing that looks like an electric drill, silver, not particularly huge, and only a bedroom...... The drill's head got stuck in the hard rock, and the aircraft seemed to be fine except for a layer of dust.

Shen Lang was a little puzzled, "This is not at all different from the aircraft in the video?" Could it be a gimmick made by the local villagers themselves? ”

'Woo-'

Green light flashed from outside......