384 established diplomatic relations with an alien brother
Looking forward to a lucky and an impact, what a wonderful encounter, over the top of the mountain in front, and the layers of white clouds, where is the green light...... When it comes to 'green light', the first thing that comes to mind is Stefanie Sun...... emm…… Old...... Old......
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There was a green light flashing outside the cave, Shen Lang turned his head to look, and the green light broke into the cave, indirectly bringing up a large area of green green mang! This brightness ...... It's too flashy......
The brightness at this time is an analogy: it is like waking up suddenly in the middle of the night, burrowing into the dark quilt and taking out the mobile phone, but the brightness of the mobile phone turned out to be the highest...... That's right, it's so glaring!
"Ahh......h You're finally here, I've been waiting for you for a long time, I'll invite you to drink later, and you won't go home if you're drunk! A middle-aged man's voice appeared in the green light, and the tone was the Tujia dialect of Wuhu Village, although it was not difficult to recognize, but the twisted tone always sounded like a cat tickling the heart.
"What's that?" Shen Lang said in his heart.
After waiting for a while, his vision finally adapted to the green light, and Shen Lang found that there was a huge green ellipsoidal spaceship parked in front of him, the size of a heavy-tonnage truck, and this small cave was definitely impossible to put down......
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A large part of the spaceship is close to the rocks,
Where they meet, there is a green light.
"Damn, what kind of black technology is this, which can violate the laws of physics?" Shen Lang was shocked, and the expression on his face naturally couldn't be concealed.
"Ouch, buddy, what do you mind, you seem to say something, but I'm in a hurry!"
Shen Lang found that the sound came from inside the spaceship, and he stepped forward with a strong pretense...... We must not lose the face of our earthlings...... I must complete this task of establishing diplomatic relations with aliens for the first time, and I guarantee that I am worthy of the ...... of the people of the world!
"Hehe, hello alien brother, I'm Shen Lang, I'm an earthling, this time you are very welcome to take time out of your busy schedule to visit our earth, the earth is also known as Mercury...... Huh? Hiss...... The earth, also known as the blue water planet, is the most beautiful one in the solar system, and even if you search the galaxy, you can't find a second planet more beautiful than the earth! Shen Lang said in his heart, I don't know if I really can't find it...... I guess so...... Hehe, I guess Gagarin will not be able to speak well in his life.
"Alien brother, what do you call you?"
"My name is Rom, haha."
"So how can I help you, Brother Roma?"
"Oh, my craft is stuck in a rock crevice and running out of fuel, can you find a way to help me find fuel?"
Shen Lang smiled, "Hehe, Brother Roma really likes to joke, your green spaceship is really luxurious and beautiful, and its performance is extraordinary, it can ignore the physical laws of our earth, and ...... in the rocks No, to be exact...... The fact that he can freely shuttle through the solid reminds me of Sagnor Peake in One Piece, who is owned by water fruits and can swim freely in the solid. "Hey, hey, my trick must have made Rohm scratch his eyes.
"Oh, you seem to be talking about it."
The green spaceship suddenly rushed in!
I wipe, sneak attack, no martial virtue!
Shen Lang was startled, raised his arms to block, he thought he was going to die young, but it didn't hurt at all when the spaceship hit his body......!
Slowly opening his eyes, Shen Lang noticed that he had entered the interior of the spaceship, "What's the situation?" Stepping back and walking outside, Shen Lang's body left the spaceship, and his head hung on the wall inside the spaceship, "My body can enter and exit the spaceship freely?" This black technology is too strong, right? ”
Walking in as if through the air, his body went in and out of the spaceship again and again, Shen Lang licked his lips, "It's so strange...... I don't feel anything...... Is this spaceship an illusion? ”
"In your Gada language, this is a 3D image representation technology, but the realism of the picture is beyond the perception of ordinary creatures, so you will think that it is real." Roma said.
"Ah...... Fake ......" Shen Lang understood.
The green light was gone, and so was the ship, and a scaled-down model of a palm-sized drill ship was sitting on the ground, though the small drill was green.
So the spaceship just now is just an image...... No wonder it can penetrate the wall...... No wonder I can wear it around...... Isn't this just a 3D movie? It's not worth Lao Tzu's excitement at all! shit!
After some explanation, Shen Lang knew that this little green drill bit was Rohm's security plane, which was used to fly around the host to survey the situation, of course, the small green drill bit also had the effect of alarm notification.
However, Rohm has no concept of 'low-key' in his mind at all, he controls the little drill to show off wave after wave outside, good guy...... Green spaceships appear frequently...... Wuhu Village directly topped the top of Weibo's hot search...... Wuhu ~ take off ~ this stalk is inexplicable......
After knowing the truth,
Shen Lang was in a depressed mood,
But he still said patiently,
"Fuel, right, do you need No. 97 gasoline or No. 7 batteries? But if you want to mess with uranium-235, you're messing with me! ”
"It's not that exaggerated." Rohm explained, "I have to make fuel...... Raw materials required: inanimate hard keratin, a lot of water, lipids, a lot of trace elements ......"
Is he talking about strange stories? Why can't I understand any of them? Pity me, a chemical and biological waste.
"Why do you eat one bite at a time?" Shen Lang asked curiously.
"Is there a problem? My language comes from the village head Yao, don't you earthlings speak the same language? Rohm explained.
I'm meow...... What do I mean by this guy's mouth...... I used to study with the village chief.
Shen Lang said, "You'd better change your mouth, it's popular to speak Mandarin now, that's how I get it." ”
"I'm revising the language bias...... Rom spoke again, his voice becoming exactly the same as Shen Lang's, "Oh, I understand, let's communicate like this in the future." ”
Shen Lang: "......" felt like he was talking to himself.
I guess it won't be easy to find fuel overnight.
Shen Lang and Rohm chatted about idle days,
"Hey, I said, Rom, what's the matter with you? Why did something go wrong when I first came to Earth? ”
Röhm was embarrassed, "Hey, I was partying with friends before I went out, I drank a little too much, I forgot to refuel the aircraft, and I made a forced landing when I went down into the atmosphere...... Fortunately, my skills are good, and the landing point is stuck near your house, but unfortunately I am stuck here, unlucky. ”
Shen Lang: "......"
You're a standard self-inflicted!
I suddenly found myself unable to raise the slightest admiration for this alien brother...... This is an unreliable sand sculpture alien......
Shen Lang lost his awe, and sat lazily next to the drill, "Rom, let's talk about it, you're here to talk about ball reform." ”
"Now?" Röm said, "Don't you earthlings like to drink and eat before you get down to business, and then take a walk through the sauna massage room?" ”
"I'm meow, where did you learn it?"
"I've seen that Village Chief Yao and the people in the construction team are doing this."
"Ah, this ......" Shen Lang was speechless.
In the future, if Village Chief Yao is shuanggui, the first person to be suspected is definitely the alien Roma~