Shen Lang and a group of people walked away,

Meanwhile......

Suddenly, the voice of a woman's pain came from the marshal's mansion,

"Ah...... Ah......h

"Young grandma, I'll help you lie down and rest."

Xu Manhua hurriedly helped Michelin to the bed,

And he commanded the kitchen to prepare red dates and millet porridge,

The record player in the house plays a soft song,

Michelin's stomach pain gradually disappeared......

In this bedroom...... There is a dazzling golden Buddha standing on the table, and there are two jars of antique porcelain jars placed on the Bogu shelf on the opposite side of the table, a pair of double dragons playing with beads, the porcelain jar mouth buckle is dead, and the body of the jar is a red and a black.

This golden Buddha is an ancient treasure, and the two porcelain jars were excavated together, and it is a group of precious treasures in the hands of the great dragon, and it is placed in Michelin's house to bless the safety of mother and child.

"Porridge, thoughtful, haha."

"Well, I'm sorry for you, Chef Ye."

The fat chef delivered food into the bedroom, and after putting down the food, he sneaked a glimpse of the golden Buddha on the table, flashing blind dog eyes...... Chef swallowed excitedly and said in an inaudible voice, "Hehe, this is a good thing...... It's a waste to put it here......"

Xu Manhua blew cold porridge and fed it to the young grandmother,

Accompanied by gentle music and fragrant porridge,

Michelin fell asleep.

"Chef Ye, ...... you?" Xu Manhua was surprised to find that the fat cook had not left, and the other party paused in front of the table, his hands were tangled, and he looked a little thief.

Chef Ye hurriedly reacted and snorted, "Ah...... Let's go, let's go, excuse me. "Say goodbye and leave......

Xu Manhua frowned slightly, but he didn't think much about it.

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Shen Lang and the others followed the big man to the mountain,

On the mountain, there is a village where Lou Dalong's family used to live.

Now the town below the mountain has convenient electricity,

There are fewer and fewer villagers living here.

The mountain roads are rough and bumpy,

When you climb the mountain, it's obviously a big sun,

But for no reason it fell a few showers,

Muddy road ...... Mi Nianying soon couldn't walk......

Dalong originally planned to let his subordinates relay her on her back, but Qiusheng volunteered and took the initiative to carry the girl! There's still a long way to go...... It's hard to walk up alone...... Carrying a piece of trash? Qiusheng is a typical fat man with a swollen face...... Don't die for the sake of your sister......

Qiusheng carried Mi Nianying on his back and quickly ...... His chest and back were drenched with sweat......

"Qiusheng, are you no longer good?" Mi Nianying doesn't seem to be satisfied.

"No...... I can do it...... Call...... I'll definitely do it......" Qiusheng walked one step and shook three times, in order to soak the girl, he also took great pains.

Shen Lang admired Qiusheng's perseverance a little at this time, why didn't he have this kind of consciousness of being a girl? It's too much trouble...... Yes...... I'm troublesome......

It's too tiring to manage a relationship, and being a passerby...... Pretty good.

Finally arrived at the open place on the mountainside,

A cool breeze is coming,

The hearts of the people were shaken.

Uncle Ying held a civilization stick, poked it on the dirt ground, and said slowly, "Dashuai, the location of this village is on the hillside, facing the sea in the east, and there are high mountains behind, and the sea breeze blows these moisture into it, which is just blocked by the high mountains behind." ”

The big dragon jumped and poked the air, "Oh? So what? ”

Uncle Ying smiled slightly, "So it will rain when there is a cold wind here, just like just now, although it is a sunny day, there are also a few fast showers." ”

"In Feng Shui, we call this pattern 'fairy splashing water', so most of the people who live here are very rich."

Shen Lang asked, "Master, why do immortals splash water to get rich, and it's not 'immortals splashing money'......"

Uncle Ying glared at Shen Lang, "Nonsense, if there is really a 'fairy pouring money' pattern, we just sit on the ground every day and wait for God to scatter money." ”

"Hahaha......" everyone laughed.

Uncle Ying said as he walked, "But ah, there are pros and cons to the gods splashing water, the benefits are worry-free, and the disadvantages are harmful to human and animal bodies!" Because when it rains, it's like ...... Pour a scoop of cold water over a red-hot pot, and a miasma will rise on the ground. ”

"And miasma is harmful." Uncle Ying said, "It seems that there is a corresponding children's song in this climate." ”

"Hey! Uncle Ying, Uncle Ying, I can sing! Mi Nianying waved her hand and volunteered to sing, don't say, this girl has a good singing voice, "The shower comes to hit the red pot, the miasma can't hide, the piglets will go crazy, the chickens will sit everywhere, people will become dizzy, and the ancestors will cause trouble." ”

Uncle Ying smiled, "Well, that's right." ”

The crowd walked for another half hour,

Finally arrived at the ancestral hall on the top of the mountain,

Although it is not a carved beam and a painted column,

But this gray ancestral hall is also considered to be atmospheric.

There is a couplet at the gate...... Because it may cause ambiguity...... So let's not carry it.

Ten soldiers and younger brothers quickly lined up outside the ancestral hall to guard,

Uncle Ying said, "In terms of the pattern of immortals splashing water, the people of this village will ...... after they die. Must not be buried! "The word 'definitely' bites very hard!

"Whew...... Ha...... Call...... I'm tired to death......" Qiusheng squatted next to him and couldn't breathe, Mi Nianying 'sat in a sedan chair' throughout the whole process, and at this time she was full of vitality, ran to Uncle Ying and asked with a smile, "Uncle Ying, what will happen if you are buried?" ”

Shen Lang smiled and said, "The whole family is rich and ......."

"Wow, you're swearing."

"Uh...... It's not foul language......

"The coffin touched the ground, and the whole family was unlucky! Not to mention the burial......" Uncle Ying stared at Da Long, "As long as the coffin inhales the earth's qi, something will happen to the family!" ”

Dalong was surprised, "It's really fake! ”

Uncle Ying didn't answer, just looked at the ancestral hall and said, "If I'm not mistaken, the coffin inside must not be an ordinary way to place it!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey......" Lou Dalong showed a lewd and admiring smile, good guy, this thing directly grinned three layers of chin, you dare to believe it, "Come on!" "Yes, big handsome!" "Open the door!" "Yes——!"

The door of the ancestral hall is opened, and the inside is arranged in white as the main color, and the coffins around it are forcibly hung with beams and wooden vessels (two trapezoidal combinations), and the ...... The bottom of each wooden support is padded with a copper basin containing water!

Uncle Ying sighed and admired, "It's good, it's all high." He instructed Shen Lang and Qiusheng, "Come and see, I'm afraid that the foot of the pillar will be separated by basin water." ”

After admiring it, Uncle Ying asked, "May I ask Dashuai, which feng shui master is this game?" ”

"Ah...... Hahaha! Da Longlang laughed and said, "It's the famous Master Sammo Hung in Hong Kong and Macao!" Hey! ”

"A little sharp, a little sharp!" Uncle Ying took out his thumbs up and gave Sammo Hung a thumbs up.

Well...... The movies of that era also liked to play with people's names very much......

Shen Lang yawned, "I don't think that's it." ”

The big dragon was furious, "Huh? Your name is Wen Cai, can you still put on a better game than Master Sammo Hung ! ”

"You don't advertise more...... Shen Lang took out a match and said, "My solution is: cremation directly." ”

Uncle Ying gave another thumbs up, "High, it's really high, there will indeed be no trouble with cremation." ”

Dalong was choked and hit a few 'hiccup~'......

In the past, it was popular for people to settle in the earth, and if cremation was successfully promoted, there would have been no zombies for a long time.

Everyone looked around in the ancestral hall, there were really a lot of dead ghosts in the Dalong family...... At the end, a freshly painted brownish-red coffin was found lying on the ground...... The hemp god tied to the coffin was disconnected.

ps. Why is Sammo Hung not in the whole play, but Sammo Hung is mentioned? Because according to the search on the Internet, Sammo Hung is the executive producer of this movie......

But...... Please allow me to have reasonable suspicions, he may only be a nominal producer, after all, Sammo Hung has not left the country at all......

And...... The nominal producer in the feature film is Ye Rongzu...... Who is Ye Rongzu? is the fat cook who cooks for Dalong - Chef Ye, although his appearance is extraordinary, he is one of the most common green leaf supporting roles in comedies in the 90s.

It's all...... By the way...... In fact, the last lucky female ghost in red and white is also a famous actress back then, named Shao Yinyin, she and Ye Rongzu are both friendships, it's good to give a close-up, brothers...... This wave is not detailed enough.