The coffin fell to the ground on one side, but the other side was still suspended by a hemp rope, like a seesaw on one side...... The corpse lying inside must be very unpleasant.

Uncle Ying pointed to the coffin and said, "Groove cake, too groove cake!" Marshal, may I ask who is the ...... inside?"

"It's my old bean...... " Dalong said, pointing to himself.

Lao Dou means dad in Cantonese...... Bean and sinus are homophonic...... Lao Dou is Lao Dou, which is an honorific title for his father.

Uncle Ying said helplessly, "In this case, your father has become a zombie." ”

Dalong was startled, "How could it be! He quickly ordered, "Someone! "Yes—" "Open the coffin and see!" ”

Soon there were four soldiers running into the house,

They lay on the coffin and moved their hands and feet.

Qiusheng suffered a loss on this, and immediately became triumphant, he and Mi Nianying waved and said, "Haha, Xiaoying, let me tell you, this coffin will never be opened." ”

Shen Lang: "......" Xiaoying? I'll go...... Brother Sheng's near-level is really a bit superb......

Mi Nianying was puzzled, "Brother Sheng, how can it be, what about the four big men, unless they haven't eaten, hehe." ”

Qiu Sheng raised his eyebrows and explained, "Now that the sky is shining, the coffin board has been absorbed by the corpse qi, so it will definitely not be opened." ”

Mi Nianying said, "According to what you say, if it really can't be opened, then my in-law will be a zombie." ”

"What the hell is Uncle Marriage?" Shen Lang interjected.

The little girl explained seriously, "Isn't it my sister's husband's father who is called a brother-in-law." ”

"Wow...... Sounds so complicated......"

The four soldiers rubbed for a while, and finally they were all defeated, "Report to the commander!" I can't open it! ”

Dalong's face stiffened, and he knew in his heart that what Lin Zhengying said was true, and he said depressedly, "Lin Zhengying, even if what you said is right, but ...... Does my illness have anything to do with my old bean? ”

"Well, I'll just tell you about this kind of trivial matter." Shen Lang patted the coffin and explained, "Your Abba's coffin touched the ground and touched the earth's qi, so your Abba's corpse became a zombie, you were injured by your father, and you were poisoned by the corpse...... This is not an ordinary disease, so don't underestimate it. ”

"I was hurt by my old bean?" Dalong sneered, "Ridiculous, why don't I have an impression! ”

"Haven't you often dreamed lately that your dad came to visit you and planted strawberries for you?"

"yes...... It's just a dream......"

"Dashuai, it's not actually a dream, it's something that really happened, but you slept too dazedly, so you mistakenly thought it was a dream."

"Hiss......"

Lou Dalong scratched his neck, and the more he scratched, the more itchy...... I have believed Shen Lang's words for seven or eight points...... Remembering my dreams...... The old man in official uniform stood on the edge of the bed, opening his fangs and gritting it...... The dragon was so frightened that he swayed.

(Oh, by the way, it was wrong to say that zombies have a logistics department, this kind of official uniform is the shroud of that era, not that the official costume is like shroud...... Instead, the shroud is made like an official uniform...... People hope that they can be promoted and make a fortune after they die, well, they are all learning, they are all improving, but the zombies are running and jumping...... Shoes and shrouds can also be damaged, so I think the zombie organizations need a logistics department. ）

"I understand, so how can I cure this disease well!" Dalong was a little anxious, he didn't want to become a zombie.

Uncle Ying knocked the ground with a civilized stick and said, "Well, let's wait until it gets dark, let's lure him out, the zombie will kill his loved ones first, so he will inevitably chase after the handsome you to bite, and then we will work together to pull out his fangs, and then grind them into powder and feed them to you with herbs, and fight poison with poison, and the corpse poison will naturally subside." ”

Dalong paced in place for a long time, and finally nodded in agreement, "Okay, just do what you say!" ”

"Guards!"

"There is ——!"

"If I go out first tonight, the world will be peaceful, if the three of them run out first, then they will be killed!"

"Yes——!"

"Let's go out and keep watch."

The soldiers trotted outside the ancestral hall to guard,

The two doors 'creaked' and closed twice,

Mi Nianying jumped in the room excitedly,

"Okay, you can watch the corpse of the in-law at night."

Everyone: "......" This is typical: it is not a big deal to see the excitement, and it is not a big deal to see that the funeral is not afraid of the funeral.

At first, after lunch, everyone's body was hot, just now a while climbing and wading through the water, the whole body is even hotter, and now everyone is standing in the coffin pile...... The wind was gusting in the ancestral hall...... Once the belly is cold...... 'grunt ~ grunt~' a few soft sounds, Qiusheng's belly suddenly began to bewitch.

The ruddy face turned pale in an instant,

Qiusheng held his stomach and stood a little unsteadily,

Mi Nianying helped him and said gently,

"Brother Sheng, are you too tired from carrying me before, why don't I help you sit down and rest?"

Uncle Ying frowned and said, "Qiusheng, what's wrong with you?" ”

Shen Lang laughed evilly, "Hehe, I think he has a stomachache." ”

"Stomach ache? No way! ”

Qiusheng stiffened his neck and argued,

But his face was clearly sweating.

'Puff ......'

'Gollum ......'

Qiusheng's stomach seemed to be beating a drum, and the sound was wave after wave, from the initial continuous light rain to now it has developed into lightning and thunder!

'Puff puff ......'

A string of farts that were enough to crack the crotch dissolved his last stubbornness, Qiusheng couldn't pretend anymore, he held his stomach and said in pain, "Dashuai, where is the thatched house?" ”

Except for Lou Dalong, who is a strange person, Shen Lang, Uncle Ying, and Mi Nianying are all far away from Qiusheng, and everyone covers their noses with their two index fingers and holds their breath to live.

Boy...... Where is this fart, and it's...... What does that taste like...... It's like a dead fish rotting in a seafood market, or like a stinky durian that has rotted for years...... This taste is sour, and there is sour in the stench...... It's really the fighting elite of the fart world!

As for the big dragon...... Maybe it's because he's poisoned by the corpse, and he may have a problem with his sense of smell, so he can stay next to Qiusheng all the time.

Dalong was worried that he hadn't had fun for a while, and he jokingly pointed to the location of the side door.

"Thank you!" Qiusheng covered his stomach with one hand and his stomach with the other, and rushed to the side door with a twist, just opening the door......

'Bang! ’

'Bang bang! ’

Four or five gunshots startled everyone, and the soldiers outside the house fired directly into the ancestral hall, and Qiusheng was so frightened that he could only retreat back into the ancestral hall.

Dalong grinned, and he jumped over in a zombie jumping position, "Ahaha, are you out?" Why don't you go out? ”

"You ......" Qiusheng wanted to be angry, but his stomach was even more angry.

"Shhh...... Yes...... Master, help......" Qiusheng was holding his stomach uncomfortably, and there was a strong popping sound under his body.

Uncle Ying's face was expressionless, "Qiusheng, I will temporarily cut off the master-apprentice relationship with you, I don't have a stinky apprentice like you." "No......"

Mi Nianying was a little disgusted and a little sympathetic, "Qiusheng...... I hope you don't talk to me for a while......" "I'm so miserable......"

Shen Lang didn't fall into the well at this time, pointed to the side and said, "Qiusheng, there is a spittoon over there, you can deal with this first." "Woo woo, Wencai, only you are my best brother." "Alas...... You're a hapi...... Bao Pi Long ......"

Next to it are some wooden tables and wooden chairs and a bogu shelf,

The shelves are filled with less expensive vases and porcelain altars.

Qiusheng hurriedly put the spittoon aside,

The gesture is to take off the pants Ollie gives.

"Slow!"

Da Long interrupted Qiusheng's movements with a word, and Da Shuai silently took out his Wang Ba box pistol, "Okay, as a witness to the gambling game, I announce...... Qiusheng gambled, so! The pistol was pressed against Qiusheng's head, "You must keep my promise." ”

Qiusheng's pale face instantly turned purple with pig liver, "Isn't it......"

Because she went upstairs to change her clothes before, Mi Nianying was no longer on the scene, she asked curiously, "What is the gambling game that brother-in-law said?" ”

Shen Lang quietly explained to her......

The girl's face turned red all at once, yes...... It's the kind of red ...... that stifles laughter