[Quest 'Enter the movie "Twin Eyes" to solve the case': Completed! 】

“emm…… It turns out that the movie is called Double Pupil...... I would never click on this kind of movie with a name that I can't understand...... Obviously, the plot is so good, how good it is to call the murder incident of Zhenxianguan. ”

[The customer 'wow' didn't leave any message, left a reward and ran away.] 】

"Damn, although I'm not a good person, but this time the customer is a real dog!" Shen Lang was so angry that his brain was bruised, and he foamed at the mouth, "It seems that the whole world is the same, and the cosmic guy also has this kind of guy who has no quality!" ”

There is a gross ...... for the first level of reward Give tens of thousands of NT$ at most...... Lao Tzu was born and died to solve the case, you will give it here? You're too good at that, aren't you?

[The system detects that there are a large number of false reviews of the customer's 'wow', and whether the host appeals to fight for its own reasonable interests]

"Appeal! Complaint! Kill that than, if he does it like this, who will be happy to fight for his life in the movie world in the future! Shen Lang stood on the moral high ground and was crooked, "We can't let such a grain of rat disturb the peace of our whole universe!" ”

[Appeal in progress...... The result of the appeal will be replied within seven working days......]

“NICE！ My task completion level is at least a fourth-grade and fifth-level reward, and he fools people like this, which is the most evil! ”

'Knock-'

There was a knock at the door,

"Zeus Express."

Shen Lang's expression was overjoyed, and he rushed to the entrance quickly, "It's coming!" ”

"Signed!"

"Huh?"

Shen Lang pushed open the door of the house, but the door was empty, "Huh? What about people? No, what about my courier? ”

[The other party will confirm the receipt after detecting your exclusive biowave]

"Oh...... And what about the goods? ”

[It's already in the entrance]

"Isn't that wonderful? When I came over just now, I ......" Shen Lang turned his face and stammered, "No...... See...... See...... ......"

"Roar! It's really at the entrance! I'm very envious of this hand through the wall! ”

"But...... It's in a cardboard box...... Isn't it too child's play? "There is a large boxy box against the wall of the staircase in the entrance, which is a cardboard box...... Nothing out of the ordinary......

"Maybe the aliens have made special improvements in order to cater to our tailwind pass." Shen Lang rubbed his hands, there was a cosmic limited Ji worth a billion divine horse coins!

Slowly opening the box, Shen Lang only felt dazzling, "Flash!" It's so flashy! Wrong...... Pretty, so pretty! Still a silver-haired girl! I feel like I've opened an SSSR! ”

Such a beautiful girl is simply not what ordinary people should have, and yes, she is not human...... She's a robot...... The overall structure is completely in accordance with the golden ratio...... I don't know what the golden ratio is......

Ahem......

The girl in the box is tall, so you can see it? The white silk long legs, fleshy and fleshy, it is simply my favorite, the waist is slender, the front is convex and backward, the graceful figure is exquisite, she has a pretty mixed-race face, the moth eyebrows are curved, the eyes are like water, and the black and white eyes are like a dead well...... emm, there is really no god in her eyes......

The girl was wearing a black and white maid outfit, and Shen Lang silently gave a thumbs up to the alien brother, or do you know how to play...... The clothes are short dresses, white silk pantyhose, and the top part is very deliberately revealing the career line...... It's spectacular......

"Oh, nosebleeds." Shen Lang raised his neck calmly, he had seen it beautifully, it was the first time he had seen such a beautiful one, and there seemed to be no cheating on this consumption.

The robot girl in the box woke up, she slowly stood up, bowed to Shen Lang, and said, "......"

"Huh?" Shen Lang's head tilted, "What are you talking about?" ”

Robot Girl: "......"

[Poof-]

"Huh? System dude, are you farting? ”

【……】

"Humph! You just laughed out loud, didn't you? Hurry up and tell me what's going on! ”

[This is a defective product, and the voice function of the limited Ji is impaired, and she can't make a sound]

"Paralyzed! Co-authored Lao Tzu bought a dumb man back? ”

[Poof-]

"You're starting to fart again~"

【……】

Shen Lang lay on the ground and didn't want to move, "Everything is not going well this year, haven't I read the yellow calendar?" The task task is evaded by the customer...... Buy a robot...... Huan Nima is a defective product...... I haven't sent it this day. ”

[The question has been submitted, and a special message will be delivered in the near future]

"Item?"

【Procedure for changing the limited hime】

"Oh......"

Shen Lang let out a sigh, "That's okay, it's free to return and exchange within the validity period, I like it." ”

Looking at the respectful silver-haired girl in front of him angrily, Shen Lang couldn't figure out how to educate her, after all, she was too beautiful...... It's a pity that it's a dumb ...... I'm sick!

The silver-haired girl stretched out her little hand to signal Shen Lang to hold it, she would pull herself up, Shen Lang was suspicious for a while, and took her little hand...... The texture is similar to that of a human...... Warm ......

Now that I've received the goods, I've got to let her do some work before I replace them, I'm the owner of this guy!

Shen Lang said, "Go and clean up the house." ”

Silver-haired girl: "......"

She took the 'black removal' and wandered around...... After a while, she stood in front of the TV and watched the drink commercial...... Seems to have understood something...... Took the initiative to go to the fridge and get me a jar of vita tea.

"Yo, the IQ is quite high." Shen Lang's eyes rolled, "I want to drink something else......"

The silver-haired girl picked up her cup and walked into the bathroom menacingly, and I watched her scoop a cup of yellow water out of the toilet......

Boy! It's an artificial retardation!

Shen Lang asked her to stop, and explained to her in detail that the toilet water could not be said, and that if you want to drink water, you can use a kettle to boil water, or go directly to the refrigerator to get me a can of beer.

Silver-haired girl: ".................."

Shen Lang blinked, "You have more dots than before, do you understand or don't understand?" ”

Sure enough, I still understood, and the silver-haired girl took the initiative to boil water, and it was all right...... Not bad......

It's really lucky to think about it, thanks to the earth language in her system, otherwise I would have been tired from training from the language!

When the time came to night, the silver-haired girl suddenly clapped her hands, and under Shen Lang's puzzled gaze, she walked out of the balcony...... And flew straight away...... Flew high into the air...... Turn into a star...... Fly away! WTF？！

Shen Lang licked his lips, "I'm meow...... I just beeped the dog! Brother system, what are the chances that I will sue this broken inflatable doll production company for bankruptcy? ”

[It is an Abi route, and the success rate is less than 0.00...... 1】

“shit！”

Shen Lang knelt on the ground and scratched his head in discomfort——

Lao Lu's doll and Uncle Ying's statue seem to be snickering next to them!

Damn, you're obviously just a figure, and you're so arrogant!

About half an hour later—

The silver-haired girl flew back with a bunch of strange cosmic creatures in her hands, some black, some white, some yellow...... Each one looks very strange, the eyes are not eyes, the nose is not the nose, it's really weird...... And there are many tentacles and unknown organs...... Vomit...... I want to vomit after seeing too many thieves......

Maybe aliens feel the same way when they look at us......

Shen Lang argued with her for a long time, and finally understood the intention of this artificial retard...... She wants to make dinner......

Cook with an alien friend!! The devil eats it!

Shen Lang asked her to look at the East on the tip of her tongue, and let her destroy these ghost things together, it would be bad if they became biological invasions, those little monsters roared and shouted, Shen Lang didn't understand what it meant, and then the silver-haired girl's palm emitted a heat beam, and all these things evaporated and ascended to the sky...... Superior combat power......

After watching the food show, the silver-haired girl's cuisine was directly full marks, and Shen Lang ate energetically, wishing that he would have two more stomachs......

"Well, if you weren't a dumb man." Shen Lang picked his teeth and ate after eating.

When I went to bathe at night, I saw Shen Lang picking up his clothes, and the robot did the same......

"emm......" Shen Lang pondered.

"Hey, hey!" Lewd smile.

Mandarin duck bath ......

How so? That's what it's like to be a slave owner! There's a maid who is at her disposal, and she's really hilarious.

At night, the silver-haired girl took the initiative to warm the quilt, and Shen Lang flipped through the cardboard box again at this time and looked at the instructions inside...... Obviously, there are only a few thin pages, but they can never be finished, and the system brother said that spatial science is used here, which greatly saves space......

Shen Lang felt that instead of using spatial science, it was better to directly use a flat plate instead......

More or less read the explanation, anyway, it's a braggart, how good its own products are, using the most advanced blue energy, the eternal energy can make this product a perpetual motion machine, known as the strongest combat power in the whole universe life product industry, the strength is similar to the lowest value of the first-line battleship, higher than the second-line high-end warship.

Plainly...... She can't keep up with the combat effectiveness of the first-line battleships, and she can barely mix the combat effectiveness of the second-line battleships.

"Cut...... It's such a good batch, why don't you even know that the sound system is broken, just send it to me. Shen Lang buckled his nose and asked, "Brother System, is our earth's warship system considered the first line or the second line?" ”

【……】

[The Milky Way and nearby galaxies...... None of the battleships are up to the grade...... 100 Lines...... 1,000 threads...... 10,000 lines...... 100,000 lines ......】

"Don't forget it, I understand...... Shen Lang shuddered and smoked a cigarette, "Our such sharp spaceship can't even rank the 100,000 line qualifications, so ...... What the hell did I just in the sun! A top-of-the-line battleship in the sun? ”

Yes...... The second-tier battleship in the universe is in us, this is the father of the fathers...... Oh my God, all of a sudden, my head is dizzy......

At night, Shen Lang went back to his room to sleep, and finally couldn't hold back...... I experienced the feeling of piloting a spaceship again......

The next day –

Shen Lang woke up, and the silver-haired girl held the toilet brush and was about to stuff it into Shen Lang's mouth......

"Don't, don't! This is a toilet brush, not a mouthbrush! ”

Silver-haired girl: "......"

"Oh, I showed you that sand sculpture ad yesterday......"

There is a sand sculpture toilet brush advertisement, in order to prove that their own toilet brush Dooli gives, directly brush the teeth with a brush, brush the head with a brush, and brush the body with a brush...... I just didn't brush the toilet...... served.

"By the way, I'm going to have to give you a name."

"What's it called?"

"Oh roar...... Plane...... Cup...... Ahem......" Shen Lang patted his head, "You will be called Concubine Bei Ji in the future." ”

Concubine Betty blinked and nodded her little head.

"It's really good~" Shen Lang softened her little head, "Except for a little facial paralysis, everything else is OK~"

Betty: "......"