Because of the different demands of all parties, it has led to the current situation, and Xie Yali is obviously useless to use illusion to trick Shen Lang!

Wasting effort and time, let Xie Yali operate no matter how high he is, with Shen Lang's heart...... With Shen Lang's lazy heart...... With Shen Lang's best lazy heart...... It is harder to let him kill people than to ascend to heaven......

If it is not necessary, Shen Lang sometimes doesn't even bother to do interpersonal communication...... "Hey, make a?" "Let's go!" This kind of obviously has a necessary interpersonal relationship.

Oops, if you have time to stab your sister, why don't you go to an Internet café and start a black game!

And...... Xie Yali had no way or didn't dare to kill Shen Lang...... If Shen Lang is killed, there will be no one to kill her and help her become an immortal...... It's an infinite loop.

In the past days in the illusion, Xie Yali has more or less figured out Shen Lang's character, a typical straight male cancer, if you have a demand, just talk to him directly...... Once you beat around the bush, he won't be able to guess anything...... It's not that he can't guess, it's just that he doesn't bother to guess, and his heart is not here.

In any case, Xie Ya's reason for the tailwind situation has become a headwind situation, and when it is pointless to threaten by force, she can only obediently pretend to be a grandson, ahh......h Fortunately, Shen Lang also likes this kind of family fun, take what you need, don't mess with me, I can also help you......

In the world of cinema...... Shen Lang has been with Qingfang and Huang Meimei for a while, respecting each other like guests and getting along like a family.

The reason why Shen Lang refused to leave for a long time was that Huang Meimei was the most relieved in his heart...... This girl can't speak, but her fists are hard...... In the long run, I'm afraid I'll have to send it to Konoha Village to learn the dumb language......

Uh-huh! In order to avoid such a sloppy incident, Shen Lang needs to rely on Xie Yali's strength, take what he needs, and link one link after another...... Everyone's hole cards are different, and everyone's role is different, so they can reach meaningful agreements with each other.

Dusk comes, the sunset begins to bloom, the glow of the road pours down, falling on the undulating unknown mountains in the distance, between the mountainsides, the mist is swirling, like a golden cloud of smoke, ethereal, even more beautiful.

Taipei Elementary School –

The car was parked, and Shen Lang hugged Xie Yali in the crook of his arm, feeling it...... It's like holding a doll...... Near-no ...... body temperature There was no movement at all...... Xie Yali closed her eyes and rested like this, she is suitable for going to the crew to play the corpse, others are fifty a day, she has at least two hundred and five a day.

When the bell rang for the end of school, the golden light fell, and the children's heads were dyed with a golden halo, and they ran out of the door laughing.

There are (stupid) and loving (forced) primary school students to approach Shen Lang, they hold hands together, dance all the way and taunt all the way, "Shameless, hug my aunt on the road!" "Wow...... It's a real trough cake, and the aunt in her arms is like a dead corpse! "Is Obasan dead?"

Among them are two male classmates with familiar faces,

What are you called Su Zhaobin and Huang Chengfeng......

Shen Lang opened his mouth, not knowing how to answer, the little ghost here...... The mouth is really poisonous...... When I was a child, I saw that adults were all respectful, "Hello, uncle, aunt, yo, let's buy a set together, please be good...... Ahem......"

Xie Yali endured the humiliation that she shouldn't bear at her age, aunt, aunt, and Obasan, she finally couldn't hold it back, turned her head, opened her eyes, and her eyes appeared......

All of a sudden, these little imps became dizzy, and they ran to their homes with a shout.

Lin Guang was puzzled, "What did you do?" ”

"It's nothing...... Xie Yali closed his eyes and said, "I let the people they see others in this life and this life are their own homeroom teachers." ”

"Nani! It's too ruthless......" Shen Lang realized something, and exclaimed in his heart,, their homeroom teacher is not the fat-headed pig...... Is it still the mother's one?

It's too ruthless to look at others like their own female homeroom teachers all their lives, there is nothing more ruthless than this, which shows that they will marry wives in the future, and they are also homeroom teachers in their sight...... Ha...... Cow Pie!

Shen Lang suddenly had infinite admiration for Xie Yali, half immortal is half immortal, I don't understand this hand, the writing wheel eye is too strong!

When the students were almost gone, Shen Lang was a little anxious in his heart, why didn't Huang Meimei come out yet? Did she go back early?

Suddenly...... A pink schoolbag was thrown out, I know! This is my daughter's bag, is something wrong?

Subsequently...... The corners of Shen Lang's mouth crooked...... Who are you like?

Huang Meimei fought three sturdy little boys alone, fighting from the campus to the outside of the campus with one enemy and three, flashing and moving, lightning five consecutive whips, flying and kicking, and using force to fight...... Huang Meimei's understanding of martial arts is very good, and these little boys fell behind in a moment......

One was scratched at the corner of his mouth, one was kicked in the vital point, and one had three more slap marks on his face...... If you can't beat it, they will play cheap, they picked up Huang Meimei's schoolbag and flew all over the sky.

"Oh! Stinky dumb! Well deserved"

"Hey, dumb, there's no way...... Hiss...... Dare to kick me there......"

"Hehe, dead dumb, you are powerful today, and tomorrow Lao Tzu will ask someone to clean you up."

Without waiting for Shen Lang to be crooked, Xie Yali half-propped up, the pupils in his eyes turned strangely, and the three little boys suddenly lost their words, and the next second they reacted, they spoke desperately, but they couldn't say a word......

"They won't be able to speak for the rest of their lives." Xie Yali said.

"It's over......" Shen Lang was a little entangled.

"And you want to?"

"Let them not be able to speak for the rest of their lives."

Xie Yali suddenly realized, "No problem, as long as I become an immortal, they can only be dumb no matter how many times they are reincarnated." ”

This immortal is really powerful...... Is this called someone above me?

Huang Meimei was also hit just now, Xie Yali's way was very simple, to replace the memory of her surprise in a soft way, Uncle Ayuan wanted to shoot, Huang Huotu instantly turned into Kamen Rider, and one move flipped over X kill kick over...! Ah Yuan was kicked to the ground, and after a while, the surface of his body flashed with light...... Exploded......

By the way, I also changed Huang Meimei's memory of visiting the pathological specimen room, she never saw the body left in the human world by Michicho Watagawa...... The Dead Baby......

After doing all this, the corners of Huang Meimei's mouth bloomed with a calm brilliance, because the stone that suppressed her heart had been broken, "Ha...... What's wrong with me lately? ”

Xie Yali nodded, "It's okay, she can say ......"

'Poof——! ’

Shen Lang stabbed the short sword into her chest with his backhand,

Turning on the blood technique, he quickly sent her to an unmanned public bathroom.

Xie Yali's face hurt, "Shen Lang...... Are you moving too fast......"

Shen Lang was speechless, "Isn't this what you've always wanted?" ”

"But...... But people are not mentally prepared at all......" Xie Yali gasped and said, "Whew! Call! I have to go! It's too late...... You'll have to come with me......"

"Huh?" Shen Lang suddenly felt weak, his brain was dizzy, and he was very high, as if he was roaming the universe, "You ......"

"You started so fast, I didn't even have time to detoxify you." Xie Yali held Shen Lang's hand, her eyes were full of tears, and at this moment, she was more virtual than anyone else, "I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, so ...... Don't be afraid, let's be brave and go together......"

Xie Yali gradually lost his breath, Shen Lang was dizzy and unconscious, and when he woke up again...... I was covered in smoke...... The whole person flew towards the vicissitudes of the sky again...... There, there are legends of the gods...... There are Taoist Baidao...... There is a building that is 10,000 times higher than the 'Crown Bathing Center'!

Xie Yali was dressed in a neon dress and feather robe, and her appearance fluctuated, sometimes she was a young Taoist aunt in the previous life, and sometimes she was a perverse hot girl in this life, no matter which life...... Smooth and very fair skin?

Shen Lang followed closely behind in the same yellow robe Heavenly Master suit as Uncle Jiu, how could he ...... Is this about to become an immortal......

Daoist Luofu said, "I didn't think you also have Dao Fruit?" Ollie to Daoyou. "In the previous life, her voice was very calm.

Shen Lang was stunned, "What the hell is Ollie giving to Daoyou?" ”

"The road number you reported before entering the Tianshan Gate?"

"I reported Ollie to the Dangdao?"

"Uh-huh......"

Shen Lang swallowed his saliva, indeed, I was in a daze just now...... It's normal to report it out to Ollie...... West Eight, Ollie to the Taoist? Hurry back to home...... This immortal is not deserved...... It's a shame.

Shen Lang came back to his senses violently, "No, no, no! I don't want to be an immortal, I want to go back...... I'm dead, what should I do with Huang Huotu, he still has a family! ”

Daoist Luofu changed back to Xie Yali's appearance, and his voice was smart, "It's too late, come with me to the immortal class, Ollie will give it to the immortals." ”

"Don't ...... Don't mind...... I want to kill myself when I become an immortal like this......" Shen Lang turned around and desperately wanted to run back, but the infinite wind hindered his progress.

"Don't bother, this is the realm that everyone dreams of, you just have to accept it, Ollie to the immortals." Two strands of voice came out of the woman's mouth at the same time, intertwined and confused.

'Ding-'

The old brother of the system broke through the sky, this is the first time I have seen his true face, because of the wind, there is a boxy thing like a flat plate hanging in the air in the endless wind pressure.

But...... It's a transparent organism...... Without wind pressure, Shen Lang felt that he would never guess the appearance of the system brother in his life.

The old brother of the system said: "The Zeus Express has been delivered, please end the task as soon as possible to sign, if there is any delay, I am afraid that I will pay the delay fee, and it will not be enough to sell the earth at that time." ”

Shen Lang: "......" is paralyzed, this courier is really arrogant!

Luofu Dao Changxiu frowned slightly, "Who rushed to stop the ascension to immortals?" "Let's just shake your hands and kill you, and hit the surface of the system brother...... None of the farts happened...... Luofu Daoist was wilted at that time, "You are free, I will ascend to immortal." "Quickly left.

The old brother of the system didn't care, but continued to urge Shen Lang, "Hurry up and complete the task!" ”

"What can I do, I'm also desperate, I'm going to become an immortal now, I can't go back!" Shen Lang said, I must go back, as soon as I left, the yellow fire soil was played to death by myself.

"That's it, this transparent square box is blocking the ascension of immortals?" The chief of the Luofu road turned back again.

"What!" "Fellow Daoists! Come on! "Let's save Ollie to Daoyou!"

"Grass!" Shen Lang cried......

All of a sudden, there were little doll immortals, old man immortals, sword immortals, hammer immortals, and the most outrageous ...... Holding a salted duck egg in his hand to release ...... The key is quite good, salted duck eggs can evolve into various fantasy monsters after they are expanded...... Is this a summoner......

Everyone's offense hit the system brother, and it was still ...... None of the farts happened......

"Excuse me!" "Dead friends don't die poor!" "Ollie to Daoyou, save yourself!" "This is an extraterritorial heavenly demon, it's too strong!" "The wind is pulling and ......"

Shen Lang: "......" "You immortals, that's all you can do." ”

The old brother of the system didn't squeak, and flew in front of Shen Lang to help him resist the wind, and that's it...... Lie down the same way and win back......

"Hoo ——!"

"Oh, this fresh air......"

I took a look at the surrounding toilet environment......

“emm…… Oh, that fresh smell of......"

Shen Lang hurriedly ran to the gate of the elementary school, Huang Meimei was still picking up books on the ground, "One, two, three...... What's missing? "She's a thief of words, even a little talkative!

"Submit the task!" Shen Lang roared.

A flash of brilliance...... Shen Lang is back......

And Huang Huotu also returned to his body in an instant, and Shen Lang's recent memories would be adaptively integrated into his memories, making him think that this was his recent memories of himself.

"Daddy!" Huang Meimei ran over.

"Sister...... Sister, you can speak! Huang Huotu picked up his daughter, kissed and kissed happily, and his little face was covered with saliva......

On the other side –

Kevin and the mission hall F4 worked all night to find the address of the True Immortal Temple, but as a result, these Taoist priests moved the 'real murderer' Lin Daosheng over early the next morning, saying that Xiaolin committed suicide in fear of crime, and even brought the last words and letterheads, and the letter was full of nonsense, saying how much he hated society, and creating an antisocial personality was done...... The unsolved case has finally been solved......

Li Fengbo was happy, and he went to invite Yang Guimei to talk about his feelings before he got off work...... And Kevin became very twisted, he felt that he had seen the same process of solving the case as many years ago...... There was a deliberate suicide of one person...... The truth of the case...... Hard-to-reach ......

In addition, the female corpse was found in the nearby bathroom, because of this incident, there was a month of riots around, and during that time, the girls did not dare to use the public toilet to go to the toilet.

The main ...... The Huang Huotu family is back on track, and the family of three is more than affectionate, but Qingfang will complain a few words about Huang Huotu, saying that he is not as amused as before, and he has turned back into a stuffy oil bottle.

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The end of the storyline of the two pupils......

There are a few points to mention, in fact, the model of Huang Huotu is 'volvo', license plate number: EM-5092, I made a mistake about this, hehe, and then, there is a little boy named Su Zhaobin, the name actually comes from the screenwriter......

The script of Double Pupil was written by Su Zhaobin, and there is a vulgar plot at the end that love does not die...... No matter how you look at it, it feels like it lowers the overall force of the movie...... After all, this big guy mainly has some love movie scripts......

There is a female reporter named Li Yunchan in the back of the film, her name is Li Yunchan, and she is also the assistant director of Shuangtong.

Then, Xie Yali's erratic voice ...... It's not an acoustic soundtrack...... There are dedicated radio voice actors...... The actress behind the scenes is called Cai Cande......

And the actor who plays Xie Yali is called Lin Han, 13 years ago, as an actor, there was a movie output every year, and after 13 years, there is no big news...... In 17 years, it seems that he has started to be a director...... Promoted from actor to director......

By the way, that bald guy is really called bald, it's recorded in the cast, hiss...... I don't know what his parents think...... 233