361 Uncle Ying's big class

At the dinner table, there are contacts to appear cordial,

Uncle Ying asked with chopsticks,

"Dashuai, have you had any recent activities?"

"Oh...... That's a good question...... I've been so busy lately......" Dalong poked the air enchantingly, "I'll tell you, I get up early in the morning to eat, then go to the living room to sleep on the sofa, eat in the dining room at noon, take a nap in the afternoon, and after sleeping, I will go to the dining room to eat again, lie down and sleep after eating, and eat again after sleeping." ”

Dalong let out a long sigh, "Alasβ€”I'll tell you the truth, my life is really hard! ”

You work hard, you eat, sleep, sleep, eat, and occasionally breed and do manual work...... You're lazier than a pig...... The voice of the crowd.

Uncle Ying didn't make any expressions, "Okay...... By the way, Dashuai, have you had any happy events recently? ”

Shen Langmeng became alert, yes, the red and white celebration, I almost forgot about it.

Dalong replied with a smile, "Oh, Dou Bianying, you asked the idea again, recently, my sow died, and my boar was widow......ed," he slapped the table with chopsticks, "And half a year ago, my father died!" ”

"Alas......" Dalong shook his head and poked the air, "I am really a dutiful son, and I have always dreamed that my father has come to visit me recently...... But he seems to have learned the etiquette of foreigners, and always kisses my neck in his dreams, which is strange and strange...... I'm really sick with my father......"

The soldier next to Dalong hurriedly took out a trumpet and played a strengthened version of the song "Liver and Sausage Broken".

Shen Lang: "......"

Oh, my God...... How sluggish this guy is!

Through the description of the fog cover of Dalong Cloud Mountain, it can be basically determined that this guy was bitten by his father, and it is not a dream at all...... Everything is real...... When Dalong fell asleep at night, his father, who had turned into a zombie, came to visit him and helped him plant small strawberries~ The wound on his neck is the best evidence.

What Shen Lang could think of, Uncle Ying naturally expected, so he asked, "Dashuai, where is your father buried?" "Ancestral Hall~"

Uncle Ying said urgently, "Take me to see it." ”

"No hurry...... After eating, I'll go and see ......" Dalong waved his hand to stop rotating sushi, Qiusheng was not satisfied after eating sashimi, looked at the green food on the plate and thought about it, and grabbed it with chopsticks......

This idiot......

Shen Lang hurriedly picked up chopsticks to stop him.

"Wencai, what are you doing, don't you not eat?"

"Brother Sheng...... It's better not to eat this ......"

"I want to eat!"

"Okay......"

Shen Lang helplessly let go of the chopsticks,

Let's eat......

Eat you to death......

It's all mustard......

Qiu Sheng laughed fiercely, opened the abyssal giant mouth, and swallowed the mustard of the big lump into his stomach!

"Dio, you're a fool...... Silly cute. Shen Lang snickered.

A choking spicy smell rushed straight to his nostrils, and then hit the Tianling Gai in one fell swoop, Qiusheng held his head in his hands and howled, "Ah...... Hot...... Help ......", and after a while, tears poured out along with snot...... Qiusheng ran around looking for it, and finally ran directly to the fountain outside, and stuffed his head into the water......

Uncle Ying didn't know why, shook his head and said, "Exaggerated, is it so spicy?" ”

Shen Lang smiled, "Master, you can try a little, this is Dongying's hot sauce, with a unique taste." ”

"What a fuss!" Uncle Ying dipped some mustard with chopsticks and smashed his tongue in his mouth...... His expression was not calm in an instant...... But he forcibly held back and smiled without saying a word, "Well, the spicy level is average." ”

OK...... The master is also a man who wants to save face......

While the big man was still eating,

Shen Lang asked his doubts,

"Master, what if you encounter the red and white?"

"Red and white? To be specific. Uncle Ying said.

"That is to say, I met two teams of people at the same time, one side was doing red things, wearing red clothes, and the other side was doing white things, wearing robes, but ...... Neither side is human...... They just collided! ”

"Hiss......" Uncle Ying took a breath of cool air, "Red and white will not collide with each other, one is fire, the other is water, water and fire are incompatible, if you really encounter this situation......"

"And if you do?"

"If you don't do enough, you will surely die."

Shen Lang: "......" this ...... It's the same as not saying......

"Master, isn't there a good way to crack it? If you don't have enough deeds, you can't sit still! ”

Uncle Ying touched his chin, "Hmm...... If the Tao is not deep, right...... With a magic weapon nourished by years and six or seven years of cultivation, you may be able to escape this calamity. ”

I rub ...... Six or seven years of cultivation is still not deep?

Shen Lang's equipment and cultivation:

There is a year of nourishing ritual ...... No!

Six or seven years of cultivation...... No!

I thought about hollowing myself out, counting the first time I came to Uncle Ying's world, counting the time I dealt with Chu Renmei, plus the current one, I will only have a month's cultivation when I am full......

Damn...... After rounding, Lao Tzu only has a mere 0.084 years of cultivation, which is not enough to see at all!

ps. One load = one year

Shen Lang was keen to ask questions, and Uncle Ying was naturally happy, and he patiently explained, "That's ...... Wencai, the kind of red and white you are talking about, the pattern that needs to be formed is extremely complicated, otherwise it wouldn't be so difficult to deal with! The location where they appear needs to be at the junction of life and death...... That is, the so-called door of life and the door of death in our feng shui are just in close proximity...... There is randomness to this location, it may be a mountain, it may be in a river. ”

"The situation that meets this terrain condition: for the Yang Tu Yang Ze Chou Gen Yin Zhen Gong Shengmen Fourteen Mountains to the Death Gate Twenty-four Fierce Stars Tianchang Star, and the Yin Earth Yin Ze Wei Kun Shen Xun Kun Death Gate Fourteen Mountains to the Shengmen Twenty-four Auspicious Stars Tiange Xing, and then the Ganzhi year, month and day values of the stars Nayin, and the fierce gods of the Chong Sha position are all earth-breaking earth evil qi, feng shui and moon phases have no day."

Shen Lang softened his ears in pain...... Well? What did I just hear? Devil's Whisper? Why can't I understand a word? Huh? What the hell is going on!

Uncle Ying smiled kindly, his expression was very similar to that of a high math teacher in the university, "Wencai, do you understand?" ”

What can I do...... I'm desperate too...... I didn't actually understand half of it......

Shen Lang pretended to be calm, nodded and said, "I understand." ”

"Yes, your understanding is really good."

"Huh...... Hehehe...... "The kind that doesn't smile."

Uncle Ying continued, "What I talked about before was only the conditions required for topography reasons, so there is a key factor that needs to produce red and white. ”

"I still need something......

Shen Lang has already started to have a headache,

The blood of the scum in my body is boiling again.

"It's a certain day, a certain month, and a certain day, there happens to be a team of red and white things encountered in this place, and it needs to be cloudy weather, and the moment they meet, they encounter natural and man-made disasters, it may be a mountain bandit, it may be a torrent of mud and rocks, or it may be a stumbling down the river, in short...... Two teams were killed as a result, and there were heavy casualties......"

"This condition is too harsh, I thought that a bride who died in vain, and an unlucky drowned ghost could make it up." Shen Lang said.

"That kind can only be regarded as two lonely ghosts," Uncle Ying said...... "a bride ghost in red and a water ghost in white, but they just happened to appear together as demons." ”

Oh...... Got it...... Also, they were not killed collectively or at the same time, so they had to be killed alone...... Sure enough, there is a team of red and white, and the forming condition is a cow batch......

Uncle Ying calculated, "People who die in vain in this kind of feng shui place will become resentful spirits with extremely evil thoughts, and the nearby earth-breaking evil qi is hidden in the leylines within a radius of dozens of miles, and the evil qi and resentful spirits are combined and will not disperse for a long time, and the red and white evil spirits are entrenched in this place...... At certain times, they would manifest themselves and mutilate those who passed by. ”

"That's it......" Shen Lang took out his notebook and recorded the main points about the red and white scars.

Uncle Ying nodded, and continued to spread his knowledge, "Red is fire, white is gold, and gold fire is in the five elements, but don't forget, the evil ghost is in the soil, fire gives birth to earth, and earth gives birth to gold, so a pattern of rushing and overcoming and living and dying has been formed in the town of the five elements and eight gates." ”

"What do you mean?"

That means...... Most of the Dao methods, spells, spells, and witchcraft based on the cultivation of the five elements and five qi of the essence and spirit will lose their effectiveness against them, and only powerful magic weapons and profound cultivation can restrain the red and white demons. ”

Uncle Ying paused and said with a smile, "Wencai, you don't have to worry so much, this kind of evil ghost is rare in a hundred years, you have the desire to explore, and you are already very satisfied as a teacher." ”

Shen Lang couldn't stop twitching, "Haha......" is rare in a hundred years? I'm Nima, this red and white double evil is a fixed plot in the movie...... What to do? I guess this catastrophe will definitely not be as easy to pass as in the movie, and there will definitely be no drama by relying on Aunt Cane alone......