After laughing for a while, the smart and lovely Mi Nianying pushed Dalong's arm and said angrily, "Brother-in-law, you are a guest when you pass the door, so don't laugh at Master Zhengying anymore." ”

"Hiccup~" "Hiccup~"

Dalong was quite disdainful of this, and poked the air in front of him fiercely, as if it was not the dinner table in front of him, but Lin Zhengying himself.

In Da Long's eyes, Lin Zhengying is not just a stinky Taoist priest, his true identity is an old rival......

If Dalong's means were a little worse back then, Michelin would be Lin Zhengying's daughter-in-law......

Thinking of this...... Lou Dalong subconsciously patted his green hat...... It's a bit gray......

"It doesn't matter." Uncle Ying got off the donkey down the slope and sat down lightly, his old lover, ......ahh I still have to see the face of my sister Lian...... emm, inexplicable tongue twister.

Mi Nianying smiled softly, "Then, you can eat as much as you want, I'll go to the room and change clothes first." ”

"Roar~Roar~" Qiusheng sat down and looked at the table full of Dongying food, his eyes were round and big, and he swallowed hard.

"Stop—"

The dinner plate stopped in front of the master and apprentice,

Qiusheng raised chopsticks to prepare for a surprise attack on the lobster,

Uncle Ying said in a deep voice, "Hey......! ”

The sharp eyes made Qiusheng retract his chopsticks.

Lou Dalong introduced with a smile, "It's all high-end goods, especially these Dongying sashimi...... It's so expensive! Enjoy, you guys. ”

The guest is as he pleases......

"Then we might as well be respectful."

Uncle Ying slowly raised his chopsticks.

Shen Lang licked his lips, he was also greedy, especially in the days when he went out to hunt zombies, he ate dry roasted biscuits and steamed buns, and occasionally opened meat bars...... Horse's ...... The chicken is undercooked!

But......

This meal is resolutely not to be eaten,

Oysters, sashimi, and lobster are raw no matter how they are handled.

Therefore, people who eat these dishes for the first time are prone to diarrhea!

In the movie, because of these fresh foods, Uncle Ying and the three of them all had diarrhea, and the battle scene was even more vulgar...... fully mentions the director's bad taste......

Shen Lang pressed Uncle Ying's chopsticks with his chopsticks, and said with a complicated expression, "Master, can't you eat it?" ”

"How?" Uncle Ying.

Autumn life doesn't matter what three seven twenty-one,

took out a piece of sashimi with chopsticks,

The fat flesh of the fish slid over his tongue,

Qiusheng instantly showed a happy expression,

"Wow...... It's delicious! ”

I'm trying to persuade people, you ......

Shen Lang couldn't wait to give him a punch, "Qiusheng, it's okay for you to shut up." ”

"You want me to shut up?" Qiu Sheng pulled two more pieces of sashimi, then swallowed them in his mouth, and said as he chewed, "It's hard! ”

Shen Lang: "......"

Shen Lang explained depressedly, "Master, these are fresh foods, and there may be parasites or microorganisms in them. ”

Uncle Ying was a little dizzy, "Parasite? Microbe? ”

"Uh...... It's not clean...... If you eat it, you will have diarrhea. Shen Lang said.

"Yes." Uncle Ying looked at the table full of delicacies, 'Gollum~' swallowed his saliva, he turned his face to look at Shen Lang, "Wencai, do you think it is possible not to have diarrhea?" ”

Shen Lang shook his head and said, "Master, I've seen these dishes, and those of us who eat it for the first time will definitely cause our stomach to be unaccustomed, and we will have to do things later...... When the time comes, it's over. ”

"This ......" Uncle Ying's hanging chopsticks could only be put down.

Qiusheng was eating lobster in a big gulp, and he was even more sneering at Shen Lang's words, "Master, don't believe Wencai's nonsense, the food is current, and those who don't eat it are fools, he said that if he has diarrhea, he will have diarrhea?" I don't believe it! ”

This kind of person doesn't hurt himself enough, but also harms others?!

Shen Lang slapped the table angrily, "Qiusheng, how about I bet with you?" ”

"Bet?" Lou Dalong instantly became interested, "Dou Douying, are your two apprentices very humorous?" ”

"Hehe, a little humor." Uncle Ying said perfunctorily, and picked up hot tea to quench his thirst and hunger.

Qiusheng said, "Bet on what? ”

Shen Lang raised his index finger and pointed at himself, "After eating this meal, if you don't run and have a loose stomach, I'll run around the Dashuai Mansion!" ”

"Interesting, really interesting, but...... How nice it would be if you were a woman. Lou Dalong smacked his tongue, then took out the Wang Ba box pistol and pointed it at Shen Lang, "Hey, I am a witness to this gamble, if you kid loses the gamble, I will shoot you!" ”

Shen Lang: "...... "Why are you here to join in the fun......

Shaking his head, ignoring Dalong's pen, Shen Lang pointed his index finger at Qiusheng, and was just about to open his mouth when Qiusheng picked him up, "Hey...... I know, I know, if I run and have diarrhea, I also have to run around the Dashuai Mansion...... This is not good, I am the eldest son of a yellow flower, and Guoben is too much of a loss for me. ”

Shen Lang took out plan B, "Then you can upside down." ”

Qiusheng shrugged indifferently, "Okay, anyway, I have a strong physique, so I won't have a stomachache so easily, you...... Get ready for Goben. ”

"Hahaha, okay, you, if you lose the bet and don't poop upside down, I'll let my soldiers shoot you! It's not enough to be killed, it's also necessary to whip the corpse! Lou Dalong laughed, and with a wave of his hand, eight spears were pressed against Qiusheng's head......

Qiusheng felt his head buzzing, "Dashuai, isn't my treatment a little luxurious." ”

Dalong grinned and said, "No way, I'm more looking forward to seeing others poop upside down than Guoben." ”

Qiusheng: "......"

Lou Dalong and Qiusheng continued to eat fresh food,

What else can Shen Lang and Uncle Ying prepare in the kitchen?

Outcome...... The chef on the other side replied that he only made rotten noodles with green vegetables.

Okay...... Rotten noodles with green vegetables are rotten noodles with green vegetables...... The whole dried radish is also quite fragrant.

Uncle Ying said softly, "Wencai, you said earlier that you would do things later, have you already seen your frowns?" ”

Shen Lang summed up his thoughts and said, "Master, this mansion is generous and generous, and there are not a few people who live here, but only Dashuai is the only one who has been recruit......ed."

"Well, go on."

"I think it was an accident caused by the corpse of the elders of the previous generation."

"In detail." Uncle Ying showed an approving expression.

"When a close relative becomes a zombie, the first target they look for is their close relative, so that their relatives also become zombies...... The reason why Lou Dashuai was the only one who was bitten is because his ancestors had an accident. ”

Shen Lang had read the answer in advance, and the answer was naturally handy, this was the surplus that he had pre-studied.

"The last question, Wencai, where should we start with the first step?"

"Hehe, of course it's to go to Ren's house, no...... Of course, I went to the ancestral tomb of the handsome family. ”

Talking...... A large bowl of rotten noodles with green vegetables was served......

"Let's eat, master."

"Hmm."

This green vegetable is rotten noodles...... It's pretty fragrant...... Although it is called rotten noodles...... But this noodle was not left overnight, so the mouth is extremely firm, and it is paired with salty and salty dried radish, which is ...... I won't change it for the deputy secretary of the county party committee......

"It smells so good, master."

"Well, it's fragrant."