"! Why didn't you say it earlier! ”

The bald man said angrily, when the venting intent became stronger and stronger, he couldn't help but stand up, but he didn't dare to stand up straight, he had to pout his buttocks, and rely on the constricted belly to resist the physiological impulse that almost squirted!

But even though his face was suffocated into a monkey's ass, he still couldn't stop the urge to fly down three thousand feet.

"If you want to pull it, pull it out, don't bear it, beware of suffocating your body, maybe will squirt out of your mouth." Song Che said with a narrow smile.

"You...... I see, you stinky boy is deliberately scheming me! ”

The bald man was immediately furious, and he already realized that he had been fooled, pointed at Song Che and Lin Ruonan, and scolded: "You and this slut are in the same group!" ”

"I'm kind enough to help you clean up your intestines, why don't you still have a clean mouth." Song Che sneered: "It seems that the really comes to the mouth." ”

"You! Oh! ”

It seems that the word shit has a physiological stimulating effect, and the bald man's lower abdomen buzzes more violently, and he can't hold it back, so he can only hold his butt while squatting, and jump out of his position in a hurry.

As soon as he jumped out, there was a crunch in his buttocks.

"Poof!"

"Flutter!"

Seeing such a funny embarrassment of the bald man, Lin Ruonan swept away the gloom in his heart, and couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle.

Even the passenger doors, which had been watching the bustle, burst into laughter.

The bald man glared at Song Che hatefully, gritted his teeth and said, "Count you ruthless...... Ouch! No more! ”

Before he could finish speaking, Song Che suddenly whistled, which stimulated the bald man's physiological impulse almost blowout, and with a stream of heat gushing out of his lower body, the buttocks of his pants were also dyed with a layer of shit yellow......

"Haha, look, Naha sits on the man's!"

"Really, the butts are all yellow!"

"Huh! It's disgusting! ”

……

When the surrounding passengers saw that the bald man was actually incontinent at the scene, they immediately talked and laughed at the onlookers.

What's more, he even took out his mobile phone to take pictures.

The bald man was almost sad and indignant at this moment, and he couldn't help but continue to be seen as a joke, so he could only cover his buttocks with one hand and hide his face with the other, and ran to the toilet in a bumpy, gray and gray way.

Song Che shook his head and smiled, and then said to Lin Ruonan, who was still stunned: "Hey, can you still sit in this position?" ”

Lin Ruonan came back to her senses, looked at the aisle where Song Che gave way to her seat, and finally understood that Song Che had just deliberately helped him teach the bully a man.

After suddenly realizing it, Lin Ruonan gradually let go of Song Che's prejudices, and instead had a good impression, nodded without much thought, stretched his cold face and said, "Thank you." ”

"It's a gesture." Song Che smiled slightly.

Then, Lin Ruonan put the heavy suitcase on the luggage rack, although it was very difficult, but she didn't ask others for help, which shows how independent and self-reliant her personality is.

After Lin Ruonan sat in his position, he couldn't help but ask, "Are you really a doctor?" ”

"Isn't it like?" Song Che asked rhetorically.

"I just didn't expect such medical skills, your trick just now is Chinese medicine, right?"

Lin Ruonan remembered that Song Che had just summarized the intestinal disease of the bully man just by observation, and his eyes showed amazement.

After all, in the impression of the general public, Chinese medicine still has a bit of a mysterious color, but Lin Ruonan really didn't expect that Chinese medicine still has such a magical side.

"It is considered a category of traditional Chinese medicine, which is nothing more than accelerating the excretion of filth in the human body by stimulating the acupuncture points corresponding to the intestines, which is actually similar to the principle of smearing the anus and stimulating the intestinal wall with corkscrew." Song Che tried to explain it as easy to understand as possible.

"Uh...... You don't have to go into such detail. ”

When Lin Ruonan heard the words anal and excretion, and then remembered the butt of the man who had just sat on the man's buttocks, he couldn't help but feel a little sick to his stomach.

Maybe it was because of Song Che's righteousness and bravery, or maybe it was because he was curious about his amazing medical skills, so that Lin Ruonan, who has always been cold, took the initiative to talk to the opposite sex for the first time in his life: "But you are really powerful, you can diagnose the condition without even using instruments, especially the set of techniques for pressing acupoints, I have never heard of it." ”

"The skills passed down from the older generation, I have only learned some superficial skills, and they are not worth mentioning."

Song Che prevaricated casually, but his eyes showed a bit of gloom and sadness.

Lin Ruonan thought that Song Che was humble and humble, and his impression was much better.

"By the way, I almost forgot to introduce myself, my name is Lin Ruonan, what about you?"

"Song Che, Song of the Song Dynasty, clear Che."

"Then I'll call you Xiao Song, and you can also call me Sister Lin."

"Okay, Miss Lin." Song Che showed his white teeth and said with a smile.

"......" The corners of Lin Ruonan's mouth twitched slightly, and her heart was depressed again.

She didn't know if this kid was pretending to be confused or really confused, and she was so reluctant to shout Sister Lin to herself!

Anyway, she is also a state cadre in charge of hundreds of thousands of ordinary people!

"You don't look very old, you should have just graduated, right?" Lin Ruonan asked tentatively with an unconvinced mind.

In fact, she was also unsure of Song Che's age.

Looking at Song Che's fair and delicate appearance, no matter how you look at it, he should be a student in his twenties.

But with Song Che's superb medical skills, it is unlikely that he does not have years of experience.

"That's right, I just graduated this year."

Song Che replied.

In fact, it has been a few years since he graduated from a regular university, and with his amazing IQ and talent, as well as several grade skips, he has just turned 23 years old now, and he has completed his master's and doctor's studies in Chinese medicine ahead of schedule, which can be described as a veritable academic genius!

At present, he has been employed as a resident physician in the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine by Yunzhou People's Hospital.

It's just that everyone has never lived in life, so there is no need for him to explain the details too thoroughly.

"So you're a graduate." Lin Ruonan smiled a little smugly, although her pretty face was still a little cold, she finally had a little more frank vitality that a woman should have.

After all, knowing that Song Che was only a fresh college student, Lin Ruonan's subconscious couldn't help but gain some sense of superiority in his identity, and his mentality was much more relaxed: "The next stop of this bus, that is, the terminal station, is Yunzhou City, are you going to Yunzhou City to find a job?" ”

Song Che saw that Lin Ruonan misunderstood him, and he didn't bother to explain, so he replied casually: "That's right, I'll go to work at Yunzhou People's Hospital." ”

Lin Ruonan thought that Song Che was just going to the hospital as an intern, so he smiled and said: "Coincidentally, I work in a government agency, and this time I went to the Party School of the Municipal Party Committee for further study. ”

As he spoke, Lin Ruonan took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and signaled to exchange contact information.

"I don't have WeChat." Song Che shook his head.

Lin Ruonan was stunned and hesitated for a while.

In these years, even many old people have WeChat, and a young man like Song Che would not have WeChat?!

"This guy doesn't want to leave contact information, right?"

Lin Ruonan took it for granted that after hesitating, she took out a business card and handed it over, saying, "Then you can call me this number." ”

Song Che took the business card and glanced at it cursoryly, only to find that this strong woman was actually the mayor of a town.

Of course, he was just a little surprised that such a young woman could serve as the mayor, and he didn't think much about it, and said lightly: "Okay, I'll send a text message later." ”

Lin Ruonan thought that after Song Che knew his identity, he would definitely show a look of surprise, and instead took the initiative to get close to him, no matter how bad it was, he should leave each other's mobile phone numbers on the spot.

As a result, seeing his reaction so lightly, Lin Ruonan was indescribably depressed again.

I'm a town mayor, and I'm still a beauty, and I take the initiative to give a business card, so you have to show it!

This guy doesn't take cadres as cadres too much!

Moreover, seeing that after Song Che stuffed the business card into his pocket, he had no intention of talking to himself, Lin Ruonan only felt that his enthusiasm was extinguished by cold water, and decided that this guy had no intention of contacting him at all.

From the beginning of entering the officialdom, Lin Ruonan was determined to put away the delicate pretentiousness of women, and in the face of the dedication of countless coveters, she has always faced it with a cold attitude, one is to protect herself, and the other is to prove to the public that she can also make a career with her own ability without relying on her beauty!

But people are often contradictory.

Especially Lin Ruonan is still a strong woman who is in her prime and is very confident in her appearance.

She had seen a lot of men trying to please her, and although they were careful to hide the dirty thoughts in their hearts, they always showed a hint of lust in their eyes.

And seeing that Song Che's eyes were clear and indifferent, without the slightest hint of ill-intention, Lin Ruonan inevitably suffered some gains and losses.

"Am I so unworthy of any special attempt from you?"

Lin Ruonan thought about it resentfully, but when he realized that he was almost a nymphomaniac, he hurriedly suppressed his reverie.

"That's it, I'm such an official, what's more serious about a hairy young man, everyone is nothing more than a passer-by who meets in Pingshui."

Lin Ruonan smiled helplessly, and simply didn't say much, while enjoying the scenery outside the window, he thought about his trip to the Municipal Party School for further study.

There were no words all the way to the rest of the journey, Song Che and Lin Ruonan thought about their hearts and didn't talk anymore.

Poor Mayor Lin, for the first time in her life, felt extremely depressed because men did not harass her.

Fortunately, when she got out of the car, Song Che took the initiative to help her take off her luggage, which slightly relieved her depressed mood.

Even, when she got into the taxi, she really received a text message from Song Che on her mobile phone, and she actually felt flattered for a moment.

But after waking up, Lin Ruonan was really depressed to the extreme.

When did you fall into this field!

Seeing Lin Ruonan go away in a taxi, Song Che also invited a taxi to sit on.

"Go to the People's Hospital."

"Keep up!"

Not far away, the bald man also got into the car, staring at the taxi that Song Che was sitting in.