Chapter 001: Sitting Man
"Hello, this position is mine, please let ...... it"
Song Che was sitting in the position of the train and pretending to sleep, Leng Buding heard this crisp female voice, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a woman standing in front of him with a suitcase.
With a well-defined goose egg face, smart almond eyes, slender willow eyebrows, a straight nose bridge, a smooth and delicate healthy complexion, lined with a close-fitting snow-white shirt and black pencil pants, it looks heroic, capable and steady, and a cold and sexy temperament, but also contains a trace of no anger and self-authority.
At this moment, the woman was holding the train ticket, facing Song Che's side, and said with some embarrassment: "This big brother, please let me go." ”
Big brother?
Song Che followed the woman's gaze, turned his head to look at the bald man sitting next to him, and suddenly became stunned.
It was this bald man who occupied the woman's seat.
And this bald man has a burly figure and a fierce face, and he is not good at first glance, so it is no wonder that this woman is a little lacking in qi when she urges people to give up their seats.
The bald man also closed his eyes, and was urged twice by the woman in succession before he opened his eyes slowly, and when he saw this cold and charming woman, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he licked his lips and said, "Sister, this is your position?" ”
The woman nodded and handed the ticket in front of the bald man.
However, the bald man not only did not give up his seat, but said disapprerovitically: "Oh, there are so many empty seats anyway, you can just sit in other seats." ”
The woman was stunned, frowned with a calm face, and said, "This is my position, why can't I sit?" ”
"Why are you so serious!" The bald man pouted, but he really coveted the woman's appearance, so he turned his head to Song Che next to him and said, "Little brother, why don't you do me a favor, sit in the empty seat in the back, and make room for this beauty." ”
As he spoke, the bald man also patted Song Che's thigh with a thick palm, with a threatening look on his face, signaling Song Che to give up his seat!
Song Che's eyebrows furrowed slightly.
Obviously, this bald man thinks that this woman and himself are easy to bully, and he wants to forcibly occupy the seat, but also kiss Fangze.
was about to refuse, but the cold woman scolded first: "Obviously, you have occupied my position, why should you let others give up their seats, can you be reasonable?!" ”
Where can the glamorous woman not see that this bald man is plotting against her, so naturally she will not be willing to trap Song Che and herself.
"I'll say one last time, if you don't get up again, I'll call the police to deal with it!" The woman's tone gradually hardened, with a bit of non-negotiable meaning, revealing the demeanor of a strong woman.
And because her voice was a little loud, it immediately attracted the attention of the passengers in the entire carriage.
The bald man was reprimanded by a woman in public, and his face was a little unbearable, so he simply continued to play a scoundrel, lying lazily on the seat and shouting: "If Lao Tzu doesn't let me, what can you do with me!" ”
"Scoundrel!"
The woman was so angry by the other party's scoundrel face that her pretty face turned a little red.
You must know that her identity as Lin Ruonan is the mayor of a town under the jurisdiction of Yunzhou City, Dongjiang Province!
If there was a scoundrel like a bald man in the town where she worked, she would call the police at the police station to torture her.
But now that he is on the train and alone, Lin Ruonan does not dare to rush into conflict.
"If it weren't for the motion sickness and didn't let the driver drive it, why would I have to fall into the situation of being bullied by dogs in Pingyang!"
Lin Ruonan thought helplessly.
"What's wrong?"
At this time, the train attendant found out about the dispute here and came over to inquire.
"You came just in time, this person took my place and refused to let go!" Lin Ruonan immediately asked the flight attendant for help.
The attendant took Lin Ruonan's ticket and looked at it, and said to the bald man: "Sir, please show me your ticket." ”
The bald man frowned and took out the ticket from his pocket.
It turned out to be a seatless ticket!
Seeing this, the conductor said, "Sir, this train will be seated in the right number, please return the seat to this lady." ”
A little anger flashed in the bald man's eyes, and he said aggressively: "I'm not feeling well, I can't sit for a while." ”
The flight attendant didn't dare to be too tough in the face of this stout man, so he could only say stiffly: "What's wrong with you?" ”
"I don't know, it's just uncomfortable." The bald man pouted.
"If you are really unwell, I can take you to the dining car for a while, and when the next stop arrives, I will arrange for you to go to the hospital to have a look."
"It's uncomfortable, I can't stand up!"
The bald man shouted impatiently: "You are endless, Lao Tzu is a passenger anyway, and it is your turn to command Lao Tzu?!" ”
Seeing the other party's fierce face, the attendant couldn't help but be timid, and in desperation, he could only discuss with Lin Ruonan, "Otherwise, I'll arrange for you to sit in another position first, and then I'll notify the conductor to solve it." ”
"As the manager of the bullet train, do you condone the illegal behavior like this?" Lin Ruonan said with a sly face.
Seeing that Lin Ruonan still had to argue with reason, Song Che couldn't help but feel a little appreciative, turned his head and saw the scoundrel appearance of this bald man, and finally spoke: "Friend, you are so uncomfortable that you can't stand up?" ”
"What's the matter with you? Could it be that you kid still want to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade! The bald man said in a deep voice, and at the same time his eyes showed a fierce light, clenched his fists, and signaled Song Che not to meddle!
Song Che just smiled slightly and said, "You misunderstood, I'm a doctor, if you're not feeling well, I can show you." ”
"You're a doctor?" The bald man frowned, but seeing that Song Che was young and immature, he didn't care too much, so he smiled playfully and said, "Then the little doctor will show me what kind of illness I have." ”
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that the bald man is clearly going to cheat to the end.
As long as the bald man insists that he is not feeling well, even famous medical experts will not be able to help him.
However, Song Che looked at the bald man very seriously, and muttered: "Your body is indeed not small, your face is yellow, your lips are black, the tip of your nose is black, and there is precipitated turbidity near your eyes. ”
“……”
Hearing this, the bald man was stunned for a moment.
He was going to play with Song Che again, but he never expected that Song Che would actually infer his physical condition to the same extent as ten!
"Then you can tell what kind of illness I have?"
"It's hard to say for the time being, but it's likely to be intestinal obstruction or enteritis, and you shouldn't be a lot of wine and meat."
"Hey, you little doctor really has two hits." The bald man said with some amazement.
In fact, he went to the hospital early on, and the diagnosis report was intestinal obstruction.
Seeing that Song Che pointed out his illness, the bald man happened to use it as a shield for the tyrant, so he said to Lin Ruonan confidently: "Did you hear it, other doctors say that I am a patient, and you still have to drive me up, is it inhumane!" ”
"How can this be true? You scold again! ”
Lin Ruonan said angrily, she originally thought that she was a patient and was ready to calm down, but she was so insulted that she almost blew up her lungs.
"What's wrong with scolding you, your parents didn't teach you well, I'll educate you how to behave!"
The bald man got cheap and played tricks, and at the end, he also cocked Erlang's legs and grinned at Song Che triumphantly, as if thanking Song Che for his assistance.
And Lin Ruonan's eyes lit with flames, since she entered her career, she has always suffered some grievances and sufferings, and with her resolute character, she can tolerate these.
However, seeing that the bald man even scolded her parents, she really couldn't bear it anymore!
After all, her parents can be said to be the biggest backlash in her life!
Seeing the bald man squeezing his eyebrows at Song Che again, she also glared at Song Che with disdain, and secretly complained about this quack doctor who saw the wind and helped the rudder!
"Miss, I'd better arrange for you to sit in other vacant seats first, don't take it to heart." The flight attendant kindly reassured.
She was also helpless.
First, the flight attendant has no law enforcement power, and second, if the bully man is really a patient, she will rush away, in case someone takes a picture and spreads it on the Internet, it may be another hot news.
"No, this is my place, I'll sit here!" Lin Ruonan said categorically.
"Hey, it's still a thorny rose, it smells!" The bald man patted his thighs and said with a hippie smile: "Beauty, since you want to sit in this position so much, why don't you sit on my brother's lap and make sure it's comfortable." ”
Seeing that the anger in Lin Ruonan's heart was about to get out of control, Song Che suddenly said to the bald man: "I know a good way to treat your disease, do you want to try it?" ”
"Oh, tell me about it."
The bald man felt that Song Che was helping him, so he lost his vigilance.
"You put your left hand over."
After Song Che waited for the bald man to stretch out his arm, he fixed his wrist with one hand, and pressed the other hand from the tip of his middle finger in an irregular trajectory until it reached his elbow.
"Huh? It's so comfortable! ”
The bald man was originally skeptical, but after pressing it, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he couldn't help but praise: "Little doctor, you are really a god, quick, help me press a few more times." ”
Seeing this, Lin Ruonan, who was about to go crazy, also temporarily restrained his emotions and looked at this strange scene of treatment suspiciously.
And Song Che also met the bald man's request, and repeatedly pressed the other party's arm several times.
"Comfortable, refreshing, I feel like there is a warm current flowing through my body......"
The bald man closed his eyes and enjoyed it, thinking that this train was really the right one, not only occupying other people's seats, but also getting a free massage.
But not long after enjoying it, when the warm current in his body merged into his lower abdomen, he suddenly noticed that something was wrong!
"Huh? Why is this stomach making a fuss......"
The bald man suddenly felt that his intestines began to churn, and a sense of vent gradually emerged.
Song Che showed his white teeth and said with a smile: "It's normal, your intestines are not good, these acupuncture points I pressed have the effect of promoting metabolism and gastrointestinal peristalsis, just pull it out." ”
Bald man: "......"