420 Fantasy Realm to practice takeaway techniques
fell into the world of illusion, but Shen Lang didn't know that compared to Chu Renmei's illusions that were similar to PS, PR, and Jianying, Xie Yali's illusion was obviously ten thousand times more profound than a million times......
This kind of insect fungus attaches to the brain, and when combined with the Dao technique of Luofu Dao, a person will be unconsciously brought into the illusion.
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The injuries suffered here...... As long as the girl is willing...... can be mapped to the outside world as it is...... This is where Xie Yali is terrifying!
Here, she is a god, she is a king, and she can easily control the life and death of others, of course...... If you don't have to...... She wouldn't use this power easily......
A cultivator like her...... Purposeful!
Speaking of which,
The insect fungus is fed by the flesh and skin of Xie Yali's abdomen, and they are naturally at the girl's command...... No, Xie Yali just looks like a girl on the surface...... In fact, deep in the soul is a Taoist who has lived for hundreds of years!
In the illusion -
Because he was not hit by the system brother at the beginning, Shen Lang was forced to engage in the takeaway industry for his livelihood, became a glorious takeaway brother, moved into the collective dormitory arranged by the company, and finally had no place to sleep...... Next, it's good to deliver food seriously!
Eat Shaxian every day, brag and criticize with roommates, think about what to find for the next job when I am free, and occasionally be urged by my family to return to my hometown for development...... Big cities are good in big cities, convenient transportation, many sisters, complete restaurants, many girls, many jobs, and many girls......
The main reason is that you can see all kinds of white thighs, Shen Lang squatted in the famous Internet celebrity pedestrian street in T City and thought, and the boss of the hall behind him shouted, "No. 48!" Meal on the 48th! "My, hehe." Shen Lang replied.
At the beginning of the month, I went to the bathing center with my fox friends and dogs, and ate instant noodles willingly in the middle of the month and at the end of the month, which was both a worker and a rice worker......
However, there are also levels of food delivery, for example, some customers are very slow to receive food, and opening the door is like constipation...... That's the difference...... There are also some guests who open the door on time and wait at the door, or the community does not let them in, so he waits at the door of the community...... This kind of thing is good......
And there is such a good one in Shen Lang's memory, it is a girl with short hair, and the food delivery location is on the eighth floor of the World Building, go straight and turn right...... The girl is always waiting at the door...... When I handed the bag over, she would gently say "thank you".
Who wouldn't like such a customer?
The girl's appearance is not picky, she is very sassy and A, and it is a cool girl style that has been more popular recently...... To be honest, it's a bit like a tomboy, but it's also a fair-skinned and beautiful tomboy, with a great body, especially the lips, which are pink and look very soft.
Shen Lang will send the girl an extra *** almost every once in a while, such as every three days...... Every five days...... Every four days...... Ahh Well, this one doesn't matter......
I am a little surprised that I deliver food to the same person at such a high frequency, because I belong to the wandering delivery person, today to deliver to the high-tech zone, tomorrow may go to send to the people road, the day after tomorrow may run to the south of the city to shake the arms, in short, where to deliver...... What kind of order to take depends on your mood......
In this case, it will be sent to the same place every few days, which is really a bit strange, it seems that the location of the world building will change at any time......?
"Haha, how is it possible, I think too much." Shen Lang looked up at the building, stayed for a while, and walked in, "I've delivered food to the beauty." ”
"You are Ms. Xie with the mobile phone number ending in 2002." Shen Lang walked the process silently.
"It's me, thank you." Xie Yali chuckled, took the bag, and rubbed the back of Shen Lang's hand with his little hand as if nothing happened.
Shen Lang didn't react, just nodded, "I wish you a pleasant meal." With that, he was ready to leave.
Xie Yali: "......"
Xie Yali was really a little desperate, she added a lot of knowledge in the 2020 fantasy world where Shen Lang was, and she finally knew that Shen Lang had an exclusive term for this creature, that is: titanium alloy straight man! If you hook up with yourself, you will only become a ...... in the eyes of the other party Nothing, nothing, nothing!
For his goal of becoming an immortal, Xie Yali said loudly, "Don't go, I like you, let's socialize!" ”
Shen Lang's expression was stunned, he turned his face, frowned and looked at Xie Yali, pondered for a few minutes, and finally nodded, "Okay, then add WeChat to each other." ”
Xie Yali: "......" This guy thought about it just now, definitely thought about it! I deigned to be your girlfriend, and you still think about it, and I'm mad!
Thousands of words converged into a sentence of "Okay~"
So Shen Lang naturally dated Xie Yali, and everything that should happen in daily life happened, shopping, watching movies, going to amusement parks, etc...... I'm too lazy to describe, it's very boring, and I take off my clothes when I get in place...... It's so unqualified...... Hehe, woman, it will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword.
After three months of dating, Xie Yali felt that the time was ripe, and she deliberately led Huangmao Kaizi past him when Shen Lang was working.
"Who is he?"
"Don't worry about it!"
"No, I have to make this matter clear today!"
"Don't you bother, we're done!"
Like the most vulgar and boring love story...... NTR's kind of ......
At this moment, a blood-stained short sword appeared in Shen Lang's hand, Xie Yali's eyes widened, she had waited for this day for too long...... If she becomes a scumbag, she can be stabbed to death by Shen Lang, she can be said to be unwanted!
"How do I have a dagger in my hand? Strange ......" Shen Lang scratched his head, threw the short sword aside, poked Huang Mao's chest with his fingers and said, "You two, rat tail juice!" Be careful that Lao Tzu spits in your takeaway in the future! Hum! ”
Xie Yali: "...... what the hell, isn't your way of revenge too childish?"
Shen Lang rode away on an electric car, and he had to continue to deliver takeaways, and today he was a 'takeaway man'!
Huang Mao looked at Xie Yali and said with a lewd smile, "Then we ......"
'Poof-' along with him, the heads of the passers-by around him were chopped open...... The headless bodies are like fountains...... Sprayed with blood...... Xie Yali was bathed in a blood feast, but there was not a drop of blood left on her body, and her expression was like eating '100 catties of Ollie'.
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Illusion Terminated –
After Shen Lang woke up, he found himself squatting in the place where the stone monument was erected, and the memories of the tide just now were no different from dreams, and he was reminiscing, it was really strange, the inexplicable takeaway technique was cultivated to perfection, and I felt that the blood in my body was boiling...... I especially want to go to food delivery......
Xie Yali changed into trousers and long clothes and appeared, and his stomach was already bandaged!
", Luofu Dao Chief, we will have a battle in the end!" Shen Lang hurriedly posed as Ip Man or Wing Chun.
"Fight your horse!" Xie Yali couldn't stand at all, sitting on the ground, cold sweat sliding down her forehead.
"Huh...... I haven't seen you for a long time, and I feel like you've gotten a lot weaker...... Also, a lot of temper tantrums ......" Shen Lang glanced at the time, "Nani! "It's only been half an hour since I entered the True Immortal Temple, and I obviously feel like it's been a few months...... At least four or five days......
Xie Yali in reality is weak and pitiful, otherwise she would not have asked believers to help her commit crimes, her body is entangled by various diseases, and no one in the real world can beat her...... But just get into her hallucinations...... She can't beat anyone!
Xie Yali stared at Shen Lang, "Shen Lang, you don't have a love root at all. ”
"Oh...... It turns out that those are 'real'. Shen Lang laughed, "Luofu Daoist, you are really idle, you are actually setting up such a big game in the illusion world." ”
"Bad pen, do you know love, you should stab me to death in that situation!"
"Love...... I'm sorry, but I really haven't loved anyone...... Who has ever fallen in love...... For example, the ancient massage technician No. 69. ”
"......" Xie Yali felt that dating Shen Lang was the biggest mistake in her life, this man was out of the sky, he didn't want a girlfriend...... What he needs is a puppet toy that he can stay with forever, such as ...... Inflatable doll ......!
"Now that the words are spread out, you also know that I am from another world, and I am only here to do a mission...... In fact, the task has already been completed, and I only came to you to learn the Dao Fa...... emm…… It seems that you only have to be hanged, and you have sucked a lot of my spirit, hehe...... Is it really a terrible cultivator? Shen Lang said with emotion, "Since you killed all the miserable human beings, I naturally won't have any intentions against you, so let's stop the exchange." ”
Xie Yali patted the ground, "hiss......" but she shook her hands frantically in pain, her physique was not ordinarily weak, she said, "If you don't die today, don't want to leave!" ”
Shen Lang couldn't cry or laugh, "What kind of unreasonable request is this called......
Xie Yali hugged Shen Lang's thigh, "Please, kill me, you can let me do anything!" You can wrestle with this body as much as you want. ”
Thread...... Enjoy a yarn ...... I don't know what's on your belly, besides......
Shen Lang really couldn't kick her because of his feelings, "No need, I've been interviewed in the illusion, and our bodies are not suitable at all...... It's not good for both parties for a long time......"
"I'm having a showdown with you, you've fallen for my trick, and you won't live long at all, if you don't kill me......"
Shen Lang frowned, "Then I'll submit the task and go back." ”
"Don't-"
Xie Yali knew that Shen Lang would eat soft or hard, so he thought about it and said, "You say a condition, how can you help me!" ”
"Conditions...... Shen Lang did think of something important, and smiled evilly, "By the way, my daughter has been unable to speak, can you help cure her?" ”
"Healed, you're going to kill me?" Xie Yali blinked his eyes wide and said hopefully.
"That's right, Director Lang said that the horse is hard to chase!" Shen Lang nodded seriously.
Just go...... Shen Lang hugged Xie Yali in the posture of a princess and went out...... Really, this Taoist is a super waste in reality...... I can't even walk......
Out of the lobby, a group of disciples found that Shen Lang had kidnapped a girl, they were all confused,, when did we have such a smart girl in our family, Huang Daochang and Lin Daochang Jinwu Zangjiao?!
Huang Yifeng stiffened his neck and shouted, "Hurry up and save the master!" ”
"Oooh oh......" "Roger!" "Rush!" The disciples came alive again.
"What to save! Don't save! Xie Yali spoke softly, but every character hit the bottom of the hearts of everyone present, "I have important matters to discuss with this fellow Daoist, but I just went out, Xiao Huang, you don't have to worry about it!" ”
"Yes! Master! Huang Yifeng bowed respectfully, and didn't dare to ask, and the disciples behind him bowed in unison.
Xie Yali looked at Lin Daosheng who was lying on the corpse and sighed, "You and I have fate, when I become an immortal, I will definitely pull you ......" paused, she said, "All the charges will be borne by Xiao Lin, you guys are good, I will go, I am afraid that we can only meet in the middle of a dream in the future." ”
Consciousness is to say: I want to become an immortal, and I will give you dreams and exchange feelings from time to time in the future~
Huang Yifeng whispered, "Are you finally going to succeed?" ”
Xie Yali nodded, "The secret of heaven must not be revealed. ”
Shen Lang owed, "I am the last link, when I kill her, she will become an immortal." ”
Xie Yali stared at Shen Lang, everyone stared at Shen Lang, and their hearts were like roller coasters, especially Huang Yifeng, who whispered, "If all this is true, if the master wants to become an immortal, he needs to borrow the hand of this person, and Lin Daosheng was killed by him just now...... Lin Daosheng has already become an immortal before his master? ”
Huang Yifeng looked at the dead Lin Daosheng with envy, and he almost knelt down in front of Shen Lang and shouted, "Please, please kill the uncle too......
Shen Lang smiled brightly, it's so fun here, killing people is not a crime, it's called helping you become an immortal! 233~