366 is a piece of cake
Well...... The other party is just a lonely zombie, there is nothing to be afraid of at all, besides, the three of us master and apprentice have just experienced the battle of Tengteng Town, and the enemy zombie ...... Piece of cake!
The old zombie slipped out from under the coffin,
He roared, he shouted, he thought he was born as a king!
Heroically spewed out a few breaths of bad breath, the old zombie chose to pounce directly on Shen Lang, and Shen Lang took out a handful of glutinous rice without hurry...... The old zombie was instantly frightened, and then turned around and attacked Qiusheng next to him, and Qiusheng took out a gossip mirror unusually calmly...... The old zombie was full of liver and gall, and he hesitated to jump back...... Lost his goal for a while......
Looking at Uncle Ying, who was upright next to him, cerebral palsy could recognize this as a Taoist master who had achieved cultivation, and the old zombie thought that he might die in seconds if he went against him; Looking at Mi Nianying, who was trembling at the end of the room but still insisted on watching the play, this girl was weak but too far away...... The old zombie dispelled this idea......
His eyes rolled, and his nose sniffed keenly, huh...... There's a smell of, right...... It's a familiar smell...... The old zombie was pleasantly surprised to find his precious son Dalong!
"Ha ——!"
Finally found a guy he could bully, the old zombie was very excited, jumping and sprinting at a speed comparable to a 100-meter athlete, and raised his arms high and poked it......
A foul smell came to his nose, and the dragon suddenly woke up, looking at the old bean with a black face that resembled an African...... He screamed 'Hiccup~', rolled his eyes and passed out again.
Uncle Ying was confident, and he quickly came to Dalong's side, and when his body was twisted, he pasted the yellow charm on the body of the peachwood sword with his left hand, and his body was settled, and he flicked the sword...... The blade of the sword flicked precisely into the chest of the old zombie......
'Bang! ’
Lots of sparks!
The old zombie was sent flying!
"Qiusheng, Wencai, hold him down for me!"
"Good!"
Shen Lang and Qiusheng knelt on the ground and pressed with their knees,
One man against one of the zombie's arms,
Old zombie roars in rage......
"Yo, dare to be rampant? Eat Me One Shot! Qiusheng held a gossip mirror to look at the zombie, and the light in the mirror shot wildly, and the old zombie was pressed to the ground......
"Don't bully people, it's not easy, how good it is to use yellow charms." Shen Lang took out the yellow talisman and pasted it on the old zombie's forehead......
As soon as the yellow charm was pasted, there was no quarrel with the world, and the old zombie closed his eyes and closed his mouth, and no longer moved.
Moment...... The world is quiet......
"Master, it's done!"
"Hmm."
Uncle Ying found a thin bamboo stick, squatted next to it and looked at it, frowning, "You guys, if he doesn't open his mouth, how can I remove the fangs?" ”
Gave it a try...... I can't even open the mouth of a zombie......
"So be it!"
Shen Lang raised his hand to take off the yellow talisman, and the old zombie woke up with his eyes open, opened his mouth and roared...... Huang Fu put it on the opponent's forehead again in the next second...... emm, a little crooked...... took it off and pasted it again, Shen Lang repeated it seven or eight times, and the old zombie was tossed seven or eight times......
Finally, a hideous expression with teeth and claws was finalized...... Hello, you look like a tooth extraction......
Shen Lang gave a thumbs up happily, "Master, Qiusheng, it's done." ”
The two were speechless: "......" Is this guy a devil?
Passing the thin bamboo stick through the fangs, Qiusheng used pliers to extract the teeth fiercely, and it took about a quarter of an hour to finally remove the upper and lower four fangs.
To deal with this kind of low-level zombie, Uncle Ying didn't even use the essence blood, the peach wood sword poked directly at the heart of the old zombie, the breath of righteousness flowed in the evil body, the old zombie was trembling by the spasm of righteous qi and electricity, Shen Lang hurriedly poured the glutinous rice up, and the zombie 'crackled' all over his body, and finally the only corpse qi was scattered and messy...... The corpse turned black and soft......
"Soul to soul, earth to earth, I hope you rest in peace!"
Uncle Ying pinched the yellow talisman, his hand shook slightly, and the yellow talisman ignited a flame...... Immediately threw it into the zombie's body...... 'boom~' flames ignited...... Dalong's father was completely reduced to ashes.
I've always been very envious of the master's hand.,Wouldn't you be able to pretend to be able to compare at any time if you learn it in the future.,And you don't even need to bring a lighter when you go out to smoke.,Right...... It's just a bit of a waste yellow charm......
"Uh-huh, that's it!"
The three masters and apprentices are all not angry, and they don't change their colors.
The difficulty of this mission can be described as 'pediatric'.
Shrunk in the far corner of the room, Mi Nianying staggered and couldn't stand on her feet, and the girl's legs hidden in the long skirt kept trembling, "Woo...... It's too exciting......" The body was honestly afraid, but the little face was full of excitement, "Uncle Ying, take me with you next time you exorcise." "What kind of creature is she......
"Huh." Uncle Ying was noncommittal.
It's done, go home, world peace, long live!
The four of them passed by the dragon in an orderly manner,
Uncle Ying raised his hand and gave him a slap,
"Get up."
"Huh? Who hit me? Where's my old bean? ”
Qiusheng raised his hand and gave him a slap,
"Your old bean has been wiped out by us on the spot."
"Ahh What the! Who told you to destroy my old beans! ”
Shen Lang raised his hand and gave him a slap,
"He's a zombie, you forgot."
"Huh? Oh yes...... He was scaring me just now...... But he's my Abba...... Lao Dou, it's the son who is unfilial, so you still toss it after you die. ”
Mi Nianying and Lou Dalong, who were passing by at the end, looked at each other for a while.
The little girl smiled innocently,
Raised his hand and gave him a slap,
"Uh......h I don't know what to say either...... Anyway, let's make a number......"
Lou Dalong: "......"
"Hello? Let me go first! Feed...... Don't ignore me......"
The four of them pushed open the door of the ancestral hall......
'Phew! ''Woohoo! ’
A large array of gunshots rang out outside the house......
Shen Lang and a few people ran back to untie Dalong in a hurry...... Without this cheat, I can't get out...... Fortunately, Dalong has a big heart and doesn't care at all, and he is very grateful to Lin Zhengying for helping him a lot, and when he goes down the mountain to find herbs and takes it with tooth powder, Dalong's disease can be cured.
It's unrealistic to go back from the mountains in the middle of the night, well, the mountain roads are rugged, and the lights are blinding...... It is also common for one to accidentally fall to his death...... Fortunately, the ancestral house of Lou Dalong's family is also here, and the big guy allocated a room and spent one night on the mountain.
Shen Lang is not very interested here, and at least there is electricity in Uncle Ying's house...... It's really off the beaten track...... There is an atmosphere of going to live at my grandfather's house in the countryside when I was a child......
The claustrophobic night shrouded the courtyard, the house was like a bean, the candle flame was filled with a gray halo, and the gap between the doors and windows was stirred by the cold night breeze, and the candle flame swayed...... It seems to be heralding something......
The Marshal's Mansion -
In the boudoir on the second floor, there was the sound of a woman's steady and hearty breathing, and Michelin slept soundly...... Xu Manhua held the fan, as if she was tired of fanning the young grandmother, she leaned down on the small table and pretended to sleep.
'Squeak~~' The door of the house slowly opened, a fat man dressed as a chef stood at the door of the house, Chef Ye looked at the room with a thief's eyebrows, he whispered secretly, "Tsk, this Xu Manhua is a dog, so loyal, he won't leave until this point in time......" The words changed, "No, I won't have a chance when the handsome comes back tomorrow." ”