365 communiqué personal vendetta, old zombies appear
"Ahhh
Pity...... Qiu Sheng realized it too late...... Taking off the wooden table top and standing it in front of him, Qiusheng gritted his teeth, turned his body upside down with his hands on the ground, and rested his two legs on the wall......
This posture is so sharp that it explodes!
It's a shame that he did it, and if he is almost skilled, handstands will be a problem.
In a word...... Akisheng's ass eggs are anti-customer-oriented...... Actually promoted to become a head...... Dalong still has a conscience, and personally helped him place the red and white spittoon on his 'head'......
Tears slipped down Newton's theorem,
Wet autumn hair,
"Uh......h I can't hold it back......"
'Poof-'
Vomit...... I won't describe it in detail......
Say nothing...... Autumn Life - Forever Dripping God!
Every time I meet this guy, it brings me a new experience.
Spraying and squirting from the spring, I am proud and indulgent...... Ahem...... Yes, the spittoon couldn't even faintly block this air pressure, and inverted Ollie to the first person...... When it comes to doing it, a real man!
It's impossible to ask Qiusheng to poop upside down the whole time, just go through the motions and pull for a few minutes...... But in just a few minutes, it can be said that it is definitely like a year for him!
The bet is complete!
Qiusheng shrank in the corner of the wall to continue his unfinished Ollie business, and the whole person was completely hidden behind the wooden table, in front of the girl he liked, Ollie was already very excessive, and there was a flower...... Upside down Ollie, this is not a circus show...... Qiusheng's face was red, and he didn't dare to speak.
Dalong expressed his satisfaction and applauded frequently, "Haha, amazing, Qiusheng, you are the first person to in ancient and modern times, hahahaha...... It's so much fun......"
"Poof......" vomited blood, and Qiusheng forcibly deducted 100 blood points.
Mi Nianying was so disillusioned with Qiusheng that she even wanted to laugh a little, "Brother Sheng...... Please don't come near me today, stinky. ”
"Puff ......" spurted blood, and Qiusheng suffered a million critical hits.
Uncle Ying reprimanded, "Hmph, if you eat a trench and grow wise, this kid won't be so arrogant in the future." ”
"Oh......" Qiusheng didn't feel anything, he had long been accustomed to Uncle Ying's preaching.
Shen Lang laughed so much that tears came out, and only then did he ease up and teased, "Whew...... Ouch hey, it's going to tickle me to death, all I can say is ...... Qiusheng, you are too good, you will perform this in the future, maybe you can make a fortune. ”
"Get out of ......" Qiusheng ignited the anger in his head, if Shen Lang hadn't gambled on this game at the beginning, he wouldn't have fallen to this point...... But after thinking about it again, it seemed that he really owed too much at that time, Qiusheng raised his hand and twitched his mouth fiercely, "I blame you!" ”
Night......
In the deep night sky, jagged and low-hanging gray and black clouds floated, half-obscuring the bright moon...... The earth was darkened by breathing, and the surroundings became darker and darker, and the chirping of insects among the roots of the grass, the chirping of birds among the trees, and the sound of the stream by the riverside were all low......
Looking through the shadows of the trees, but seeing the scattered rooms and houses in the distance, I went further...... It is the ancestral hall of the handsome family...... The lights never go out, flickering in the night......
The soldiers were orderly guarding outside the ancestral hall, the closed door revealed a soft white light, Mi Nianying was very well-behaved, she took the initiative to light all the candles in the ancestral hall, so it was transparent and bright, just like day.
Shen Lang sat in his position and thought about how to deal with the red and white shuangsha later, Uncle Ying sat next to him and played with the civilization stick in his hand, and Mi Nianying sat next to him...... She fights with each other with two pigtails...... It was as if the two pigtails were living creatures......
As for the autumn birth...... He was still crouching on the spittoon...... Cowering in a corner...... In fact, he had already pulled it up, but he found that he couldn't find the time to stand up...... Just keep waiting.
Lou Dalong was poisoned by the corpse, for him, standing was much more comfortable than sitting, he shrunk behind the pillar and kept wiping his sweat, and the time was moving step by step in the direction of twelve o'clock, he felt quite uncomfortable.
Da Long was sure for no reason, he was sure that his father would definitely jump out of the coffin, this was his intuition...... Intuition between blood relatives......
'Hiccup! ''Hiccup! ’XN!
Dalong asked with a bitter face, "Lin Zhengying, I forgot to ask before, is my old bean fierce?" ”
Uncle Ying looked at him and said, "Isn't it nonsense? Zombies, of course! ”
Shen Lang continued, "Not only fierce, but also terrifying!" ”
"Ah...... Fierce? It's scary! Dalong's legs were trembling, "I'm so scared, shall I go first?" ”
"No! You must not go! We all rely on you to bring him out! Do you want to heal yourself? Uncle Ying said.
Dalong swallowed his saliva and looked at his father's coffin for a while, the more he looked at it, the more frightened he became......
'Bang! The coffin board shook suddenly!
"! Damn! The dragon turned around and ran.
Qiusheng saw that this was a good opportunity for revenge, and after putting on his pants at the speed of light, he turned out from behind the wooden table, and added two more somersaults to the ground, "Where to escape!" You are not allowed to go! ”
Dalong's fat body runs very slowly, he may jump faster, Qiusheng came first and intercepted Dalong!
Wave your hand and smash your fist into the opponent's chest,
"Ah......h The dragon screamed.
Bow down and make a move to sweep the legs,
"Ahh......h The dragon screamed.
Immediately followed by a 270-degree rotation around the volley,
Qiusheng hit the opponent's belly with an elbow strike accurately!
"Poof......!" Dalong vomited out his lunch and fainted.
The communiqué's personal vendetta is beautiful, Qiusheng picked up the big dragon and walked back, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but smile proudly!
Mi Nianying worried, "Brother Sheng, you work so hard, will my brother-in-law be fine?" ”
"This ......" Qiusheng didn't know how to answer.
Shen Lang persuaded, "Don't worry, your brother-in-law has been poisoned by the corpse and is covered in hard clothes, this little skin injury will be fine at all...... Don't believe you punched him twice? ”
Qiusheng called the expert and secretly gave Shen Lang a thumbs up.
"That's it!" Mi Nianying, a stupid girl, really rushed over and slapped Dalong twice, she shook her hand in pain, "I have long wanted to hit my brother-in-law," and immediately changed her innocent expression, "Ah no...... Really, my hands hurt so much, it turns out that people who have been poisoned by corpses will become very stiff. ”
Everyone: "......" Dalong's sister-in-law seems to be a little black~
Uncle Ying took the hemp rope and said, "You tie up Dashuai, without him, zombies will not appear." "Oh-"
The dragon was bound to the shelf, and his eyes were closed...... Sleepy as a dead pig...... It's good that way, so that he doesn't get in the way.
Everyone is ready to go, quietly waiting for the appearance of the old ghost zombie!
'Boom~' loud bang!
The coffin board flew out this time, and Mi Nianying screamed and hid to the farthest position from the battlefield to watch the battle...... Hehe, a typical Ye Gong is a good dragon...... Nian Ying is a good zombie.
The coffin creaked, and a corpse gas second only to the smell of Qiusheng's fart wafted from inside, and this corpse gas was like mist...... A little bit in the air...... It tastes a bit like a swishing meal, only a little more disgusting.
The three masters and apprentices looked at it, and there was an old man in Tang costume lying in the coffin, and his face seemed to be younger than Dalong, and he had a ...... The thief is like Hou Zhen...... emm…… Maybe Dalong's father is more childish......
Black Tang hat, black Tang jacket, red bottom money imprint Tang pants, the man's face is black like ink, and his fingers are stiff...... A three-centimeter-long blue-blue nail emerges from each finger......
Uncle Ying didn't take this product seriously at all, and lightly ordered, "Start work!" "Good!"
It just so happened that the tools used to fight zombies in Tengteng Town last time had not been used up, so Shen Lang and Qiusheng joined hands to control the ink fountain and stretched the ink fountain line outside the coffin!
"Roar...... old zombie smelled his son's scent, was very happy, and got together, "Ah——! "I was hit by an ink fountain, my whole body crackled and exploded, and I retracted into the coffin violently!
The old zombie has a very low intelligence, and if he is hit by a bullet once, he will continue to rush ...... was hit three times in a row, and then he stayed in the coffin honestly......
Shen Lang and Qiusheng high-fived each other, "Yay! Get! It's so easy! ”
'Boom......' There was another sound, and the zombie ghost slammed his hands and cracked the bottom of the coffin...... He got out of the ground by luck!