According to the usual routines of film and television, Aunt Liu will come over, and Xu Si will definitely wake up before being kissed.

But what is happening in front of him is neither film nor television, but a farce arranged by a certain time-traveler who likes to make trouble.

So Aunt Liu firmly slammed on Xu Si's mouth.

And then......

Xu Si woke up!

Xu Si was half dizzy and half awake, and before he could fully react, he only felt that there was something abnormal on his mouth, so he licked it unconsciously.

Aunt Liu's eyes widened.

Xu Si's eyes widened.

Syllable!

Aunt Liu slapped Xu Si in the face.

"What are you doing?"

Xu Si covered his face, looking confused.

"What am I doing?" Aunt Liu snorted coldly, "I still want to ask you what you are doing!" Don't think that if you are young, you can take advantage of me casually, thirty years ago, my aunt and I were also a well-known flower. Add money, you have to add money, otherwise it's not over! ”

"What's the money?"

"The 1,000 bonus I gave you to knock you unconscious, and the compensation you took advantage of me, add up to at least two ...... No, three thousand! ”

"Am I taking advantage of you?"

Xu Si was speechless, it was obvious that she was taking advantage, how could she become her own advantage? How hungry does he have to be to take advantage of her?

Hearing this, Aunt Liu picked up the broom on the ground: "What, are you going to admit it?" ”

Xu Si: "......"

How can this sound like he has abandoned his aunt from the beginning, is he Xu Si such a person with no morals and no taste?

But for the broom's sake...... No, for her sake's sake, there's no need to worry too much about this little money.

The top priority is to stay away from her.

He didn't want to fall unconscious again, and then stage an unconventional play with the other party about the "princess" kissing and waking up the "prince".

It turns out that Aunt Liu really didn't want to take advantage of him, and as soon as she got the money, she left it behind and ignored it.

According to the logic of the Internet, at this time, Xu Si should suddenly feel lost, not angry that the other party does not take himself seriously, and then find a way to attract the attention of the other party.

However, at this time, Xu Si only felt lucky, especially when he saw Aunt Liu's eyes shining and looking at Lu Liang and Xia He impatiently.

"Senpai!"

Xu San hurriedly spoke up, "People of all sexes are scheming, and it is easy to wake them up now, so it is better for the seniors to go back to the company with us, and then wake them up when we get to the company." ”

"To your company? It's so late...... "Aunt Liu is a little troubled, and she just earned three thousand from Xu Si...... To be precise, it's 3,100 yuan, just go to their company, and they won't be forced to ask for a refund or even a set, right?

"I'm sorry, disturbing the rest of my seniors, it's really too cunning for people of all sexes, and I have to guard against it." Xu San said.

However, no matter what he said, Aunt Liu did not let go.

In the end, Xu Si had an idea: "Otherwise, you go to our company, and I will give you another three thousand." ”

Three thousand for one trip?

Aunt Liu felt more and more that there was a problem in it, but she was a little reluctant to give up.

That's three thousand!

Coupled with the 3,000 and one that she just arrived, she can buy a very good speaker online, making her the most beautiful aunt in the park and square.

Thinking about how she somehow practiced the iron broom skill with one hand, she beat these people and stunned one by one, and she didn't even use the second move, so she nodded and said: "Okay, although I don't quite understand what you mean, but Auntie, I am usually the most helpful, as long as this police comrade goes with me, I will go with you." ”

The police naturally will not object, he does not know the existence of aliens, but he knows that everything is true, and the relationship network is terrifyingly strong, and even some leaders do not shy away from asking all departments to cooperate when they receive each other's requests for help.

In this way, Xu San and Xu Si returned to the company with Aunt Liu, Zhang Lingyu, and the policeman, as well as Xia He and Lu Liang.

After a fairy-tale operation, Aunt Liu happily took the money and left, leaving only Xia He and Lu Liang locked in the confinement room and doubting their lives.

What the hell is going on?

All they remember is that the broom is raised, and they are plunged into darkness until they ...... Woke up by the broom-wielding aunt.

If it weren't for the presence of Xu San, Xu Si and Zhang Lingyu, they would all think that they had encountered the Becoming Too Astringent Demon and would be imprisoned. taught.

The most unbelievable thing for them is that the aunt is lewd. After blaspheming them, he even asked Xu San for labor fees, and Xu San actually ...... Given!

Does this work anywhere?

Is this still the Heavenly Master's Mansion?

This is even more demonic than their all-sex demons!

……

Xia He's sudden outbreak of Qi not only attracted Zhang Lingyu and Xu San and Xu Si, but also attracted the attention of another force.

This force is the World Society!

Like the Fengyun World, there is also a force in this world called the Tianxia Society, but the leader of this Tianxia Association is not the old man Xiong, but the boss of the large enterprise Tianxia Group, Feng Zhenghao.

Tianxia Group is in this city, and the storm caused by Zhang Chulan and the rumors about "Under One Man" have long been known to Feng Zhenghao.

In view of the strange relationship between the comics and reality, Feng Zhenghao did not act rashly, but sent his daughter Feng Shayan to pay close attention to Zhang Chulan, waiting for an opportunity to find out who the author of "Under One Man" is and the secret behind the whole thing.

When Zhang Chulan stayed up all night waiting for the monster to put on his own sack, and Zhang Lingyu stayed up all night waiting for Zhang Chulan to be put on a sack by the monster, Feng Zhenghao and Feng Shayan were also waiting silently, and then waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting until Xia He's Qi suddenly broke out, and Aunt Liu showed her might and defeated the enemy with one move.

After the incident, Feng Shayan secretly rejoiced: "Fortunately, we hid in the dark and didn't go out rashly, otherwise we would ......"

When she thought that she was like Xu Si, she was first slapped with a broom, and then woken up by her aunt's kiss, she was scared into a cold sweat.

Feng Zhenghao is concerned: Who is this master surnamed Liu? Why have you never heard of it before? Could it be that she is really from the Wu-Tang Clan? If she is really from the Wudang Sect, I don't know what her relationship with Wang Ye is? If it weren't for the Wu-Tang Clan's ......

Thinking of this, he instructed Feng Shayan: "Zhang Chulan will let it go first, and you will focus on this 'Aunt Liu' next, find out why people of all sexes will find her, and who she is, and see if you can win over her." ”

"Okay!"

Feng Shayan replied reluctantly, and secretly said that he was finished, could he not escape the same fate as Xu Si?

If she was not forced to do so, she really didn't want to deal with "Aunt Liu", but since it was her father's order, even if she was reluctant, she could only bite the bullet.

Feng Zhenghao thought for a while and added: "When you deal with her, you must pay attention to the ways and means, don't be self-defeating and offend others, even if you can't solicit it, you must have a good relationship." ”

Thinking of the broom in Aunt Liu's hand, even he, as the president of the World Association, couldn't help but feel stunned.

It was so weird and too powerful, he didn't even sense the other party's Qi, Xia He, Lu Liang, and Xu Si fell one after another.

It's just incomprehensible!