Zhang Lingyu felt a little tricky.

This aunt ...... Oh, senior, since he is a master of the Wudang faction and started to knock Xia He and Lu Liang unconscious, he must be jealous and hateful.

He wanted to take Xia He away, but he was afraid that it would not be easy.

It's not easy to return, no matter what, it is impossible for him to watch Xia He fall into the hands of the other party, in case the other party has the idea of good and evil, and turns his head and clicks Xia He, he has no place to cry.

He said tentatively: "May I ask the seniors, what are you going to do with them?" ”

"Disposition? What to dispose of? ”

Aunt Liu didn't know why, but she quickly thought of something and shouted aggrieved, "You won't mean compensation, right?" I'm telling you, you can't blame me for this, if you want to blame them, who made them so fierce just now, I thought they were going to beat me, just ...... Yes, the reflex moves the hands, who knew they were so unbeaten. ”

Zhang Lingyu: "......"

Is he talking about reparations?

Moreover, the Wudang master stunned the all-sex demon, and he was actually worried about compensation...... No, it's really nonsensical to have to compensate.

This senior is quite humorous, and has a kind of fireworks of small people in the market, which is completely different from traditional Wudang masters, no wonder I haven't heard of it before.

It is estimated that she has been living in seclusion among ordinary people, observing and understanding as an ordinary person, but she happened to meet Xia He and the others, and simply cooked them.

Thinking of this, he was a little helpless, but he couldn't continue: "Senior, I mean, if you haven't figured out how to deal with them, it's better to hand him over to me......"

As he spoke, a voice suddenly sounded: "Lingyu Zhenren, although your Heavenly Master Mansion is the leader of the righteous path, if you want to take away the people of all sexes, you have crossed the line." ”

Zhang Lingyu turned around to look, only to see Xu San and Xu Si walking towards him with Feng Baobao, and behind them, there were several couriers in overalls.

He knew that the Qi that Xia He had inexplicably flashed away before, as a local snake, could not have found it.

The reason why he was in a hurry to take Xia He away was to avoid everything, so as not to let Xia He fall into their hands.

Compared with the Heavenly Master's Mansion and other alien sects, as a semi-official organization, all of them are natural, and they are natural opponents of the whole nature.

A bear child like Liu Yanyan who doesn't know the height of the sky is okay, and nine times out of ten if he is caught, he only needs to work in a courier company.

Like Xia He, as one of the four arrogacies of the whole sex, once he is caught anywhere, it is by no means as simple as a part-time job.

But if he wanted to forcibly take Xia He away, he didn't do it, or he didn't dare to do it, because he didn't represent himself, but the Heavenly Master's Mansion.

Zhang Lingyu made a gesture and explained: "Mr. Xu Si misunderstood, I took Xia He and Lu Liang away because I wanted to hand them over to you. ”

Although he didn't want Xia He to fall into the hands of Dutong, Xu San and Xu Si had already appeared, so he could only give up temporarily and find other ways to rescue him.

"That's thanks to Lingyu Zhenren."

Xu Si returned the salute and turned his head to look at Aunt Liu: "These two, no, three, you knocked out?" ”

Aunt Liu looked at the courier behind him, and saw that they seemed to be in a group, and said with curiosity on her face: "In the middle of the night, your courier still delivers?" It's not easy for you, I heard that being a courier now not only has to endure hardships, but also can cook, do homework, play games, drive excavators, repair computers, ......"

Xu Si: "......"

I'm sorry, he seems to be dragging the industry back, except for smoking, drinking, and burning...... Well, fights, nothing else.

He had a dark face: "We know everything." ”

"I know, don't look at my age, I'll also buy online. Last time I bought a pot online, you gave it to me. Your courier brother also opened the pot for me, and now this pot has cracked. Aunt Liu babbled.

Xu Si didn't know if she was pretending to be confused, or if she really didn't know another function that could be used anywhere, so she simply cut through the mess and went straight to the point: "Auntie, how did you knock them out?" ”

"This ......" Aunt Liu was a little weak-hearted, "I didn't mean to, I just waved the broom casually, and they fell to the ground." ”

With a casual wave of a broomstick, the two generals of the whole sex will fall, do you think you are Harry Potter or Voldemort?

Even Harry Potter and Voldemort can only use a broom to fly, not a wand to cast spells.

Xu Si was deeply suspicious of Aunt Liu's words, and although the police on the side testified on his behalf, he still felt that seeing was believing.

So, he hooked his hand at Aunt Liu: "Come, you wave it at me with a broom." ”

"Don't do it."

"If you want to wave it, you will wave!"

"What if you faint too? I don't want to lose money. ”

"You don't have to pay for it!"

"Really?"

"No compensation is guaranteed. If you make me unconscious, not only will you not have to pay for it, but I will give you money. ”

"Just kidding, how can there be such a good thing?"

"I'll give you money when I say I'll give you money! In this way, whether you can make me unconscious or not, I will give you a hundred first, and if you are really unconscious, I will give you another thousand. ”

As he spoke, Xu Si took out a hundred yuan from his wallet and handed it to Aunt Liu.

Aunt Liu took the money, touched it, and shone it on the street lamp, but unfortunately the light was dim and she couldn't see anything.

She put the money in her pocket with some regret, and said: "I have lived so much, and I have never seen anyone spend money, let me smoke him with a broom, don't regret it later!" ”

Xu Si: "...... I will not go back! ”

"Good!"

At this point, Aunt Liu didn't say much, and picked up the broom to smoke.

Syllable!

Xu Si fell to the ground, unknown to anyone.

Xu San: "......"

Feng Baobao: "......"

Zhang Lingyu: "......"

Police: "......"

Aunt Liu saw the strange atmosphere at the scene, and said: "You all heard it, this is what he asked me to do, you can't blame me!" ”

"Senior ......"

Seeing Aunt Liu's mighty performance with his own eyes, Xu San realized that he had lost his eyes, and quickly lowered his posture, preparing to let Aunt wake up his younger brother.

Who knows, as soon as he opened his mouth, Aunt Liu shouted: "It's broken!" ”

"What's wrong?"

Xu San's heart tightened, could it be that the aunt ...... No, senior, I didn't pay attention to the control force and broke Xu Si?

Aunt Liu said with a serious face: "I knocked him out, who should I ask for the remaining 1,000 yuan?" ”

"Senior, stop kidding."

Xu San thought to himself, this senior is too out of tune, and she still jokes, but she can joke, which means that the matter is not serious, and Xu Si should not be broken.

Who knows, Aunt Liu's eyes widened: "Where are you kidding?" said that if you knock him out, you will give another thousand, but you turned your face and didn't admit it! ”

"No, senior......"

"No, let me tell you, in life, the most important thing is a word of faith, people do not stand without faith! Give money! ”

"Senior ......"

"You're going to pay your bills?"

Aunt Liu clenched the broom, and there was a big meaning of using the broom to speak if she didn't agree.

Xu San's eyelids jumped wildly, and he had to follow her and say: "Give, give, give, I'll give it right away!" But senior, should you wake up your brother first and let him personally give the money? After all, he was the one who promised you the money. ”

Aunt Liu was silent for a long time.

How to knock people out, she already knows; How to wake people up, but she still has no clue.

In the TV series, how do you deal with a coma?

She thought about it, squatted down, supported the ground with one hand, and lifted Xu Si's head with the other, and then pouted and leaned over.

Feng Baobao looked at it with relish, but Xu San hurriedly asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"Wake him up."

After Aunt Liu finished speaking, she pressed it.