9. Pluck the zombies
The fat middle-aged man is a rich man,
The kind that takes advantage of several listed companies in hand,
It's called Huge Sea, hehe...... I don't know what his parents think......
Occasionally, it will appear in a lesser-known rich magazine.
Panghai said that he came to 'Haotai Garden' to find friends,
He didn't say much about what friends he was looking for.
Everyone knows it,
This kind of local tyrant has villas outside,
The family does not live here,
Come to this community by yourself......
Probably...... Probably...... It's in the community...... With a junior, no, there is someone you like......
Among the two men in black,
The tall man is a robber with a criminal record,
A few years ago, I did a big ticket,
Now that he has re-emerged from the rivers and lakes with a short man,
Their target is the huge sea,
After a week of stalking, I finally plan to make a move today.
The subsequent plot was broken by Shen Lang,
And then the huge sea was saved,
The old security guard is also very powerful,
The little security guard ordered a dish......
The rest of the story is much simpler,
After Shen Lang explained what he knew to the police officer's uncle,
Rushed to a nearby convenience store to buy a band-aid to bandage the wound,
The hand was cut wide,
It is estimated that it will take about a week to heal.
"Whew, fortunately, Boss Pang is magnificent, if he makes me lose the watch money, it will be over......"
When I think of my extraordinary stick,
Shen Lang's heart moved faintly,
"Two million...... Million. ”
"The huge sea is also destroyed by the waves, who will go out and wear a two-million watch."
In the next few days, there was no bloody plot,
For example, a rich boss wants to introduce his daughter,
For example, the rich boss knelt down and thanked Shen Lang for wanting him to be the CEO of his company.
Another example is that the rich boss is actually a master in the world,
Put yourself in the ring and give it to Shen Lang...... Ahem
Shen Lang and the huge sea don't have much friendship,
The two exchanged WeChat with each other,
Accepted the other party's thank you words for two days,
and a few thank-you red envelopes within 1,000 yuan,
The fate of the two is almost about to graduate,
After all......
Shen Lang didn't even have the permission to view the circle of friends of the huge sea.
This incident did not make the news,
It's just a small section of the page in the local newspaper.
I guess anyone who reads it will feel like that,
I can do it too...... It's a big fart~
But ah, the thrilling feeling at that time is only known to those who have actually experienced it!
That's actually pretty good.
As long as you have a clear conscience,
If saving people is just for the sake of return, then it is better not to do it!
Think you're doing the right thing, and that's enough.
Shen Lang was very happy,
I used to fight zombies in Busan,
So when you meet two people in black, you can deal with it calmly,
Compared to the group of zombies who have no mind and are desperately trying to break through,
It's actually a lot easier to deal with these two kidnappers.
Of course......
Yi Sang-hwa's fighting skills and Min Britain's baseball skills,
All of them have provided a great boost to Shen Lang!
Ten days of recuperation,
No jogging workouts,
Order high-end takeout and eat steak every day,
This kind of lazy life made the injuries on Shen Lang's hands heal quickly.
Shen Lang sat on the chair,
The old laptop has not known how many times it has played 'Mr. Zombie 1',
The story inside has been scrutinized many times in Shen Lang's mind,
After pondering it again,
Shen Lang felt that he was almost ready......
Shen Lang breathed a sigh of relief,
"That's it! I'm ready! Enter 'Mr. Zombie 1'! ”
In a flash, Shen Lang's figure disappeared into this world.
.
Silent and quiet night,
The moon is big and round,
Moonlight filled the air with blue depressions.
The second crossing,
Shen Lang quickly understood his identity,
He is now the most unsatisfactory disciple of Uncle Jiu - Wencai,
Be honest and down-to-earth,
Although doing things is a bit anticlimactic,
And the Tao is also a comparison,
But Uncle Nine still likes literary talents.
Qiusheng is much smarter,
But for people to be more slippery,
Always take shortcuts in doing things,
In terms of Taoism, it is average,
But there are outstanding advantages in martial arts.
Uncle Nine treats these two apprentices indistinguishably from each other, teaches them according to their aptitude, and does not show excessive favoritism to anyone.
Of course......
Shen Lang's purpose in coming here was not to learn the Dao method of five thunders.
It's useless to bring that thing back into real life.
Zombies are creatures that only appear in the film and television world.
In reality, if one or two can be found, it is estimated that they would have been collected by the cultural center a long time ago.
"Wencai, go to the hall to offer incense!"
"Oh......"
Shen Lang responded,
This is where the movie begins.
Through the corridors,
Push open the creaking wooden door,
There are enough eight coffins parked here in the offering hall,
Shen Lang's task is to light incense,
Hand cigarettes to these zombie bosses.
Because I've seen it many times,
So Shen Lang didn't feel scared,
Grab a handful of incense from the table,
Light it on a candle flame.
Shen Lang's gaze was aimed at the group of zombies brought by Uncle Rednose,
Uncle Rednose is the younger brother of Uncle Nine, and his name is the four-eyed Taoist.
Monster hunting techniques aren't very good...... It's funny!
Behind the white curtain stood eight new zombies,
These were brought by my uncle,
He hurried to the neighborhood, so he stopped at Uncle Nine's house for a few days.
These zombies all need to be brought back to his homeland for burial.
The new zombie,
There is no resentment,
It can basically be regarded as harmless to humans and animals,
Some people say it's the walking dead......
Movies...... Why are you so entangled......
Authentic old Jiangxi chases corpses,
That's skewered the corpse with a bamboo pole,
The corpse chaser is in the middle to control the bamboo pole step by step,
Due to the problem of operating radians,
That's why people mistakenly think that the corpses are bouncing around at night.
Shen Lang pulled the white gauze curtain aside,
And he took a portion of the incense and put it on the censer in front of them.
"You eat first, and if you don't have enough, you can add more food."
The lamp next to the incense burner tends to go out slightly,
Shen Lang pulled out the wick with tweezers,
The flames rose again,
Once this fire is extinguished,
They'll start moving freely.
Shen Lang smiled,
lifted his pants,
"Then it's your turn to satisfy me."
Holding tweezers, Shen Lang quietly walked to the zombie's side,
These zombies are generally pale and bloodless.
It's like carving out of a mold.
And...... It's all male zombies...... No Sister Zombie ...... Pity......
Clamped the air with tweezers,
Shen Lang cautiously walked around between them,
"Well, after thinking about it, it's better to pull out your hair."
Shen Lang held tweezers and pulled out a hair on each of their heads,
Put the hair in your hand and it will disappear automatically.
At the same time, the system's prompt sounded in my head.
[Zombie blood value increased by 1, currently 1/100]
[Zombie HP increased by 1, currently 2/100]
[Zombie HP increased by 1, currently 3/100]
…………
Shen Lang easily obtained eight zombie bloodline points,
"Not bad, yes, let's try to pluck the nose hair next~"
Lift up a little yellow rune paper a little,
Shen Lang pulled off a nose hair with tweezers,
This time there was no reaction at all when I put it in my hand.
"Uh...... Well, a zombie can only be provided once, which is normal, otherwise I'm going to strip them of their hair...... Those feet are hairy......"
[Funny value increased by 1, currently 1/100]
The corners of Shen Lang's mouth crooked, "Huh? Why is the funny value suddenly increasing? ”
Thinking and thinking,
Shen Lang didn't pull the white curtain together,
In the film, because there is no pulling,
Wen Cai accidentally bumped into the ever-bright lamp,
The runes on the foreheads of these zombies will only take action when the rune paper falls off.
If you want to collect funny values,
It's best not to miss this plot.
There are eight coffins next to it,
Among them, there is a coffin in which Qiusheng is dressed as a zombie.
Shen Lang planned to extract the zombie bloodlines in the remaining seven coffins.
I'll see you a little bit later, this trickster.