The world in the movie is a year when the Internet is not developed,

There are not so many neon lights flashing in the streets,

That's why the moon in the sky looks big and round.

The offering hall in Uncle Jiu's house is basically a brick and stone structure, and there are oil lamps hanging on the wall pillars, and a few lamps can brighten up the public hall.

Eight lotus-shaped coffin plates,

Since the coffin board is not very heavy,

Shen Lang easily opened a coffin,

To the guy in the official uniform inside,

The inexplicable feeling in my heart is cute,

These are all task completion~

"Hehe, I guessed that right, there are zombies here, too."

Inside was a zombie in palace clothes, with a slightly black and purple face, which seemed to be much more powerful than the batch of white zombie cubs brought by Uncle Shi.

With a gentle tug,

Shen Lang took off one of the zombie's hairs,

Then put three sticks of incense on the coffin,

"Brother, don't be weird, I'm just here to complete the task."

[Zombie HP increased by 2, currently 10/100]

deliberately bypassed the coffin where Qiusheng was hiding,

Shen Lang pulled out the hair of the seven old zombies in one go.

Loose hair is easy to remove,

Compared to those new zombies,

These veterans have a deeper degree of blood.

Seven zombies have been extracted,

[Zombie Blood Value is currently 22/100]

Shen Lang knew,

It is easier to collect in the early stage,

It's okay to come decently,

and other tasks to reach 60/100,

The later plot is about to start leaping.

"It's time to eat, it's weird."

Three sticks of incense were inserted in each coffin,

Shen Lang finally came to the coffin where Qiusheng was hiding.

People are scared to death,

And there is indeed something about the zombies dressed up in Qiusheng.

Shen Lang smiled slightly,

deliberately stuffed the end of the incense into it,

"It's time to eat, eat more~"

The three incense sticks moved,

From the coffin came the man's 'oops',

Qiusheng just wanted to draw the incense in,

As a result, I was burned by incense.

Shen Lang was happy, "Huh? Got a sound? Is the rice not enough? ”

"Okay, let's give it away today, and feed you all the rest!"

After that, the remaining incense in his hand was stuffed into the coffin by Shen Lang in one go!

The smoke was foggy, and Qiusheng, who was nesting inside, was choked and coughed, "Ahem...... You ......"

The coffin was pushed open violently,

Suddenly, a snow-white skull came out of it,

Already on guard, Shen Lang turned sideways to avoid it, pretending to be afraid,

"Ahh

Qiusheng saw that this trick 'worked',

Then he smashed the skull out,

Shen Lang couldn't dodge it, and was smashed just right,

"Damn, despicable villain, engage in a sneak attack!"

The coffin board was then lifted,

When Shen Lang came back to his senses,

It was empty.

Qiusheng really did anything to trick Wencai......

Maybe there were too few things to entertain in those days,

The two friends played tricks on each other and became the greatest fun.

Shen Lang picked up cinnabar and mixed it with water,

After that, I wiped it on my face and circled it,

Shen Lang's face at this time was like seven orifices bleeding, to penetrate more people, how much to infiltrate people,

"Hmph, it's not certain who scares whom!"

According to the plot, Qiusheng should be hiding behind the door at this time,

Shen Lang knew this, and slowly walked over,

He plans to strike preemptively and scare Qiusheng before he speaks!

"Zombies? Zombie brother? Where are you hiding? ”

"Don't be so naughty? Hiding behind the door, but I'm going to eat a peachwood sword~"

Shen Lang opened the wooden door violently,

However......

There are no zombies behind the wooden door!

"I'll go, what about people?!"

"Wow!"

It turned out that Qiusheng was not hiding behind the wooden door,

He had an idea, and pasted the talisman paper on the door of his head,

hid directly beside the eight zombies,

Shen Lang didn't count when he just passed......

In fact, there were nine people standing behind the offering table!

"Holy!"

instinctive reactions,

Shen Lang didn't look back,

Kicked straight back,

Qiusheng easily dodged, opening his teeth and dancing his claws, "Wow! ”

Shen Lang turned his face calmly,

A face of cinnabar dressed in blood,

On the contrary, Qiusheng was taken aback by Shen Lang,

"Woo...... Where is the demon ......?"

Shen Langwei laughed, "Roar, I hate it so much!" ”

"Poof...... Damn...... Hell ......"

Qiusheng frightened back to the back,

The dentures in the mouth are squirting out,

Then the offering table was also knocked down by him,

The lantern fell and finally went out.

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 2/100]

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 3/100]

After a bit of nonsense, the funny value has steadily increased to 5 points!

Shen Lang wiped the 'blood' off his face,

said with a smile,

"Stupid, it's me, don't be afraid."

Qiu was half angry, "You kid actually pretended to be a ghost to scare me." ”

"Cut, half a catty, don't say that the eldest brother is the second brother, don't you also plan to pretend to be a zombie to scare me......" Shen Lang sensed that something was wrong, and hurriedly retreated and left, "Uh...... I'll take my leave...... Come on, brother! Strong! ”

"Hey, what are you running?!"

Qiusheng was wondering why Shen Lang had run away,

Suddenly, there was a gust of wind behind you!

Because the everlasting lamp is extinguished,

The runes on the foreheads of these zombies have fallen,

Eight cute zombies jumped up and down.

Qiusheng only felt a chill on his back and neck, cold sweat flowed for three thousand feet, and he turned his head mechanically, wanting to cry without tears, "Ahhhh it! Help me! Master! ”

"Qiusheng, hold on, I'll call the master over!"

"Wencai, you ran away by yourself, ...... Righteous guy ......"

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 6/100]

The zombies brought by Uncle Shi are very weak, and with Qiusheng's skills, they will never be injured, and Shen Lang also knows this, so he will leave Qiusheng alone to deal with zombies.

Sure enough, the noise in the offering hall attracted the attention of Uncle Jiu, and in the distance of the corridor, two figures rushed quickly, one was Uncle Jiu and the other was Uncle Chen, their hair was slightly gray, but they were both very energetic.

Uncle Nine is heroic, not tall but the heavenly court is full, the earth pavilion is round, he is definitely a profound Taoist person, and his gray-white eyebrows are connected into a word, and there must be something peculiar about extraordinary people.

Uncle Shi is a little worse, wearing Sven glasses, his nose is always red, and the overall feeling is more like a clown who came to be funny...... It's a barely extraordinary person, right...... Is your nose so red......

Of course...... Uncle Shi's actor Chen You doesn't always play funny roles, Chen You also has times when he shines...... In the movie 'Zombie' a few years ago, the Taoist chief he played was really a must, and the operation of trapping the corpse king with the Five Elements Formation was amazing! If you have time, you can really search the Internet to see it.

Shen Lang has fantasized about seeing Uncle Nine many times,

I was speechless in surprise when I really saw the deity,

Uncle Nine is really the most perfect character in the zombie movie master world!

Uncle Nine touched his face, "Wencai, why are you looking at me for so long?" Do I have something on my face? ”

Shen Lang hurriedly slapped a loud fart, "No...... The master is so handsome and extraordinary...... So I'm going to look at it for a long time......"

"Oh, yes?" Uncle Nine smiled happily, "Mmmm, I think so too!" ”

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 7/100]

[Dog licking value increased by 2, this value is useless for this mission.] 】

Shen Lang: "......" Where did I lick the dog! Respecting the teacher is also called licking the dog?

Uncle Shi hurriedly asked, "By the way, there was a lot of noise just now, what happened!" ”

Only then did Shen Lang remember that Qiusheng was still fighting alone!

"Master, the zombies in the offering hall are moving!"

Uncle Nine rolled his eyes, "You said it earlier!" ”