Chu Renmei slowly ruffled her hair,

Shen Lang noticed,

This girl also painted her nails,

Because her fingernails are black and purple,

I just don't know which nail salon she did,

Could it be that the underworld provides such a service?

After the hair is brushed away, there is a very white face!

White without a trace of blood,

The lips are also black purple,

Chu Renmei's eyes have some inexplicable protruding dead skin,

There is still a swarthy mole in the center of the eyebrows,

If you don't look closely, you think it's a pimple......

She rolled her eyes,

looked at Shen Lang indifferently,

The voice is cold and ethereal, full of evil colors,

"Truly...... Am I beautiful......? ”

Shen Lang didn't even feel scared at all,

It turns out that there is a little bit of weakness when I cover my face,

Now that you can see it clearly, it's not false at all!

Compared to Dong Dayu's paralyzed flesh and mud, this is simply the right way in the world!

And sniffed with his nose......

Wow...... This taste is refreshing and refreshing!

Shen Lang asked curiously, "Sister, which brand of shower gel do you use, it's so fragrant." ”

[Dog licking value increased by 2, currently 20100]

Chu Renmei was stunned, "Huh? Use...... I used Jazz Zest brand soap......"

This soap was popular on Hong Kong Island that year,

It's a pity that it's no longer discontinued,

The taste is very refreshing!

Shen Lang replied seriously, "Sister, the way you look now, I said that you are beautiful and beautiful, it must be a lie!" ”

Chu Renmei nodded stunnedly,

Shen Lang is right,

Her pale face is really not good-looking......

"I suggest you, first find a contact lens to wear, and then take care of your skin, and ...... these" Shen Lang probed his hand and pulled off a piece of curly dead skin on the other party's face, "Remove these dead skin, and then apply a mask with beauty, your foundation is not bad, dress up a little and it will be a fairy!" ”

Lick...... But you can't lick it hard...... Lick with a transformation according to the actual situation!

"Oh...... That's it...... What is a face mask? ”

"Modern high-tech helps girls control shrinkage and make the skin Q elastic and powerful~"

"Where can I get it?"

"Harm~ What's the matter, I went back and bought it to burn it for you~"

[Dog licking value increased by 2, currently 22100]

Chu Renmei thought for a moment,

Suddenly came back to his senses,

"Humph! Almost fell in your way again! Do you hate the way I look? I will never fall for a man again! ”

Shen Lang made a 'heartbroken' look,

"yes...... I hate you...... I hate that you didn't meet me sooner...... A simple and down-to-earth female ghost like you is really a goddess that I yearn for! ”

I'm a dog-licking wizard,

Shen Lang silently gave himself a thumbs up.

Chu Renmei, a girl who doesn't ask about the world,

She has dated a scumbag Bu Wantian in her life,

Bu Wantian is not as oily as Shen Lang's mouth,

The other party has always pretended to be a high scholar,

So Chu Renmei has never been praised by other men to this extent.

Licking a dog can do wonders,

By the disgust of the first impression,

Until now......

Chu Renmei's senses for Shen Lang are particularly good,

I can't bear to kill him,

A woman is a person who pleases herself,

Death for a confidant,

Chu Renmei has been tolerated by Shen Langyue's appearance~

Ruan Bishi seems to be a really good man,

Huangshan Village may also have good people......

Chu Renmei thought quietly......

In the movie,

Ruan Bishi and Jack's hometown are both from Huangshan Village,

Through this clue...... Only then did Fa Mao find out the shocking truth that 66 people died in three days in Huangshan Village!

After all, Chu Renmei has a huge grievance,

She shook her head desperately,

The tone became cold again,

"No, you lied to me, except for my nephew Li Qiang, no one will treat me well, you humans are all scum who are not as good as pigs and dogs!"

The more I talked, the more excited I became,

Chu Renmei cracked open the mouth of the blood basin,

The whole pale face was distorted like a rotting corpse......

She opened her arms and slowly approached Shen Lang,

"Ahhh......h Ahhhh......h

Shen Lang touched his nose, "What, you want to hug, ok, originally I have to charge for this kind of service, see that you are in such a good shape, I will give you a free time." ”

The result of each and Chu people's beauty fantasy is completely different,

She originally thought that Shen Lang would be frightened when she saw the long black hair on the toilet,

And he sat down......

She originally thought that Shen Lang would rush over when he saw his mother,

As a result, he continued to give Ollie to ......

She originally thought that Shen Lang would show the appearance of an old embryo when he saw Annie,

As a result, he is a righteous man......

She originally thought that Shen Lang would be paralyzed with fright when he saw Sen Luo's terrifying fantasy,

As a result, he began to think about the plot of the cartoon......

Right now......

She thought that Shen Lang would retreat when she showed a terrifying face......

And he came up to him......

I also gave myself a big hug!

Strange emotions wandered around in Chu Renmei's heart......

Shen Lang hugged Chu Renmei,

I am also complaining for this girl in my heart,

Bu Wantian can't afford to play, don't marry other girls,

If you find a new love, you will find a new love,

I have to kill Chu Renmei......

You deserve to be retaliated against by Chu Renmei!

Shen Lang sighed lightly, "Alas...... Scientists have said that the reason why a woman lives longer than a man is because she doesn't like to hold it in her heart for everything, and she will cry when she is unhappy...... What hormones are produced after crying...... Then the woman has a good mind and lives a long time......"

Chu Renmei didn't cry after all,

She leaned in Shen Lang's ear and said softly,

"Hello...... Ruan Bishi ...... My name is Chu Renmei. ”

Proper communication is the first step to success~

Shen Lang asked innocently, "So...... Sister Chu, can we not hurt others? ”

"Of course...... Chu Renmei's gentle tone suddenly became cold and terrifying, "No!" Aha! ”

A burst of substantiated resentment pushed Shen Lang away,

The body hit the tile of the bathroom,

The back hurts surprisingly......

"Truly...... Ruan Bishi ...... I admit that you are an upright and funny human being! You have withstood my test, and I promise that I will not persecute you again, but if you have any scumbag despicable behavior, I promise to drag you to the Three Realms to see the scenery! ”

Shen Lang hugged his old waist and said that there was a problem with after-sales, "And said that it won't hurt me?" ”

Chu Renmei may also feel that there is a problem, she explained, "uh...... ...... from now on"

In fact, the back doesn't hurt so much,

Shen Lang quickly stood up,

"Chu Renmei! Discuss with me any difficulties! ...... it is not advisable to hurt others"

Chu people looked into the distance leisurely,

Ruan Bishi ...... A simple person like you wouldn't understand......"

Shen Lang hurriedly came up with an excuse,

"I know...... We are old from Beiping...... Wrong...... Our old Huangshan Village has been left behind...... At that time, 66 people died in Huangshan Village in three days, almost two-thirds of the population died, but fortunately, my grandfather's generation escaped overnight! Your name is like thunder, like thunder! Can you tell me what really happened back then? ”

If Chu Renmei is willing to share her story,

Then it will not be far from her relief......

Chu Renmei's face changed slightly,

The next breath disappeared in the bathroom,

Only a string of melodious and empty voices remained,

"Want to know? Inquire for yourself......"

Whoever started the trouble should end it......

If you want to eliminate Chu Renmei's resentment, you must start from the root of the matter back then!

"I'll ...... Here you go again? ”

Chu people's beauty suddenly appeared again,

"By the way, Ruan Bishi, you are a good person, but you are not the type I like, 88~"

Chu people's beauty disappeared again suddenly,

It's like playing a game!

"Ah...... Bow down......" The corners of Shen Lang's mouth twitched......

Special Meow's ...... I was also haircut by the Chu people and got a good guy card...... Licking the dog really can't house!