Shen Lang hasn't even had time to sit on the toilet seat to warm up,

The lights in the bathroom stopped abruptly!

"Ah...... You're really annoying......"

Everything fell into darkness......

Suddenly there was an ethereal sound in my ears,

"Ruan Bishi~~"

Shen Langzhen cried, "Don't make trouble...... I'm doing business......"

"Ruan Bishi~~I'm your mother~~"

"Listen to Mom, come here...... Come here......"

Shen Lang glanced at his embarrassing situation at this time, and smiled bitterly, "I'...... Alas...... We really can't go! ”

Shen Lang groped for a while,

found his ancient 'PHS' type of mobile phone,

After playing for a while, there was a snake game on it...... Oops, hit the tail and died...... Ahem......

Yeeh, there is actually a flashlight function in this kind of mobile phone......

With a little light,

The mind has gradually stabilized,

A white light illuminates the bathroom door......

The sound of bubbling water flows slowly,

At the door of the bathroom stood an old aunt,

There are eight points of resemblance to Ruan Bishi's face......

At this time, it is Ruan Bishi's aunt - Dugu Qingniang!

Maybe it's because the name is too overbearing,

So he died young......

Grandma beckoned to Shen Lang,

"Ah Boy, garbage boy, come here, Mom is here~"

Shen Lang finally knew how Ruan Bishi died in the movie,

A moment of fright...... A moment of tenderness......

Ordinary people can't stand it for a long time!

The sound of running water in the bathroom and her mother are all fantasies created by Chu Renmei,

When Ruan Bishi was hooked into the bathroom,

He was pushed into the 'watery' bathtub by his fantasy grandma,

No matter how much you struggle, you come out......

Fear and suffocation overflowed at the same time......

In the end, Ruan Bishi was scared to death like this......

In fact, there is no water in the bathtub,

If the fantasy reaches a certain level,

Humans will mistakenly think that the water inside is real.

It's like a dream......

When you dream it, you don't usually think it's a dream......

You will only realize it when you wake up from your dream...... Ah, it turns out that I'm dreaming, so meow, I said how could I have ordered more than 10,000 yuan...... Lose!

If you replace it with a real Ruan Bishi,

He definitely didn't care about the toilet and rushed over to find his grandma.

Pity...... Shen Lang is not Ruan Bishi......

Shen Lang looked at Dugu Qingniang like a fool,

"Mmmm, I know where you are, where you came from, where are you going, grandma, listen to my advice, the last train back to the underworld is almost there, don't be late and can't go back~"

I didn't expect Shen Lang to not enter the oil and salt,

Dugu Qingniang was dumbfounded for a moment......

A few seconds later,

The end of all fantasies,

The lights in the bathroom have been restored, and the calm has been restored!

Shen Lang continued to fight with Ollie,

The battle is in full swing...... Very happy!

Running out of paper paper,

Finish ...... Shen Lang only found out at this time that he couldn't rush ......,

Horse's ...... Oh yes...... The water in Ruan Bishi's house has stopped!

'Click~'

"Isn't it...... Again? ”

Shen Lang had to admire Chu Renmei's perseverance,

I'm afraid I'm afraid I'll be impatient for a long time if I'm an ordinary ghost~

The lights in the bathroom changed to a pale pink tone,

Anne, who was wearing a light summer swimsuit, suddenly threw herself into Shen Lang's arms,

Ruan Bishi ...... Actually, people like you for a long time......"

The corners of Shen Lang's mouth twitched,

You're changing clothes too fast,

Intimidate...... Affection...... Now it's a beauty trick again......

It's worthy of you, Chu Renmei!

Anne's mouth pursed,

Pulling Shen Lang's sleeve and walking to the bathroom,

"Come on...... Brother Ruan Bishi...... Let's ...... together Mandarin Duck ......"

Where is the bathroom still plain white just now,

The bathtub is steaming hot,

Patches of red rose petals fluttered on the hot water,

Anne writhed coquettishly,

"Come on...... Brother Ruan Bishi...... People ...... tonight It's yours......"

Shen Lang said calmly, "Annie, please respect yourself, Ah Ming is outside!" I, Shen Lang, no, I, Ruan Bishi, am peerless, loyal and righteous, how can I betray my brother! ”

A few words are sprouting red,

bluffed Anne for a moment,

"I just looked away, I didn't expect you to be an honest garbage ......"

Anne's voice instantly became cold and cruel,

Then she turned into a puddle of meat sauce and smashed it on the tile floor.

The whole room suddenly fell into a dim halo of red light,

"Truly...... Hahaha...... They all have to die...... You're all going to die......"

The terrible sound of the hollow roamed around the bathroom,

The tiles of the walls of the bathroom are cracked piece by piece,

Out of it came the pale palms,

The hot water in the bathtub was also changed to blood...... It's a bit like Lafite in '82~

Shen Lang's eyes were slightly closed, and he silently chanted 'Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast, one has no eyes, the other has no tail, it's strange!' It's weird! ’

What should I do if I encounter an illusion?

Don't be nervous, don't be afraid,

Find a random children's song and read it,

Let your mind be full of innocence,

So that the ghosts and demons have nowhere to do it!

Chu Renmei's illusion package is self-defeating,

At this time, Shen Lang's head is inside,

There are only two cute black tigers desperately pursuing the green tea table blue rabbit......

Black Tiger ...... The first person in the dog licking world!

After that, the scenery in the room began to be strange.

Half of it was blood and hands,

The other half is two black tigers singing children's songs,

The two sides were at a stalemate for a while......

In the end, Hei Xiaohu defeated Chu Renmei's illusion with his nirvana Heavenly Demon Flurry!

Shen Lang silently gave Hei Xiaohu a thumbs up, "Old Hei, give me a roar~"

The two black tigers nodded,

He went into the flowers again to look for butterflies......

Chu Renmei was hit hard,

The original form has been forced out!

A blue figure,

The cloak is scattered and does not look at the face,

A blue wide-sleeved costume that looks like a singing stage!

The only recognizable ...... This girl's hands are particularly white......

Shen Lang turned his face and was startled when he saw this person,

"I'm ...... I post! ”

subconsciously pasted the 'sharp flavor talisman' to Chu Renmei's body,

As a result, the talisman ejected back......

Instead, it was stuck on the door of his head......

Shen Lang let out a long sigh,

"Alas...... Sure enough, it's useless......"

Chu Renmei's head twisted up and down twice,

"Quack...... You guy...... I was still thinking about cartoons in that situation! ”

Shen Lang pouted, "You're just glad...... I don't fantasize about Mr. Jinjiang's 'I want to be an official', so you can just laugh and go......"

Chu Renmei roared angrily, "Aren't you afraid of me!" ”

Shen Lang touched his chin,

Roar, now it's my turn to perform,

"Oh, sister, you are so beautiful, why should I be afraid of you, what's your name? Where do you live? Do you have a boyfriend? Please leave me a phone number! I especially like girls with long hair, especially those like yours who have waist-length hair and cover up your big face by the way. ”

"Ah......?"

Chu Renmei was made to retreat by Shen Lang's sweet words......

[Dog licking value increased by 6, currently 6100]

[Dog licking value increased by 6, currently 12100]

[Dog licking value increased by 6, currently 18100]

Shen Lang: "......"

How to increase so much,

Is Chu Renmei so lacking in love?

I seriously suspect that the system brother wants to express his thoughts before he calculates this......

After squirming for a while, Chu Renmei said,

"It's called ...... Wrong! You still want to talk to me! ”

Speaking skills,

Chu Renmei quickly approached Shen Lang's face,

Her hands tugged at the hair on her cheeks,

Slow ...... Brush your hair out......