A breath of anger grew out of Uncle Jiu's nostrils, and he stared at Qiusheng with his waist crossed, "What? If you don't go back so late, what do you want to do? Otherwise, your aunt will come to me again later! Hurry back! ”

Qiusheng embarrassedly straightened up his clothes, "Oh! I see. ”

In the movie, Qiusheng's family is quite rich, and his aunt runs a rouge gouache shop across from Yihong Courtyard, which should be quite profitable, and Qiusheng will wear a few good-looking suits from time to time to show off.

Wencai is relatively poor, he eats and lives in Uncle Jiu's house, he can be regarded as a door-to-door apprentice, helping Uncle Jiu work every day and learning some kung fu.

Qiusheng left,

Shen Lang walked out and planned to close the door,

He stared blankly at the short zombie beside him......

This zombie was born malnourished, less than 1.6 meters tall, and was beaten by Uncle Jiu just now, and now he can't even jump up the stone steps.

'Da~'

'Da~'

Every time I jumped up, I was blocked back by the first stone steps,

Shen Lang couldn't help laughing, "Haha, it's so joyful, it turns out that zombies can be so cute." ”

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"Brother, I'll help you up, don't worry~"

Shen Lang kindly supported the zombie to jump up the steps,

Send away this malnourished zombie step by step,

Shen Lang smiled and beckoned, "Come on!" In the next life, I will be reincarnated and strive to be Yao Ming! ”

Zombie brother: "Roar ~ Strive to be one of the three major emojis in Asia in the next life~"

Uncle Nine stood behind and silently watched Shen Lang's behavior,

Nodding secretly, with a smile on his face,

He muttered softly, "Wencai has a pure heart, and if he cultivates the Fa in the future, he will definitely achieve something." ”

Shen Lang closed the door and turned his face, Uncle Nine instantly changed into a stinky face, "Hmph, it will cause me trouble!" If that's done, come over for supper! The master cooks glutinous rice porridge for you! ”

Shen Lang hurriedly said, 'Okay',

It's just a little strange in my heart,

Invite me to eat, why does Uncle Nine still look unhappy......

Naturally, cultivators can't put joy, laughter, anger and resentment on their faces.

Uncle Jiu's performance has a special term in modern times...... Tsundere~

That's how the porridge made by the big men,

Shen Lang and Uncle Nine sat at the dinner table drinking porridge,

I swallowed a few gulps, and it was very light...... It doesn't smell good......

After a few chopsticks and sour radish, it went down completely.

The life of Uncle Jiu's family has always been like this,

Usually, there are few big fish and big meat at the dinner table.

But every year's holidays,

Or on a birthday,

The dinner table will definitely be filled with hearty dishes.

So...... There is a clear explanation for why we drink porridge every day...... Because Uncle Nine is too lazy to cook......

Just beat the zombie out of a sweat,

Shen Lang hurriedly drank a bowl of glutinous rice porridge,

I still don't feel good in my stomach,

"Master, do you have anything to eat?"

Uncle Nine put down the dishes and chopsticks,

The brow furrowed,

"What, haven't you eaten enough?"

Shen Lang nodded, "Yes, yes." ”

Uncle Nine gave him a blank look, "Hmph, what to do, what to eat is not enough." ”

Shen Lang scratched his head embarrassed...... "Then I won't eat it......"

Uncle Nine added, "There are leftover steamed buns from yesterday in the kitchen, as well as marinated chicken and bacon, you can bring them over and eat them!" ”

"Okay, okay."

Shen Lang felt warm in his heart,

Although Uncle Nine is cold on the surface,

But the love for the apprentices in my heart has never stopped.

"By the way, Wencai, you should dress neatly tomorrow!"

Shen Lang pretended not to know, "Why?" ”

Uncle Nine glared, "If you want to wear it, you can wear it, where did you get so much nonsense." ”

Shen Lang said, "Oh-"

Uncle Nine calmly raised the cigarette gun, Shen Lang's eyes were quick, and he took a match to help Uncle Nine light the cigarette cap, Uncle Nine's cigarette pouch contained good tea cigarettes, and smoking it would only be beneficial to the body and harmless.

Uncle Nine took a sip pleasantly, "Well, Wencai, you are quite clever today." Very good, tomorrow morning, we have a tea bureau with Master Ren, master, I will take you to the town to drink Western tea, haha. ”

"That's a good feeling, I must be dressed up beautifully."

Shen Lang nodded with a smile,

In fact, he already knew about it,

Oh, Uncle Nine's character is really interesting,

I didn't want to say it just now,

And now suddenly it's confiding in itself again,

He probably wanted to surprise me......

Western tea was amazing at the time, at least in the movie,

Uncle Nine and Wen Cai have not touched it once.

Shen Lang took a bite of bacon,

The emoji group is together.

Uncle Nine raised his eyebrows and knocked on the cigarette gun, "Don't spit it out." ”

"Woo...... Master...... Salty is dead......"

"Drink water when you die of salt."

"Oh......"

The cured meat of the ninth uncle's house is salty and salty,

made Shen Lang drink a lot of water in the middle of the night......

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 19/100]

The next day, the sky was bright,

The fish seller poured the bigtail perch into the stall paved with lotus leaves, and before the fish seller could shout a few times, Uncle Nine and Shen Lang had already come over dressed in handsome clothes.

The ninth uncle is peaceful,

Said hello to the fish seller,

"Morning, business is good."

"Haha, Uncle Nine early, Uncle Nine early, hehe, so early."

Shen Lang nodded politely,

Follow Uncle Nine and move on.

This kind of scene is no longer strange to Shen Lang,

Uncle Nine has a high reputation in the town,

When the vendors saw Uncle Jiu, they would put down their work and say hello.

After all...... Who doesn't have a little three plagues?

If you suspect that the inner house is not clean and there is something dirty,

Go and ask Uncle Nine to come out, you can definitely succeed.

Shen Lang followed behind Uncle Nine and asked in a whisper,

"Master, have you ever drunk Western tea?"

Uncle Nine walked in front in high spirits, "No, Wencai, what's wrong?" ”

Shen Lang blinked, "Master, what if the time comes?" ”

Uncle Jiu's pace paused, his eyes rolled, and he said in his heart, yes, what should I do if I drink Western tea for the first time and lose face in front of Master Ren? Ay! Let Wen Cai be in front first, if there is anything he doesn't understand, let him look foreign first.

Uncle Nine twisted his face and smiled slightly, "Wencai! The master lied to you just now, the master is such a big person, even if he has never drunk Western tea, he has seen others drink Western tea. Later, if you drink it openly, if there is anything wrong, the master will help you correct it. ”

The corners of Shen Lang's mouth twitched, "Haha, well, then it's troublesome for the master." ”

Shen Lang is not stupid, he naturally understands that Uncle Nine is planning to pit his apprentice, he originally wanted to say that he would drink Western tea, and Uncle Nine just needs to follow and learn.

As a result, these words were forcibly suffocated back by Uncle Jiu's intelligent operation.

Uncle Nine showed a smug smile, patted Shen Lang on the shoulder, and walked into the Western-style tea restaurant with his arm around him, which should be the most humorous laugh in the whole film.

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 20/100]

Shen Lang had a relaxed smile on his face,

The relationship between Uncle Nine and Wencai is really interesting,

Maybe this kind of master and apprentice who pit each other,

It's the perfect master-apprentice relationship.